/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16525509]

why are asians so fucking obsessed with this resteraunt?

[Anonymous No.16525543]

the jollibee mascot makes me extremely uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.16525555]

it's filipinos that are obessed.

[Anonymous No.16525574]

>>16525509
Filipinos don't know any better

[Anonymous No.16525803]

>>16525509

Because it is to them what the golden arches of McD's is to fatass americans who grew up with it.

[Anonymous No.16526005]

>>16525543
Major pedo teletubbies vibes is why

[Anonymous No.16526051]

>>16525509
Traditionally filipino food has always been shit but one day some flip went on vacation to america and was amazed by the fast food so he took notes and had the unironically genius idea to bring the shit back to filipino so he opened a restaurant serving a hodgepodge of american cuisine (fried chicken, spaghetti, burger patties) and it took off with the bug people who had been used to eating slop their whole lives and the rest is history

[Anonymous No.16526063]

>>16525509
Filipino food is so fucking disgusting
Idk how anyone can stomach it

[Anonymous No.16526114]

>>16525509
It’s the only things Filipinos have to be “proud” of

[Anonymous No.16527000]

>>16526063
I’ve eaten things from around the world and Flipland has the worst cuisine

[Anonymous No.16527012]

>>16526114
I really like Filipinos desu. Most Asians are extremely hard to approach and be friends with but I've always had an easy time getting along with people from the Philippines. Maybe it's the fact that they're so similar to Latinos, who are also really friendly.

[Anonymous No.16527028]

>>16525509
I think they host bday parties and stuff so it’s like the nostalgia equivalent of cross between chuckecheese and mickey ds.

[Anonymous No.16527037]

>>16527012
This. Also, every Filipino that I've ever met adores America for some reason. I think they are the only Asian country that universally has a positive opinion of us.

[Anonymous No.16527106]

I'm asian and jollibee makes me laugh and despise Filipinos

[Anonymous No.16527113]

>>16527012
They're like simple children, refreshing to be around

[Anonymous No.16527128]

>>16526114
They have alcoholism and their christian faith to be proud of tbf.

[Anonymous No.16527135]

>>16527037
yeah because they're literally mutt rape babies that have been fed CIA propaganda since the vietnam war

[Anonymous No.16527143]

>>16527135
lucky

[Anonymous No.16527149]

>>16525509
My wife is a chink and literally never heard of it

I heard of it because of this board

[Anonymous No.16527155]

>>16527135
The ones that I've spoken to tell me that they consider us to have educated them by building schools in their country so they respect us. They also really hate the Japanese with a passion. Why would the CIA give a shit about feeding them propaganda? We'd do that to an actual threat like the Soviets or mudshits in the middle east.

[Anonymous No.16527201]

>>16525509
they now have an app for US locations. better to order via app than wait in the miles long drive-thru line

[Anonymous No.16527227]

>>16527037
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.16527285]

Fruit pies from here are good :9

[Anonymous No.16527306]

>>16525509
Remember, most Filipinos are destitute poor. To them this is the best food they have ever seen, and its also quite expensive for them to afford it.
A visit to Jollibee is upper crust shit to them. Probably they best restaurant they will ever visit.

[Anonymous No.16527330]

I don't eat fried chicken and tried some of their chicken dipped in their gravy and it was surprisingly good, maybe it's cause I'm a leaf with very little options for friend chicken while mutts have like 20+ choices

[Anonymous No.16527336]

>>16527306
I'd love to throw a trump style party with a ton of fast food in a fancy setting

[Anonymous No.16527359]

>>16525509
I can't fucking stand Filipinos to be honest. From their dog faces to the broken pidgin English they speak, I despise them. Same with Hawaiians. I challenge anyone to find a great thinker from either society.

[Anonymous No.16527363]

Appeals to local tastes. Mcdonalds is rarely the big dog overseas.

[Anonymous No.16527372]

>>16527359
Hawaiians might be dumb but aren't they really funny and fat? I feel like they could be good friends
t. never been to Hawaii in my life

[Anonymous No.16527385]

People in this thread shitting on Filipino cuisine snd have never really tried it. Lumpia are better than any shitty chink spring roll I’ve ever had.

[Anonymous No.16527401]

>>16525509
Stop making these threads you retarded tranny. Everyone hates you.

[Anonymous No.16527407]

>>16527372
This. They seem like real like Winnie the Pooh mad2h

[Anonymous No.16528292]

>>16525509
Flips arent asians.
They're basically mexicans.

[Anonymous No.16528311]

>>16527155
He's a commie schizo. Everytime someone points out something good about the US it's "cia propaganda". Much like how whenever a socialist shithole falls apart it's "cia destabilization".

[Anonymous No.16528326]

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.16528411]

>>16528311
Ah yes, a coincidence that they first were shitholes after the US started relations, then became dictatorships and then had sudden coup d'etats again, these shitholes, it's just so weird how they constantly break down.
Good thing you can blame muh commies.

[JOLLIBEE© Promo Dept. No.16528421]

>>16525509

[Anonymous No.16528460]

>>16525509
To them it’s KFC plus McDo cheeseburger tier. One could alternatively ask, “why are amerisharts (being one myself) so fucking obsessed?” Basically, it’s not terrible globally, and decent locally, which is basically McDo exact recipe. You may not like some dishes (say ketchup-like spaghetti) but that doesn’t mean there aren’t mobs of browns clamoring for it.

[Anonymous No.16528469]

>>16527155
>They also really hate the Japanese with a passion
That's every single country in asia, except perhaps japan itself.

[Anonymous No.16528474]

>>16526051
Actually it's a chinese dude.

[Anonymous No.16528475]

>>16528326

[Anonymous No.16528481]

>>16525509
Even fucking taco bell tastes better, at least that has a squint of mexican cuisine and isnt just blatantly american fast food done shittier

[Anonymous No.16528828]

>>16527227
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.16528851]

>>16525509

Because they're hoping to eat bees... only to be disappointed that the bees aren't served alive to be vivisected and slowly tortured to death.

[Anonymous No.16529263]

>>16528828
It's a botpost, I've seen it posted before, and it never makes sense for the context. This is why I suspect it's discount AI.

Also, Jollibee is inedible garbage. Tried it on the recommendation of a neighbor. Never again.

[Anonymous No.16529606]

>>16527106
you will never become white you chinkoid fuck

[Anonymous No.16529683]

>>16525509
spaghetti isnt bad
it oddly taste better the next day than when freshly bought

[Anonymous No.16529703]

the same reason there were californians literally weeping while eating at in n out when they opened it in Texas and they had to shut down the fucking highway there were so many of these pathetic faggots that JUST HAD TO stop for a very average cheeseburger. people are retarded.