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>ITT: cursed restaurants

>> No.16460997

>>16460988
>cursed
gb2 reddit

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>> No.16461075

>>16461065
I like how the I is clearly a repurposed H

>> No.16461111

>>16460988
God I want to eat a pizza made with Shrek's vinegary fat ogre shits. Imagine the smell...

>> No.16461137

>>16461001
lmao

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>> No.16461173

>>16461065
They also serve Neon Genesis Evangelato

>> No.16461181

>>16461065
Weren't there more pictures or a story or something to this?

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Nothing especially funny or anything, just a really sad place. Used to be a Kmart

>> No.16461191

>>16461184
That sign is actually intentional because you're gonna need the E.R. when they inevitably give you food poisoning.

>> No.16461193

>>16461191
true

>> No.16461195

>>16461181
Probably, do you want me to Google it?

>> No.16461196
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I grew up on the street behind this place on 12 Mile Rd. and Mound in Warren Michigan, which was built back in 1976 as a Stag & Hound upscale restaurant that was pretty successful for 10 years or so but in the years since, there have been dozens of different restaurants operating out of the same building and NOT A SINGLE ONE has lasted more then a couple of years. It’s just been renovated once again, (pic related was the last incarnation) this time as a Louisiana Crab Shack. We’ll see how long they last.

My theory is that the building is cursed because it’s build on an Indian burial ground, as Mound Road supposedly got its name because there were all kinda Indian burial mounds in the area.

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>> No.16461233

>>16461196
>build on an Indian burial ground
they should be more careful, because you're not sposta do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TscB45U-uYU

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>>16460988

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>> No.16461264

>>16461252
I don't know how I feel about this

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>>16461259
>free smells

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>> No.16461286

>>16461252
the Jewish health inspector fears the Possum fren

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>> No.16461291

>>16461252
let the possum have a little a beef n cheddar

>> No.16461292

>>16461275
I've never been to a Gilded Corral. Looks simultaneously interesting and like a hellhole

>> No.16461293

>>16461252

based dino tendies

>> No.16461299

>>16461291
you can feed the little guy without placing his penis and asshole directly on the table anon

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>> No.16461346
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>>16461233
>>build on an Indian burial ground
>they should be more careful, because you're not sposta do that

It’s the only thing I can think of, as the restaurants were good (the coney joint and before that, a BBQ place) but the ALL of them go out of business after a couple of years (sometimes within one year!) and furthermore, the place is only 1/4 mile from GM’s Tech Center, so you’d think they’d be getting plenty of business from the thousands of people who work there?

I will say that before it was built, it was the last patch of woods on my street and I must have in 2nd grade when I went exploring with a buddy and we discovered a tiny ramshackle abandoned house in the middle of the property, which we also explored and inside the living room was a huge drafting table and I found an oldy timey lunch box in the kitchen that I took.

>> No.16461349

>>16461259
As an employee of a restaurant what do you do in this situation?

>> No.16461357

>>16461349
start charging for the smells

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>>16461252

>> No.16461360

>>16461346
How are they going out of business though? Is there something in particular that makes people not want to go there?

Also post lunchbox

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>>16461299
>you can feed the little guy without placing his penis and asshole directly on the table anon

The wagies are going to wipe the table down afterward and besides, you're far more likely to catch something from another human then an animal.

>> No.16461368

>>16461366
yucky

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>>16461065
enhance!
give me the full report, Whortana!
>Okay
>anime pizzeria image contains no anime
>marvel and DC capeshit posters present near countertop
>>>16461075
>eating at this, or think about this establishment is not advised

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>>16461360
> How are they going out of business though? Is there something in particular that makes people not want to go there?

I dunno? My friends and I went to the BBQ joint (Rubs BBQ?) a bunch of times and placed pick-up orders for parties but it was out of business after two years and how the fuck can a coney restaurant not stay in business, especially when there are literally thousands of GM employees almost across the street?

> Also post lunchbox

I had it for years (though never actually used it as a lunch box) but my mom must have tossed it some point after I moved out, as I didn’t find it after she passed away and I cleaned out the house. It was like pic related.

>> No.16461399

>>16461252
I thought Arby's IS food for possums?
Why would a human eat there anyways?

>> No.16461412

>>16461252
McKinney residents need to mind their fat fucking business.

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>>16461001

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>>16461366
LOL That's not a cat!!!

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>> No.16461433

>>16461252
What a faggot, possum wasnt hurting nobody.

>> No.16461439

>>16461432
>open all day Sunday
How do these reddit faggots make any money if they are only open on Sunday?

