/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16432466]

ITT: worst candies of all time.

[Anonymous No.16432481]

>>16432466

[Anonymous No.16432523]

>>16432466
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.16432526]

>>16432466
Ughm actually I like them please give me upvotes

[Anonymous No.16432538]

>>16432526
upvoted

[Anonymous No.16432620]

Is literal oil distillation byproduct being pedaled as a candy the "worst"?
I think so.

[Anonymous No.16432660]

>>16432466

[Anonymous No.16432666]

Does anyone actually like this garbage

[Anonymous No.16432677]

>>16432660
These are kino.

>>16432481
Abominable.

[Anonymous No.16432680]

>>16432466
Damn I think you win

[Anonymous No.16432682]

>>16432666
I do but in small doses.

[Anonymous No.16432684]

>>16432666
I enjoy half a handful per year.

[Anonymous No.16432698]

>>16432466
Shut the fuck up. It's the only racist candy we have left

[Anonymous No.16433225]

>>16432466
its because they are black

[Anonymous No.16433280]

>>16432466
This thread is pointless. Good mythical morning has already done several science based candy competitions. There's no need to discuss the matter any further.

[Anonymous No.16433360]

name a more based candy than this.

[Anonymous No.16434544]

>>16432660

[Anonymous No.16434551]

>>16433360
I can't. Those rule.

[Anonymous No.16434775]

>>16432666
I had a roommate who would hoard these. He would wait until halloween ended and buy out the entire clearance section at walmart of candy corn so he could eat them year round.

[Anonymous No.16434776]

>>16433360
Have you ever tried a candy cigarette? They were pretty bad, actually. The candy ones just tasted like weird sweet chalk, the chocolate ones were the cheapest chocolate ever.

[Anonymous No.16434886]

>>16432666
i could go for some right now. they're good in moderation.

[Anonymous No.16434903]

Surprised these shits weren't the first thing posted.
>>16432481
These are good, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.16434918]

>>16434903
Necco Wafers are awesome

[Anonymous No.16434926]

>>16434918
>shaped like a peanut
>flavored with artificial banana
>colored orange
What the FUCK did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.16434945]

[Anonymous No.16434950]

>>16434945
This is my favorite candy bar. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.16434955]

>>16432481
Those are the ones that are vaguely peanut buttery and vaguely toffee-ish, right? If so, you need to castrate yourself.

[Anonymous No.16434988]

I think I have a winner.
>embeds itself in your molars and pulls your fillings out when you try to yank your mouth open after biting into it
>makes your hands sticky
>slips off the stick and goes on the floor
>not a candy, A FUCKING FRUIT
>might have razors in it
>might be an onion
has anyone ever gotten a candy apple and actually finished the whole thing before throwing it away?

[Anonymous No.16434995]

[Anonymous No.16435004]

[Anonymous No.16435006]

>>16432666
they're good with peanuts or in trail mix in general

[Anonymous No.16435016]

>>16434988
caramel + apple is a kino combo, but those little soy sticks arent going to cut it you need a THICK hunk of wood or it's going to be a disaster

[Anonymous No.16435025]

>>16434988
Toffee apples, nice and licky. One for Judy, one for Nicki. Crunchy munchy, very sticky. Don't forget to clean your teeth.

[Anonymous No.16435129]

>>16432660
I will kill you>>16432666
The pumpkin ones are so good it's scary. Every Halloween i get one package of the assortment and eat the regulars and pumpkins while ignoring the ones with chocolate on the end.

[Anonymous No.16435136]

>>16434945
eat a dick faggot

[Anonymous No.16435207]

>>16434988
There has never once been a single documented case of a razor blade in an apple. It's an urban legend. I agree, though. Candy apples are shit.

[Anonymous No.16435215]

>>16434776
Sweet chalk is exactly how I'd describe the flavor too. They weren't that good for eating, but they weren't meant for eating, if you ate all your candy cigarettes you'd have nothing left to pretend to smoke.

[Anonymous No.16435224]

>>16432481
i hope you die

[Anonymous No.16435297]

>>16435004
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.16435416]

>>16434988
No, but I have given away a few candy onions and gotten some great hate mail from it lmao.

[Anonymous No.16435426]

>>16435016
Softer caramel apples are fine, but the ones with the red hard candy coating are shit.

