/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16615614]

E1D for me

[Anonymous No.16615647]

>>16615614
C
3
A

and then a nice cigar.

[Anonymous No.16615652]

b6f looks good, vimto tastes like floor cleaner, its good only good as a mixer with alcool

[Anonymous No.16615654]

>>16615614
B3B

Simple as

[Anonymous No.16615664]

>>16615614
>Tango
>Dandelion & Burdock
>Fizzy Vimto

lol it sounds like harry potter hogwarts

[Anonymous No.16615695]

>>16615614
B6D

[Anonymous No.16615703]

B6A or B6D

[Anonymous No.16615722]

>>16615614
B1E

[Anonymous No.16615752]

>>16615614
B
6
B

[Anonymous No.16615766]

>>16615614
As a burger I'd get

B2E

I've heard good things about Irn Bru but have never tried it.

[Anonymous No.16615773]

>Have to choose between having a sauce and having salt and vinegar
shit options

[Anonymous No.16615780]

>>16615773
this

[Anonymous No.16615782]

>>16615614
not doin the numbers bollocks
pie chips peas n gravy
lots of salt vinegar please love
an a fizzy vimpto n all
simple as

[Anonymous No.16615794]

>>16615614
Either B1D, C2D or E1D works for me.
The soda would have to be diet though, I gotta eat healthy you know.

[Anonymous No.16615803]

E1E

[Anonymous No.16615815]

>>16615614
C2C

[Anonymous No.16615835]

I'd get a basic order: A5A

[Anonymous No.16615852]

>>16615835
America pls

[Anonymous No.16615865]

B23F

[Anonymous No.16615885]

They all say chips but I only see french fries

[Anonymous No.16615887]

>>16615885

[Anonymous No.16615902]

>>16615614
Where’s the tea?

[Anonymous No.16615942]

>>16615902
You only have tea with a chippy if you've gone to the seaside and it's a bit nippy, so you either sit down in the fish and chip shop's restaurant and get a pot of tea, or get a polystyrene cup of a tea and sit on the promenade.

[Anonymous No.16616002]

D2A CHADS, WHERE WE AT?

[Anonymous No.16616004]

>>16615614
Half of those things are made up, right?

[Anonymous No.16616033]

>>16615614
F6D

[Anonymous No.16616089]

B6 and a lager.

[Anonymous No.16616105]

>>16615614
B6A

[Anonymous No.16616131]

>>16615614
these aren't chips they are fries
and where the fuck is the hamburger?

[Anonymous No.16616142]

B6A. I’m basic but I’ve always had a soft spot for good fish & chips with salt and vinegar.

[Anonymous No.16616205]

>>16615614
B
3
Water

>>American who lived in Liverpool for 3 years

[Anonymous No.16616352]

>>16615614
B1C

[Anonymous No.16616366]

>>16615614
Fish & Chips
Salt & Vinegar
Coca-Cola

[Anonymous No.16616400]

>>16615614
everything on this picture is either disgusting fried shit or maxxed up on sugar.

[Anonymous No.16616406]

>>16616400
No shit, Sherlock

[Anonymous No.16616442]

>>16615614
A2C.

[Anonymous No.16616490]

>british dr pepper

[Anonymous No.16616495]

>>16615614
C4E

[Anonymous No.16616606]

I've fallen on some hard times so I'll take A1 with water

[Anonymous No.16616621]

B3C

small portion of chips

[Anonymous No.16616626]

>>16616621
also salt and vinegar is non optional

[Anonymous No.16616629]

B1D
B6D and B3D are also excellent

[Anonymous No.16616678]

>>16615614

[Anonymous No.16616705]

>Dandelion & Burdock
what the fuck is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.16616713]

>>16615614
B6

[Anonymous No.16616736]

>>16616033
Finally someone with tastebuds

[Anonymous No.16616793]

>>16615614
Considering...all circumstances and options *wink*...I'm American lololol and bait is bait .

F1A Fite me

[Anonymous No.16616811]

>>16616705
It's really good man.

[Anonymous No.16617068]

>>16615614
A2A

i keep it basic folks

[Anonymous No.16617075]

What does scampi mean in Britain?

[Anonymous No.16617082]

>>16615614
If I went over there I'd try c3d cause you can't get any of that stuff in the states.