>> No.16461440

>>16461439
They're open all days except Tuesday
Surprisingly they do very good pizza, much better than the typical pizza/kebab/chicken joints around here

>> No.16461448

>>16461302
Top kek grease fire wins everytime

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>> No.16461455

>>16461015
Ahead of it's time desu

>> No.16461471

>>16461358
Kek

>> No.16461481

>>16461399
Because it loosens the belly and sometimes we need some help in that area

>> No.16461492

>>16461275
>that black kid
every time

>> No.16461499

>>16461377
There's a Naruto Shippuden poster inside so at least the anime part isn't 100% bullshit.

>> No.16461516

>>16460997
This.

>> No.16461543

>>16460988
>free delivery
this kills the murrican

>> No.16461545

>>16460997

dat dialect brah

>> No.16461551

>>16461543
It's in the UK anon

>> No.16461570

>>16461551
yes, I suspected it was nowhere near America because it says "free delivery" hence my comment about how murricans will die before delivering a pizza for free

>> No.16461588

>>16461570
uuh no lots of places offer free delivery. in my hometown i don't think there's a single place that charges for delivery

you don't have to be cunt you know

>> No.16461683

>>16461252
I didn't know dinotendies could afford Arby's

>> No.16461721

>>16461346
>>16461395

Given the size of the complex, everybody either went to the cafeteria, brought their own lunch, or ordered takeout.

>walk half a mile to car.
>drive lunch hour traffic to restaurant.
>wait for food.
>drive back, find new parking spot because assholes.
>walk 3/4 mile back to shop
>Sit down to eat.
>lunch was over 5 minutes ago asshole, get back to work.

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>>16461492

>> No.16461751

>>16461570
oh is that what you meant

>> No.16461911

>>16461395
based voltron lunchbox

>> No.16461922

>>16461570
if you want to learn how america works you can just ask next time

>> No.16462099
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Any of these places.

>> No.16462152

>>16462099
>wings get more expensive as you buy more
The fuck?

>> No.16462163

>>16461252
Really unfortunate oversight here. The karen complaining a pet getting fed should definitely banned

>> No.16462177

>>16462152
>>16462099
I've seen this phenomenon at so many places. I even pointed it out to my waitress at a local wing place and her manager just gave me a deal on em for a lot less. I wasn't being a dick or anything but like why does this seem to happen at tons of different places? It's not like it's hard to do the math.

>> No.16462207

>>16461292
I've been twice. The first time was phenomenal. One of the best buffets I've ever had. The second was by far the worst I've ever had.

>> No.16462218

>>16461259
>mask cucks

>> No.16462510

>>16462218
Nigger how stupid are you and how much did you zoom in to see those are clearly sunglasses and her fat is blocking everything else

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>>16460988
VicMars in Wilkes-Barre PA

>> No.16462551

>>16461454
poles are irish too

>> No.16462577

>>16461195
Yes

>> No.16462594

>>16460988
I don't know lot about architecture but those doors together with the windows on the right don't seem right.

>> No.16462609

>>16461034
though

>> No.16462644

>>16462594
I could forgive it if it were a candy shop or a classic/quirky toy store (the kind that sells handmade wooden toys from Europe). Doesn't work for a pizza shop. If I were a business owner, I would either replace the doors, or negotiate a discount on the rent/lease.

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>>16460988
place has almost a perfect rating out of 2,700 reviews

>> No.16462665

>>16461173
underrated

>> No.16462676

>>16461173
I laughed.
>>16461252
I’d take possums over karens as fellow customers any day.

>> No.16462690

>>16462099
>real new york pigga

>> No.16462708

>>16461283
The litter is better at Hungry Jack's

>> No.16462711

>>16461683
He can afford to buy an entire property to just trash for fun videos. I think a little Arby's is within his means.

>> No.16462922

>>16461173
SensibleChuckle.gif

>> No.16462932

>>16461275
that chick looks like she does anal on the first date

>> No.16462943

>>16461302
You know I recently had to take one of those food safety tests for a temporary job. Nowhere in that test did it say anything about fire safety, which I think is a bit of an oversight. It was all just stuff about cross-contamination and the like which granted is important, but I think rule number one of being in a kitchen is don't burn the kitchen down. And rule number one to not burning the kitchen down is never ever fucking pour water on a grease fire. Smother with lid or use a fire extinguisher.

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>>16461065

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>>16460988

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>>16460988

>> No.16462964

>>16461275
Non-Jewish Larry David bottom right

>> No.16462971

>>16461015
>THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR
I can only imagine showing this advertisement to focus groups and probably even corporate executives before it went on air and the marketing team concluding, "yup this is the commercial we want to air nationwide"

>> No.16462977

>>16462099
>>16462152
runescape economy. But seriously how much cooler would it be if it was called dago bros or wop brothers or some derogatory name, then you walk in for a slice and it's all lebanese dudes running the place or something.

