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Post pictures of things that you've made that you are proud of.

Here's a yule log I made with my little sister a few years ago for our grandparents!

>> No.16621935

Did you fuck her?

>> No.16621938

>>16621929
did they die of embarrassment exactly at the same time you severed it to them? god i hope so.

>> No.16621948

>>16621929
Isn't it a little early to be making yule logs? Aren't they a fall/winter thing?

>> No.16621954

>>16621948
Yeah it's a four year old pic.

>> No.16621960

>>16621929
I like it

>> No.16621963

>>16621948
he said a few years ago you goddamn retard.

>> No.16621974
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>>16621929
nice log

>> No.16621978
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16621978

Here are chocolate crepes I made for my last gf and me!

six years ago ;_;

>> No.16621980

>>16621954
Sad you know that champ.

>> No.16621989

>>16621954
>>16621963
>Showing off something you made 4 years ago

>> No.16621993
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>>16621980
Why wouldn't I remember cooking something for my grandparents?

>> No.16622001

>>16621993
Is log shaped food your specialty or something?

>> No.16622013
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>>16622001
Yeah.

>> No.16622211

>>16621929
That's rad

>> No.16622244

>>16621993
Are the old fucks dead? Unfortunately you're not.

>> No.16622269
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My battered lobster came out neat

>> No.16622278

>>16622269
Not really. Looks like something you'd get on the kids menu at BK.

>> No.16622288
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>>16622278
thank you

>> No.16622329

>>16622269
That looks really nice! I still don't know how to plate things to make them look appealing. Do you have a recipe?

>> No.16622348
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>>16621929

>> No.16622369

>>16622348
Do you have a cross section?

>> No.16622379

>>16622369
Of course I don't I Googled the image.

>> No.16622383

>>16622348
I bought a 2-bone dry aged prime rib roast for christmas two years ago and my inlaws complained nonstop about how long it was taking to cook.
It cost $157
I had appetizers
I had a first course
But they couldn't wait 30 extra minutes for the roast to finish properly
Then when I went to slice it, assuming they were famished, I cut a normal portioned amount and they said it was far too much meat for them. No fucking worries I guess, I'll just eat this slice
Proceeded to slice the fucking thinnest slices of prime rib one can muster with a shitty knife and served that.
Never again. It still makes me mad thinking about it.

>> No.16622390

Good thread anon, always feels nice to cook with family.
Unless they're shitty cooks that only eat cup noodles when they're alone because they somehow can't figure out how to boil water or make scrambled eggs, like my own little sister. Please send help.

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>> No.16622479
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Porter house cut with shrimp garlic onions bell peppers with a side of rice

>> No.16622487

>>16622479
Why did you take it out of the microwave carton and put it on a plate?

>> No.16622546

>>16622436
This looks really good. How did you make it? Did you use pistachios or another type of nut?

>> No.16622578

>>16622436
fug that looks good. is it easy to make?

>> No.16622718

>>16621929
I love David the gnome . makes me happy to see this
though i wouldn't eat it, i dont like sweets its alot of nostalgia.

>> No.16622722

>>16622718
https://youtu.be/CA8ekW2wyt4

>> No.16622791
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>>16621929
I am unironically super proud of my chocolate chip cookies. I spent alot of time adjusting the recipe just right to give you that coffee house vibe when you eat them.

>> No.16622802

>>16622722
thanks dude made me smile

>> No.16622815

>>16621978
>those haggard looking strawberries
That's why she left you.

>> No.16622822

>>16622278
>lobster, rice, and asperagus
Wait does BK stand for something other than Burger King?

>> No.16622825

>>16622436
suck your dick for a piece of that, Anon.

>> No.16622862
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Raviolo. Pasta rolled out from scratch. Parm, Ricotta, Parsley, Red chili, SPG in filling with fresh egg yolk. Boiled 2 min, fries in brown butter. Black truffle, Parm, parsley and truffle oil on top. Decadent as fuck.

