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*ruins your fast food experience forever*

>> No.16561518

rising costs were going to ruin fast food no matter what, he just accelerated it for McDonalds

>> No.16561555
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*restores your confidence in fast food forever*

>> No.16561562

>fast food
>experience

>> No.16561565

>>16561518
This. McDuck's had one good item: quarter pounder deluxe. It has been ruined, because now the vegetables are complete shit.

>> No.16561567

>>16561555
i could never do this. i'd sooner hurl

>> No.16561570

>>16561555
>it's not where you eat, but what you eat that's important
no it's fucking not, it's how MUCH you eat, you can have the most unhealthy died from whatever restaurant you want and still lose weight if you only eat like 1000-1500 kcal a day.

>> No.16561587

>>16561570
Depends how early you want to start going senile.

>> No.16561589

>>16561587
Intermittent fasting has been shown to extend lifespan.

>> No.16561593

>>16561570
>but what you eat that’s important

The “what” in this question can imply quantity as well you psued

>> No.16561602

>>16561593
Don't tell me how to interpret things you jellied eel.

>> No.16561607

>>16561602
I’m not even mad, jellied eel is such a unique insult

>> No.16561612

>>16561607
His dig was better and he's right, take the L, faggot.

>> No.16561618

>>16561612
Fuck meant for
>>16561602

>> No.16562476

>>16561510
A pill popping alcoholic ate only fast food and gained weight, but he forgot to mention he was drinking liquid calories.

>> No.16562613
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>>16561510
*documentary ironically makes me in the mood for mcdonalds*

>> No.16562635

>>16561510
>accidentally finds out that monopolistic corporations forces farms into inescapable debt to do business with them
>makes his documentary about his gay ass restaurant instead
Morgan Spurlock is the biggest narcissist in entertainment and that's saying a lot.

>> No.16562656

>>16561510
Bill burr with hair is freaky to look at

>> No.16562663

>>16562476
even as a teenager i thought it was bizarre how much they talked about liver damage in the documentary and how many times in the morning he seemed to have a hangover.

>> No.16562919

>>16561510
Remember when he tried to jumpstart his dead career by trying to #MeToo himself and no one cared?

>> No.16562952

>>16561510
fuck, I emailed Mcdonalds saying this guy is a faggot and to bring back super sized fries, I got such a cookie cutter response

>We are pleased to know that we exceeded your expectations with our product. At this time however, the supersized fries is no longer available at any McDonald's restaurants in Canada and we don't have details of when it will be available again. We will be sure to pass along your comments to the appropriate individuals at McDonald’s Head Office. They will be thrilled to learn that you liked the value we provided.

>> No.16563011

>>16562952
i shall pray for you anon

>> No.16563393

>>16562952
lmao

>> No.16563413

>>16562952
Kek what a bitch

>> No.16563497

>>16562663
Same here, he would wake up all messed up slow moving, trademark drinking yourself to sleep with half a bottle of jack. The medical results were funny, I was thinking this dude has underlying health issues or doing drugs and drinking. Best is he was going on about addiction to fast food when it was his alcohol addiction all along.

>> No.16563814

>>16561555
>>16561570
>it's not where you eat, what you eat, but how much you eat
no it's not, it's about WHY you eat. ever stop to consider that? eating is for faggots.

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>>16563814
>eating is for faggots.
I got just the product for you m8.

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>>16561510
*is a rampaging alcoholic in your path*

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>>16562952
>head office when a secretary reads notes in a conference and there's just "Morgan Spurlock is a faggot and I want you to put Supersize fries back!!" note

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>>16561555
>science teacher
>it's not where you eat, but what you eat that's important
those 5th graders he's teaching will be impressed by such knowledge
6th grade lesson will be >>16561570

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>>16561510
>eating fast food at all