>> No.16462981

>>16461252
Since when got Dinotendies money to go out?
And he would never betray his beloved wife Wendy.

>> No.16462985

>>16461290
Wtf...

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>> No.16463295

>>16462959
I'll take a regural

>> No.16463305

>>16461196
hey warren anon.... psst... big beaver road
hehehehehehe

>> No.16463325

>>16461543
r e n t
f r e e

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>>16461252
possums are pretty cool dude. They don't have rabies or any disease because their internal body temperate is too high for biological contaminants to survive in. Plus they look cool.

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>> No.16463360

>>16463340
everything this anon says is wrong

>> No.16463394

>>16462152
When they set the prices, they were winging it.

>> No.16463435

>>16462510
it’s a mask you retard

>> No.16463561

>>16461034
You forgot to mention that they literally shout WHAT UP DOUGH! when you enter

>> No.16463728

>>16461034
this is in detroit, isn't it

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>>16462652
Kek somebody's been fucking with the menu

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>>16463961

>> No.16463978

>>16463340
Plus they eat a fuckload of ticks, they're incredibly based.

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>>16463967

>> No.16463985

>>16461349
you call the cops
simple as
there is always at least one patrol near commercial areas

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>>16463983

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>>16463990
D E P R E S S I O N

>> No.16464001

>>16462652
Literally owned by Ahmed lol they sell donner kebabs and shit

>> No.16464039

>>16460997
>being this new

>> No.16464069

>>16461283
>me sitting at the table in the back

>> No.16464080

>>16461252
the Virgin Larry yelp reviewer vs the chad possum fren

>> No.16464162

>>16461275
>all those geriatrics
its lunch time at the old folks home

>> No.16464172

>>16461302
we all know that you shouldnt throw water on hot oil, but can you use an extinguisher?

>> No.16464181

>>16464172
yes. you can use a fire extinguisher

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>>16462099
i dont get it

>> No.16464190

>>16462152
It's a fattie charge.

>> No.16464225

>>16462947
>same drawing style as early 2000s Deviantart weeb fanart
Have western anime fans ever drawn anything decent?

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>>16463360
Indeed. Their body temperatures are too LOW for viruses to survive in, not too high.

>> No.16464272

>>16463394
CARLOS

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>>16464225

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>>16462960
>already been chewed bistro

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>>16464321
It's worse. It's actually the very infamous Amy's Baking Company.

>> No.16464367

>>16462099
I heard these are literally a scam, it's operated out of a ghost kitchen and they only advertise by sticking flyers under the door in tourist hotels, and that price gets you nearly inedible pizza that's worse than frozen or LC's

>> No.16464370

>>16461015
This was an incredibly based ad

>> No.16464455

>>16464367
https://www.yelp.com/biz/two-italian-brothers-orlando

If I were spending a lot of money to stay in Florida, I don't think I would ever settle for pizza.

>> No.16464461

>>16460997
This comment is BLESSED!

nvm its BLURSED xP

>> No.16464477

>>16463435
Lol I have the same image saved and I had it long before the whole virus crap ever happened

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>>16461252
Complaining little bitch needs to mind her own damn beeswax.
That 'possum isn't hurting anybody and he's probably just as clean as the rest of the clientele.

>> No.16464531

>>16462099
The bottom left deal is more expensive than buying the top left deal and the breadsticks separately AND it has a smaller pizza with less toppings

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>> No.16464600

>>16464592
>I SAID I WANTED EXTRAP WHIPPED CREAM ON MY COOLATTA YOU DUMB HONKEY

>> No.16464611

>>16463728
It's in Sterling Heights Michigan

>> No.16464622

>>16464592
never relax.

>> No.16464644

>>16462971
>ads are meant o stick in your head and make you remember them
>people still remember it almost 2 decades later

Yes it was an incredibly effective ad.

>> No.16464662

>>16461290
>just fuckin lobs a steaming hot pile of sloppa across the table onto the customers plate

I bet lawyers eat here just waiting for lawsuit opportunities.

>> No.16464687

>>16464644
you can rationalize however you want that this "worked". The fact is that 99% of people in marketing/ads are talentless fucks so they create bullshit like this and then keep repeating the same shit over and over explaining why it's effective. This is garbage work, it didn't make me go to quiznos, it didn't get me talking about quiznos, and I feel bad for anybody that had children present when this was on TV because the kids probably repeated it over and over. I remember it 2 decades later because it's one of the best pieces of evidence that I'm right about everything above.