[Anonymous No.16435542]

>>16434995
Hahaha no

My packed lunch always included one of the following

>Blue Riband
>Taxi
>Wagon Wheel
>Trio
>Club
>Breakaway
>Penguin
>Tunnocks Caramel Wafer
>McVities Gold
>Rocky

I always loved Blue Riband the best because it never needed more than one flavour to sell itself. It had a light crunch and a velvet interior. No offensively thick layer of chocolate, so your mouth never got claggy while eating it. Just light, delicious and a cool name that sounded a bit more classy compared to it's rivals.

[Anonymous No.16435669]

It certainly does.

[Anonymous No.16435679]

>>16434945
these are underrated. I passed them over for a long time but when i tried them I was into it. Not top 5, but top 10.

[Anonymous No.16435714]

>>16432481
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.16435767]

>>16435669
Yeah, this one is the winner

[Anonymous No.16435784]

>>16432660
>>16432666
>>16434903
>>16434918
>>16434945

These are all great.

>>16432466
Never had, love licorice flavor so I'm curious what it's like. Then again I've had bad licorice before. Good and plenty are probably my favorite I've had.

[Anonymous No.16435793]

>>16433360

[Anonymous No.16435802]

>>16435426
Teethlet

[Anonymous No.16435818]

[Anonymous No.16435825]

fuck you explain too me how these got so fuckin popular especially as a theater snack

>>16432666
yes, but in small batches too much and even i start feeling sick after eating them

[Anonymous No.16435848]

>>16432620
Absolutely this.

[Anonymous No.16435874]

>>16432481
>...That no Halloween Night could wesist these "Owwange and Black-flavowed" Loose-tooth wemoval candies

[Anonymous No.16435916]

So many posts without this piece of shit being mentioned yet. Anon, I am disappointed in you.

[Anonymous No.16435929]

>>16433360
Letting your kids actually smoke is healthier and better for them than giving them sugar coated candy that will make their teeth rot and predispose them to caries later in life.

[Anonymous No.16435936]

>>16432620
>>16434903
Disqualified. This repulsive shit is not candy.

[Anonymous No.16435979]

>>16435916
that's because they were good jackass. I will however nominate the vanilla flavored tootsie rolls, not sure what flavor they were but they sure as hell weren't vanilla.

[Anonymous No.16436008]

Coming through

[Anonymous No.16436061]

>>16435936
disqualified for being shit candy in a worst candy thread.

three down votes for you.

[Anonymous No.16436342]

>>16434955
>>16435224
>>16435714
Do you enjoy the sensation of feeling like your teeth are about to be ripped out?

[Anonymous No.16436381]

>>16435979
check urself into a mental hospital

[Anonymous No.16436408]

>>16436061
>being shit candy
Stop projecting, Milky Way.

[Anonymous No.16436409]

>>16433360
>name a more based candy than this.
The chocolate candy cigarettes. Though I will say that it was pretty based when you blew into those chalky cig candies and that little puff of candy dust came out the end looking a bit like smoke.

[Anonymous No.16436432]

>>16434988
Worst take in this thread.

[Anonymous No.16436444]

>>16434903
The factory that used to make these was infested with rodents and insects

[Anonymous No.16436448]

>>16432481
I remember getting a bunch of these when I was a kid going trick or treating during the tampered candy scare where some fag was either poisoning candy or putting needles in them and anything that wasn't air tight sealed had to be thrown away by my parents

[Anonymous No.16436670]

>>16435669
>It still tastes like soap!
W-what?

[Anonymous No.16436693]

>>16434903
Necco wafers are tasty though, I like them a lot. Chalk type candies in general are my favorites, especially fundip, I just like to eat the sticks and throw away the dip.

[Anonymous No.16436709]

>>16435979

Dude, take a vanilla roll and a chocolate roll and twist them together to make a swirl roll. It's the tightest shit. Also, twist a lemon and a lime together. Very good.

[Anonymous No.16436743]

>>16436670
That’s not a shoop, it’s literally on the package.

[Anonymous No.16436763]

>>16432481
I hated these as a kid but as an adult I realized how kino they are.

[Anonymous No.16436776]

[Anonymous No.16436795]

>>16432466
raisinettes

[Anonymous No.16436799]

>>16435004
I was thinking too hard. You went and nailed it.

[Anonymous No.16436824]

>>16436795
Die in a flood.

[Anonymous No.16436848]

>>16436381
pleb filtered

[Anonymous No.16436875]

>>16436795
Good call. Raisins are fucking vile.

[Anonymous No.16436881]

>>16436795
>filtered by raisins and chocolate
sad

[Anonymous No.16436905]

don't mind me, best candy coming through

[Anonymous No.16437148]

>>16432481
Where do these even come from? They have no label, nobody knows what they are called.
They just kind of appear around Halloween.