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>>16622862

>> No.16622871
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>>16622866

>> No.16623230

>>16621929
Your little sister would enjoy a nice orgasm from cunnilingus, from you.

Just put your mouth on her vulva. Do it.

>> No.16623261

>>16621978
You deserve to have live again

>> No.16623266

>>16623230
she likes it better when mom does it :(

>> No.16623848

>>16622436
dank

>> No.16623933

>>16621938
>at the same time you severed it to them?
We're not all cereal killers anon

>> No.16623992
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>>16621929
85lb pug I cooked on Saturday, on an old squat rack I made into a spit roaster with 7’ 1” thick bar, an Ikea shelf I cut some steel out of, a Merc A class brake disk and my welder, drill, hacksaw and grinder used as tools. Pig had nothing but salt and pepper on it. The stud holes the the brake disk allowed me to lock it into 5 positions. Easy as fuck, fun, would do again.

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It's not a great picture but it's hands down my best batch of chowder yet.

It has scallops and chunks whiting in it. Next time I think I'll do scallops, fish, and some chopped oysters. Red stuff is paprika which is a common garnish for chowda

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>>16623992
*pig
Locking mechanism too. You can see the bold poking out of the frame next to each welded on bracket, so can be locked in 5 different positions, rather than having to turn it all day long

>> No.16624021 [DELETED] 

>>16621929
I eat too many munchie boxes so decided to make my own version. Chips (fries to Americans) and cheese, with venison meat balls, polish sausage, mayonnaise and sweet chilli sauce.

>> No.16624026

>>16621929
Cute log

>> No.16624038

>>16622244
LMAO

>> No.16624325

>>16621935
yes

>> No.16624340
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>>16623933
>cereal killers
>cereal

>> No.16624505
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Dunno about being proud but I started baking recently so I'm still new to this.
Made apple pound cake, we have an apple tree and so I thought I'd make use of the apples.
Once it cools I'll get a taste and hopefully it turned out alright.

>> No.16624578

>>16621929
That's dumb but you did a good job so good job.

>> No.16624611

>>16622791
What is the recipe?

>> No.16624619

>>16622791
give us the recipe

>> No.16624681
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>>16622791
Holy shit those look incredible

>>16621929
Pork tenderloin stuffed with onion, apple, and gruyere, plus charred broccoli and taters that could use some improvement.

>> No.16624952

>>16621929
Re-post this thread in December mate.
People here are too autistic to think figuratively.

>> No.16626018

>>16622862
/thread

>> No.16626478
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>>16621929

Pear and walnut cake me and my wife made.

>> No.16626504

>>16622791
Do you use corn starch? I found my cookie game drastically improved when I started adding some of that.

>> No.16626510

>>16622013
i go fucking ape shit for eclairs i would do bad things to have a go at that entire plate

>> No.16626519

>>16622791
what is a coffee house vibe
genuinely curious
cookies look gud

>> No.16626538
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>>16621929
I like a lot of things, but I'm probably most proud of my mexican food.

Pic of some al pastor I made a while ago.

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>>16626538
Another shot of a mexican grill out I did more recently.

Al pastor and carne asada.

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>>16626538
>>16626554
Also do a pretty legit indian, they're similar in a lot of ways.

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>>16626510

>> No.16626815

>>16626538
How did you do it? Grill or oven?

>> No.16626862

bump

>> No.16626921

>>16626795
highly crammable

>> No.16627039
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Pho at home. Before the broth was added.

Oxtail broth took 14 hours + overnight to skim it, turned out great.

>> No.16627049

>>16626478

That looks delish bro

>> No.16627055

>>16624681

Bro wipe your dollar tree plate before pics

>> No.16627062

>>16622862
>>16622866
>>16622871
looks good m8

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>>16626921
cream filled

>> No.16627435

>>16622578
Easy if you use premade phyllo. Notoriously difficult if you make it yourself, at least as a first timer.

