/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16376540]

Got the original Italian. 8 inches. $10.00. More meat than Subway but not better. Overpriced garbage. Never going back.

[Anonymous No.16376553]

don't care didn't ask, plus you're probably white

[Anonymous No.16376555]

>>16376540
>8 inches
>meat
You're really laying it up there OP, but imma leave this one for someone else

[Anonymous No.16376560]

>>16376540
Everything is better than Subway.

[Anonymous No.16376571]

>>16376540
You’re an idiot. Jersey mikes regular cold sandwiches are stupid. The hot sandwiches are where it’s at.

Btw, it’s not anyone else’s problem if you miss out

[Anonymous No.16376572]

>>16376553
based

[Anonymous No.16376573]

>>16376540
Do you think you're the main character of life or something?

[Anonymous No.16376592]

>>16376553
For real tho does the last part matter? Unless you are refering to white people's inherent fear of adding any spices to their food, in which case carry on.

[Anonymous No.16376609]

>>16376540
Based. I go to a local italian deli where I get a giant sub with a half pound of premiim meat for 8 dollars. I'm not even sure how they keep the doors open at those prices. Every time I go to jersey Mike's I'm appalled at how expensive it is for what little you get. And to top it all off they have the audacity to ask you for a tip before they've made your sandwich. So I feel obligated as to not have my meal tampered with.

[Anonymous No.16376630]

>>16376555
there is no coherent play on words that could work here, which is why you didnt do it yourself, you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16376651]

>>16376630
>I've got 8 inches of meat for ya right here, big boy
easy

[Anonymous No.16376677]

>More meat than Subway but not better

9/10 b8. I would take you seriously if I hadn't been there. Go to /b/ with this shit.

[Anonymous No.16376680]

>>16376540
post a picture of the actual sandwich wtf are you doing this is amateur shit

[Anonymous No.16376693]

>>16376540
I won't touch Jersey Mike's or Firehouse subs.
Both of these fuckstick sub shops ONLY have provolone. What the actual fuck is wrong with them?

I'm not AGAINST provolone, but to have that as your ONLY cheese? No substitutions available, you either get no cheese, or you get provolone.

Fucking retarded, I refuse to buy from them on principle alone.

[Anonymous No.16376695]

>>16376630
>don't act like you didn't enjoy 8 inches of meat OP
you're the simple minded retard

[Anonymous No.16376741]

>>16376540
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.16376756]

>>16376695
Not him but you can barely speak English so I wouldn't be talking shit.

[Anonymous No.16376763]

>>16376540
How can you not be better than Subway?

[Anonymous No.16376765]

>>16376630
>how come OP? 8 inches of meat is usually right up you alley
How fucking stupid are you

[Anonymous No.16376784]

>>16376756
English is my third language. How many do you speak? That moron couldn't make a stupid joke out of that, probably you couldn't neither

[Anonymous No.16376806]

>>16376630
>sorry to hear that OP, but maybe you would enjoy these 8 inches of meat

[Anonymous No.16376815]

>>16376540
Yeah, I bet you got it "Mike's way" you dirty dirty boi

[Anonymous No.16376818]

>>16376784
hablo cinco idiomas diferentes

[Anonymous No.16376823]

>>16376540
>but not better
that's where you're wrong
subway is for fucking subhuman moron idiots
worst fucking food on the fucking planet
fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16376835]

>>16376818
Good for you, now shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.16376868]

>>16376693
Yup, you're telling me you can offer 5-8+ different proteins, you can have a dozen veggies or sauces, but you cant offer more than ONE type of cheese?
insane.

[Anonymous No.16376885]

>>16376630
>I'm glad Mike gave you his 8 inches for $10.00. Next time try Jared's $6 footlong. I hear they're running a special. Kids eat free!

[Anonymous No.16377089]

>>16376609

[Foreverial Tied up Jake No.16377095]

>>16376630
remarkably effective bait. seraphim time.

[Anonymous No.16377348]

>>16376540
I got a chicken cheese steak once and there was a gigantic black hair I had to pull out of my mouth. Never went back.

[Anonymous No.16377409]

>>16377089
Women were a fucking mistake. Look at how childish and selfish the redditors replying are, too. If you buy food for a party, you buy it for the party. I expect people to eat as many servings as they want of the food I provide, and appreciate if they enjoy it enough to go back for more. Same goes for drinks. Dinner parties are about being generous with your time and your resources in order to provide everyone who attends a pleasant experience. In fact, I eat so little that most of my guests have 3-5 times the portion of the meals I slaved over for hours. For fucks sake it's not even like the bitch made the sandwich herself.

