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Anonymous Wed Jul 14 14:58:41 2021 No.16422774 [Reply] [Original]

You are one a date with a cute girl you really like. You are taking a walk on hot summer afternoon, and sit in in a sympathetic little caffé.

What kind of coffee do you order to impress her with your refined taste?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:00:41 2021 No.16422779 esl go home

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:01:05 2021 No.16422781 >>16422774 >hot summer afternoon Nothing, it's too hot out and I don't want to ruin my sleep. I tell her, the coffee here is dogshit compared to the coffee I make at home. Then we go back to my place instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:01:14 2021 No.16422782 >>16422774 I invent a new one, Irish affogato

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:01:43 2021 No.16422785 Doesn't matter what coffee she has, I already killed her with a hammer before we even got to the cafe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:03:10 2021 No.16422790 >>16422781 >>16422785 I'm just tryin to find out how /ck/ like his coffee, forget about the story

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:13:22 2021 No.16422816 >>16422781 No you don't. You've gone too fast and proved you're only interested in one thing so she goes to her own home and ghosts you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:33:38 2021 No.16422879 >>16422774 >You are one a date with a cute girl No. I hate all women except my mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 15:47:31 2021 No.16422915 >>16422816 Cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 18:16:27 2021 No.16423398 >>16422785 B-Based!?

Anonymous Wed Jul 14 19:05:05 2021 No.16423639

>We take a seat at the table
>She begins to look at the menu
>I simply do not need to look
>The waitress comes over and asks if we are ready to order
>My date begins to say "can I have.."
>I cut her off "an espresso for me, a latte for the lady"
>The waitress is silenced, she cannot believe the oppression she has just witnessed
>I turn to my date, her cheeks burning red, her hands trembling
>She has never been subjected to anything like this and does not know how to react to such raw power and control
>My penis is visibly throbbing through my pants
>The summer air is heavy with the scent of patriarchy
>All around the cafe men are grinning, their penises begin to throb also
>I ask my date "is that ok?"
>Lips trembling, she manages to say "th..th..thanks"
>I lean in and whisper gently, "it was my privilege"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 19:18:05 2021 No.16423715 File: 1.99 MB, 330x357, 1625242162944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423639 havent keked this hard in some time anon, thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 21:26:48 2021 No.16424196 File: 75 KB, 800x720, 1605722654630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423639 Good. Very good.

Anonymous Wed Jul 14 21:58:56 2021 No.16424328

>>16422785
"You're scared? I have to walk home from the café alone."

I'm probably getting a cuban if it's an option, a cortado if it's not, and a big glass of water. I don't care if she thinks it's refined or not, I just enjoy both of these things - no point in giving her a false impression of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 23:02:11 2021 No.16424586 Normally I would just get a flat white but if it's to impress a lady I'll have it black, no sugar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 23:04:11 2021 No.16424594 >>16422774 It's 100 degrees out who the fuck drinks coffee? I guess an iced coffee

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 23:05:35 2021 No.16424599 >>16422785 Fuck off Maxwell

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 02:22:06 2021 No.16425165 >>16424594 People who are inside lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 02:41:42 2021 No.16425205 I love black coffee but it fucks up my sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 02:44:31 2021 No.16425212 >Coffee. >Black. >Neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 02:46:32 2021 No.16425218 >>16422774 i get a caffe mocha, with whole milk and a light roast. this is the only coffee i drink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 02:52:46 2021 No.16425224 >>16423639 >"it was my privilege" I have seen one these since the summer of 2013

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 03:54:23 2021 No.16425333 nigger what the fuck is a sympathetic cafe

Anonymous Thu Jul 15 04:27:40 2021 No.16425394
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>>16422774
She's too young to appreciate the bitterness of coffee, but she wants to impress me with how "adult" she's being, so I get her whatever trendy coffee-flavored sugar drink with whipped cream is in season.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 04:39:17 2021 No.16425419 >>16422774 i dont order coffee i order steak

Anonymous Thu Jul 15 05:28:21 2021 No.16425480

>>16422774
White coffee made with COLD milk. None of this steamed shit. I wanna drink the fucking thing, not sit there waiting if it's done cooling down.