>> No.16627462

>>16621978
>giving a shit about a stupid whore who left you

>> No.16627478
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>> No.16627483

>>16622871
how long did it take you to google that pic?

>> No.16627524

>>16627478
Excellent color, anon. Plus the ripped part in the pretzel is the best!
Twist could use some work though!

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>>16627483
I didn't. I made them.

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>>16627524
It must be an old picture. I don't even remember that stove?

>> No.16627689
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>>16622269
>>16622791
>>16624505
Would give it as a present to a loved one.

>>16621929
>>16621978
>>16622013
>>16622348
>>16622479
>>16622871
>>16623992
>>16624681
>>16626478
>>16626554
>>16626795
>>16627039
>>16627478
Would eat.

>>16621993
>>16622436
>>16624003
>>16626585
>>16627555
Would not eat.

>>16626538
Would give it as a present to an enemy.

>> No.16627740

>>16627535
how cooked was the yolk when you served them? was it like a sunny side up egg?

>> No.16627761
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16627761

I make bread. I happy make bread. I happy!

>> No.16627767

>>16627761
Recipie?

>> No.16627796

>>16627767
Ingredients:
Bread flour
AP flour
Kosher salt
Active dry yeast
Sugar
Corn meal for texture
Not shit water

Tools:
Dutch oven
Parchment paper

>> No.16627831
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Thai basil/garlic sauce noodles + egg
Recipe from Bon Appetite

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I tried making pizza from scratch this weekend, after a bit of trial and error on I started getting some nice results.

>> No.16627843

>>16626585
that looks like an awesome plate of food!

>> No.16627934

>>16622383
This only happens when they think their kid made a terrible decision in picking you.

>> No.16628135

>>16627835
That's one of the fuck ups, right? Did you take a picture of a good one?

>> No.16628155
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16628155

Sourdough.

>> No.16628189

>>16627835
looks tasty
>>16628155
that looks pretty spot on for 'what bread is supposed to look like'

>> No.16628205
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nice simple cacio e pepe with homemade pasta

>> No.16628306
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Croissants from scratch
This batch was a little rushed, should have taken things a bit slower. Still turned out alright

>> No.16628307

>>16628189
thx, it took me a couple of years of trial & error, but I'm pretty happy with my bread baking skills nowadays

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Made wholemeal olive bread a while back

>> No.16628340

>>16628306
Looks good, anon.

>> No.16628392

>>16622436
these are amazing good job

>> No.16628400

>>16621929
Based gnome enjoyer.

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>>16627689
>Would not eat.

>> No.16628433

>>16627689
Nice blog Gordon

>> No.16628448

>>16626478
Those pears are rough anon, and you should core them. Masking looks alright.

>> No.16628653

>>16621978
these were cold when you started eating them right?

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pretty good croissants

>> No.16628667

>>16627689
i get the raw dough pig looking thing but, why the hell wouldn't you eat the rest?

>> No.16628675

>>16628666
holy shit would love to chew that devilishly perfect 'sant

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mini mont-blancs

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>> No.16628729

>>16628724
that looks naice but is that raw kale? fuck man that hXcore

>> No.16628762

>>16628729
Thanks, I like raw kale in salad but this is actually lightly sauteed.

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>>16628681
>A Mont Blanc (or Mont-Blanc aux marrons, in Italian, Monte Bianco) is a dessert of sweetened chestnut purée in the form of vermicelli, topped with whipped cream. It was created in nineteenth-century Piedmont, in Italy. The name comes from Mont Blanc, as the dish resembles a snow-capped mountain.
do americans really

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brownies with a layer of salted caramel on top and dipped in rocher glaze

>> No.16628803

>>16628785
it can adapt to many shapes that dont look awful

>> No.16628862

>>16628135
thi-this is one of the good ones...