[Anonymous No.16437161]

>>16437148
https://www.thefoodhistorian.com/blog/the-real-story-behind-the-gross-black-and-orange-halloween-taffy

[Anonymous No.16437248]

>>16435793
mi negro

[Anonymous No.16437385]

>>16432466
incredible how it's managed to survive since before the depression

[Anonymous No.16437636]

>>16432620
How many calories ? Wax surely has none. They should make one with artificial sweeteners, would go well with diets.

[Anonymous No.16437638]

[Anonymous No.16437642]

>>16432481
Okay I never got the hate for these. They're fucking tasty as shit.
If it's how sticky they are then just soften them up by kneading them for a bit before opening the wrapper
>>16432666
They're alright. The chocolate ones are nice.
>>16435004
They're fine. The hate for this is mainly just retards bitching about America anyways
>>16435825
Actually shit though
>>16435916
They're decent. Not amazing but nowhere near bad or uneatble
>>16435979
The other fruit ones are legit great though

[Anonymous No.16437655]

Threads like this one are always funny because people post unpopular traditional candies that they think are gross. Then a bunch of people show up to say rude things to these people in defense of a shitty old candy that most people don't like.

[Anonymous No.16437683]

>>16435929
>cancer, arterial plaque and bronchitis is healthier than cavities
most retarded take of the day, you dumb motherfucker

[Anonymous No.16437691]

>>16437655
Maybe you just have shit taste, anon.

[Anonymous No.16437721]

>>16437691
Maybe you have great taste and you're an awesome person. I hope you have a really nice day!
:)

[Anonymous No.16437737]

>>16435793
What kind of evil gluten is Sin Gluten?

[Anonymous No.16437771]

>>16437737
It means “Gluten free”.

[Anonymous No.16438062]

>>16432666
explain to a yurofag how these taste, satan

[Anonymous No.16438096]

>>16437737
It's bad gluten. Very bad.

[Anonymous No.16438102]

>>16438062
Honey + sugar

[Anonymous No.16438110]

>>16438062
They taste like honey

[Anonymous No.16438122]

>>16438102
>>16438110
>When you blow the rims of empty bottles to the first four bars of “Just like Honey” by The Jesus and Mary Chain.

[Anonymous No.16438260]

>>16438062
they're apparently originally made with confectioner's sugar, bee's wax and honey, so just a sweet, sort of caramelly-creamy-waxy texture, kinda like marzipan. flavor vaguely honeyish but bastardized to a point where they just taste like candy corn. people are either ambivalent towards them, or fucking hate them. it's become a meme to like them in the past couple of years. personally i think they're alright

[Anonymous No.16438893]

>>16433360
chicken flavored candy cigarettes?

[Anonymous No.16438935]

>>16436905
tastes nothing like fish

[Anonymous No.16438950]

>>16436342
Never had these since i'm not a mutt, but candy locking your jaw together is the fucking greatest felling in the world.

[COLGATE No.16438951]

>>16438935
tastes exactly like swedes though

[Anonymous No.16439153]

>>16432466
Tootsie Roll will put out a box full of nothing but licorice flavored Dots but won't do the same for the green ones. Bastards.

[Anonymous No.16439156]

>>16435874
I love Homestar

[Anonymous No.16439173]

>>16435916
chocolate flavored wax

[Anonymous No.16439208]

>>16432466
Licorice is a pleb filter, my dubs cancel out your dubs

[Anonymous No.16439371]

>>16432481
fuck you, faggot

[Anonymous No.16440173]

>>16432666
If you get them fresh they are good

[Anonymous No.16441165]

>>16436408
babbys first time being a big boy on the internets. how cute.

[Anonymous No.16441647]

>>16434945
These are alright.
>>16434995
So are these.

[Anonymous No.16441663]

>>16432466
I use these as earplugs.

[Anonymous No.16441668]

>>16438062
Stale icing

[Anonymous No.16441673]

>>16437385
The regular nougat ones are great. You have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.16441681]

>>16432466
circus peanuts taste like ass
also fuck this new captcha

[Anonymous No.16441696]

>>16432466
Cancer thread, 95%+ candy is disgusting. I will contribute some

[Anonymous No.16441699]

>>16435916
okay, THESE are terrible, nothing else so far is actually objectively bad unlike these

[Anonymous No.16441702]

>>16438062
chewy sugar with a vaguely honey flavor. only people who hated trick or treaters but not enough to just leave the light off or slip some razor blades into a candied apple gave this shit out

[Anonymous No.16441822]

>>16438062
>>16432666
They actually taste fine. The issue with them is that the taste is such that it's only really enjoyable in small dosages (like maybe a semi-handful at a time) but they're sold in huge bags so you get sick of it really quickly.

