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>> No.16573626

Nie je divu, že sme celému zvyšku sveta (ak o nás vedia) na smiech. Vymaž to

>> No.16573644

At vsichni vidi ze na Slovensku maji i neco jineho bez bryndzu

>> No.16573649


Poland was a mistake

>> No.16573870

It's not polish, I bet Czech

>> No.16573889

You'd be wrong, retard.

>> No.16573904
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>> No.16573906

I kept skipping through this hoping its fursuit would catch on fire.

>> No.16573907
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>> No.16573938
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>> No.16574365
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>> No.16574477

Jesus fucking christ the end can't come soon enough.

>> No.16574569
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>People spending money on things that make their life simple and make them happier?

>> No.16574580

I thought this was ja/ck/ based on the body habitus and limb neglect, but was suspicious how good everything looked.

>> No.16574738

Over egged it with the SMALT webm.

>> No.16574784

these are clearly entirely one trick ponies, utterly pointless to own other than the vanity of saying you have the most hip, gayest new product.

>> No.16574817

me too, i got bamboozled

>> No.16574937

At least I was honest that I'm just betting on it. Why don't you call the fag that assumed he's right without any doubt a retard?

>> No.16574983


>> No.16575040

That's some pretty advanced science. Should they be wasting it on such a frivolous application? What if North Korea gets their hands on it?

>> No.16575201
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>> No.16575263

It's Slovak

>> No.16575422
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>> No.16575475

>not a single post mentioning how cheerios are called cornflakes in this webm

>> No.16577190
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>> No.16577206
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>machine that cuts the cheese
Soon we won't even need to keep real women around for the brap barns.

>> No.16577360

Thanks chef.

>> No.16577441

co to ma bejt wtf xD

>> No.16577457

You said it buddy

>> No.16577459

yes, wasting precious resources on things like those is insane no matter how you look at it

>> No.16577540
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Resources exist to be used.

>> No.16577674

Literally removes the best piece of the cheese. Where does it go?

>> No.16577684

Probably cut into individual slices and packaged

>> No.16577692


>> No.16577705

why not just buy ready made tortillas

>> No.16577706

>CHiP bakes cookies in only ten minutes

So in other words, in exactly the same time as it takes to bake regular cookies?

>> No.16577711

This guy died :(

>> No.16577837

Yes but you don't have to turn on your oven or clean baking sheets.

>> No.16577840
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Meanwhile The Chugs lives on.

>> No.16578071


>> No.16578084
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>> No.16578153

that looks pretty bad

>> No.16578275

>Pure white eyes

Fucking horrifying

>> No.16578343

Could be done way better with the right meat. The meat choice is the only thing that really ruined it.

>> No.16578365

He's a meme on swedish /int/

>> No.16578569

But Telephone is the cutest most amazing fursuiter ever

>> No.16578590
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>parky, spagety a cucoriedky
cele zle

>> No.16578667

Slovenská sračka, bych blil

>> No.16578814
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>> No.16578843

looks like used tampons

>> No.16578893

>Daňt va ğooþ

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>> No.16578924

Christ, how?

>> No.16578932
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Just gotta train.

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>> No.16579770

For a dead guy he uploaded a video 4hrs ago.

>> No.16580740

>this kills the cheese

>> No.16580743


That's not how you make a tortilla. Where's the fat?

>> No.16580843

what a piece of worthless shit

>> No.16580911

Dios mio...

>> No.16581438
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>Mexicans put fat in their breads
No wonder you're the most obese country there is.

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You're a fucking idiot.

>> No.16581471

is that a dwarf

>> No.16581476
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>> No.16581480

women shouldn't eat eggs

>> No.16581485

They prefer to be called "little people" or "Five foot eight"

>> No.16581496

Imagine being this obsessed.

>> No.16581498
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>> No.16581539

Their bread and chocolate are disgusting

>> No.16581590

>Its possible to drink blue milk by placing sea weed in it.
Finally, I can larp as a Star Wars character.