>> No.16628873

>>16628789
I want to have sex with you

>> No.16628881

>>16623992
This is the ultimate way to cook swine.

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brioche croissant and cum

>> No.16628900

>>16628895
>brioche and cum
the cum is the second gayest part of this

>> No.16628922
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fish themed caramelized millefoglie, with chantilly cream and chocolate chips

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>>16628922
looks nice but I don't personally care for fish

>> No.16628932

>>16628922
Nice gram crackers my dude

>> No.16628981

>>16621929
I've been developing a sweet tooth lately and this looks delicious.

>> No.16629302

>>16627761
>>16628306
>>16628326
Would give it as a present to a loved one.

>>16628155
>>16628666
>>16628724
>>16628789
>>16628895
Would eat.

>>16627831
>>16627835
>>16628681
>>16628922
Would not eat.

>>16628205
>>16628785
Would give it as a present to an enemy.

>>16628401
I'm sorry, anon. I can give you better feedback if you tell me which one it was.

>>16628667
Because they either look unsightly or very plain. Some of the ones that look unsightly aren't badly prepared at all and they may actually taste great.

>> No.16629321

>>16629302
>tell me which one it was.
>>16624003
It's my own fault for taking such a ¥ucky photo but it was quite rich and didn't taste fishy either. As a New Englander stranded in Australia I was just happy to finally accomplish a chowder that tastes like home

I have a bunch leftover in the freezer, when I got back for more I'll take a picture that tells the whole story

>> No.16629360

>>16629321
I've just looked at pictures of chowder and yours looks better than almost all of them. Chowder looks unappealing to me and that's why I rated it that way.

>> No.16629362

>>16626815
I normally grill, but oven works pretty well. You can also do some combo of using a grill to get color, then finishing in the oven or chopping it up to fry in a pan.

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>>16629302
I don't necessarily agree with your ratings, but I respect the consistency and commitment to them.

What do you think about this fried chicken?

>> No.16629396

>>16621954
Bro... that's sad as fuck...

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Bad picture but these oatmeal cookies have impressed many people. Proud because it's a recipe I adjusted to the point I can call them mine. Butterscotch chips optional but my mom likes them. Tbh i like them more without.

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>> No.16629457

>>16629371
>I don't necessarily agree with your ratings
Well, it's all subjective at the end of the day. I only rate them based on looks, obviously. There is disgusting-looking food that tastes incredible.

>What do you think about this fried chicken?
>Fried chicken.
Would not eat because instead of looking crusty in a delicious way, it looks scabby.
>Beans.
>Bread.
>Salad.
Would eat.

>>16629406
Would eat.

>>16629452
Would give the meal on the right as a present to a loved one but would not eat the meal on the left.

>> No.16629465

>>16629457
>cheesy potatoes
>meal
It's all one meal anon

>> No.16629472

>>16621929
would smash

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>>16621974
Kek. So impressed by your dedication.

>>16621929
Nice thread op! I'm more into cooking than baking, but I've always wanted to make a yule log.

I'm baking brownies for my boyfriends birthday in a few days, I found a decent recipe and I feel good about it. Will report back later.

Most recent thing I've made is sun-dried tomato pesto. Tastes great, looks meh.

>> No.16629482

>>16629465
Ahhh.

>> No.16629483

>>16629465
>>16629457
this guy confuses me.

>> No.16629488

>>16629483
Kek, why do I do, anon?

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>>16629473
Okay that's an incredibly unappealing picture.

Here is some kuku sabzi I made last week. (Kuku sabzi = Persian herb frittata).

>> No.16629498

>>16629488
Idk some of your opinions don't make sense to me. But that's why they're opinions. Also the way you break up dishes.

Just peculiar that's all. You have anything you made to post?

>> No.16629526

>>16629498
>You have anything you made to post?
None. I actually have just started a catering business but none of the meals were made by me alone.

