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Describe the perfect burrito.

>> No.16470865

>>16470860
black beans, seasoned rice, chorizo + chicken, guac, pico, a little cheese, red sauce for dippimg.

>> No.16470880
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spicy refried blackbeans, cheese, flour tortilla, rolled tightly, fried in a skilled with oil until outside is crisp. served with salsa verde on the side.

anything you wanna put in a fancy burrito goes on the side. sour cream, guacamole, spanish rice, meat, salad, fried potatoes -- none of it goes in the burrito.

just (seasoned) beans and cheese cooked in the tortilla.

>> No.16470895

>>16470860
Lengua burrito from tacos el cunado on Burton st.

>> No.16470918

5'5", not burnt outside, has seen Groundhog Day at least thrice.

>> No.16470921
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ENTER

>> No.16470923

>>16470880
seasoning suggestions?

>> No.16470981

>>16470860
One made by white hands.

>> No.16471195

>>16470860
fries, carne asada, shrimp, cheese, guac, sour cream

>> No.16471199

>>16470860
It's like, wow. And the flavors? Just yum. Tastes so good.

>> No.16471305

>>16470921
ANAL TAIL

>> No.16471310

>>16470860
It's a taco.
Seriously, I think the corn tortilla is the only thing that makes all that junk taste good.

>> No.16471314
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>>16470860
>the perfect burrito.

>> No.16471334

>>16470860
Beans, pinto, charro, refried or black, as long as they're good, carne asada, cheese, spicy red salsa, avocado, pickled jalapenos, lightly grilled on both side served with queso and sour cream on the side.

>> No.16471471

>>16470860
70% filled with Arrachera, other 30% is raw onions, cilantro, smooth red chili sauce, avocado, queso oaxaca, & a light spread of pintos refritos.

>> No.16471591

>>16470860
Refried beans, carne asada or al pastor, onions, and cilantro

>> No.16471597

>>16470860
A cute anime cat girl serves it to me on her crotch with her dick poking through it.

>> No.16471907

>>16471195
surf n turf Cali burrito is so good.

>> No.16471925

>>16470860
One where they mixed the toppings in a bowl before filling so it's not layered and fucking annoying to eat, why the fuck do no Mexican places do this?

>> No.16471929

>>16471925
>toppings
Fillings, I'm dumb and sleep deprived

>> No.16471948
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>>16470923
Depends on what you like.
I cook dried beans with garlic cloves and ancho peppers. I usually add more stuff afterwards and mash the beans up before I make anything with them. Cilantro maybe. hot peppers. Sage if I’m making nachos with them (it tastes “meaty”). I mix a small amount of salsa into my beans a lot, so I guess I’m breaking my own rule there. Bought a can of this and put it in burrito beans last week, it was pretty good.

>> No.16471972

>>16470860
A warm burrito filled with my cum since i fucked it like how a chimp would rape a frog

>> No.16473183

>>16470860
lard-based giant tortilla, pinto beans cooked with lard, mexican tomato rice, guacamole, chopped grilled marinated chicken, braised goat, or carne asada, three or four salsa options.

>> No.16473190

>>16470860
Beans
Refried beans
Vegan cheese
Vegetables sauteed with fajita seasoning

>> No.16473220

>>16470860
refried beans
lots of pollo asado
crispy french fries
sour cream
guacamole
pico
jack cheese

grilled on the outside
with lots of salsas to alternate between, red, green, orange, white

>> No.16473228

>>16470860
costs 89 cents at taco bell

>> No.16473239

>>16470860
Meat
Spanish onion
Romaine
Rice
Black Beans
Salsa
Sour Cream
Guac
Jalapenos.

>>16471925
The fuck do you do, gently chew it bit by bit from top down? How do you eat lasagne? Layer by layer?

>> No.16473245
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It's bizarrely difficult to find an appetizing picture of a breakfast burrito and I'm still unsatisfied.

Potatoes (home fries or hashbrowns), scrambled eggs, breakfast sausage, cheese, jalapenos, grilled onions, and salsa on the side.

>> No.16473360

>>16471948
Been eating this shit since I can remember. Best can of hot sauce anywhere for under a dollar.

>> No.16473407

>>16470860
carne asada, papas fritas, cheese, enchilada sauce, rice, grilled onions and peppers, avo, 3 types of spicy salsa.

>> No.16473425

>>16473360
yeah I paid like 65 cents for it or something, crazy cheap and tasted good with beans

>> No.16473438

>>16473245
I've never had a good breakfast burrito in my life.

>> No.16473788

>>16471907
unironically bassad

>> No.16473794

>>16473245
Breakfast burritos are pure sloppa but they are tasty.

>> No.16473806

>>16470895
sup GRbro

>> No.16473808

>>16470921
I remember the specific dilbert strip where they proposed a nutrient burrito
Never knew they actually made one
I bet it suuuuuuuuuucks

>> No.16473811

>>16470860
Flour tortilla
Carne asada
Adobo chicken
Cilantro-lime rice
Black beans
Fajita peppers & onions
Pico de gallo
Corn salsa
Hot salsa
Spicy queso on top
Enchilada sauce on top

>> No.16473845

>>16473425
Pick up like 10+ cans whenever you get some. It's super convienent to just have on hand whenever you need a spicy kick on something.
I use it to make some damn good Mexican rice. Lightly brown a cup of white rice in a pan with some oil. Add 10oz of water, one of those El Patos and some minced garlic. Bring to a boil then turn on low and cover for 20 minutes.

>> No.16473886

>>16473806
Nothing much senpai just trying to get my life back on track after spending most of my 20s as substance abusing womanizer.

>> No.16473898

refried beans, pinto beans, queso, fresh flour tortilla tightly wrapped and slightly browned on both sides

>> No.16473904

>>16473898
>>16470880
>refried beans, cheese, salsa, herbs and spices/seasoning
>wrap up in corn tortilla
>simple as
These anons have it right

>> No.16474226

>>16470860
>Flour Tortilla
>Rice
>Refried beans
>Carnitas
>Chorizo sausage
>Pico de Gallo
>Guacamole
>Cheese
>Sour Cream

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>>16470880
Jimboys speaks your language

>> No.16474414

I like a little whole kernel corn. Corn salsa is an appropriate ingredient that would satisfy doubters.

I like it on nachos too.

>> No.16474425
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>>16470880
meat goes in the fucking burrito you dumb fucking hick
cant beleive people think this massive rtard is on to somethin

>> No.16474435
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A burrito with a small corn tortilla
But not wrapped up all the way
Al pastor pork, with raw onions and cilantro
Top with lime and salsa verde

>> No.16474445

>>16474435
That's a soft tostada anon.

>> No.16474515

Fuck yous guys--this is mine. Large wrap, avocado on bottom (not guac), brown rice, sauteed spinach, diced tomatoes, bean sprouts, grilled chicken. Sriracha on top. Wrap is toasted to crispy; served with sweet n sour sauce on the side. And garlic butter.