>> No.16581668

... you know what an enriched dough is right?

>> No.16581683

>see retarded video
>first instinct is that its all bullshit
>it is

>> No.16581745

>snopes fact check

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>ummm yeah no i dont think so sweaty how about we get snopes.com to fact check that
>heh yeah see turns out this is "Mostly False™" better luck next time

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>> No.16581908

Do spics really?..

>> No.16581924
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Yes, they really do.

>> No.16581933

kek file name

>> No.16581946

>how about we get snopes.com to fact check that

it's my first time hearing about snopes.com, but according to wikipedia, it is literally a "fact-checking website"
is there some sort of common knowledge that snopes.com is bad or you just have an inferiority complex?

>> No.16581954

just your typical faggot crying that they got exposed for espousing bullshit.

>> No.16581961

thought so

>> No.16581966
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Snopes needs to be taken with a grain of salt depending on the topic. For things like this it's probably safe, but for anything even slightly political they are notoriously left biased.

One not-food pic as an example then moving on to not get more off topic.

>> No.16581996

snopes is a fucking embarrassment and in any case if you actually read the article you linked only 4 out of the 16 things they tested were found to actually be "False" while everything else was either true or ambiguous.

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>> No.16582079

video has "American Food" plastered on every frame
only one thing is specifically american and it's false

>> No.16582098
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Just ignore the butthurt europoor poster.

>> No.16582747

yes it is

>> No.16582912

Needs subtitles

>> No.16582930

came here to do just this.

>> No.16582962

I wish The Cold War had gone hot

>> No.16582969

>hey can you pass the salt?
>sorry the wifi is down

>> No.16582972


>> No.16583102

>saying hillary didn't smash the phone when she actually didn't smash the phone is biased

>> No.16583120

this one is much better with sound

>> No.16583159

They didn't comment at all on whether it was to prevent unwanted data from being recovered by the investigation, retard. Plus, why be so pedantic about who actually did it? That's not the important part. I feel bad for people like you; you probably go into the woods and ask "where are the trees?" and when someone points them out to you, you ask "OK, then where's the forest?"

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>> No.16583324

This doesn't fucking work. I know China funds a ton of fake satisfying/interesting/tech/food vids, but why would they bother faking this shit? What the fuck?

>> No.16583507

>Looks colourful
>Tastes colourful too

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>> No.16583518

This has to be for children, right?

>> No.16583535

I use a toaster oven with silpats so none of that bullshit is necessary

>> No.16583554

>natural supplements won't burn
>oil doesn't burn

>> No.16583700

there was an even more egregious one where they said trump was lying about "acid washing" her hard drive because she didnt literally wash it with acid, she just used a program to nuke it. dont post snopes as a source if you want anyone to take your seriously

>> No.16583716

what exactly doesn't work?
spinning the dish before tossing the dumplings(?) makes them spread apart, shaking the slightly curved dish with the dumplings on makes them slide together.
it seems like a silly way to toss pieces of food in flour or whatever, but it's certainly not some crazy superhuman skill.
anyone could probably learn that within the same time it takes to learn the pancake throw flip.

>> No.16583720

Why wouldn't it work? You can try it with coins, he's just really good at it.

>> No.16583768

I fucking hate how this disgusting mexican street food trend is picking up. Fucking hate chamoy and tajin starting to become popular.

>> No.16583983
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>> No.16584001

What strange ass mutt house does she live in? I can count at least 4 different ethnicities under the same roof

>> No.16584093

Theres only fat in flour ones usually

>> No.16584127

>boil all the food so there's no flavor or nutrients, just bland shit


>> No.16584136

>strain peas
>gives you the liquid
i don't get it

>> No.16584145

it's obviously fake, disregard chang retards
you can literally see the CGI hexagons move before he does and they jump like he's in a pixar movie lol

>> No.16584148

You're buying a small oven for cookies when you already have an oven that can bake cookies

>> No.16584325

He's a big guy

>> No.16584510

that's fucking raw

>> No.16584515
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>> No.16585019


I'm a peaceful man but whoever made this deserves violence.