>> No.16629544

>>16629526
Word, can we see what your team is doing? I've always thought a catering business would be a interesting and somewhat low risk way to make some extra cash.

>> No.16629550
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This is a slice of a jello shot cake I made, I poured a whole fifth of vodka in it. Tasted so good

>> No.16629556

>>16629457
>Would give the meal on the right as a present to a loved one

What does this mean? I can understand giving something like baked goods as a present but not grilled fish. Doesn’t really make any sense

>> No.16629582

>>16629497
looks like a flooded lawn covered in autumn leaves

>> No.16629603

>>16623933
>taking the morel highground

>> No.16629609

>>16629582
Kek. I suppose if you're not familiar with Persian food it won't be so appealing. I think it's delicious.

>> No.16629630

>>16627689
Autism

>> No.16629639

>>16629497
Would give it as a present to an enemy.

>>16629544
Not right now because photos aren't as high quality as I would want them to be. This Friday I will have professionals take some photos and videos and then I can share them.

>>16629550
Would give it as a present to a loved one.

>>16629556
It means that, for example, I would give it to my father if I went to visit him.

>>16629630
You don't know what it means.

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>>16621929
Made elk stew last night, not the prettiest but definitely the tastiest in a while!

>> No.16629683

>>16629672
looks baller anon, good job.

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>>16622791
Give me the recipe nigger!

>> No.16629731

>>16629672
Looks amazing. Wish I could have some.

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>>16622862
Never thought about adding a whole yolk into ravioli, how was it? Also how much did you pay for the truffle?

>> No.16629746

>>16626510
they are super simple you should try making them sometime it's like a three ingredient dough

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>>16629693
but anon

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>>16626538
I tried making some pastors last summer, didn't turn out so good. Used too much pineapple in the marinade (and too much time) which completely disintegrated my pork, also since i didn't have a skewer i thought i could pull it off just using a branch on an open fire. Half of that shit ended on the coals.

>> No.16629766
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shrimp in a spicy creole sauce with bacon cheddar grits and a fried 5 cheese polenta cake

>> No.16629769
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Prime rib roast

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>>16629769
Gravy is missing from pic

>> No.16629780

>>16622479
this is bait right?

>> No.16629800

>>16627435
isn't philo or phyllo or however it's spelled more of a tedious and timeconsuming thing rather than difficult? I mean it's basically just buttering, flattening, folding and freezing over and over again.

>> No.16629801

>>16629672
yeh one sec lemme just put a load of fucking red fruit sugar in my meat stew

>> No.16629803

>>16629672
Is that like a cranberry sauce? Looks good anon.

>> No.16629805

>>16629773
>Gravy is missing from pic
Grave mistake

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>>16629762
yeah I've gotten pretty decent at it after a few tries.

The marinade is probably the most important part. I use a mix of orange, pineapple, and lime juice, and I've never gone over 24hrs, in fact all have had less time. Also before you let it sit there, cut a few pieces off to taste to make sure it's the right combination of spicy, salty, sweet, etc.

Also you need to make sure you're using pork shoulder, not pork loin or other cuts. It needs lots of connective tissue and I like to cut it into 3/4in discs before the marinade. Then you just make the skewer goes through the same piece multiple times so you don't get too much shit falling off it.

Do you ever make your own burrito station at home? It's legit if you put the time in and buy good shit.

>> No.16629833

>>16629766
That is so beautiful anon I will forgive you for being a pretentious fag and calling corn mush "polenta"

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>>16629830
Finished product

>> No.16629847

>>16629766
That's dank, I haven't done much cajun cooking. Just frogs legs and a gumbo type dish. Shit is so good for developing flavors quickly.

I feel like Cajun and South East Asian cuisines are the best at this. That's why you see them repeatedly pop up in cooking competitions. Everyone that tries to make a risotto in 20min loses.

>> No.16629855

>>16629683
>>16629731
Thanks anons!