[Anonymous No.16617092]

>>16615614
E4A

[Anonymous No.16617102]

>>16617068
>A2A
>i keep it basic folks
based pervert

[Anonymous No.16617117]

wish british people would fucking die

[Anonymous No.16617126]

>>16617117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXIIOozLXyU

[MastaSloppa !!aVPyaiALV2z No.16617144]

>>16617075
Clearly sauce covered shrimps...like it means in America..but those shrimps ARE fried.. so ..but you already know what they taste like, so imagine dipping them in sauce. A name is irrelevant to the purpose of the meal .

[Anonymous No.16617151]

C3D

[Anonymous No.16617187]

>>16615614
>only allowed to pick one from each row
That nonsense can fuck right off.
B
1-3-6
B
Looks like I win.

[Anonymous No.16617198]

C1C

[Anonymous No.16617213]

>>16617144
Those don't look like any fried shrimp I've ever eaten.

[Anonymous No.16617229]

>>16616131
>and where the fuck is the hamburger?
Front and center, as is it’s rightful place; literally transcending the border separating the helpless lesser foods into their subclasses, and laughing with impunity as it does so.

[Anonymous No.16617268]

>>16615614
E4C

[Anonymous No.16617407]

>>16616705
It's like root beer without so much sugar that your teeth hurt

[Anonymous No.16617433]

>>16615885
You know the bonglanders have both chips and fries right.
Chips aren't fries, they're big ass chips off a potato
Fries are the long ones like normal french fries from Nederland or the US
There's a clear difference, you'll hear both words in england

[Anonymous No.16617445]

>>16617144
Sampi are actually small lobsters sloppa senpai, but they are basically shrimp

[Anonymous No.16617447]

>>16617445
scampi sorry I shit myself while I was typing

[Anonymous No.16617473]

>>16617447
don't do it again

[Anonymous No.16617894]

>>16615614
B1A
I'm a simplemin

[Anonymous No.16617900]

>>16617894
Is it allowed to pour curry sauce on your fish?

[Anonymous No.16617906]

>Pie & chips
>Gravy
>Irn Bru
Amerilard here, meat pies look fuarking amazing and I wanna try em

[Anonymous No.16617924]

>>16615614
D1C
I love Dr Pepper, but when I tried Dandelion&Burdock first time, it was soo fucking good. Wish we had something like this in EE

[Anonymous No.16617936]

>>16615614
>literally zero E1A chads in this thread
Are you all faggots?

[Anonymous No.16617957]

>>16615614
B
5
E

[Anonymous No.16617958]

B36D

[Anonymous No.16617985]

what the fuck does dandelion and burdock taste like?

[Anonymous No.16618007]

>>16616089
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.16618027]

>>16615614
CCCCCCCC
5555555555
EEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.16618029]

>>16618027 here
i respect your decision, >>16617957

[Anonymous No.16618256]

>>16615614
E6, a sugar free Rockstar, and a cigarette
>t.Born in Bongistan raised in Burgerland

[Anonymous No.16618270]

>>16615614
B6E for me

[Anonymous No.16618287]

E2D if the gravy isn't instant, otherwise E5D.

[Anonymous No.16618305]

>>16615614
B6A but it sucks that salt and vinegar aren't included.

[Anonymous No.16618308]

>>16615614
Iron Bru is ruined because you oddballs put artificial sweeteners in everything ):
And none of it is appealing because the old oil they use grosses me out.

[Anonymous No.16618343]

>>16615614
it would be B 6 C for me, never had dandelion and burdock soft drink before

[Anonymous No.16618382]

>>16615614
B5A

[Anonymous No.16618402]

>>16615614
B1C
Something about chip shop curry sauce and dandelion and burdock just goes great with fish and chips

[Anonymous No.16618441]

B
6
I don't drink when I eat

[Anonymous No.16618475]

>>16615614
Fish and chips with ketchup, curry sauce and salt and vinegar, with either a coke or an Irn-Bru.

[Anonymous No.16618521]

>>16615614
B and water

[Anonymous No.16618530]

>>16615614
>carbonated jew
Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.16618591]

>>16615614
I'll have some Scampi and chips, some curry sauce and some Iran Brew.

[Anonymous No.16618594]

>>16615614
Really? Ketchup and salt&vinegar?

[Anonymous No.16618608]

>>16615614
b 5 water

[Anonymous No.16618805]

b4e

[Anonymous No.16618818]

>>16616400
Go back to /(un)fit you absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.16618826]

>>16615614
A6C
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16618841]

>>16617985
Similar to root beer.

