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What should I cook for a woman to make her do this?

>> No.16591489

>>16591486

Cook the books at your job, embezzling funds to support a superficially-glamorous vapid Instagram "lifestyle".

>> No.16591501

pasta

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16591502

Date night? Wine glass ramen. Gets her juice flowing and you'll be knee deep in gash in no time flat.

>> No.16591522

Pasta all olio

>> No.16591538

fentanyl (al a syringe)

>> No.16591549

>>16591486

Anything that keeps you in the kitchen long enough for her to "get to know" your roommate Tyrone.

>> No.16591601

>>16591486
Anything, all these women nowadays know how to do is eat out of boxes or out.

>> No.16591608

Fill her pipes with grease.

>> No.16591621

>>16591486

Focus entirely on plating (presentation); the flavor is irrelevant as long as she can share it on social media. Alternatively: hot chip.

>> No.16591629

>>16591601
>Anything, all these women nowadays know how to do is eat out of boxes or out.

Really the answer is "nothing"--instead, take her to the most expensive and trendy restaurant that you can afford.

>> No.16591671

>>16591486
semen latte

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