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>eating noodles made out of plastics
do the chinese really?

>> No.16511518

>>16511509
It's made from mung bean, not actual plastic.

>> No.16511528

hey OP, I was about to post a funny and whacky meme in a thread but it died before I could send it because of your retarded question. Hope you're proud

>> No.16511529
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I like the little kinbaku konjac ones

>> No.16511538

>>16511509
Am Chinese, these noodles are extremely based but are better eaten in any real Chinese sloppa with other noodles, such as those broad flat ones.

>> No.16511564

Whenever i go to a chinese buffet i usually get 6 plates of this

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>>16511538

>> No.16512004

I used to think mung bean noodles was plasticky. Then I tried Konjac noodles. It's like chewing on an industrial carpeting product.

>> No.16512006

>>16511611
imagine being 43 years old and thinking this is funny

>> No.16512022

>>16511528
How will OP ever recover?
>>16512004
>It's like chewing on an industrial carpeting product.
Do chinks really?

>> No.16512075

>>16512006
imagine being chinese

>> No.16512107

>>16511509
Those are either bean or konjac. Either are perfectly edible and quite good.

>> No.16512119
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>>16512006
I'm 49, and its funnier than ever before

>> No.16513085

>>16512022
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.16513114

>>16512006
i dont have to imagine nigger it's hilarious

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>>16513085

>> No.16513197

Fun fact, konjac noodles are banned in Australia because some retard hamplanet ate way too much of it (and nothing but).

>> No.16513201

>>16513197
how did they die from that?

>> No.16513217

>>16513201
My guess is suffocating by a wad of tough noodles

>> No.16513239

>>16513201
it has 0 carbs, no? guess she died due to low blood sugar, passing out behind the wheel, something like that

>> No.16513359

>>16513197
that is a fun fact

>> No.16513373

>>16513201
>>16513217
>>16513239
nature's concrete enema

>> No.16513409

>>16512006
I apologize for the americans itt

>> No.16513412

>>16512119
>anal-beads.jpg

>> No.16513414

>>16513085
I prefer the Slav version

>> No.16513421

>>16513201
Malnutrition. If you ONLY eat konjac you aren't getting any vitamins, minerals, or amino acids.

>> No.16513784

>>16512075
And having much more flavorful cuisine compared to whites , as relevant on a cooking board? Sure.

>> No.16514620

>>16513197
>Google it
>It's real
Fucking LMAO.

>>16513201
Stomach blockage apparently, which makes me think she was lying about eating just one package. Apparently she was using them as a weight loss aid since they make you feel full but I'll be she was one of those people who thinks
>weight loss aid
means eating something actively makes you lose weight so she ate a shitload.

>> No.16514636

>>16511509
>noodles made out of plastic
>plastic is made of oil
>oil is made of dinosaurs
Based Chinaman chowing down on the most endangered of all species.

>> No.16514675

>>16513421
Not only that, but also almost no macronutrients

>> No.16514696

>>16514636
>oil is made of dinosaurs
that's not really true anon

>> No.16514761

>>16511509
remember when this was a (3 day) bannable offense?

>> No.16514763

>>16513409
Based Aussie slave defending his squinting overlords. Your social credit score will increase accordingly, xie xie!

>> No.16514774
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>>16511509

>> No.16514776

>>16514761
Cope, Chang

>> No.16514826

>>16511509
I tried this not knowing what it was and it was meh

>> No.16514836

>>16514776
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.16515389

>>16511611
based. you should always pee in wigger food.

>> No.16515395

>>16514836
Trump lost

>> No.16515397

>>16513239
>wiggers need a constant supply of slop coursing through their lardy vessels or they pass out
I'm gonna kek so hard when the first actual food shortages happen

>> No.16515441

Why are Americans so technically ignorant?
If you don't understand what starches, gluten or carbs actually are please remain silent.
This is why Americans are so fat

>> No.16516042

>>16513239
it's basically pure fiber and water

>> No.16516048

Chinese is the most disgusting cuisine on the planet

>> No.16516066

>>16515441
You don't need to understand macronutrients to be skinny

>> No.16516562

>>16511538
How do you feel that you are overpopulated like insects

>> No.16516576

>>16513085
I would eat all of that.

>> No.16516589

>>16512004
>>16511509
is this just from a culture of needing to swallow food whole because chewing it would make you actually taste it?

>> No.16516594

>>16516562
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?