Your dream restaurant concept

[Anonymous No.16415973]

I want to hear it. Whether this means a place that you run or a place you just want to frequent - what does it look like?

>for me
For me it would be a classic red sauce restaurant using all of my grandmothers incredible recipes. There would only be like 5 tables and there would just be three of us, one waiter, one cook, one dishwasher. Small menu, red/white table clothes, wood chairs, house wine, reservation only.

[Anonymous No.16415985]

>>16415973
I'm not a vegetarian but I'd like to run a vegetarian restaurant because most restaurants suck at preparing vegetables well. They try to mimic meat or serve it as a salad/steamed. I'd specialize in hearty vegetables - eggplant, mushrooms, squash, zucchini, etc, and cram them up my ass.

[Anonymous No.16415987]

Japanese fusion cuisine, with lots of young women chained to the walls for me to violate

[Anonymous No.16416000]

>>16415973
Already exists.
Waffle House
Everything else is just unnecessary fluff

[Anonymous No.16416035]

It's a burger joint. All of the waitresses are very tall (at least 6 ft). They treat you rudely and bully you. If you back talk, they spit into your food. Like, right in front of you. Also they spit on you as well. You have to pay 30% tip and if you don't they beat you until you do.

[Anonymous No.16416051]

a below-ground pub called 'the basement' which is vaguely dnd themed, dingy, and has standard pub fare that are all labeled with fanciful dnd-ish names. 'the mindflayer' is muy thai or whatever made with mid-to-bottom shelf.

[Anonymous No.16416053]

>>16415973
McDonald's
simple as

[Anonymous No.16416076]

>>16415985
>and cram them up my ass.
o-oh

>>16415987
>o-oh

>>16416035
>o-oh

>>16416051
>o-oh

why are all of you like this

[Anonymous No.16416083]

>>16416076
do you have a fucking problem faggot? i bet you dont even let women shit on you. fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.16416095]

>>16415973
My dream restaurant is first a distillery / brewery. They specialize in meads and gruit and avoid using estrogenic hops in all their brews.

They primarily serve all you can eat slow roasted pork, seasonal fruits / pies, salted fish, smoked meats, and cheeses. They have stews and breads as well. Everything is in the style of an ancient mead hall.

[Anonymous No.16416101]

>>16416095
sounds ultra based my friend

[Anonymous No.16416118]

just one that has an area where you can sit away from the rest of the fags. yes i want to sit like tony soprano in an olive garden i don't fuckin care

[Anonymous No.16416145]

My name is Patricia. I've always wanted to open an upscale Thai place and call it Pat Thai.

[Anonymous No.16416150]

>>16416118
will you be violently stabbing your penne as well?

[Anonymous No.16416152]

>>16416150
if the moment warrants it, sure

[Anonymous No.16416162]

>>16416152
will there be a dildo in your asshole whilest?

[Anonymous No.16416178]

Small place that has a different menu everyday. Lunch is like meal set options, and one of them is a salad. Dinner is the same way. No appetizers just a fresh baguette and good butter for the table. Drinks would be water, tea, coffee,, wine and beer matched to the dish, fruit juices, and coke(but no other soft drinks). Bread, butter, and a pitcher of ice water will be at the table when you sit.

Lunches and dinners are two different prices, but the price is the same no matter what you pick for lunch or dinner. So you go there knowing dinner will always be X per person.

No tipping and the wait staff leave you alone after seating you and handling the drink order. You use a button at the table to summon them.

[Anonymous No.16416180]

>>16416145
All Patricias are fat, and since you're on 4chan I assume you're no exception.

[Anonymous No.16416185]

>>16416178
this kind of sounds like autism but i like it

[Anonymous No.16416189]

>>16416178
I would go to your restaurant and I would be sure to tip your waiters.

[Anonymous No.16416198]

>>16416189
>would there be a dildo in your asshole whilest?

[Anonymous No.16416222]

>>16416162
i...don't think tony did that

[Anonymous No.16416242]

>>16415973
I think it would be fun to work at a restaurant with no menu--the chef just serves you whatever the hell he feels like cooking.

[Anonymous No.16416243]

>>16416035
can they piss in my mouth if I want hydration?

[Anonymous No.16416325]

I would like a small place where I could experiment with weekly menus. For regulars or new folks I'd keep a few standard items like a burger, pasta primavera, salad, and falafel. But then I'd switch up with a weekly selection (maybe monthly to keep the supply chain / cost more steady) where I'd make one item with two or three different flavor options: Pizza, hummus, fried rice, an omelette, pie, quiche... whatever strikes my fancy.