>> No.16464709

>>16464225
Radiant.

>> No.16464723

>>16464162
Rule of thumb: do not eat food near a nursing home or if you see a lot of old people eat there regularly. The food WILL be bland and probably not great.

>> No.16464768

>>16461290
What is it, sausage and grits?

>> No.16464808

>>16461196
We had a place like that where I grew up from the late ninetees to about 3 years ago there was a new restaurant every one or two years. Now it's a bbq place and they seem to have counteracted the curse.

>> No.16464844

>>16461015
kino

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>> No.16465444

>>16462959
Well, if you're going to rip off a restaurant, you may as well rip off a restaurant whose """""""secret recipe""""""" is "Use Heinz's condiments, don't be a miser when it comes to the quality of the meat and bread".

>> No.16465451

>>16461377
scouting corps flag immediately right of "pizzeria"

>> No.16465472

>>16463995
dude check your fucking messages, you are triggering my OCD

>> No.16465489

>>16461275
Why are they so fat?

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>>16461275
>>16462932

>> No.16465534

>>16465489
they're at golden corral

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>>16461259

>> No.16465568

>>16461015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHsHVyumoE

>> No.16465620

>>16462943
>or use a fire extinguisher.
Make sure it's a proper extinguisher ment for oil fire.

>> No.16465927

>>16465472
Texting people is awkward af desu

>> No.16465939

>>16465927
>can't even text due to social anxiety
you're on the right website, anon.

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>>16461721

My buddy works at the Tech Center and he and his coworkers go out to eat often, plus the Victory Inn on the other side of Mound is completely packed at lunch time with GM workers.

>> No.16465984

>>16465976
not really sure how I feel about Orwell references at casual dining establishments

>> No.16465986

>>16464039
The "cursed images xD" thing is the plebbit-tier replacement for "pictures you can't explain" threads from the oldfag days.

>> No.16465996
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>>16463305

>> No.16466000

>>16464172
Class B and above, you're fine. Class A can be iffy but we really don't use water style extinguishers anymore.

>> No.16466027

>>16465984

?

>> No.16466045

>>16463435
This images is like 5 years older than the coronavirus.

>> No.16466068

>>16461302
Idk if it's common, but when I worked at McDonald's the fryers had a fire suppression system built in. Just hit the big red button.

>> No.16466140

>>16461075
Learn Katakana

>> No.16466296

>>16461252
too cute

>> No.16466320
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>>16463983
>Cream Cheese Pizza with Hole

>> No.16466336

>>16460997
(Snap)

>> No.16466403

>>16461750
top kek, classic

>> No.16466417

>>16461015
I loved those commercials.

>> No.16466439

>>16461111
look at this quads
>>16460988
id eat here anyday over little caesers

>> No.16466446

>>16464687
Quizno's advertising team didn't "create" the Spongmonkeys. They were already an internet oddity. They just used them to make bizarre ads.
And just because you didn't like the ads or whatever doesn't mean they didn't work.

>> No.16466452
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16466452

>>16462521
Hello from wilkes barre

>> No.16466459

>>16461252
>Censor location
>Still plainly visible on image

>> No.16466464
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>> No.16466470
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>>16466446
repeating again that same shit "IT WORKS". If you went to college, you probably majored in business or marketing or some faggot retard shit. You do not have a degree in a hard science because you are not intelligent enough for it.

I've seen it a thousand times. So all you little faggots get together and keep saying "Advertising works" to re-affirm your failures. You fucking losers are like an AA 12 step program for professional losers, except this time the 13th step is where I tell you a harsh truth.

>> No.16466471

>>16461290
uhhhh, americans... do you really?

>> No.16466493

>>16466446
>BUT YOU REMEMBER IT SO IT WORKS

I'm sure people remember watching someone get torn apart by bears but that doesn't make them want to get torn apart by bears. Ads that are memorable for being shit will make sure people's memories go "Hmmm, 'Product'? Oh yeah 'Product'! With the shit ads! 'Product' IS SHIT!"

>> No.16466570

>>16466470
You need help. You are projecting like crazy.

>> No.16466637

>>16464172

if you're ever in a situation with a grease fire just dump salt on it instead of water. if youre in a commercial kitchen you'll have access to plenty of salt to put the fire out.

>> No.16466646
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A fully operational take away establishment. 4.1 rating on Google. 4.5 rating on Trip Advisor.

They must be serving up dragon or unicorn meat.

>> No.16466649

>>16466637
Or just use a fire extinguisher.