>>16629801
>>16629803
It's homemade lingonberry jelly :)

>> No.16629856

>>16629609
i'm not actually one of those pretentious fags that needs their food to look good. I'm sure it tasted great, and would love to try it

>> No.16629884

>>16629856
Truth, in fact I'm often displeased with food that is very clearly form over function.

Like cool you made it look fancy, but it doesn't always make sense and the extra time you spend fancy plating a home cooked meal without warmers, a line, and proper utensils just means it's going to be served cold.

It's not a restaurant setup, so it probably shouldn't look or be served like it was made in a restaurant. There's always exceptions, but I tend to find the best home cooked meals I've had are the ones least fussed about with.

>> No.16629901

>>16629766
Hot damn that looks amazing

>> No.16629917 [DELETED] 

>>16629884
my thoughts exactly. frequently find myself thinking "enjoy that cold dinner" especially when theres foods that you know cool very quickly

wouldn't surprise me if they microwaved the whole plate before eating

>> No.16629924

>>16629884
my thoughts exactly. frequently find myself thinking "enjoy that cold dinner" especially when theres foods that you know cool very quickly

wouldn't surprise me if they microwaved the whole plate before eating

and alot of it probably doesn't even taste that good, just made to look nice for r*ddit upvotes

>> No.16629966

>>16626478
That looks great, you homosexuals have good taste I'll give you that

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>>16621929
>yule

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>>16629830
Thanks for the tips, i was doing pork shoulder yes. My pieces might have been too thin tho and i only skewered them once.

>Do you ever make your own burrito station at home?
From time to time yes, i like to experiment with different fillings. I actually had some yesterday, hand-minced beef in a mole-type sauce, mango salsa and sliced fennel. Was pretty good

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OP here. Thanks everyone for sharing great pictures.

Grandma fell into a coma last night and passed away this morning. Here's the recipe for my grandpa's favorite dessert.

>> No.16630471

>>16621929
Andy’s steaming hot logs…

>> No.16630491

>>16630471
somebody's been watching Styx livestream?

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>>16621929
Made a decent, if overcooked beef Wellington the other day. Pretty happy with it.

>> No.16630558

>>16630514
The Wellington doesnt mean well done

>> No.16630576

>>16629997
That sounds fuckin legit, enjoy your burritos anon.

>> No.16630580

>>16630558
Lmao, shame though especially with all those expensive ingredients.

>> No.16631289

>>16630558
Yeah, the guests were about 2 hours late. Had to keep it warm.
>>16630580
>expensive
Lmao poorfag

>> No.16631487

>>16622791
come on man, let yourself live over in our memories as we prepare your recipe for our loved ones and give you credit

>> No.16631514

>>16621954
Four years ago from August is still August

>> No.16631520

>>16630514
anon... I...

>> No.16631716

>>16622436
>Based baklava baker
Very easy to make and everyone loves it

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>>16621929

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had a phase where I was trying to perfect fried chicken sandwiches. I don't have a better picture, but I do have plenty of tips

>> No.16631870

>>16631736
Would give it as a present to a loved one.

>>16629766
>>16629693
>>16629769
>>16629773
Would eat.

>>16629830
>>16629835
>>16631840
Would not eat.

>>16629672
>>16630514
Would give it as a present to an enemy.

>> No.16631892

>>16621974
Thanks for the laugh you dirty fecaphile.

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>>16633010
shit, I forgot about these.
My first attempt at macarons. The problem with trying something more difficult I find, is the first time you are super precise and careful and when they turn out perfect you relax in the future and they are never as perfect again.

>> No.16633026

>>16628306
>Croissants
instant 10/10.
probably my favorite 'bread' right now.

>> No.16633028

wait. People on here actually cook? My mother does it for me.

>> No.16633044

>>16629740
It was rich and decadent. Nobody talked. Was complete silence. Everyone just ate and it was surreal.

The truffles my cousins from Croatia ship me a bunch for free every year.