I'd do lunch and dinner, 'cause I'm not a morning person. I always thought an option of ordering ahead for a pickup lunch would be a nice option. Something like, you pay for a weeks worth of lunches and I'd give you a re-usable container, then discount your next pickup if you bring it back.

[Anonymous No.16416410]

>>16416325
sounds very nice anon

[Anonymous No.16416420]

Stuff like this in general. Everywhere else is pizza pasta fried shit

[Anonymous No.16416424]

Classic donut shop with a lunch menu.

[Anonymous No.16416433]

It's called mini's and everything is mini. We heavily advertise the gimmick and attract dumb women to take Instagram pictures of their mini meals

[Anonymous No.16416453]

I think a 24/7 New York style pizza place would be great in a college town. And maybe also serve potstickers because those are also great drunk food.
I also think it’d be fun to run a pizza place in my hometown because I know I have and could easily consistently make better pizza than any other place around

[Anonymous No.16416457]

A restaurant that’s like I diner but you sit in a recliner and get baked while watching hogan’s heroes. All I want to do is eat breakfast food and get baked while watching hogans heroes.

[Anonymous No.16416462]

>>16416457

[Anonymous No.16416470]

>>16416457
Doesn't this describe 90% of weed cafes minus the hogan's heroes part?

[Anonymous No.16416472]

posted this last time but nobody remarked on how good of an idea it is
food truck that sells INCREDIBLE grilled cheese sandwiches and NOTHING else. the truck would be unmarked and change location every day .it would be a fun little challenge for the locals to find it every day

[Anonymous No.16416476]

a pizza place where you make the pizza yourself

[Anonymous No.16416484]

I'd like to open a tropical themed restaurant where all the waitstaff have leprosy. I'd call it "Fingers".

[Anonymous No.16416486]

Daily menu based off of the fresh produce gotten from local vendors
everything from scratch
mill our own flour, even produce our own yeast.
fementation pickles all in house, sauerkraut etc...
burgers are fresh ground.
Soup/noddle kart
make fresh noodles and broth mainly with veg.
we distill our own water.
make fresh mozz and paneer

When ever we serve meat we make a show of it slaughtering butchering and cooking the animal.

[Anonymous No.16416497]

>>16416486
>When ever we serve meat we make a show of it slaughtering butchering and cooking the animal.
There is no better way to work up an appetite than this.

[Anonymous No.16416506]

>>16416462
thats not hogans heroes.

[Anonymous No.16416517]

>>16416472
I just google 'grilled cheese food truck' and there's already a fuckload of them. just go do it.

[Anonymous No.16416549]

>>16415973
ketchup restaurant

[Anonymous No.16416555]

>>16415973
There's no menu. We tell you what we're going to serve you, based on how you look.

[Anonymous No.16416566]

>>16416433

[Anonymous No.16416657]

>>16415973
Watch Midnight Diner on Netflix

[Anonymous No.16416659]

>>16415973
A dirty burger joint where all the girls who serve you are fat girls

[Anonymous No.16416683]

>>16416659
will the waitresses accidentally bump their huge asses on a regular basis?

[Anonymous No.16416695]

>>16416517
first you have to tell me it's a good idea. did you read the part about it being an unmarked truck that MOVES. say it's a good idea and original and I will go do it

[Anonymous No.16416709]

>>16416659
Do you not live in America? There are like...80 of those in my small town.

[Anonymous No.16416762]

A small shakshuka restaurant that has different options for ingredients / toppings. A chipotle for shakshuka. That or a carne asada fries place that only sells "carne asada" fries done different ways. (chicken, chorizo, etc)

[Anonymous No.16416945]

>>16416095
I'd happily spend my money there

[Anonymous No.16416947]

just a normal restaurant with normal foods, but you are given a VR helmet and when you are eating there it makes it seem like you have friends with you

[Anonymous No.16417004]

i want to open a 50's style dinner that serves only hotdogs and has a soda bar and all the waitresses are 75 or older and wear poodle skirts and big wigs

[Anonymous No.16417177]

Man, I just wish they'd open an Erbert & Gerbert's where I live now. I used to go there just about every day for lunch, and now that I moved where there isn't one anymore, I really miss it.

[Anonymous No.16417310]

>>16416433
Based and redpilled dubs enterpreneur anon