[Anonymous No.16441838]

How was this shit or any banana flavored candy not the first post

[Anonymous No.16441839]

>>16437737
Ai anonimo, me hiciste reir!

[Anonymous No.16441840]

>>16441838
Cause it's tasty

[Anonymous No.16441975]

Great, another thread with american manchildren talking about candy.

Whats next? A thread about your favorite fast food chain?

Then after that? Dildos? Nigger cum?

Kill yourselves, i hope USA gets rangebanned

[Anonymous No.16441978]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like bruh and thot. When you say Martin Luther they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where BBC does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

[Anonymous No.16442018]

>>16441840
*Cause it's nasty

[Anonymous No.16442029]

>>16435004
Great post. It probably isn't the single worst candy out there, not by a long shot, but it's perplexing how ubiquitous these are. You can find plain Hershey bars in every single store and vending machine in America, but what kind of person, given the option, actually picks a Hershey over some other, better candy?

[Anonymous No.16442042]

Alright, I know this will be controversial, but here me out. I do understand the appeal of these, but I can't stand them personal. For one, and this is the biggest issue, they fucking demolish your teeth. Whenever I chew one, I'm terrified that the stickiness is going to rip a tooth right out of my mouth. Then there's always some chunk that gets stuck on your teeth and is impossible to remove for hours. The chocolate coating is thin and meh-tasting, and once that comes off you're left with this ultra-sticky flavorless hunk stuck in your mouth that you have to chew or suck on forever before you're finally able to swallow it. Just an unpleasant experience in every respect.

[Anonymous No.16442051]

>>16441978
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

[Anonymous No.16442471]

My old boss years back had a vendetta against these things. Would literally tell me every day how dogshit they are. Never ever tried them.

[Anonymous No.16442483]

>>16442471
They taste unnatural, not really like chocolate at all. They're okay.

[Anonymous No.16443362]

>>16436409
>tfw you tried smoking them with a lighter got a sugar rush from inhaling burnt chocolate and the paper they're wrapped in

[Anonymous No.16443588]

>>16434945
What is this? I've never seen it in my life.

[Anonymous No.16443593]

>>16443588
Zero? Oh... nothing...

[Anonymous No.16443718]

>>16442042
>YO MAN CAN I GET A BLUE JOLLY RANCHER?

[Anonymous No.16443784]

>>16433225
No it's because even though they are only ten percent of the candy population they commit 50 percent of the candy crime.

[Anonymous No.16443801]

>>16442471
these are better than m&ms

[Anonymous No.16444077]

Only really decent if you wolf down the entire little sleeve at once to get them to mix and produce a singular flavor instead of individual micro-non-flavors.

[Anonymous No.16444087]

>>16443588
Caramel, peanut, almond, white chocolate. It's really good.

[Anonymous No.16444096]

>>16444077
>flavor: sugar

>>16444087
Forgot nougat*

[Anonymous No.16444099]

>>16444096
It's not even sugar-flavored, it's sweet definitely but it's just a bit different and is this oddly tart taste that seems to mainly be from whatever they use to color teh damn thing.

[Anonymous No.16444115]

>>16432466
that grandma candy that's like rolled hard candy with little flowers and shit.
these >>16432481

>>16434903
>>16434918
>>16435916
These are all best candies.

[Anonymous No.16444166]

>>16444115
this shit. fuck these little faggots so much.

[Anonymous No.16444196]

Anything involving Hershey's. First time I was in America, I thought it was a rotten bar, then I thought it was a prank item. Everything you need to know about American "taste" can be learned by tasting Hershey's once.

[Anonymous No.16444214]

>>16444196
you haven't gone to america and you haven't eaten a hershey's bar, you're regurgitating information based on a copypaste you saw

americans have access to far more imported gourmet chocolate brands than you do. they aren't remotely hard to find either- multiple brands at every grocery and convenience store.

[Anonymous No.16444304]

>all the people itt complaining about "teeth being ripped out" by candy

maybe stop eating candy at all you fat fucks

[Anonymous No.16444313]

is Necco the most cursed candy manufacturer?

