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I making chili

>> No.16391876

A mirepoix isn't typically used as a chili base, but I'm interested in seeing where this goes

>> No.16391889

>>16391841
Bump, looks like an interesting base. Yellow bell peppers?

>> No.16391901

>>16391841
No, no you are not.

>> No.16391917

I'm not seeing any beans

>> No.16391919

>>16391841
False.

>> No.16391928
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>>16391841
I add da meat

>> No.16391954
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>>16391928
I add da tomatoes

>> No.16391974

>>16391841
Looks like the beginnings of a chicken soup!!
Personally, I would never add celery and carrot to chili. Don't you have some more peppers?

>> No.16391988
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>>16391917
DA BEANS

>> No.16392004

Seems interesting. I wouldn't knock it until I tried it myself.

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>>16391841
I add da secret ingredient X

>> No.16392035

>>16391974
for real
mirepoix doesn’t belong in chili, maybe holy trinity but I don’t see a situation where I’d want celery in my chili

>> No.16392125

>>16392035
>>16391876
>>16391841
why are you using a mirepoix as a base? is this jack?

>> No.16392131

>>16391928
>raw ground meat
hmmmm
>celery
hmmmmmmmmm

>> No.16392152

>>16392035
Celery improves literally every slow simmered dish.

>> No.16392197

>>16392029
now youre just fucking with us.

>> No.16392207

>>16392152
no

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how can you fuck up something so simple

>> No.16392239
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>>16391841
>carrot

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.16392240

>>16391988
Based and beanpilled

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>>16391988
Oh baby give me those beans

>> No.16392460

>>16391841
hmmm all that carrot is gonna make this sweet as fuck. what are you seasoning with OP? hope its not just the hot sauce

>> No.16392467

>>16391954
Those tomatoes look off

>> No.16392589

>>16391954
god that meat is just gray. you're gonna die

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>>16391928
update: OP is shitting his vital organs out

>> No.16392785

I make chilli with a mirepoix too, roughly 3:1:1 onion:carrot:celery. Trick is to get the veggies a whole lot smaller, the carrots and celery especially. I guess it's more of a soffritto. Saute them in butter or olive oil. Add ~1/4 cup of tomato paste and caramelize that. Then go in with the rest of the ingredients. Ideally the beef would be cubed and browned in the pot before all this so the addition of liquid from the tomatoes deglazes the pot.

>> No.16392797

>>16392029
Worst. Chili. Ever.

>> No.16392804

>>16392785
This being said, OP's chili looks bleak.

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>>16391841
ohhhh shit "we doin it live", better keep it classy anon!

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>>16392029
what is this shit? why didn't you brown anything you absolute fucking dolt? you're a bad cook and you should feel ashamed.

>> No.16393294

>>16391928
the meat is grey: you should fry it until it's brown.

>> No.16394375

this is OP i'm still alive and the chili was delicious

>> No.16394402

>>16394375
What do the leftovers look like?

>> No.16394419

>>16391876
>>16392125
>>16392035
Fucking lol. Did you just want to show us that you know what a mirepoix is? It's a universal starter for soups and stews, you can use it for literally anything you want.
>B-b-but you're not allowed to put carrots or celery into chili!!!
Says who? Where is this rule written?
>>16393020
>throw away the packet of premixed spices and just buy every spice individually so that you can recreate the packet
now that's reddit

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>>16394402
like dis

>> No.16394564

>>16393020
go back

>> No.16394614

>>16394446
well i hope it tastes better then it looks
hope you don't die from that rancid meat and spoiled tomatoes

>> No.16394621

>>16394446
Doesn't look appetising at all.

>> No.16394630

>>16394419
no. nigger. id rather say one word then three. if ur op, then ur a retard and ur cooking sucks. get off /ck/ and eat glue pussy

>> No.16394764

>>16394419
>throw away the packet of premixed spices and just buy every spice individually so that you can recreate the packet
its even funnier because the premix and solo spices were the same brand

>> No.16396004

>>16391841
>>16391928
>>16391954
>>16391988
>carrots
>no browning on the meat
>watery
>no seasoning whatsoever
>no fucking salt
what youve made is inedible for so many reasons

>> No.16396028

>>16392239
>>carrot
looks like orange peppers to me

>> No.16396046

>>16394764
It practically predates reddit, almost classic /ck/ when rage comics were losing their relevance. He made an entire book of the same style, and it's as awful as you can imagine.

>> No.16396157

>>16394419
>Insinuating mirepoix is some kind of obscure, high-IQ term
You are too dangerously retarded to be left alone in a kitchen

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>>16396046
He's still fucking doing it 7 years later, this is from last month

>> No.16396317

>>16391876
>>16391974
>>16392035
>>16392125
>>16392785
>>16394419
I am john Chille the inventor of chili and I say Mary poi doesn't belong in chili. Also beans do.

>> No.16396580

>>16394630
>id rather say one word then three.
you might have an extra chromosome
>>16396157
>all those words for "no u!!"
kek. next time be less gay

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>not browning the meat before

>> No.16396611

>>16396209
Jesus, why did you have to tell me he hadn't died when his relevance faded 7 years ago?

>> No.16397165

>>16396209
>pesto
>putting mayo on the outside but not inside the sandwich
>"garlic salt"
>steel pan
>tomatoes
>frying the tomatoes to force them into the recipe
>"if this piece of shit doesn't turn out to be an actual grilled cheese, just put it in the microwave"
what the fuck......

>> No.16397175

Ok so you made chili. Let us know when you make Texas red

>> No.16397198

>>16393020
you can tell the guy that originally posted this must have above 100k Karma on reddit

>> No.16397299

>>16397175
Many men had tried to make it, and that many men were dead.

>> No.16398525

>>16397198
i-is there something wrong with that???

>> No.16398612

I’m making a chili with all the shit I had left in the fridge and pantry, which was a can crushed tomatoes and a can of kidney beans. I think I added too much water and don’t have any flour or anything tk thicken it up. Hoping it burns off or else I’m gonna be having ground beef soup

>> No.16398691

>>16392029
>making chili without any chilis?
i'm afraid this is beef and bean stew

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>>16398525
Inoperable

>> No.16400155

>>16394375
I mean if you like it, more power to you. That said, you are a terrible cook and that is not chili. Do us all a favor and die in a fire.

>> No.16400178

>>16391988
those are some big beans

>> No.16401898

>>16391841
No you're not

T. Texan