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these are surprisingly good
i'd use honeybuns/the cookies served that day/m&ms and mash it into a sugar mess
it hits good when you're served like 1200 calories a day for months and years

>> No.16585413

>fatfuck can cook
damn i'm surprised

>> No.16585423


>> No.16585606

You are fucking retarded.

>> No.16585614

Post a video of you doing this with just three things on a board and I'll paypal you 100 bucks

>> No.16585787 [DELETED] 


my mom worked at a prison, so i watched this shit out of respect for her, but niggers are fucking gay and retarded

>> No.16585819


that's all chink shit

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>> No.16586003

is this supposed to make fun of white people using chopsticks or

>> No.16586013

you dont have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this

>> No.16586014

They're eating dishes designed to be served to the table as though they're meant to be eaten by one person.

>> No.16586016

What the fuck

>> No.16586033

thanks chef

>> No.16586263


>> No.16586435

What is he making? It looks an awful lot like æbleskiver except you use a special pan for those instead of deep frying them

>> No.16586485

The second I saw the oil was actually hot I realized it wasn't jack.

>> No.16586503


>> No.16586510

Sausage Party. It's a movie.

>> No.16586526
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Hooo ... I get it ...

>> No.16586531

And? Maybe they each decided they only want one thing?

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>> No.16586545

I think he's making donut holes, but added Coke to it like some maniac. Donut holes are basically the same thing as Æbleskiver, but they don't usually have filling.

>> No.16586547

This looks good

>> No.16586550
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>> No.16586552

Do slavs really?

>> No.16586559

magyars are not slavs

>> No.16586573


>> No.16586579
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Me when I eat ass amirite

>> No.16586587

faggot vtranny

>> No.16586596
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I wouldn't trust these people with anything. Especially not with forming my opinion on things. You do you, though.

>> No.16586597

i love this shit, never knew it was done like this. awesome webm

>> No.16586605

Eh, that's some hilariously obvious coke product placement. Makes sense he'd experiment with it.

>being so anally annihilated you hunt down the original and plaster muh china on every frame
Your tears are delicious.

>> No.16586621

Those are all shared dishes. The stupid white people are taking entire plates to themselves.

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Oh no is that a vtuber apu? I just thought his outfit was cute. Damn. Fucking vtrannies

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>> No.16586648

Rekt. Send him the money.

>> No.16586698

pay the man!

>> No.16586704
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It's been a while since I've seen a man this btfo

>> No.16586705

Why did you stop halfway through? You only spread them apart.

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>> No.16586755


>> No.16586828

eating from one plate is kinda gross desu

>> No.16586837

fucking BASED

>> No.16586873


>> No.16586876

noooooooooooooo you can't just debunk stuff you have to support trump!!!!!!!!

>> No.16586903

China has so much sovl bros...

>> No.16586932

What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.16586943

Post your paypal m8. Much respect.

>> No.16586954

kek, it's been a while since I last saw this pasta

>> No.16587003

>smush up a bunch of processed sugary snacks
>I invented cake!!

>> No.16587064

>could just use a screw and levers instead

>> No.16587078

>The world could learn something being incarcerated
lmao what a cope

>> No.16587133

ThIs shit is so fucked up. What broken mind thinks this is funny?

>> No.16587446


>> No.16587562

>more than nine varieties
so, ten varieties?

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>> No.16587621 [DELETED] 

so that chink just sits there and jews gum instead of telling them the consums of the country? god i hate retarrds that get ashamed of the slightest confrontation

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>> No.16587685

It's a smack barm pey wet. It's a Wigan thing.
I once knew a transvestite from Merseyside he had a Wigan address.