If you're inferring that I'm fat because I like the deli that has great prices and generous portions, I usually eat it as my one meal that day, and over the course of an hour or two. I think they're still probably only 1000 calories. I don't get anything cured or high calorie. Roast beef or a turkey club.
/blog

[Anonymous No.16377412]

>>16376630
>last night i 8 inch'd your meat

[Larry Koopå No.16377417]

>>16376540

[Anonymous No.16377430]

>>16376630
Yo I hear mike from jersey puts a lotta meat in his submarine sandwiches. You should see the 8 inch slices of French bread he serves 'em on, too!

[Anonymous No.16377447]

I only go to Mikes with coupons, it's still too expensive. I do get a free meal on my birthday since I'm on their mailing list.

[Anonymous No.16377452]

pretty sure its a hoagie in jersey

[Anonymous No.16377474]

>>16377089

lol that was a set up. they knew exactly what they were doing and waited until the deal was sealed before going after him. he should go out to that same deli, get a big ass sandwich, take a picture of himself eating it and send it to all them with the message "u mad?"

[Anonymous No.16377513]

>>16377089
holy shit I never saw the picture of the sub

[Anonymous No.16377588]

>>16377409
Imagine being this fucking retarded

If you bought food for your party and one person ate 80% of it, while the rest of your guests went hungry, you would think that's totally fine?

[Anonymous No.16377592]

>>16377089
/r/amitheasshole has replaced Jerry Springer for me for trash content.

[Anonymous No.16377599]

>posts the bag
>not the sandwich
yeah I bet you like 8 inches of meat OP

[Anonymous No.16377607]

>>16377474
Oh yeah, this was a targeted hit on my boy for sure, but to be fair they might just be trying to save his life by shaming him into getting his eating under control with some tough love

[Anonymous No.16377681]

>>16377588
He waited hours and apparently asked but nobody answered him. And he didn't sit down with the entire thing at once. Doesn't really matter. He offered to buy pizza or subs if anyone else was hungry and the cunt goes nooooo my friend made this speshul sandwich its irreplaceable!!! Cunts being cunts. You're also a cunt.

[Anonymous No.16377711]

>>16377409
ok fatty

[Anonymous No.16377713]

>>16377681
Also, if you know your fat friend loves eating, you better make sure you have enough food to fill him up. If I know my friend drinks a 12 pack of beer in a night, I make sure he's got his own 12 pack. Parties are for your guests. You should read a book or two about hosting. If you don't have the cash, don't host. Have your own party by yourself and eat your food however the fuck you want to. I have a feeling this cunt just wanted to buy the sandwich for for Instagram likes and hates how his friends take attention away from her so she decided to blow everything out of proportion like a typical hole.

[Anonymous No.16377725]

>>16377711
Sure thing pal

[Anonymous No.16377728]

>>16376540
Just go to an Italian deli and get a sub from there, usually like $9-$10 and always better than these chain restaurants who mainly employ American teenagers, not exactly known for their culinary prowess or understanding of cooking in general. I mean, making your own is always optimal but finding decent bread in the US seems almost impossible, st least in LA — where the fuck are there any decent or better bakeries in the greater LA area!!?

The whiteness of American bread has reached Finnish levels, fml.

[Anonymous No.16377744]

>>16376756
>Does not use punctuation at all.
>Proceeds to criticize random stranger on the internet's perfectly fine English.
>Does not have a six course meal of Ford exhausts for dinner.

Do Americans really??

[Anonymous No.16377745]

>>16377725
sucking in gut

[Anonymous No.16377770]

>>16377745
Peehaps, but evidently lanky legs, no lardass Amerifat has legs like that.

He's probably "skinny-fat" at worst.

[Anonymous No.16377773]

>>16377728
Decent food doesn't exist in LA. All respectable white men left that shithole in the 90s. If you're only feeding yourself, and you don't eat subs every day going to the deli is the most economical option. By the time you bake the bread, buy all the different meats, cheeses, make the sauce, shred the Lettuce, slice tomatoes and onions, fry up the bacon etc etc you've already invested as much money plus hours of your time. And it still won't be as good cause you haven't been doing it every day for 25 years.

[Anonymous No.16377777]

>>16377770
How does it feel to be off by seven from a sextuple 7??

[Anonymous No.16377786]

>>16377777
checked

[Anonymous No.16377789]

>>16377745
I've got nothing to hide. I'm 34, 6'1, 180. I need to start going to the gym so I can get hunky but I'm not fat and I don't overeat. Not that it matters.