>> No.16466655
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16466655

This fucking place. Every time you’d drive by there would be like only one car in the parking lot. Just like the pic

>> No.16466667

>>16462932
so true

>> No.16466676
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>> No.16466680

>>16466649

but then the kitchen has to shut down and the fire department has to come and approve you to reopen

>> No.16466947

>>16465939
Fren

>> No.16466961
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Most retarded food fusion I've ever seen

>> No.16466970

>>16465522
this shit makes me diamonds

>> No.16467003

>>16461290
>>16462985
>>16464662
>>16466471

Looks like it's not actually a restaurant but some sort of special event. Like an annual hunt club meet and dinner thing or something. Place I worked at as a teen use to have a local anglers/fishing club come in once a year to have a big "Gourmet Night" where they'd serve things that wouldn't normally be on the menu, like Kangaroo tail soup and roast rabbit.

>> No.16467004

>>16461196
what's up with the summerian writting pattern on the floor?

>> No.16467006

>>16461275
bernie sanders is that you?

>> No.16467013

>>16464592
why are fatsos so fast and agile when fighting, seriously?

>> No.16467018

>>16463353
always loved how the perfectly the sign fonts fitted this
>I hope this inoffensive minimalist market-tested lettering makes my restaurant look classy and sophisticated
>haha cool lightning bolt apostrophe

>> No.16467019

>>16466646
This reminds me a lot some small time taquerias here in Mexico.
You usually find them in the suburbs, a small repurposed infonavit house, barely enough space for 2 tables inside and other 2 or 3 outisde.

Limited menu is to be expected, the quality can be surprisingly good.
Before the ccp virus attacked we had a lot of business like those, they made just enough money to not be on red numbers and help a family of 5 to survive.

>> No.16467032

>>16466961
Eh, chicken-bell pepper-curry pizza is nice, though yeah, an entire restaurant of Indian pizza is a bit much

>> No.16467033

>>16461454
Working class solidarity.

>> No.16467039
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>>16461184
I'm probably wrong, but this is what I'm imagining that place is like:
>Looks like pic related inside, only a lot more spread out.
>At any given time there's 2, maybe 3 people eating, spread out and buy themselves.
>The overall mood is a bit downtrodden, a bit melancholia, but not super-depressing. It makes you feel like it's heyday is well past it and so is yours, or that you both missed the chance for true success.
>The staff don't speak good english, so there's a lot of gesturing when ordering and you have to look at the cash register to see how much they're charging you because their english is that bad
>The food is consistently good and never bad. But it's also never great.

>> No.16467129

>>16461015
Based rather good content

>> No.16467136

>>16461252
Based little possum fren

>> No.16467147

>>16461302
The best part is that the extinguisher is in frame and full view the whole time, kek

>> No.16467160

>>16463099
Top kek, subtle

>> No.16467166

>>16464225
Katawa Shoujo

>> No.16467175

>>16467013
Big objects obtain momentum quickly

>> No.16467176

>>16463961
>>16463967
>>16463983
>>16463990
>>16463995

fucking kek

>> No.16467186

>>16466470

lol you are a retarded faggot

Advertising works. You can analyze the numbers and strategize advertising based on trends in your data with measurable and reproducable results.

I'm a software engineer but you don't have to be a fucking penis surgeon to know this you brainlet nigger

>> No.16467188

>>16466470
Advertising is actually very useful, and it is one of the reasons why smaller brands simply cannot compete with monopolies in this pozzed country.

>> No.16467302

>>16466470
Nah, it's more like you're still discussing an ad that ran nearly 20 years ago. And who fucking cares what your stupid fucking degree is in, the ad obviously worked if it's got your attention and making you seethe

>> No.16467308

>>16466027
>Victory Inn, sells liquor
>victory gin, as per 1984

>> No.16467310

>>16461184
>Nothing especially funny or anything, just a really sad place. Used to be a Kmart
I had one of those in my town. It was called "Eat Wall" because the G and the R were out

>> No.16467315

>>16461277
This is the American branch of the Samurai Pizza Cats pizzeria.

>> No.16467320

>>16463435
if you look closely, you'll see that the light grey triangular thing in front of her face is actually part of a box inside the store -- the straight edges are continuous with the box if you follow them right (it's behind her back) as well as downwards (where you can see the edge of the box in front of her belly).

Almost interesting.

>> No.16467321

>>16464768
Looks like colcannon

>> No.16467330

>>16466646
this is pretty average for the UK, you know.

>> No.16467349

>>16464592
Is this that time the tranny got attacked?

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>>16466320

>> No.16467360
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>>16460988
Why bros

>> No.16467373

>>16461366
t. possum

>> No.16467415

>>16467308
u alrite mate?

>> No.16467429

>>16467415
It's a novel.