[Anonymous No.16619016]

>>16615614
Can I get a side of fries with that chip barm?

[Anonymous No.16619080]

>>16615815
C 2 Shining C?

TRAITOR

[Anonymous No.16619085]

>>16615614
e6a
irnbru doesn't work best with a chippy imo. coke is better

[Anonymous No.16619112]

b1A
Reality is more... BD13AA
careful though! Jannie faggots might mistake this for a roll thread and ban everyone again

[Anonymous No.16619116]

>>16615614
b5 why no tartar sauce for the fish? all the drinks seem gross, b i guess

[Anonymous No.16619141]

>>16615614
E (Cumberland Sausage for obvious reasons, they actually serve it in chippies here)
3
None of that sugar-water shite, plain water for me.

[Anonymous No.16619149]

>>16615614
B6A

[Anonymous No.16619263]

I'd just make a smack barm pey wet with D and 3, then have a DnB, yeah? Ridiculously good.

[Anonymous No.16619582]

>>16615614
E1C

[Anonymous No.16619605]

A
Mayo
Coke

[Anonymous No.16619627]

>>16615614
Do british people really?

[Anonymous No.16619651]

>>16615664
Bongs. Everything ends in funny sounds. Or "O".

[Anonymous No.16619676]

>>16615614
B5E, wish they had a chicken option for the top

[Anonymous No.16619686]

B/E
5+6
C/E/F

[Anonymous No.16619754]

>>16619676
>chicken option

You've never been to a chippy have you

[Anonymous No.16619759]

D
5 and 6
E

[Anonymous No.16619831]

>>16615773
E2D

[Anonymous No.16619836]

>>16615614
B6D

[Anonymous No.16619838]

>>16618287
Anon chip shop gravy in the entire western world is just the same Maggi Rich Gravy Mix from 2kg tubs.

[Anonymous No.16619849]

>>16615614
B6C. Although I'm disappointed by the lack of cloudy lemonade. Always thought that went well with fish and chips.

[Anonymous No.16619990]

>>16615614
B3D for me.

[Anonymous No.16620025]

>Barm

And bongs have the audacity to say we can't speak English.

[Anonymous No.16620032]

>>16615614
F
4
E

[Anonymous No.16620198]

>>16615614
Not much love for the humble sausage in this thread

[Anonymous No.16620229]

>>16615614
I am American so based on instincts I would do E2A.

[Anonymous No.16620243]

>>16615614
B
1&3
D, but only if its original IrnBru, otherwise A.

[Anonymous No.16620251]

>>16615614
A5A
>t. Burger

[Anonymous No.16620302]

>>16615766
Based. Am leaf and would get the same combo. Gravy for the chippies

[Anonymous No.16620406]

lot of grumpy yanks in here tbqh lads, can't be angry though, they just don't get it
reckon we should take em out for a night on the piss and stagger to a chippy after last orders, let em see what a comfy social affair it can really be

[Anonymous No.16620421]

>>16615614

F 1 A

What the fuck are these britbong condiments, fucking mushy peas and vinegar.

[Anonymous No.16620429]

Burger here. I'd go for B6D

[Anonymous No.16620436]

>>16615614
B6E
am burger

[Anonymous No.16620446]

>>16620198
A chippy sausage is a hit and miss thing, I imagine the only people who would pick it are the lads lucky enough to have a place that sells a good'un near them.

[Anonymous No.16620477]

>>16615942
I always drink tea. Also, I live by the sea.

[Anonymous No.16620490]

>>16615614
Jesus, do people really live like this?

[Anonymous No.16620495]

>>16620421
Mushy peas are for the chip shop orders in the OP exclusively.

[Anonymous No.16620496]

>>16620490
You do what it takes to get through living in the UK.

[Anonymous No.16620500]

>>16615614
B6E OR F6E

[Anonymous No.16620502]

A5water

[Anonymous No.16620510]

b, where's the lemon at, a

[Anonymous No.16620519]

>There are "people" that would order C3C or D1B/C

[Anonymous No.16620555]

>>16615614
i feel like D1C wouldnt be bad, could dip the barm in the curry

[Anonymous No.16620605]

>>16620421
>>16615773
>>16616626
>>16618305
>>16618475
>>16618594
You need to be a complete fucking animal that have another side AS WELL AS salt and vinegar. If you vinegar your chips properly, they should be properly sauced. If you add in fucking ketchup or curry sauce on top of that, you're covering your chips in a fucking vinaigrette dressing.

