/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16500894]

How is it so cheap? What are they hiding?

[Anonymous No.16500917]

>>16500894
Hamm's contains corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.16500966]

>>16500917
>Corn syrup (maltose)
Those aren't the same thing.

[Anonymous No.16500988]

I don't know, but I am concerned that I haven't been able to find any in the last week. Even the 24 ouncers are gone as of Friday. The week before that was the last time I saw a sixer.

I drank some Old German this weekend. It is similar enough to Hamm's with that dry crispness that goes down smooth, but it just wasn't quite the same. Nobody drinks Old German around here so while I may be able to drink it for the next two weekends, the stores that carries it will be out and I have no idea if or when they will restock.

This whole Hamm's shortage is fuckey, I hope they aren't going out of business.

[Anonymous No.16500995]

>>16500966
Are you a retard, anon?

[Anonymous No.16500996]

>>16500988
There is no way, I have given them thousands of dollars

[Anonymous No.16501001]

>>16500894
this shit was like 13 bucks a 30 rack when i was in college, which was like 8 years ago. i havent been to the midwest in a long time, how much does it go for now?

[Anonymous No.16501004]

>>16501001
$12 if you know where to look, $13 at any old gas station. As of last semester.

[Anonymous No.16501006]

>>16500996
I just looked around and evidentially everyone that has contacted Hamm's has received the same form letter as a reply. They have suspended production of Hamm's and shifted to the production of "high-velocity" brands, whatever that means.

Looks like producing a quality beverage that is cheap, delicious, and satifying is less profitable than making chemical swill to sell to the consumer cattle.

[Anonymous No.16501014]

>>16501006
There is a material shortage so they have to pick and choose what beers to make.

t. asshole who works at a liquor store

[Anonymous No.16501148]

i love cheap alcohol holy shit

[Anonymous No.16501154]

>adjunct
that means they're adding additional, inexpensive starches like rice and corn syrup

it might as well be prison hooch, not that i'm complaining

that stuff gives me diarrhea like no other

[Anonymous No.16501170]

>>16501006
America has run out of aluminum so this is probably the last few batches of canned beer and soda we will be seeing. Lots of cheaper shit like hamms can't afford to use glass so it's just gone now.

[Anonymous No.16501260]

>>16501014
How in the world did you run out of beer making materials, what's going on in the USA?

[Anonymous No.16501270]

>>16501260
the mentally ill left are pissy because trump memed himself to the presidency and they're taking it out on us with a hoax

[Anonymous No.16501503]

>>16501260
You do know there is only a finite supply of aluminum in the world right?

[Anonymous No.16501527]

>>16501270
This. And major producers are taking the opportunity to cut costs and raise prices, all they have to do is say “uhh… because covid!” and everyone just believes it without question.

[Anonymous No.16501531]

>>16500995
shut the fuck up asshole HFCS and maltose are two totally different things

i think the only retard is you

[Anonymous No.16501537]

>>16501531
t.big corn

[Anonymous No.16501544]

>>16501537
t. little penis

[Anonymous No.16501550]

>>16501537
imagine being such a smoothbrain that you think “big corn” is out to get you, i bet you believe da jooz are coming for you too

[Anonymous No.16501654]

>>16501550
bro it's literally the fucking jews and it's absolutely insane that you need someone to tell you this in 2021

[Anonymous No.16502452]

I've never seen an ad for Hamms so they probably save money on marketing

[Anonymous No.16502460]

>>16502452
They had the best ads when I was a kid
>From the land of sky blue waters
>Waters
Go watch some dude. The indian druming and chants are kino.

[Anonymous No.16502486]

>>16501260
Refusal to recycle

[Anonymous No.16502503]

>>16501148
Me too anon, me too. Beer snobs will never know the pure joy of a working man's beer.

[Anonymous No.16502682]

>>16501170
lol retard

[Anonymous No.16502760]

>>16501260
Ongoing economy-wide supply chain disruptions. Basic raw materials have been in short supply since around March, and the situation is getting worse. Expect shortages of consumer goods starting this winter.