>> No.16467436

>>16467302
>Nah, it's more like you're still discussing an ad that ran nearly 20 years ago.

That people still talk about the Quiznos dancing rats ads doesn't mean the ads were effective in getting _people to eat there_.

I never went to a Quiznos _because_ of the disgusting and annoying ads and as far as I know, Quiznos is out of business (at leasts hereabouts) as I haven't seen one in years.

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>>16467186
>Advertising works.

GOOD advertising works, shitty annoying advertising drives away customers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

>> No.16467494

>>16466470
>iamverysmart STEMnigger

>> No.16467498

>>16467436
There is a quiznos by my house retard

>> No.16467511

>>16461252
a possum is probably less dirty than the typical arbys customer

>> No.16467517

>>16461349
quit immediately

>> No.16467533
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>>16466470
>. If you went to college, you probably majored in business or marketing or some faggot retard shit. You do not have a degree in a hard science because you are not intelligent enough for it.
sure thing buddy

>> No.16467534

>>16466676
>Manko
I'd eat it

>> No.16467538

>>16467533
that pic is some omegacope my dude

>> No.16467545

>>16467533
Why are you hating on Engineers? We give a lot of applications from Physics to the real world. The real move is to become an engineer, then make hobbies based on Humanities. That's what I do.

>> No.16467546

>>16461196
That road looks more cursed than the restaurant.
>>16461277
>You need a massage after our red curry pizza
Not the best way to promote yourself. Very confusing.
>>16463961
lmao

>> No.16467548

>>16467533
holy cope batman lol.

>> No.16467587

>>16465522
I've always liked this trash look

>> No.16467591

>>16466470
You sound pretty fucking dumb to me

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>>16461252

>> No.16467601

>>16467545
Because engineers are weirdos who refuse to admit when they fucked up or get angry over it when I bring them the product or print that doesn't work

>> No.16467607

>>16467601
You a machinist? And that is the Mechanicals. They are a dime a dozen.

>> No.16467608

>>16467039
the exterior roofing of these places is also unusually grand if it's a seperate building and not a strip mall

>> No.16467610

>>16465522
That chick looks like my ex and she too let me eat her shaved asshole and pound it raw

>> No.16467624

>>16467601
STEM is where it’s at my transgendered pre-op friend

>> No.16467634

Yo so I've been in a lot of airports.
So it's usually the same shit, but if you're in some backwards ass country the airport is dirty as shit or spotless- dpendin if the white people use it.
shops always the same, duty free some fake ass brands for your hoe, Louis, Jack Daniels, Marlboro.
Shit when you got everyone know you got airport money, because if you get some fancy shit from overseas aint nobody goint to know what it is- nike is better than Hermes if you from the hood.

But yea in the airport is the food places, always some KFC or some shit, i don't even know why they built them because hardly anyone in the airport to bea eatin and shits the same price as outside the airport.
So it's the same chain type places everywhere in the world, even in some coup ass country shit I used to take a taxi to the airport just to buy burger king as a flex.

but there's this one place man that's cured as fuck, and that's the airport independent food place.
It's like KFC, Wendies, Burger king and sunshine pizza.
The fuck is sunshine Pizza you aint never seen that shit before.
Aint nobody eating there, it's dirty as fuck- but it's right in the middle.
Some corrupt ass government dude got this place as a perk, and he pretends to be selling shit fo his tax which he don't pay.

I went up to the counter to see what they sellin.
Theres like nothing in the glass, grill not even turned on- chef dude is gone, everything filthy
The person there is like "go away" and I'm like "hey what you sellin" and this bitch just waves at me "go away"- shit I thought it was like China and they just won't do business with a black man.
But for real it was some type of scam, this place just existin for tax, explain how bossman gets the greenback.

This one bitch sittin there all day in the dirt, no work, no nothin.
Waste her whole life sitting there in this empty ass booth in the airport with everyone around going places and seeing shit.
She don't even have a sandwish
That's cursed for real

>> No.16467638

>>16462099
Two... TWO WHOLE FREE CANS OF SODA? WOWIE WHAT A DEAL
Fuckin stingy cunts can't even bother giving out a 2L even though it's less than a dollar's worth of product

>> No.16467656

>>16467607
Was a welder fitting and welding custom exhaust shit for back up generators. Now I'm in hvac

>> No.16467661

>>16467634
>paid to just be AFK inna fake airport restaurant
sometimes i wish i had it easy but then you realize 8 hours of doing nothing everyday would numb you

>> No.16467662

>>16467624
I'm good. I make a solid living in the trades and don't have to bring my work home with me

>> No.16467670

>>16467634
>this writing style
see >>16463099

>> No.16467674

>>16467533
how the fuck is engineering not SCIENCE, bitch?