[Anonymous No.16620658]

>>16615614
>No Haggis supper
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.16621279]

>>16615614
B
6
D
really needs that vinegar

[Anonymous No.16621361]

B1C for me. B1B is tempting as well.

[Anonymous No.16621448]

>>16615614
B6E easy, runner-up would be C2A
t. burger

[Anonymous No.16621493]

>>16615614
>it's a bong episode
no wonder this board is all shitposts

[Anonymous No.16621538]

From C 2 shining C

[Anonymous No.16621542]

>>16615614
B4E

[Anonymous No.16621550]

>>16616490
No Dr. Peoper is as good as the one they shut down in Dublin.

[Anonymous No.16621573]

>>16620605
didn't ask plus you're gay

[Anonymous No.16621610]

>>16615614
D2D or D4D.

[Anonymous No.16621720]

>>16615902
it's not technically tea, but a tisane. you're supposed to infuse those ingredients in boiling water, strain and drink

[Anonymous No.16622624]

>>16615614
the whole fooken lot m8

[Anonymous No.16622627]

>>16615614
scampi, curry, and tango. nuf said mates

[Anonymous No.16622637]

>>16615614
B1D

[Anonymous No.16622639]

>>16619838

Oh. Fuck that, then.

[Anonymous No.16622674]

mushy peas? Is this some sort of bong thread?

[Anonymous No.16623082]

>>16615614
Do you people really eat fishnchips without remoulade?

[Anonymous No.16623353]

>>16615614
Hahaha sadiq khan is destroying all the historical churches. Fucking coward bongs.

Enjoy your chippy.

[Anonymous No.16623489]

>>16615614
Fish and chips.
Mushy peas.
Irn Bru.

[Anonymous No.16623495]

>>16615614
B6F probably

[Anonymous No.16623501]

B6 and none of the last row

[Anonymous No.16623623]

>>16620446
Good point, i've had soggy batter on a mushy hot dog before.
My local at least fries them crispy and the sausage has a good snap to it.

[Anonymous No.16623630]

>>16620446
My local has pretty average chips but the battered sausages are pretty fucking banging.
There's a place half a mile up the road from my local that's won loads of awards for their chips and kebabs.
Pretty sure it got named the best chippy in England one year.

[Anonymous No.16623639]

b1b

[Anonymous No.16623676]

>>16615614
It doesnt get any better than f 4 a

[Anonymous No.16623677]

B6D

[Anonymous No.16624189]

>>16615614
- - E

[Anonymous No.16624321]

>>16615614
B6A I guess
all looks pretty repulsive tho

[Anonymous No.16624461]

>>16615614

C
2
E

But I'm a yank who has only been to Britain once and never drank any pop there.

[Anonymous No.16624492]

>>16624461
If you ever come back, avoid every soft drink that isn't og Coke and Pepsi, all the others have been fucked by the Sugar Tax.

[Anonymous No.16624655]

>>16624492

Dandelion & Burdock sounds interesting and I feel like I need to try Irn Bru, but I don't really drink pop anymore except for the novelty of trying new things like that.

Sugar taxes are retarded though and won't stop fat people

[Anonymous No.16624690]

>>16624655
You can probably still find a full sugar D&B if you look hard but IrnBru was unfortunately one of the tax's victims.
Mr. Fitzpatrick's Iron Brew Cordial with seltzer water is the closest you can get to the real deal nowadays, it's online only orders and expensive though.

[Anonymous No.16624753]

>>16615614
B3E sounds good, but I am not sure on the soda, I think I would actually try something new and order B or C.

[Anonymous No.16624789]

what does irnbru taste like, what is the closest generic drink to it

[Anonymous No.16624806]

>>16624789
Very sweet but not unpleasant. There isn't really a rough equivalent. It's like someone tried to make orange soda without using orange flavours.

[Anonymous No.16624882]

>>16615614
B6E

[Anonymous No.16624886]

>>16624789
it's shit. tastes medicinal. dunno how scottish people can drink that garbage.

