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[Anonymous No.16510487]

take the vaccine, or die like a fool

your choice /ck/

[Anonymous No.16510497]

>>16510487
I'm under 30 and in great health the odds I die are higher from being struck by lightning

[Anonymous No.16510499]

>>16510487
i choose death, you can jab the corpse though

[Anonymous No.16510522]

well, ive thought about it, and i just don’t think so. id like to wait until there’s more data. my body, my choice. that’s my opinion

[Anonymous No.16510534]

>>16510497
No it's not, and you can't say that with confidence anyway unless you know for sure you don't have undetected complicating factors or an immune system that is russian roulette just worse at defending this particular disease.

[Anonymous No.16510538]

>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16510554]

>>16510534
>No it's not
I'm going to call doubt on this. I was actually being hyperbolic but now that I think about the numbers are probably pretty close. The IFR for my age group is already low and that's data based off unhealthy populations in which I am likely top 1% in health status.

[Anonymous No.16510563]

>>16510534
show me covid isolated in a lab, i'll wait

[Anonymous No.16510566]

>>16510563
You probably could if the Chinese didn't destroy the viral samples...

[Anonymous No.16510568]

[Anonymous No.16510571]

>>16510487
Nice off-topic thread, OP. It would be a shame if someone reported it and it was deleted and you were banned...

[Anonymous No.16510572]

>>16510487
do not vilify the antivaxers vilify the chinese who created this modern day plague

[Anonymous No.16510577]

Can the vaccine be added to a soylent shake?

[Anonymous No.16510593]

ohh no!!!
what if i die bros!!!
noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16510597]

>>16510593
If you're under 50 and not diabetic or immuno-compromised the odds you die are really low. Long term complications is another story and I'm not as clear on.

[Anonymous No.16510603]

>>16510597
whats the long term complications of the vax

[Anonymous No.16510604]

>>16510572
>do not vilify the antivaxers vilify the chinese
laboratory
>who created this modern day plague

[Anonymous No.16510605]

>>16510487
Jannies working hard today

[Anonymous No.16510606]

>>16510603
We can't know for sure because they've only been around for a year or so. Its possible there are long term negative consequences but I'd say that's pretty unlikely if we haven't seen any hint of them at this point.

[Anonymous No.16510612]

>>16510604
funded by u.s. dollars

[Anonymous No.16510615]

>>16510612
and EU dollars. science is a global effort. this could just as easily started in a US or EU lab doing the same type of research

[Anonymous No.16510619]

>>16510615
youre retarded and probably chinese

[Anonymous No.16510622]

>>16510487
I will use the vaccine to make a cocktail. I think it will pair well with gin and tonic.

[Anonymous No.16510624]

>>16510487
can u reduce it over medium-high heat first? im a /ck/ poster :/

[Anonymous No.16510627]

>>16510624
reduce the effectiveness down to zero by killing any active agents yes

[Anonymous No.16510633]

>>16510619
you're a retard lab leaks have happened in US labs and UK labs as well this is not a Chinese phenomena

[Anonymous No.16510638]

>>16510633
it is a chinese phenomena do you know how I know?

[Anonymous No.16510639]

>>16510638
I was talking about lab leaks in general strawmanfag

[Anonymous No.16510644]

>>16510639
i was talking about the one that the chinese did that caused a global pandemic, do you know the one i'm talking about

[Anonymous No.16510645]

>>16510615
no it couldn't, u.s. banned gain of function research which is why it was moved to china but still funded by the u.s. under obama

[Anonymous No.16510652]

>>16510606
obvious a few months after getting it you won't see anything noticeable, maybe 2 years at the minimum

[Anonymous No.16510654]

>>16510645
>u.s. banned gain of function research
no it didn't it just temporarily stopped government funded research my point still stands this could've happened anywhere doing the same type of research

[Anonymous No.16510662]

>>16510597
>>16510603
The long-term complications of even a mild Covid case aren't known either, though, but the likelihood they're worse than the vax is pretty likely.

[Anonymous No.16510663]

>>16510652
Like I said this is possible but improbable. Every other vaccine's side effects have been observed within ~3 months of administration.

[Anonymous No.16510665]

>>16510654
your right it was a temporary moratorium but they still moved the research to china nonetheless so they could continue and its still not approved in the u.s.

[Anonymous No.16510669]

>>16510568

Japanese tv is fucking garbage. The stupid slants couldn't even get the greenscreen correct on the right guy, part of his neck disappears.

[Anonymous No.16510670]

>>16510665
private interests couldve continued this type of research completely unabated the entire time though

[Anonymous No.16510672]

>>16510663
did they have spike proteins in them or mrna?

[Anonymous No.16510675]

>>16510672
spike proteins I'm not sure but yeah there have been mRNA vaccines before used in humans

[Anonymous No.16510681]

>>16510675
name one

[Anonymous No.16510682]

>>16510487
they deleted my umami thread for dis?

[Anonymous No.16510686]

>>16510681
you want just one? there are a few to my knowledge going back to around 2016 iirc. CureVac AG made an rna vax for rabies there have been some for HIV and even zika

[Anonymous No.16510695]

I let them give me their prions so I can go to the store tomorrow day to get my food that I get right to have so they think I'm a good

[Anonymous No.16510701]

>>16510686
are they fda approved, did the pass pahse 3 testing

[Anonymous No.16510713]

Could you imagine actually being stupid and impressionable enough to take the vax?

[Anonymous No.16510716]

>>16510713
im so close bro its so hard to find a job and i am shunned from friends and family the liberals won again

[Anonymous No.16510727]

>>16510701
It literally doesn't matter. The FDA is a government organization, and they'll pass through whatever the fuck they want. The state does what it wants. They literally lie all the time.

[Anonymous No.16510736]

>>16510701
most of them passed safety phase I trials but I'm not sure if they ever got to phase 3 for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.16510742]

>>16510701
what phase is the covid vaccine in?

[Anonymous No.16510749]

>>16510742
which one there's quite a few? pretty sure phase 3 ends for one or two of them in 2022 or 2023

[Anonymous No.16510754]

>>16510716
Just steal a card and fill it out bro, walk to your nearest pop up no ones gonna do shit

[Anonymous No.16510768]

>>16510662
>but the likelihood they're worse than the vax is pretty likely
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.16510771]

>>16510754
Nice $500,000 felony charge you're sitting there with bro

[Anonymous No.16510773]

>>16510768
the over a billion people that have taken the vaccine and have been mostly fine. we have enough data that we've found one in a million adverse reactions... we know long term covid damage exists but long term damage from the vaccines is entirely speculative at this point. unless i've most some crucial stuff

[Anonymous No.16510774]

>>16510754
>falsifying public health records because AM radio told you it's a jewish space lizard conspiracy
of course it's an am*rican car you're driving

[Anonymous No.16510776]

>>16510768
CNN articles, probably some doctor who gets paid by phizer said so on tv

[Anonymous No.16510780]

>>16510773
missed*

[Anonymous No.16510795]

>>16510774
It has nothing to do with space, the jewish lizards live on the planet you fucking retard