/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16534035]

Rate 711 and liquor store haul

[Anonymous No.16534037]

>>16534035
I did not like those tangy ranch doritos. It tasted like someone spilled pickle juice on my cool ranch doritos. Just give me regular cool ranch with more fucking seasoning

[Anonymous No.16534038]

alcohol is bad for you

[Anonymous No.16534040]

>>16534037
Ya they fucking suck I wanna throw them out

[Anonymous No.16534043]

>>16534035
Overpaid like a retard. Sam's Club has 18.875 oz bags of doritos for $3.

[Anonymous No.16534054]

>>16534035
I take the same milk thistle. Never seen "tangy ranch" before.

[Anonymous No.16534072]

>Fireball whiskey
>Ice Cream
>flaming hot whatever

why do you hate your asshole?

[Anonymous No.16534080]

>>16534035
based 211 and fireball anon

[Anonymous No.16534249]

>>16534035
>takis
>tangy ranch doritos
>goldfish

What a waste of snacks

[Anonymous No.16534269]

>>16534035
>was going to talk shit about getting fireball
>remembered that's the most "normie" of all whiskeys alongside jack daniels
>know that someone will reply with something along the lines of "soi hands typed this post while sipping passionfruit & durian triple hopped seltzer IPA"
>realized the based gigachad contrarian way nowadays is not being contrarian
BASED! BASED! BASED!

[Anonymous No.16534278]

>>16534269
only girls steal fireball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONvfA3-pzzo

[Anonymous No.16534291]

>>16534035
There's salt in your pepper.

[Anonymous No.16534298]

>>16534035
have you posted your gunt yet

[Anonymous No.16535658]

>has no concept of self compassion/10

[Anonymous No.16535672]

>>16534269
Black label for normal days. Blue label for special days. Simple and patrician

[Anonymous No.16535770]

Post hockey stick

[Anonymous No.16535781]

Should I eat these? Clearly made for zoomers

[Anonymous No.16535787]

>>16534035
>vodka with natural flavor

Huh?

[Anonymous No.16535791]

>>16535781
They're for Mexicans, actually. Post hands.

[Anonymous No.16535825]

>>16534035

>various booze
0/10, be better

>Ben and Jerry's
2/10 - what are you, a teenage girl going through her first breakup?

>Doritos/Goldfish/Takis
0/10 - processed grain sludge cooked into a shape and then covered with muh flavour powders. eat real fucking food

>nerds
1/10 - once again, eat real food. would've been objectively better if you got standard nerds, not the sour or chewy type. but still shit.


this kind of shoppping trip is exactly why non-americans settled on the stereotype for americans that they did

[Anonymous No.16535989]

I feel bad for your biology UNironically bad

[Anonymous No.16536009]

>>16534249
What's wrong with takis

[Anonymous No.16536011]

>>16534035
cheers brother

[Anonymous No.16536038]

>>16534035
>premium vodka
>with natural flavor
You had one job.

[Anonymous No.16536097]

>>16535791
I'm mexican and we dont have those
Or maybe in another state

[Anonymous No.16537421]

are nerds rope back

[Anonymous No.16537451]

>>16536038
>premium
>it doesn't taste like a delicious baby that was born too early

[Anonymous No.16537986]

>>16534035
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ben and jerry's is a libtard brand

[Anonymous No.16538134]

>>16537986
The amount of autists that care about that shit is hilarious. It's very funny watching corporations fuck over rightoids after the last 40 years of their bending over backwards to lick corporate asshole with tax breaks and screeching
>MUH COMMUNISM
At every pro-labor movement

[Anonymous No.16538182]

>>16537986
Ben and Jerry’s is now officially /ourbrand/

[Anonymous No.16538205]

>>16537986
democrats always accuse you of doing what they do

[Anonymous No.16538222]

>>16534278
I wanna fuck her aggressively.

[Anonymous No.16538232]

>>16534035
>haul
you bought vodka and a bunch of unhealthy garbage at a convenience store. thats what this shit. not this youtube "haul" shit

[Anonymous No.16538237]

>>16534035
>nothing to mix the vodka with
Billy Badass

[Anonymous No.16538252]

>>16534269
nigger you worry too much about what other people are thinking

[Anonymous No.16538277]

>>16538205
>nn-n-n-no! Don't point out rightoid sperging about Ben & Jerry's all over the internet!! O-our precious corporations aren't allowed to have p-political stances! We have them tax breaks!! They have to agree with us!!!

[Anonymous No.16538282]

Why do 20-something year old men love to destroy their body so much? Just stick to one gross food or drink.
Pick one:
>Alcohol
>Chips/Takis/Whatever
>Ice cream
But don't have all three at once if you care about maintaining you health at all.

[Anonymous No.16538284]

>>16534035
Man I miss being 18 and being able to just eat trash without repercussions

[Anonymous No.16538312]

>>16538282
We grew up being told the world was going to be a wonderful place, and look at where we are now. At least let us have our narcissism and self-destructive hedonism.

[Anonymous No.16538355]

>>16534035
There's no way this manlet is white

[Anonymous No.16538729]

>>16534035
i hope both you and myself find a way out. good luck

[Anonymous No.16538736]

>>16538282
>But don't have all three at once if you care about maintaining you health at all
That's a fat man's mindset, and this is why you will always struggle. You can eat all of the above simultaneously, you just compensate with other meals before and after so you're still hitting your maintenance. Oh no, a few meals here and there of 2 hard boiled eggs, what a disaster! Your health is ruined!

[Anonymous No.16538858]

>>16536038
He didn't even get a liverwurst sandwich

[Anonymous No.16539177]

>>16534035
The amount of money you've wasted on those little mini fireballs vs just buying a handle every now and then must easily be in the hundreds of dollars at this point, judging by how often you post them.