>> No.16587711

I've eaten brain once it was deep fried in panko and the taste was nice but the texture was enough to make me almost throw up.

>> No.16587760

>tfw no qt offal gf

>> No.16587790


>> No.16587854

I legitimately don't understand how asian people take huge ass cleavers and do some of the most precise cutting imaginable with them.
It's not like westerners don't have knife skills, but they legit have a knife for everything. In asia, the cleaver does fucking everything.

>> No.16587942


>> No.16587964

So they just used a bunch of shit alleged food alterations used in INDIA and slapped America on it. That's gay.

>> No.16587966


>> No.16588027

How are you so bad at reading? It was a bunch of Indian shit that they labeled as American, mostly being bullshit and the mixed ones they point out why it could be possible. I don't think you actually read the article.

>> No.16588062

Hillary lives rent free in your brain. You just can't give her up can you.

>> No.16588073 [DELETED] 

You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.16588081

...why not just push them off with a robot squeegee?

>> No.16588122


>> No.16588131
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>> No.16588144

Damn that's a lot of shit you pulled out of your ass just because Hillary lives in your brain. Were you constipated or what.

>> No.16588169
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>> No.16588187

Damn I kinda want it.

>> No.16588188

prions go ebrbrbr

>> No.16588394

they're designed for gathering data.
in the case of the salt
>when you use salt
>what you use it on
>how much you use
>how many times a day you use it
>what time of the day you use it
>how many people
etc etc
and from there they sell the information to marketing and advertising companies.
the salt shaker itself is just a means to trick you into willingly giving them the equivilent of an online survey every day.
just the same as the Juicero.

If it's an otherwise normal appliance with a smart interface and an app attached, then YOU are the product.

>> No.16588403

>this webm
>americans literally shidding and farding their pants
kek every time

>> No.16588411

but that's not how you dine in Asia
you order dishes, they're put in the center and everyone helps themselves to a bit of everything.
it's meant to be a social experience over alcohol, not a library.

>> No.16588421

>just the same as the Juicero
That thing only worked with ridiculously overpriced proprietary juicepacks, the info mining was just icing on the cake.

>> No.16588457

Literally deboonked.


>> No.16588481

Very pretty

>> No.16588499

Well fuck Asia.

>> No.16588528 [DELETED] 

You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.16588531

>special convection technology
So, an oven?

>> No.16588534

thanks buddy
*immediately drops and shatters the 30 pound rum cauldron*

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>> No.16588670

why is there no sound on any of the webms

>> No.16588678

How new?

>> No.16588688

like 24 hours

>> No.16588723

For you

>> No.16588753

Idk are you?

>> No.16588792

>completely uneven
>not jumping everywhere
>different materials
>only 3
Wow you really showed me.

>> No.16588969

Do African Americans really?

>> No.16588987

I don't care what anyone else says in this thread, CHiP is safe and effective snacktime.

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>> No.16589026

just another reason to hate kikes

>> No.16589037

You laid down the wager, he btfo of you, and now you won't pay up. What a faggot.

>> No.16589054

I'm sorry... I just won't pay, LOL, there's no way that this proves anything.

>> No.16589440 [DELETED] 

Mods can we get a ban on this guy?

>> No.16589588
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>> No.16589605

Reality is notoriously left biased.

>> No.16589673

>'fruit' knife
>paring knife
>mango knife
>butcher knife
>steak knife
>carving knife
>boning knife
>big knife
>small knife

>> No.16589724

still nowhere close to kemochads and their suits

>> No.16589831

ever heard of thanksgiving? potlucks? it's not uncommon in america, but I guess when you eat out you think everything is for you.

>> No.16589836

I don't believe this is that same anon
There's no way someone would be this gay lmao
This man is defaming the other anon

>> No.16589857
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fuck you

>> No.16589921

I have the CCP as much as any other person, but you're a retard.