[Anonymous No.16377796]

>>16377773
Yeah.
Looking into moving to Lexington, KY, or possibly to some of the greener parts of Texas (for many reasons), but I haven't checked out the ~grocery shopping~ in those areas yet. How're the groceries where you're at? (And I mean generally available stuff, so you don't have to go to some micro-farm-hipster-shed-bus-market, paying 12.79 bucks per pound for veggies, to find shit).

[Anonymous No.16377800]

>>16377777

[Anonymous No.16377818]

>>16377725
Post shirtless with shaved belly

[Anonymous No.16377819]

>>16377796
Lexington is huge, and has a sizeable hipster population. You won't have trouble finding anything. As for me I'm in rural Wisconsin and we have everything from shinyun Ramen to prime beef, gourmet cheese, sushi racks.. every kind of condiment imaginable at regular grocery stores. Prices are reasonable. There's a Costco 20 miles away. We have local butchers and farmers that have awesome fresh produce and meats. There's even pho and Thai restaurants. Whatever you want. You're not missing anything leaving shithole LA

[Anonymous No.16377822]

>>16377777
Very nice get, but it's not a sextuple

[Anonymous No.16377832]

>>16377822
Fair.
I got ahead of myself.

[Anonymous No.16377840]

>>16377777
Haven't seen a get like this in a long while...

[Anonymous No.16377841]

>>16377409
Lmao found the fatty

[Anonymous No.16377846]

>>16377089
you know i was on this guy side
host should be able to provide enough food for their guests
until i got to the end where this is a true fatty
>i can down 5 subway footlongs in an afternoon easily
i mean if other people knew this guy eats alot maybe not invite him over next time

[Anonymous No.16377847]

>>16377777
Teach me stepsister

[Anonymous No.16377877]

>>16376540
>More meat than Subway but not better

If you think Jersey Mike's isn't miles better than Subway you should definitely save your money and eat that dog food Subway dishes out.

[Anonymous No.16377880]

>>16377819
Fuck me.
That sounds great.
My wife is raised in socal so she won't stand for anywhere with winter, but for some odd reason she agreed to Lexington after we visited (in the summer).

I grew up in rural Sweden, having had a similar situation to yours, sans the costco ofc.

Anyways, I appreciate the input. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.16377888]

>>16377777
Good sextuple.

[Anonymous No.16377894]

>>16377888
Yes yes, I can't count, it would seem.

[Anonymous No.16377906]

>>16377888
Is this what they call a tripple double?

[Anonymous No.16377917]

>>16377880
This county is almost entirely Danish and German so that makes sense. Lexington is nice I've driven through most of the country and it definitely stood out to me. Never thought Kentucky would be that clean and modern.

[Anonymous No.16377933]

>>16377846
Ok but they knew how much he ate before he came to the party, and he also brought wings for everyone. Everyone liked his wings better, so they filled up on them first. That's probably why she was so upset to begin with.

[Anonymous No.16377945]

>>16377917
My exact thoughts, all I had heard about KY before was how backwards and empty it was, not accurate at all.
A nice break from the post-apocalyptic feel of the LA sprawl too. I mean, what isn't.

Luckily houses can be sold in LA for the sum of a mid-sized trafficked family, so even though Lexington is procey, it should work out just fine.

[Anonymous No.16378018]

>>16377409
>.t obese food addict

[Anonymous No.16378026]

>>16377592
You mean plebbit as a whole has.
>>16377846
>don't invite him just because he eats a lot
You sound like an asshole. Just ask him to bring his OWN food.

[Anonymous No.16378036]

>>16377725
>being this triggered
>that 4 sizes too large belt
Nice try retard.

[Anonymous No.16378045]

>>16377777
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.16378049]

>>16378026
When I used to be an alcoholic I brought my own beer to parties cause I knew I would blow through whatever 3-4 drink per person ratio the hosts had planned for. And then I'd just keep an open can the entire time so it didn't look like I was drinking a 12 pack in 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.16378060]

>>16378036
Esl npc doesn't notice the glock 17 on my belt.
Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.16379495]

>>16376553
kill yourself faggot knicker

[Anonymous No.16379505]

>>16376553
kys n

[Anonymous No.16379658]

>>16376540
Jimmy johns

[Anonymous No.16379876]

>>16378049
Beer is like water to an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.16379886]

>>16376540
Only reason I go to this place is cause my work got a bunch of buy one get one free coupons. The subs are OK, particularly the hot ones. But I'm not buying them anymore once the coupons run out.

[Anonymous No.16380064]

>>16377906
His eyes are squinty

[George Floyd No.16380827]

get a giant sub and save 1/2 for later

[Anonymous No.16380910]

Every person who allows themselves in a position where they would be able to eat 3+ feet of sandwich is an asshole. Never side with fatties, /ck/