/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16572292]

I ate a subway sandwich today. Spicy Italian with lettuce, extra tomato, extra black olives, extra onions, pickles, jalapenos, mayo, and light mustard on Italian herbs and cheese bread. It was really yummy. They really slapped the veggies on there. The bread was just slightly raw which I love. Overall 9/10 sandwich.
Anyway I ate the whole footlong for lunch then took a nap. I was awoken by a sharp burning sensation in my gut. Rushed to the bathroom. I proceeded to take the most painful shit of my life. I actually cried out in pain and had pulled 911 up on my phone just in case because it felt like my intestines were on fire. This went on for about an hour. The pain almost made me pass out. After I was done I could barely stand up my butthole hurt so much. I grabbed a washcloth and dampened it and pressed it between my cheeks. It was the most soothing feeling I ever felt. That's when I realized sometimes pleasurable things can lead to pain, and sometimes pain can make you appreciate little joys in life like a cold compress on a throbbing butt.

[Anonymous No.16572297]

there are few things more satisfying than taking a huge, painful shit and feeling good afterwards

[Anonymous No.16572298]

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[Anonymous No.16572302]

>>16572297
Op here.
Food makes you think

[Anonymous No.16572319]

"All pleasures are suffering in disguise" - The Buddha (probably)