The plate is rotating just before he makes them jump. Take the axis of rotation, and that's the center of a bunch of circles that go through the center of mass of each whatever-the-fuck is on the plate, I'll call them shits. When you spin the plate, the shits acquire a velocity proportional to the angular velocity of rotation and their distance from the axis of rotation. This velocity is always tangential to the circles I was talking about; the normal force (grip) between the plate and the shits keeps them going in circles on the plate. Then you either make them jump, or drop the plate. There's no normal force anymore keeping them bound to the same spot on the plate. They all go in a straight line with the tangential velocity they used to have, but they're all in different directions. Once the plate catches them again, the effect is that of a radial expansion centered at the axis of rotation. The faster the spin, the more linear velocity each shit acquires, the more it expands in a given "jump" time.

An easy way to "shake 'em and they all bunch up together" is having the plate be ever so slightly concave, which given it looks like it's a woven material or something flexible, it absolutely will be.

>> No.16589980

Took you long enough to respond, Jian. Unfortunately, your vernacular betrays your identity as a CCP agent who's trying to be slick.

>> No.16589997

>your vernacular betrays your identity as a CCP agent
anon you forgot to take your medicine again

>> No.16590047

I'm literally just some fat faggot in Argentina about to go masturbate, but as you wis.

>> No.16590058

Looks nasty

>> No.16590064

It's literally fake, you retard

>> No.16590286

lmfao I though this was jack the whole time until the face reveal

>> No.16590400

you can see the reflection of the greenscreen.

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The fact that he didn't get dough everywhere and use cold oil didn't clue you in?
Here's some Jack for comparison.

>> No.16590458

American Cuisine

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>> No.16590608

>i didnt do it, i just ordered someone else to do it
>i didnt destroy it, i just destroyed it
the shitting was on snopes, not specifically hillary; that was just one of the biggest biased examples

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I've got one, it's great for doing prep. I mostly use it for slamming pizzas in half though.

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>> No.16590803

Why would I buy 50/ $1 when I can buy this machine for $300 not including the torilla packets?

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>> No.16590927

Link to this episode? I want to see if the comments are tearing him apart.

>> No.16590928

Sound is only enabled on /gif/ and /wsg/.

>> No.16591183

I'd webm this but it's probably technically NSFW

>> No.16591203

Thank god I live in the 21st century where vital labor saving devices like this are widely available.

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That chick looks like she thinks she's a lot hotter than she is.

>> No.16591258

I wouldn't mind her putting feet in my food.
I'd ask her not to wash them

>> No.16591421

Thank you for actually writing out the explanation, I thought we were going to need a diagram.

>> No.16591439

i don't understand

>> No.16591527

When you heap on the same level of cognitive dissonance and mental gymnastics that snopes does, I guess. Okay.

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>> No.16591678

How it's actually made

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>> No.16592295

don't mind them anon, boomers who get their """facts""" from facebook hate to have their private realities dispelled

>> No.16592515

at least he's waearing gloves

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>> No.16593140

Too bad this board doesn't support sound, as that makes this one a lot better.

>> No.16593146

If you got it, post it in the "webms for other boards" on /wsg/ and link it here. I wanna see now.

>> No.16593154

Because they're not cleavers. They're much thinner and lighter that a cleaver and usually kept at a much sharper edge.

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>> No.16593163

That's orange juice, lime juice, grapefruit soda, tequila and a touch of salt. It's actually great and refreshing

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>> No.16594052

>the world could learn something incarcerated
Or you could just not be a retarded nigger and bake your cakes normally with flour, sugar, milk etc.?

>> No.16594076

>add extra steps to baking cookies instead of throwing them into the oven
And people fall for this shit?

>> No.16594085

This video never ceases to make me not mad
The pathetic amount of eggs taking such a small portion of the plate only for the void to be filled with the fat fucking spoon
At least have something else but the fucking spoon fill the plate, my OCD is flaring up like a motherfucker AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.16594090

>the way they fail to dump all of the rice as 1/10th drops onto the table

>> No.16594093

Dude this is so random i was like lol wat? Is there a subreddit for this?