>> No.16633047

>>16627740
Sunny side up texture.

Remeber I only boiled the raviolo for 2 minutes and then fried and basted in ripping hot brown butter for about 45 seconds.

>> No.16633068

>>16622013
nice LOGS

>> No.16633182

>>16628307
>thx, it took me a couple of years of trial & error, but I'm pretty happy with my bread baking skills nowadays
have any advice to someone that always fucks up his bread?

>> No.16633189

>>16629550
>>16629550
>>16629550
how did you get it like that? thats the cleanest and smoothest jello colour spectrum I've ever seen
the gay agenda would pay big money for this technology

>> No.16633227

>>16633182
Sure thing. but it all depends a bit on what parts you think turn out bad when baking. Some general suggestions though:
>Don't be afraid of wet doughs. Work the dough until it develops the gluten, which makes it more non-sticky. Aim for a 60%-ish hydration, and do the windowpane test to check when it's ready.
>Make sure to shape your dough properly and create surface tension after the bulk fermentation and before you proof it in a basket/bowl.
>Crank your oven to 250C/480F, with a baking steel at the bottom, for 1-2 hours before baking the bread.
>Don't forget to cut the bread before baking, in order to allow it to rise properly
>Either throw some water on the baking steel, or place a sheet with water in the oven to create a moist environment
>After the first 15 minutes of baking, open the oven door and let as much steam as possible escape before closing it again; this is the point where the bread should have risen sufficiently and we want to brown the crust instead
You can check out this video for some pointers on sourdough starters and the bread baking process: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FVfJTGpXnU

>> No.16633235

>>16633227
Shit, I meant 80%-ish hydration. You can even try baking ciabatta-style bread with 100% hydration if you'd like.

>> No.16633245

>>16622791
>coffee house vibe
faggot

>> No.16633316

>>16630514
Looks utterly vile.

>> No.16633320

That cute little gnome :3

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Dessert from New Year's Eve; Blackcurrant sorbet with champagne foam, lemon gel, blackcurrants & a sugar tuile.

>> No.16633616

>>16633189
Seconding this post

>> No.16633789

>>16629550
MOTHER FUCKER WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME

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Szechuan eggplant with ground beef

>> No.16633813

>>16633616
>>16633789
Not that anon, but isn't it just a matter of letting each layer settle firmly in the fridge, and then not adding the next layer while it's still hot?

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Al pastor tacos, made everything from scratch

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Chopped cheese sandwich, simple but tasted just like the deli

>> No.16633895

>>16633847
That looks really delicious, in a smashburger-sloppy type of way. How did you prep it?
>>16633836
How'd you cook the meat?

>> No.16633948

>>16629773
Where's the gravy faggot??????

>> No.16634000

>>16633895
for the chopped cheese you form the burger into a patty and sear it with onions (sometimes bacon). Delis will also season the top with adobo powder. Once you get a crust you chop up the burger with a spatula, shape into a line the size of your bread and put the cheese on.

For the al pastor I followed kenji lopez's recipe. You slice pork shoulder really thing and marinate and stack the meat in a loaf pan. Cook at like 250 for like 4 hours.

>> No.16634010

>>16634000
Makes sense. I've started making my own shawarma by seasoning minced beef with salt, paprika, cumin, onion+garlic powder, some herbs, putting it tightly packed in a loaf tin with another tin filled with coins on top. Feels good to be able to make some "fast food" at home.

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Chicken Tikka Masala with naan.

>> No.16634052

>>16634047
>Chicken Tikka Masala
is it to the right of the naan?

>> No.16634054

>>16634052
What makes you think it looks not-tikka?

>> No.16634066

I have never felt proud of any of it

>> No.16634129

>>16633813
Yes. You also use something like sweetened condensed milk/yogurt and mix it with some of each color to get the multiple colors

>> No.16634323

>>16634129
Yeah, it's not exactly rocket science.

