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What do I prepare for a femoid to make her do this?

>> No.16539920

>>16539916
Be an absent father.

>> No.16539923

eggplant

>> No.16539926

spageti

>> No.16539927

>>16539916
>What do I prep
My cock, you cuck.

>> No.16539931

>>16539916
Ricin

>> No.16539932

Shove your cock into her anterior fornix
It's like a factory reset for women

>> No.16539939

>>16539920
do they really need constant attention like a codependant toddler their whole lives?

>> No.16539985

>>16539916
Molly

>> No.16540012

>>16539927
this, look up jelqing and semen volume supplements

>> No.16540076

>>16539927
Me

>> No.16540280

>>16539920
/thread

>> No.16540302

just give her your wallet.

>> No.16540407

>>16539916
as a serious response, just cook whatever the latest viral tiktok recipe is. They usually aren't that amazing and are simple enough to be idiot proof, but women lose their minds over that garbage. So there is no point in trying to overthink it.

>> No.16540439

>>16539916
Before anyone asks, it's called ahegao. I'm into anime so I know about this shit.

>> No.16540445

>>16539916
You could spend a lot of time making a really nice dinner, but 9 times out of 10 you can get similar results just by grilling a decent steak, preparing some garlic mashed potatoes, and having some asparagus on the side. A lot of women (and men) nowadays seem to have dismally low food standards, and are impressed by just about anything not out of a box.

>> No.16540467

>>16539916
Ice cream cone