>> No.16594100

oh wow, the most basic braindead soup you could ever make
you just boil some water with a cube or two, add potatoes, beef or sausage and vegetables ( even frozen ones work ) then let it boil until done
incredibly common cuisine in binland

>> No.16594146

just search "sopranos lasagne & ziti"

>> No.16594339 [DELETED] 

He did that with tequila

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>> No.16594497

My friends and I used to do this all the time in highschool

called them paint sticks

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>> No.16595441

It's originally a made in China vid you retard

>> No.16595464

you got btfo so hard, jesus christ KYS

>> No.16595478

wtf is this real

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>> No.16595675

Why does this keep getting posted? What's wrong with those scrambled eggs to you?

>> No.16595692

fuck china

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bros... imagine feeling that THROAT

>> No.16595725

> /x/
> subreddit

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but we don't all live near a taquieria or whatever it she says in that video

>> No.16595753

i can do that with semen straight from the source

>> No.16595832


>> No.16595891


Guy at the table is like...

>and what the fuck do you want me to do with this...

>> No.16595986

Slovenská sračka vám vládne, pepíku

>> No.16596026

I don't think anyone thinks there's something wrong with them, it's just a /ck/ meme. Probably because it was getting relentlessly algorithm'd by youtube at one point.

>> No.16596268

need this with the grilled cheese

>> No.16596294

I’ve been there, totally fucking Kino.

Canteritos el guero outside of Tequila, MX

>> No.16596353

Im an American expat in the UK. Ive lived here more than 2 years and I just today learned about Wigan kebab pey wet. It is the dumbest yet most deeply British shit I have ever heard of, and it makes the toast sandwich look like haute cuisine. It is a bread made from beer yeast, a mini pie usually of beef and potatoes and mushed pea water. What us wrong with the norf to come up with this?

>> No.16596410

fucked up thing is the "on the heat, off the heat" technique makes incredible scrambled eggs 100% of the time. he just uses it to makes vile slop for some reason

>> No.16596452

Have the jannies finally started deleting 'surly king of the egg fort' posts? Surprised to see a ck webm thread without it.

>> No.16596499

these make me literally angry. who buys this shit

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we can go further

>> No.16596592

Disturbingly enough, there's not a single deleted post with a webm attached. Maybe Surly finally got out?

>> No.16596609

ngl that looks pretty good

>> No.16596673

Seth Rogen fans

>> No.16596807

Is there a name for that kind of street food with all those chips and toppings?

>inb4 garbage

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>> No.16596954

I wouldn't mind eating it, but I sure wouldn't show it off. Nobody needs instruction on boiling whatever in a pot.

>> No.16597004

There are only three, you moron. This proves nothing.

>> No.16597036

The sound ruined it for me. My imagination significantly exceeded their execution.

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>> No.16597492

>only 3
>literally can't move them back together physically
>never mind that the original was a fucking CGI commercial
I fucking hate retards

>> No.16597511

>uhhh akshually
it's literally CGI
there's even parts where he hides it because the transition looks awkward
god damn you blind morons are fucked in the head

>> No.16597654

>/ck/ - Pixels & Delusion

>> No.16597727

Lawd that cat T H I C C

>> No.16597942

>for anything even slightly political they are notoriously left biased.
so biased towards reality?

>> No.16598364

>not posting to the /wsg/ link with sound
>the sound is like him screaming at a high pitch
Worse than you can imagine.

>> No.16598724

Cantaritos and vampiritos taste really good because they use fresh fruit juice. But these places on the road use cheap alcohol. You can see how he opens the refilled tequila bottles. It gets you drunk really fast but gives you a big headache.

>> No.16598811

was waiting for someone to post this

>> No.16598847

Don't tell me this is what was in that godforsaken movie

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