[Anonymous No.16444343]

>>16436008
fuck you

[Anonymous No.16444352]

>>16444214
And yet Hersheys prevails.

[Anonymous No.16444359]

>>16444352
Shit gets peddled hardest when it has money behind it.
Sadly, we live in a broken ass, corrupt consume more consuuuume Capitalist country.

[Anonymous No.16444365]

>>16444313
so THIS is why I've always called these vile things Mary Janes even though there is another almost as vile candy called Mary Janes

[Anonymous No.16444535]

>>16441822
Try mixing them with salted peanuts. Absolutely delicious together.

[Anonymous No.16444559]

>>16444352
You know why? Because it tastes fucking fine.

and it does not "prevail" it is not a huge market leader or anything

form your own opinions, loser online only personality builder.

[Anonymous No.16444565]

>>16444365
another one of the best candies.

[Anonymous No.16444588]

>>16444166
>try to take one
>lift entire bowl off the table

[Anonymous No.16444597]

>>16442471
they're like weird M&Ms, I don't dislike them, I'd never go out of my way for them either though and forgot they existed until this post

[Anonymous No.16444619]

>>16444588
things that 1000% happened

[Anonymous No.16444651]

>>16444597
they're like shitty m&ms with a garbo candy shell

[Anonymous No.16444824]

>>16444077
Sorry retard these are great, you're supposed to just roll them around in your mouth one by one to give you something to do without being so sweet it fatigues you. They have the same appeal as chewing gum or sunflower seeds, they're a great study snack

[Anonymous No.16445570]

>>16435669
the worst

[Anonymous No.16445577]

>>16435793
I had a friend from the congo that found the very existence of these hilarious. That was when he first moved to Madrid, maybe he doesnt think its so funny now

[Anonymous No.16445600]

>>16434903
theyre bland but not gross

[Anonymous No.16445644]

>>16444365
These are good, I hate you!

[Anonymous No.16445648]

>>16442471
They taste like Bailey alcohol.

[Anonymous No.16445704]

>>16433360
Step aside, pleb.

[Anonymous No.16445757]

>>16437161
OHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.16446012]

>>16445704
The average liquorice pipe enjoyer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

[Anonymous No.16446320]

>>16433360
This is for Australian children who were born in the 80s and 90s. They were forced to change the name and remove.the red tips much later.

[Anonymous No.16446503]

>>16444365
>produced with genetic engineering
0_o

[Anonymous No.16446536]

>>16444304
I dont eat chewy candy precisely because I dont like the feeling of my teeth being ripped out

[Anonymous No.16446592]

>>16446536
It might help if you brushed your teeth more

[Anonymous No.16446656]

>>16444619
he’s trying to be funny YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Anonymous No.16446830]

>>16432466
The Anglo destroys everything he touches.
Salmiak liquorice? Ohhh no, it's too delicious, let's make a cloyingly-sweet black type of wine gum and call it "liquorice".
Chocolate? Let's just remove the cocoa part. Sugar-flavored milk for everyone!
Cookies? Bah, who has time to mix ingredients together. Just cut slices from this premade dough sausage. Wouldn't want to put thought into what ingredients you like -- the factory has decided the optimal proportions!

[Anonymous No.16447242]

>>16446830
>Ohhh no, it's too delicious
LOL

[Anonymous No.16447432]

>>16436670
it's designed to be repulsive on purpose

[Anonymous No.16448098]

[Anonymous No.16448256]

>>16434903
doesn't the US army legit consider these cursed lol

[Anonymous No.16448569]

>>16446503
they're made of real little girls

[Anonymous No.16448581]

>>16432481
I forgot these existed, but I would kill you for a bag of them.

[Anonymous No.16448582]

>>16432666
I hope vegans know this one has animal products. And even non vegan should be aware it has some like bug spit gloss. Confectioners anything is nasty.

[Anonymous No.16448589]

>>16448098
Claeys candies are based, fuck you. Still all natural

[Anonymous No.16448590]

>>16434945
I will pee on everything you love.

[Anonymous No.16448595]

>>16448582
I'm of the belief that if you're fine with eating something without knowing what it is, it's silly to act grossed out after

Candy corn is shit for other reasons anyway though

[Anonymous No.16448603]

>>16448256
nah you're thinking of Charms
https://veteransbreakfastclub.org/unlucky-charms/

[Anonymous No.16448606]

>>16435979
I actually like the vanilla ones. I'm not gonna pretend it tastes like vanilla, but I really miss these from my childhood.