OOH IT'S BEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES MAYBE I'LL HAVE A CHEEKY SNEAKY SIP-OOPS JUST SCALDED TEN LAYERS OFF MY TONGUE HAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 05:39:48 2021 No.16425499 >>16422774 I don't drink coffee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 06:13:46 2021 No.16425551 >>16422774 Uh, double espresso, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 06:15:55 2021 No.16425557 >>16422774 i drink it black i dont care what she thinks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 06:18:42 2021 No.16425560 >>16422774 I order a cappuccino, because i like cappuccino's and i don't give a single shit if my order impresses her or not because I'm not a little bitch who craves validation and admiration

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 06:21:42 2021 No.16425564 >>16423639 Aww yeah. This takes me back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 06:24:03 2021 No.16425571 >>16424599 based macca enjoyer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 06:57:18 2021 No.16425617 File: 1.47 MB, 400x560, 1626017293931.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422774 Tea

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 07:08:22 2021 No.16425639 File: 7 KB, 175x175, 1357914223005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16422774 Flat White. If she doesn't also order a flat white i'm doing a root & boot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 07:38:12 2021 No.16425683 It doesn't matter what you order you're either getting a latte or a latte with chocolate dust. Whenever you're feeling down think about the feeling of relief and thankfulness you get when you order a flat white when it arrives it's actually flat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 09:10:34 2021 No.16425867 >>16425639 >>16425683 Is the flat white the perfect test for both a new coffeeshop and a new woman? Why does a drink so beautiful, yet so simple, filter the rest of the population so hard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 09:18:48 2021 No.16425884 >>16422774 i don't drink coffe. i don't care about impressing a whore with my refined taste, as if she were able to comprehend it in the first place. i'd probably order tea or hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 09:33:28 2021 No.16425917 File: 91 KB, 996x682, 1599729257739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423639 magnificent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 09:49:17 2021 No.16425959 >>16422774 Date with a cute girl? My boyfriend gets blacked coffee, I get some sort of tea

Anonymous Thu Jul 15 10:43:58 2021 No.16426135

I'm 172cm / barely 5'8" in Germany and I gave up on women a long long time ago

>bro but there are some wombyn shorter than you!!!

Yes, and they are the ones that discriminate against manlets the most, not unusual to see a 5'2" femlet with some 6'4" guy who is a complete deadbeat with no future, who she is with JUST because of his height, wombyn only care about 3 things, HEIGHT, maybe face, maybe frame, but HEIGHT is the most important thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 11:08:30 2021 No.16426211 >>16423639 Vintage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 11:17:00 2021 No.16426236 File: 1.50 MB, 680x629, GabeN_Chuckle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16423639 been a while since I've seen one of these, beautiful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 11:23:35 2021 No.16426259 Women decide whether you're getting fucked within the first 5 minutes of the night and your fate is sealed by the time you talk to the barista. If your goal is to impress her on the date, you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 11:30:11 2021 No.16426288 >>16426135 I'm 6'4, 31 years old, and I have never had a girlfriend. Height is a cope for short people who want an excuse for not trying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 11:57:11 2021 No.16426369 >>16422774 >"An Irish Coffee for me and the same for the lady, but without the coffee. I wanna go pound her ass tonight and need her properly drunk so will let me."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 12:02:45 2021 No.16426387 Cold brew tonic, delicious as fuck and will impress her. After that, a coffee negroni while she gets a gin and tonic and we enjoy the sunset together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 14:05:39 2021 No.16426797 >>16426387 >>16426369 >>16422782 >>16425419 It sounds like cafés are fucking tits where you guys are. Ours serve coffee and tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 15:46:21 2021 No.16427173 >>16425333 In German, "sympathisch" means 'likable, affable, cozy' etc. A typical mistake to think it's the same in English.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 16:00:25 2021 No.16427222 One marochino for me and a mocha with extra chocolate for the lady

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 16:39:47 2021 No.16427374 >>16422879 This is very based yet no one acknowledged it

Anonymous Thu Jul 15 20:06:08 2021 No.16428068
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>>16422774
I don't drink coffee, tea, or any caffeinated drinks. The last time I went to Starbucks was because my buddy wanted something, i got hungry and ordered one of their expensive sandwiches. It was OK I guess. Will girls think I'm a weirdo because I don't drink over priced, sugary coffee drinks every day of my life? I've also noticed that a lot of girls state their obsession of "margs" (margaritas) in their dating profiles, and I don't drink liquor either. The last time I had any liquor was when I was 17 and discovered I'm allergic. Does this mean I'm at a severe disadvantage when it comes to dating? I'm not gonna be very much fun if we're going to get coffee or a bar or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 20:16:54 2021 No.16428100 >>16428068 Yes, people will rightfully think you're a weirdo if you're afraid of caffeine

Anonymous Thu Jul 15 20:26:05 2021 No.16428129

>>16422774
Nice try. Girls aren't looking to be impressed at coffee shops. Order black coffee and get her to convince you to let her try her sugary abomination, then be all surprised that it tastes good, like you're too manly to like sweet things but actually you might.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 20:32:58 2021 No.16428150 >>16422774 >coffee >espresso What is the difference?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 15 20:35:25 2021 No.16428157 >>16428150 At a cafe, "coffee" is probably from a drip machine.

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