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16379540

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:31:37 2021 No.16379540 [Reply] [Original]

Got me some liverwurst today

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:32:44 2021 No.16379548 >>16379540 Good job Anon! Did you also remember your anus wiping lessons today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:34:04 2021 No.16379554 >>16379548 Yep. Wipe from bottom to top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:34:59 2021 No.16379559 >>16379554 That's right. The shit gives the balls a protective layer that is sturdy enough to prevent mosquito bites.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:36:03 2021 No.16379566 >>16379559 I know. Some people my complain about the smell but fuck em.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:37:39 2021 No.16379576 >>16379566 Some people are blissfully unaware of the semen stealing capabilities of the mosquito. That's why they're sterile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:39:38 2021 No.16379583 >>16379566 *might

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:41:22 2021 No.16379591 >>16379576 The only place I cum is in my sock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:42:26 2021 No.16379594 >>16379576 >>16379591 my cum sock that is, not my regular work ones

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:43:51 2021 No.16379604 >>16379591 >>16379594 After a wank I take a syringe and clean my mess, then I inject it into my dog's balls for safekeeping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:45:44 2021 No.16379612 >>16379604 wow, you're kinda weird tbqh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:46:50 2021 No.16379621 >>16379612 Well, hear me out. He's more likely to breed with a white woman than me. So that way I'll have a son or daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:52:47 2021 No.16379649 File: 359 KB, 1080x1029, 20210703_015241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16379621 yikes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 00:10:46 2021 No.16379758 File: 171 KB, 396x423, 1468978981542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there are "days" in which he doesn't have liverwurst

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 00:38:55 2021 No.16379891 Anime is gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 02:57:51 2021 No.16380297 >>16379554 Get a bidet you fucking savage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 03:02:22 2021 No.16380316 >>16379540 I got me some real fresh liver today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 03:19:55 2021 No.16380371 >>16379540 why did they draw that dog to look like david bowie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 03:43:42 2021 No.16380426 >>16379540 Heck yeah brother ma always said you gotta eat the body part you want to strengthen always have some liverwurst with mustard and onions after a heavy day drinking and my livers going just fine I'll tell ya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:57:25 2021 No.16382115 >>16379540 monke

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:58:52 2021 No.16382120 File: 394 KB, 560x524, sieg gamer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16379891 zeke is forever