[Anonymous No.16448614]

>>16436795
Get raped by the California raisins, you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.16448619]

>>16448595
>>I'm of the belief that if you're fine with eating something without knowing what it is, it's silly to act grossed out after
What kind of dumb logic is this?

[Anonymous No.16448621]

>>16437385
I will personally fight you over this.

[Anonymous No.16448637]

>>16448619
If I thought it tasted fine and wasn't poisoned by it before I knew it was bug spit, why should I care after? I can get over some dumb psychological hangup about 'eww icky' if it is presented in a palatable form and I've already enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.16448902]

>>16441681
I rather enjoy eating my wife's ass. These things taste nothing like ass.

[Anonymous No.16449620]

>>16441975
0.1 seconds since a yurotard has mentioned BBC

[Anonymous No.16450657]

>>16448902
Based ass eater.

[Anonymous No.16450686]

[Anonymous No.16450704]

>>16441975
Those spaces....it's always cute when they come over and try out the n word for the first time.

[Anonymous No.16450779]

most patrician and distinguished candy coming through

[Anonymous No.16450788]

>>16441975
Yeah rangeban the US so 4chan is taken offline once and for all.

[Anonymous No.16450974]

>>16434903
I’ve heard this legitimately recommended as a staple snack for people with pica. You know, people who like to eat chalk and foam.

[Anonymous No.16451990]

>>16446320
I kneel.

[Anonymous No.16452246]

secretly i love this shit

isnt it made from deer vagina secretions or something nightmarish?

[Anonymous No.16452321]

>>16436448
>the tampered candy scare where some fag was either poisoning candy or putting needles in them
It's even worse than that, because it literally never fucking happened, it was hysteria over a hypothetical situation that, so far, has never once been a reality.
The event that started the scare was this kid who was killed by cyanide in his trick or treat candy. It eventually came to light that his dad killed him to collect life insurance, and covered it up by making it look like it was trick or treat candy.

[Anonymous No.16452345]

>>16452321
it happened once, it was the sherbert stick thing. he didnt manage to kill anyone but his own kids tho lmao

[Anonymous No.16452347]

>>16452345
>>16452321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O%27Bryan

[Anonymous No.16452382]

>>16432666
Burn them

[Anonymous No.16452386]

>>16452345
>>16452347
That's what I was talking about in the 2nd line. The dad poisoned some Pixy Stix and killed his son to collect Life Insurance.
He only actually gave out 1 Pixy Stix to a random person, the remaining 4 were given to his and his neighbor's children, as they were trick or treating together.
There has never been a case of somebody handing out poisoned candy to random kids just to cause chaos. This story is the closest to that idea being true.

[Anonymous No.16452399]

>>16452386
well he sorta did hand them out just to cause chaos, to cover up his crime. its pretty close.

and i used to rub my dick on the filters of a few smokes in my pack and keep them upside down. whenever someone i didnt like asked for a dart, bam. but i guess i never made that publicly aware when i was doing it, so no chaos

[Anonymous No.16452436]

>>16452399
I mean, there's at least somewhat of a point of giving it to a few others, so that it makes it less obvious that you poisoned your own kid (though, he was a fucking dumbass and covered it up terribly, so idk)
The point I'm making is that nobody's ever done something like the Tylenol Murders with candy.

[Anonymous No.16453088]

Fuck anyone that says Tootsie Rolls are garbage, I fucking love Tootsie Rolls

[Anonymous No.16453170]

>>16443362
I miss the old Monroe

[Anonymous No.16453180]

>>16452246
Beaver ass gland secretions, allegedly.

[Anonymous No.16453187]

>>16434775
what a psycho. glad you didn't get murdered.

[Anonymous No.16453230]

>>16435006
no

[Anonymous No.16453337]

>>16452321
>>16452347
>It eventually came to light that his dad killed him to collect life insurance
I never understood why the fuck you can get life insurance on a kid???

[Anonymous No.16454461]

>>16453337
For the same reason you get it on anyone. To defer medical costs in the event of something unforseen.

[Anonymous No.16454501]

>>16452246
Come home white man.

[Anonymous No.16454525]

>>16436693
>I just like to eat the sticks and throw away the dip.
oh shit I did this as a kid but I always did it secretly because I didn't want to look wasteful.

[Anonymous No.16454665]

>>16441838
These are my friend's favorite version. He's also engaged to a landwhale leftist so it checks out

[Anonymous No.16454689]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the all time BEST candy? It's unfortunate that it's a product of Canada, but it's still the best

[Anonymous No.16454841]

>>16434988
first time I've seen these in a fair, I bought one thinking it was just a solid chunk of sour apple flavored candy. never even touched them again.