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Russian burnt honey cake. Filling and top is whipped cream flavored with more burnt honey. I haven't had much of a chance to bake much recently. I know the piping is awful, but it was a very very hot day so I need to whip my cream extra stiff. Buttercream is so much easier and temperature safe

>> No.16634457

>>16621978
they look a bit dry but looks good

>> No.16634464

>>16622436
looks good

>> No.16634468

>>16622479
something looks off about that shrimp

>> No.16634474

>>16624505
post a cross-section

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>>16621929

>> No.16634493

>>16634432
>whipped cream
Whipped sour cream. Also, use water bath to cook honey, burnt for real honey is shit and bad for you

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>>16627835
that's a lot of liquid.
did you use fresh mozzarella?
and are those tomotoes?
If you're trying to make neapolitan pizza, it's best to drive off the moisture of everything that's not cheese or sauce. the mozzarella should be torn off and placed in chunks separately so as to not cover the sauce otherwise it gets too soupy.

>> No.16634501

>>16634495
If the mozza has been brined I just usually put it in a colander overnight to let it drain.

>> No.16634955

>>16634478
Barnacles?
How much good eating is left of them once cleaned?

>> No.16635049

>>16634478
canto costouche iso?

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>>16621929
Sure boss. here's some loaded potatoes I made in November of last year. Family fuckin' loved it and it was really good. Mashed up some cooked tater tots, added some burger meat (that I had cooked in the pan while the tots were cooking in the air fryer) after draining the pan and added on mozzarella cheese.

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>> No.16636195

>>16629762
>disintegrated pork
Did you use raw/fresh pineapple and marinade for a while? Because I did the same shit with pastor and I'm 99% sure that it was because I used a fresh pineapple. The tenderizing enzyme should be denatured by the heat for your typical canned/pasteurized pineapple or pineapple juice so that should be able to sit indefinitely, but fresh, I figure the marination process has to be quick.

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>>16621929
Lunch for wife and kiddos one day.

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>>16636212
Kid friendly veggies and little wursts.

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>>16636227
Gumbo starting

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>>16636302
Food for wife

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>>16636312
BBQ with neighbor and kids

>> No.16636401

>>16636302
Based. What meats? I did some kick ass duck and sausage gumbo a few weeks ago and also made some shrimp and crab gumbo for my parents when their okra and peppers came in.

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>>16636401
Crawfish, shrimp, and Sausage

Sausage comes from a small little market in the swamps south of 1-10 that sells gas, beer, and meats they process themselves. Pineapple Jalapeno smoked sausage is all the rage right now.

>> No.16636503

>>16622871
Is that shaved truffle on top?

>> No.16636684

>>16622871
>>16622862
>>16622866

god damn this looks good anon. what'd you drink with it?

>> No.16636752

>>16636212
>random chips just tossed at shit
>bread and sandwich fixings served separately
The fuck?

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>>16621929 some chow mein i made recently

>> No.16636865

>>16630406
I'm sorry fren. I'll make it in her honor

>> No.16636879

>>16636848
Looks great. Looks almost like a stock photo

>> No.16636911

>>16621929
https://imgur.com/a/ouotHXP

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Chicken sando with cum topping

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made this for family dinner

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I made some really bad chili dogs and it motivated me to step my game up for these. I winged the chili and ended up making it bomb as hell. I mayo toasted the buns, too. It was good and definitely the best one I've ever had, but there is room for improvement

>> No.16637768

>>16637760
Blue cheese has mold in it

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>>16637768
If you are mold, they are mold. Let them in.

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>>16630514
There's so much going on with beef Wellington it's hard not to fuck something up the first time. We'll get em next time lad.

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>>16639206
i cant for the life of me understand the appeal of this shit

>> No.16639383

>>16639354
Have you ever had it? I really didn't expect to like it before making it but the way everything comes together is really fucking fantastic.