[Anonymous No.16624890]

>>16618270
>B6E
>>16620436
>B6E
>>16620500
>B6E
>>16621448
>B6E

[Anonymous No.16625098]

D5A for me, lads

[Anonymous No.16625102]

>>16618270
>>16618305
>>16620436
>>16620500
>>16621448

[Anonymous No.16625112]

>>16624690

Shit so did they just change the formulation in response to the taxes then?

[Anonymous No.16625197]

>>16625112
Yeah, instead of upping the price to cover it they added sweeteners in place of the sugar. Awful business move because now next to no one buys the shit, not even in Scotland.

[Anonymous No.16625225]

>>16615614
E
6

None of those drinks.

[Anonymous No.16625281]

>>16623082
cor wots a remoolard then eh, sum kinda posh tartar sorce or wot

[Anonymous No.16625293]

>>16623353
the fuck are you on about you clueless blithering yank

[Anonymous No.16625334]

E2C, love fish but battered sausage is pure comfort food. Also dandelion & burdock is a god tier drink

[Anonymous No.16625473]

E4E has been my go-to for twenty years now.

[Anonymous No.16625595]

>>16615614
C 2 A

[Anonymous No.16625754]

>>16615664
Burgers don't have dandelion & burdock? Grim

[Anonymous No.16626161]

>>16615614
Chip Butty
Salt and Vinegar
Dandelion and Burdock

bloody lurvely

[Anonymous No.16626195]

Serious intoxication-'comfort food' Thread

For me? its croque monsieur. Literally throw a cheese and ham sandwich on a cast iron pan for 5 minutes per side and its done.

I could have drank a bottle of liquor before and i could still make this.

[Anonymous No.16626291]

>>16626195
>Literally throw a cheese and ham sandwich on a cast iron pan for 5 minutes per side and its done.
its a bit different than that, there's the cheese sauce layer in it and on top

[a white guy No.16626298]

>>16615614

Sassy and chippy, salt vinegar, Tango.

[Anonymous No.16627569]

Oh, you bastards, I'm fasting today stop plz.

[Anonymous No.16627591]

>>16624789

Have you ever had tonic water? If so, imagine orange creme flavor added to that.

[Anonymous No.16627598]

>>16615647
B6, I toss the soda and the fries and eat fish with vinegar

[Anonymous No.16627646]

>>16615654
Fuck you. D2D

[Anonymous No.16627788]

>>16615614
E6E.

[Anonymous No.16627820]

>>16615614

Imagine not having a pint with your fish n chips. Horrendous.

[Anonymous No.16628136]

E6E

[Anonymous No.16628725]

>>16615614
B2A
Never understood how no one eats fish without gravy.

[Anonymous No.16628733]

>>16615614
B6A

[Anonymous No.16629091]

>>16615902
It’s dinner if you’re a Norf, I’ve moved to the south and I ask my daughter what she wants for tea and her reply is, “don’t you mean dinner.”

[Anonymous No.16629107]

>>16616002
Based Fatty

[Anonymous No.16629129]

>>16615614
E36D
Anyone who thinks you can't have mushy peas as well as salt and sauce is going to get knifed.

[Anonymous No.16629831]

>>16615614
B1D

[Anonymous No.16629899]

>he chose anything other than B6X

[Anonymous No.16630080]

>>16615614
already posted on /qa/ so i'm gonna paste it here:

B6D

i think malt vinegar was the classic condiment for fish and chips right? seems like a good combo. don't know if i would like irn bru but it would be nice to try it.

C2B

i do not know what fillings would go to the pie but gravy seems like the right condiment for it. i don't know what fizzy vimto is, probably just a generic high fructose taste.

E1C

i've seen germans eat their sausage with curry, haven ever tried it but it might just work.

A5F

ketchup belongs in fries, the sweetness and acidity pairs perfectly with the salt fat and starch of the fries.

D3E

chip barm seems like it would be total mush so mushy peas could go perfectly with that.

F6A

vinegar again because beans with fries just feels wrong to me. now that every drink has been tried i'm gonna go with the classic coke.

[Anonymous No.16630109]

>>16615652
B6F all the way.

[Anonymous No.16630146]

B5E, no question.
Dr. Pepper Chads, where the FUCK are we @?

[Anonymous No.16630351]

>>16630146
UK Dr Pepper has sweeteners now, it's fucked like all the other drinks on that list barring coke.

[Anonymous No.16630398]

>>16615614
B1A

[Anonymous No.16631031]

>>16615614
E1D