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I don't believe that you know how to cook. Prove me wrong.

>> No.16547925

I have a jar of bay leaves in my cabinet. Why would I have a jar of bay leaves if I didn't cook with them?

>> No.16547929

>>16547894

That's too well done.

>> No.16547976

>>16547894
>cooks a steak
That post about them being a crutch really hit the mark desu

>> No.16548358

>>16547894
>Prove me wrong
you don't prove a negative.

>> No.16548415

>>16547894
I don't care about you enough to prove anything.

It was hardly worth the captchya to reply.

>> No.16548420

>>16547894
>I don't believe that you know how to cook. Prove me wrong.
I will do no such thing.

>> No.16548437

>>16547894
i also can do steak an i cant cook for shit.

>> No.16548444

>>16547929
thank you

>> No.16548744

>>16547894
Why would I try to prove anything to someone that can't even cook a steak?

>> No.16548751

>>16547894
suck my dick

>> No.16548791

>>16547925
>jar of bay leaves
>adds nothing to your dish

>> No.16548793
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I've only made rouladen a handful of times but this go around was probably my best.

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>>16547894
What kind of baby bring that to a steak fight?!!

>My steaks are better than my yee-yee ass camera.

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I made popcorn and Japanese mayonnaise.

>> No.16548821

>>16548811
>>16547894
I would fuck up yours and op's both, but yours would be some much more enjoyable. Sounds pretty gay when I put it that way, heh

>> No.16548824

>>16548811
good shit

>> No.16548842

>>16548811
Solid.

>> No.16549023

>>16547894
Ok you first

>> No.16549125

>>16547929
correct

>> No.16549159

i ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds and browsed 4chan. i cracked every single one and spit every shell into a beer bottle a perfect run

>> No.16549309

>>16548791
You’ve never cooked and I’d be surprised if you’ve ever eaten.

>> No.16549319

>>16547894
>Prove me wrong.
I own both an instapot AND a rice cooker, boom

>> No.16549328
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don't have a pic before i raped it and made it into a sandwich but i think the doneness is good

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im pretty proud of my butter chicken too

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Bought to go HAM on my wellington leftovers dog lets fuckin goooooooo

>> No.16549379

>>16549342
you should be, that looks fantastic

>> No.16549384

>>16549328
looks like ur moms pussy lips after im thru with her

>> No.16549387

>>16549378
i have the same exact plate

>> No.16549390
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Yall niggas don't know what a real man's steak looks like.

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>>16549390
Ypm8j

>> No.16549399

>>16549390
can i jizz on ur steaks?

>> No.16549403
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>>16549392
Fuck yeah

>> No.16549404

>>16549390
cowboy ribeye? looks tasty in second image but why's it separated like that?

>> No.16549408
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>>16547894

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>>16549404
Don't know

>> No.16549417

>>16549408
looks fabulous

>> No.16549448

>>16547894
You don't know how to cook. The steak is missing fat. You call that lean piece of shit tasty? Showing that you know how to turn a pan on high and burn the shit out of the oil and come out with that raw piece of shit tells me you know how to follow trends. I know because I can burn some meat on a charcoal grill and come out with something more caramelized, fatty, and well done compared to that soulless bland looking meat. I'd trade the rareness of my steak for fattyness. You call that manly? Hah, a man doesn't cut off the fat on his well done steak. It's not about rareness, and you can't compare a rare steak to that of well done and differentiate that it really is the pink that is adding flavor.

>> No.16549454

>>16549448
you know its possible to get both, you cooklet flyover.

>> No.16549470

>>16547894
Wanky steak. Cook it on the BBQ like a real man.

>> No.16549472
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I don't understand the point of this thread.
Cooking a steak isn't difficult. You might as well be bragging about wiping your own ass.
But then, I don't generally understand that there are people who "can't cook".

>> No.16549474

>>16549448
This guy gets it. I am sick of all of these chef wankers. I can tell OP didn't even wear a boob apron when cooking that and also lives alone and has no girlfriend.

>> No.16549477

>>16549392
>>16549403
These are much better steaks. As you can see, grilled not pan wanked in apartment 301 alone.

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>> No.16549490

>>16549472
lmao this whiteboi dont use seasoning

>> No.16549502
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I won't prove I can, but I'll prove my roommate can't.
This is the bottom of a spaghetti pot.

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>>16549502

>> No.16549510

>>16549502
thats happened to all of us at least once

>> No.16549516

>>16549510
Difference is we don't think it's supposed to be that way.

>> No.16549527
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>>16547894
I can, sort of, sometimes. Takes time to nail down the recipe.

>> No.16549560

>>16547894

No sides.
At all...........

>> No.16549568

>>16549408
Double feesh with aspargass and ham chazwich bucket

>> No.16549573

I put chicken and cheese and taco bell sauce in between a tortilla, spray pam on it, and fry it on a skillet. What more do you people want?

>> No.16549579

>>16549502
Based

>> No.16549580

>>16549390
A real man wouldn't cook that with gas, homo.