[Anonymous No.16454913]

>>16444365
>PRODUCED WITH GENETIC ENGINEERING
Um..

[Anonymous No.16455013]

I honestly can't believe no one has mentioned this garbage yet. It's tolerable for the first 2 or 3 pieces, but past that point the novelty wears off and you're left with disgusting triangle shaped wax

[Anonymous No.16455064]

>>16455013
>I honestly can't believe no one has mentioned this garbage yet.
Seventh post ITT. I agree, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.16455065]

>>16455013
did you read the thread you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.16455071]

>>16432466
Black licorice is the original pleb filter

[Anonymous No.16455079]

>>16435004
Plain Hershey bars used to taste so good when I was a kid. They're horrible now.

[Anonymous No.16455317]

>>16444166
This is literally display candy that is just supposed to sit in the bowl, look pretty, and be dusted once a week. I would eat these as a child when ever we were forced to visit one of my decaying relatives. Everything other than the round peppermints were vile. (Captcha: 25GAY)

[Anonymous No.16455606]

>>16454689
it's just ok. inferior to nearly all other chocolate bar candy bars

[Anonymous No.16455614]

>>16454689
shit opinion. pic related is the best canadian candy

[Anonymous No.16455779]

>>16455614
Don't know if it's only Canadian but Crunchie is far superior

[Anonymous No.16455842]

>>16433360
>1994
>go with my dad to this local shoe store that also sells candy
>dad is getting his work boots resoled
>buys me a pack of chalky candy cigarettes
>we sit on the bench outside while my dad smokes his cigs, and I blow chalk dust out mine

[Anonymous No.16457070]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.16457076]

>>16432666
I do, the pumpkin ones in particular.

[Anonymous No.16457102]

>>16434918
>>16432666
>>16432481
>>16438260
>>16441681
>>16441838
>>16455013
Yuck. All disgusting.

>>16454689
>>16436905
Imagine being so retarded you go into a worst candy thread and start posting what you think are good candies. Seriously, how stupid do you have to BE to do such a thing? Do you go into cake threads and start talking about steaks? Do you go into the alcohol thread and start talking about coffee? Well, knowing how retarded you are yeah, you probably do. Do better.

[Anonymous No.16457403]

>>16434903
They stopped making these in 1940, we've been working through the backlog since then.

[Anonymous No.16457410]

>>16457102
autism: the post

[Anonymous No.16457946]

>>16455779
nah we have them in Australia too , Although I prefer a violet crumble

[Anonymous No.16458070]

>>16437385

Yeah, what's the deal with these being recommended to eat frozen? What in the name of sweet fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.16458075]

>>16444166
i like this though

[Anonymous No.16458121]

>>16447432
Like Hershey bars?

[Anonymous No.16458178]

>>16455065
the pierrot ones are good tho.

[Anonymous No.16458532]

>>16458178
actually good, or good enough to eat for lack of better options

[Anonymous No.16458538]

none of you have experienced true suck

[Anonymous No.16458546]

>>16435916
This is unironically one of my favorite candies lol

[Anonymous No.16458550]

>>16435979
>be kid
>think these are blue raspberry flavored
>eat one
>immense dissatisfaction

[Anonymous No.16458552]

>>16438950
Jolly ranchers are the best for this. The feeling of it is almost orgasmic

[Anonymous No.16458555]

>>16458538
mastic, what is that sabor

[Anonymous No.16458564]

>>16458555
it's sort of resiny

[Anonymous No.16458574]

whose fucking idea was this

[Anonymous No.16458606]

>>16453170
What's she like now?

[Anonymous No.16458989]

>>16458574
What texture do these things have? They look inedible, like a fridge magnet or something

[Anonymous No.16458993]

>>16458989
Hard and crunchy.

[Anonymous No.16459680]

>>16434918
you're not supposed to eat styrofoam peanuts

[Anonymous No.16459735]

>>16432666
My grandma would leave this out around Halloween. We'd have tons of people over. Never saw someone take any from the jar. Not even the dogs showed interest in it.

[Anonymous No.16460063]

don't mind me, just posting the very best.

[Anonymous No.16460091]

>>16450686
Used to love it when I was around 5 or 6 when my grandma would bring home those valentine chocolate pieces from this brand that probably came from some dollar store.
Forgive me for my shit taste.