[Anonymous No.16502763]

>>16500917
That's common for cheap beer. Coors Banquet does too

[Anonymous No.16502766]

>>16502452
I hear that Hamm's is actually the same thing as PBR

[Anonymous No.16502770]

>>16502503
I actually love both.
I drink Coors Banquet and Budweiser all the time, but I also drink non-meme craft beers

[Anonymous No.16502795]

>>16501260
>Shut down all raw material mining, refining, and distribution for 18 months
>Warned you'll destroy the supply chains and economy
>GRANDMA. WILL. DIE. IF. WE. DON'T!
>Grandma dies anyway from being murdered by leftoid politicians looking to pwn orange man
>Lefty cattle go out and protest the overdose death of a convicted violent criminal during "a heckin' pandemic"
>Now we have no raw materials
Nobody could have predicted this turn of events

[Anonymous No.16503272]

>>16500917
Maltose is a legit ingredient to get that typical cheap american lager beer. Whether that's a good thing or not is up for debate but it has legitimate use.

[Anonymous No.16503327]

>>16501537
>>16501544
dayeeeeem

[Anonymous No.16504238]

>>16502760
I'll be ready.

[Anonymous No.16504789]

So the Hamm's website has a beer locator on it. It shows every bar and market that sells Hamm's within a certain distance of a zip code. I went to every single market in my town and every town within 50 miles that was on the list.

No one has Hamm's

[Anonymous No.16505099]

>>16500894
They’re steamed

[Anonymous No.16505514]

>>16504789
They stopped making it.

[Anonymous No.16506501]

>>16505514
No they did not. They're not discontinuing the standard Hamms

[Anonymous No.16506507]

>>16504238
extremely soy

[Anonymous No.16506512]

>>16500894
It's so cheap because it tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.16506555]

>>16506501
They are. They just didn't announce it like the others for some reason.

[Anonymous No.16506580]

>>16506501
You can literally email Hamm's at the official email on their website and they will automatically respond with a form letter saying they have suspended production.

[Anonymous No.16506593]

>>16506512
It taste's okay. The only other 30-rack I know that's cheaper is Gennesee. When it's good it's fine, when it's bad it's fuck I have 20-cocksucking more of these fuckers.

[Anonymous No.16506717]

It required driving a county over and visiting a distributor's warehouse, but I did it. I found some Hamm's on my day off.

[Anonymous No.16506730]

>>16506717
god how sad

[Anonymous No.16506752]

>>16506730
Bro, it's the taste of my childhood. Highschool through college to those desperate first few years working when things were tight before I met my wife. If there is no more Hamm's I at least want one last decent taste, preferably in a big ass BBQ weekend with old highschool friends.

[Anonymous No.16506757]

>>16506752
>childhood
>drinking beer
Well that explains a lot about your brain damage.

[Anonymous No.16506770]

>>16506757
Nigger if you didn't go out drinking beer with girls on a Friday night after a football game in highschool I really don't know what to say. You probably are an incel so your opinion doesn't really count.

[Anonymous No.16506859]

>>16500917
>corn syrup
reeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.16506867]

>>16506770
Where do you think you are right now? Reddit is back that way.

[Anonymous No.16506904]

>>16501537
gottem

[Anonymous No.16506905]

>>16506867
Nigga calling something reddit isn't going to excuse you not playing sports and having sex in highschool. Also everything I have ever seen from screencaps of reddit had lead to believe that no one on that board has ever played a sport.

[Anonymous No.16506917]

>>16506905
>muh sports
Holy shit the cringe continues.

[Anonymous No.16506947]

>>16506917
Every single post my guy. Can you at least give me a rough reference range on age so? I don't know if laughing, cringing, or crying is the most appropriate response.

Also make it quick fast and in a hurry. Tonight is a sex night and I am heading to be in six minutes.