>> No.16467683

>>16467004
pavement patching. with that much they're just really putting off a needed full repavement

>> No.16467690
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>>16467662
That’s good don’t want to abuse your Funko POP toys or hot sauce collection

>> No.16467696

>>16467661
like fuck that, bad enough to be wastin your life but watching everyone else go places every day.
What's your raison detre? Why you get out of bed?
What you doing for the people?

Man I was the only person that asked for your menu all week and you didn't have shit to sell.
Fuck feedin afrika you couldn't even feed one blood on a business trip.
you ever wonder if you could just sneak onto one of them planes and go no NYC, have a new life.
But hard facts you don't even have the ambition to clean the floor.
Fuck you aint cookin and you got all day to be there, even on the island bloods keep their cell.

Man I live every day, I say it the cursed place because everyone in the airport be going somewhere except that bitch.
Even the floor cleaner people, maybe they want to leave, maybe they find a dollar or somethin.
But this bitch, she paid the big money from the boss man- but she the only one wasting her life

>> No.16467699

>>16467683
my mall got shit like that all over the ground
I always thought there was an earthquake.

>> No.16467712
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>>16460988
If you know, you know.

>> No.16467728

>>16467696
Why are they like this?

>> No.16467747
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Beefe

>> No.16467753

>>16467747
I DONT WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIREEEEEEE!!!

>> No.16467776
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>>16467753
I wish I could go to Little Lamplight and love there when I play I spend hours there

>> No.16467783
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>>16467753
>>16467776

>> No.16467784
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>>16467776
>I wish I could go to Little Lamplight and love there

>> No.16467789

>>16466676
Is this a Japanese brothel?

>> No.16467798

>>16467429
You're a noncel.

>> No.16467802

>>16466464
This is actually a chain (or it used to be) in Baltimore. I've never been to one - no desire to but they're also all located in some of the most dangerous parts of town, but there were several of them across the most ghetto parts of town.

>> No.16467875

>>16467634
>She don't even have a sandwish
lost at this
>>16467670
top kek

>> No.16467931

>>16467728
black crackheads?

>> No.16467993

>>16467690
>"Why yes, we'll take the chicken tenders please, madam"

>> No.16468075

>>16467545
Are you an engineer anon? It’s okay, you don’t have to hide it anymore.

>> No.16468100

>>16461290
Did you also hear that diarrhea sound from 21st century memes when he spilled the stuff from the mixer?

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>>16465620
If the owner hasn't made sure to only own an oil rated fire extinguisher for a restaurant, the owner is getting what they deserve.

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>>16460988
>called "Vertigo"
>imagine being drunk there

>> No.16468168

>>16468113
Heh.

>> No.16468171

>>16464225
Yes, all the time, you just usually don't notice since you assume the good ones are Japs.

>> No.16468173

>>16468113
>our revenge will be the tipping of our servers

>> No.16468321

>>16466961
Curry pizza is surprisingly good if you go easy on the cheese and add coriander.
It's basically just cheese naan and curry.

>> No.16468378

>>16460997
upvoted

>> No.16468380

>>16467310
kek

>> No.16468384

>>16467308
2 stretched 4 me

>> No.16468395

>>16467802
I've been to one in Dundalk just for lol's. It wasn't particularly good. Just standard overly fried fish and chicken items. I don't remember what all I got, but I do remember getting clam strips. Dry and burnt tasting. I believe they are more famous for their "lake trout". It isn't really trout, and it isn't from a lake. But it's a deep fried fish meal served to the more uh....ethnic populace of Baltimore.

>> No.16468417

>>16460997
Downvoted

>> No.16468505

>>16461259
This picture should have won a Pulitzer's Prize

>> No.16468553

>>16467032
All the most popular Indian dishes in the west have thick, heavy tomato sauces so the fusion makes a lot of sense

>> No.16468575

>>16465444
You forgot the secret technique where they wrap the burger in tin foil and play tennis with it for a few minutes before dumping it in a generic sack with soggy fries scattered all over the place.

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>>16461184

>> No.16468792
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>>16460988
This was in 2018, in Oklahoma when I went to my sister’s Army graduation.

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>>16468792

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>>16468792
here

>> No.16468898

>>16468792
>>16468889
necklet detected

>> No.16468905

>>16468792
>>16468894
Where at in Oklahoma? If they don't still exist I'll be upset.