[Anonymous No.16460121]

[Anonymous No.16460196]

Got these on a trip to Europe once. Huge mistake.

[Anonymous No.16461533]

>>16460121
Anon, I....
>>16460196
Are they suppose to taste like charcoal? What do they ACTUALLY taste like?

[Anonymous No.16461542]

>>16432481
I will brutalize you, cunt.

[Anonymous No.16461549]

>>16461533
Black licorice hard candy, filled with powdered spice. I think it was mainly cumin? Hard to remember, but it wasn't pleasant.

[Anonymous No.16461614]

>>16435542
You're what i imagine Mr. Bean would sound like if he came on 4chan

[Anonymous No.16461628]

>>16448603
lel, what a story

[Anonymous No.16461636]

>>16450779
>104 year old posting on the chon.
Enjoy your apple mush, gramps.

[Anonymous No.16461639]

>>16448902
>>16450657
Delicious ass.

[Anonymous No.16461668]

>>16435016
Mmmmm
Gotta wait until October for my yearly caramel apple, but looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.16462132]

>>16460121
This one wins.

[Anonymous No.16462245]

>>16444077
You're supposed to take the white ones, crush them into power and snort that shit

[Anonymous No.16462287]

>>16435224
>>16436824
>>16448590
>>16448621
>le redditposting samefag
please stop. what gave you the notion that these posts were worth making?

[Anonymous No.16462369]

>>16432466
shits so gross

[Anonymous No.16462503]

>>16460196
what the fuck is it? something about how the font looks maked me read it 'TURKISH REVEIYA'

[Anonymous No.16462605]

Haribo berries

[Anonymous No.16462614]

All of these black aniseed whatever they are.

[Anonymous No.16462617]

[Anonymous No.16462974]

>>16447432
its not its just rose water flavor which is not at all really a flavor for children
its Canadian and wasn't always Wonka and isn't anymore I think

[Anonymous No.16463056]

>>16455779
Don't like the feeling in my mouth and throat after these

[Anonymous No.16463131]

>>16458532
>had sexy busty au pair from czechoslovakia who would bring back a box of banana chocolate bars like these whenever she returned each year.
>they weren't like the modern, shit ones. these ones had like a banana-flacoured jelly inside throughout.
>still cannot find a match for these things 20 fucking years later, despite the acdent of the internet, globalization and easier international trade.
>same thing applies to lindt's fuellatine praline chocolate.
It sucks, royal.

[Anonymous No.16463135]

>>16462974
So you're telling me rose water taste like soap to americans ? Interesting

[Anonymous No.16463226]

>>16462369
Based. Only thing listed here that I've tried that I will actually 100% avoid

[Anonymous No.16463243]

>>16462614
These are good.

[Anonymous No.16463262]

>>16444166
These look good. I love the different colours and shapes.

What are they called?

[Anonymous No.16463269]

>>16446320
>gay time is OK but fags isn't
Funny considering fag is still smoking nomenclature but no one uses gay to mean happy

[Anonymous No.16463302]

>>16437638
I've never seen these before, but I imagine they would taste like Mike and Ike. Do they not?
Also my vote is for these. They're fucking heinous. All the kids in my class liked them, but I never understood why. Something about Cadbury's caramel is just blatantly wrong and I refuse to believe anything otherwise.

[Anonymous No.16463328]

>>16463262
We used to call it ribbon candy.

[Anonymous No.16463702]

>>16463302
Galaxy is far superior

[Anonymous No.16463719]

>>16436448
This. I distinctly remember not eating those because of that shit

[Anonymous No.16464160]

>>16452347
>As their investigation progressed, police learned that Ronald O'Bryan was over US$100,000 (equivalent to about $520,000 in 2020)
>$520,000 in 2020
Boomers had it so good

[Anonymous No.16464357]

>>16463302
I don't know what Ike and Mikes taste like since I am a eurofag. Hitschies just taste like sugar. They do not have a jelly consistency. More like Skittles but without the taste and not as chewy, way drier. Somewhere between marshmellow and skittles, but more skittle leaning.

[Anonymous No.16464366]

>>16464357
M&I are in import aisles in the UK (at quadruple price) - they're just kinda firm jellybeans.
They're actually pretty good, and have a good variety of impactful flavours, but obviously not really worth paying for at import prices

[Anonymous No.16464387]

>>16432466
>what if we glued two communion wafers together and filled it with a minuscule amount of sprinkles

[Anonymous No.16464398]

>>16464387
I forgot all about these. Christ almighty.