>> No.16468917

>>16468894
Thanks for that, 4chan fucks up the rotation all the time on EXIF
>>16468898
I’m 6’2”, I’m a muscular string bean
>>16468905
Fort Sill area

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>>16462099
>>16464455
Jesus Christ, these guys are literal thugs using the pizza delivery gig as a front to rummage through peoples shit and take their credit card info

>> No.16468943

>>16468917
Should have guessed when you mentioned the army, but neither of those area codes are from Oklahoma. One is Texas, and another is California. Seems the people on base like it, according to this yelp reviews.

>> No.16468972

>>16461277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attffb8oSCI

>> No.16468992

>>16467690
The biggest cucks Ive known were STEM losers tho

>> No.16469007
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>>16463099

>> No.16469009

>>16468927
What kind of hotel guest leaves their door unlocked anyway?

>> No.16469023

>>16469009
One who is used to the doors locking themselves, as they usually do in modern hotels.

>> No.16469026

>>16468894
>>16468792
finally an heir worthy of the egg fort throne

>> No.16469063

>>16469023
>tfw I'm more apparently cautious than the average tourist
I always check to make sure my door is locked before I leave the hotel. One time I managed to find a faulty doorknob that could be unlocked if you turned it hard enough. I don't think that was even anyone's fault, it was probably just wear & tear. I stayed in my room until maintenance fixed the door.

>> No.16469074

>>16467330
On a residential street, in someone's garage, at the end of their sloping driveway?

I don't believe you.

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>>16461015
the draper-esque mind behind this masterpiece wasn't paid enough whatever he was paid (i imagine very little, if he was paid at all)

>> No.16469153

>>16468943
Never tried it, just saw it next to my car in an empty parking lot.
>>16469026
Shenzhen Queen of Egg Rolls

>> No.16469321

>>16462521
Bro, I never heard of VicMars and I didnt even read what you wrote but as soon as I saw that picture I fucking knew it was Wilkes Barre

>> No.16469378

>>16461065
>tfw none of the newfags no the lore
I hate this place just let me be free

>> No.16469386

>>16461252
based. Mammals before hoes

>> No.16469410

>>16460997
Based.

>> No.16469420

>>16460997
based. i fucking hate /b/tards and ledditors so much, bros.

>> No.16469446

>>16469009
White peiple

>> No.16469667

>>16468113
Yasss

>> No.16470210

>>16467728
People gotta eat man, Hard to avoid soul crushing work.
Some jobs are shit, but you get respect for getting shit done.
Everybody got a cigarette or a beer for the shit shoveler.
Then you got cush jobs where everyone thinks you a faggot, but you get paid.
Then you go home, fuck your plastic ass wife and buy your own beer.

But then there are the cursed jobs, you do shit that doesn't need doing so nobody respects you- but you don't get paid enough to buy respect.
That restaurant lady aint doing nothin for nobody- the floor cleaner dude things she a dumb bitch, and her boss with his greenback mercedes thinks she a dumb bitch.

Fuck man I came up selling flowers in the local market for pennies, and now I'm paid.
There aint no working your way up, you gotta go out and get some.

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Just going to leave this here.

>> No.16470393

>>16467533
>He proudly states while posting on 4Chan
Let me guess, you're only here "ironically" right?

>> No.16470417

>>16469009
Yo i live in hotels, often people just don't get how the locks work because lots of hotels have weird ass doors.
Like most lock just by closin them, so some people put the door card in the lock because they comin back in like 3 minutes if they pickin up eats.
When I'm out, by bitch don't get her own key card but I get her eats to be real because being a hoe aint easy.

Room service always stealing shit, they some illegal type mexican fucks.
Half their pay comes from giving the guests the hoes and the dealers numbers, half will suck a dick for $50.
And like the owners can't do shit because the guests wants that shit and nobody wants the pigs up in the place.
Man if Im in a hotel and the pigs show up I check the fuck out because they as bad as room service for stealing shit.

Like I know a nigger, he was staying in this poor ass country in the Marriot by the airport.
Room service puts the hoes card under his door and my nigger on layover so he calls the hoe- and straight away this bitch says she can bring her daughter and my nigger is like "fuck you Imma call the cops" and hangs up.
but like...this is a regular thing and you don't want no third world cops.
I shit you not that night there's some huge bullshit on the lower floor- police have turned up and are just straight up stealing this business dude's luggage.
Turns out he asked the same hoe to bring her daugter, pigs set the whole thing up and they had his passport- but rather than arrest the dude they just stole all his luggage and wallet.
Now who going to put that on a review of the hotel- nobody.

>> No.16470522

>>16461283
Must be in niggersville.

>> No.16470666

>>16469009
Hell when I was in college I left my apartment door unlocked when I was away at classes and all night.

>> No.16470700

>>16467634
Based post