WEBM THread: America Edition

File: 2.91 MB, 640x640, Giant BBQ Patty Meat Loaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

WEBM THread: America Edition Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:12:28 2021 No.16372667 [Reply] [Original]

It's 4th of July weekend. You can still post whatever webms you want, but bonus points the more American it is.

And before any of you ask, yes we really do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:13:45 2021 No.16372669 File: 2.03 MB, 800x450, f119796328.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:18:18 2021 No.16372688 >>16372667 >mince That's ground. Mince implies it was chopped which this was not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:21:18 2021 No.16372698 >>16372667 ring makes it unsanitary, wouldn't eat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:21:33 2021 No.16372704 File: 2.92 MB, 576x720, Beer Chug.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372688 Ok nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:23:02 2021 No.16372708 File: 23 KB, 328x327, 1391902474537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372704 >how dare you use correct culinary terminology on a cooking board

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:25:46 2021 No.16372720 >>16372704 Fuck I thought he was gonna inject it into sarahs ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:40:50 2021 No.16372795 File: 2.94 MB, 540x302, MUNCHIES.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:45:31 2021 No.16372818 >>16372669 Eat that bug. Eat it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:47:04 2021 No.16372826 >>16372669 This scene is really disingenuous, since a plain boiled brussel sprout with no seasonings, not even salt or pepper, is pretty fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:49:35 2021 No.16372833 >>16372826 Found the amerifat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:51:11 2021 No.16372843 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Powerleveling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372833 You're posting on an American board, on an American website, during America Weekend. Perhaps this isn't the right place for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 17:53:40 2021 No.16372853 >>16372843 USA USA USA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:07:58 2021 No.16372909 >>16372853 Is Number 1 in everything. So what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:16:46 2021 No.16372954 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, cajun roux.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:18:18 2021 No.16372961 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, eleven madison park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:19:24 2021 No.16372965 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Frites Show.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:21:54 2021 No.16372974 File: 2.48 MB, 1280x720, Jack111.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:32:39 2021 No.16373030 File: 2.93 MB, 640x640, Mini Cheesesteak Wellingtons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:42:24 2021 No.16373069 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, polenta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:43:47 2021 No.16373079 File: 2.41 MB, 640x360, saltwater taffy folder.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:44:52 2021 No.16373086 File: 2.48 MB, 640x360, shrimp rotel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:47:45 2021 No.16373099 File: 1.96 MB, 640x360, transparent macaroni and carbonara foam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:52:47 2021 No.16373124 >>16373099 Looks gimmicky and not very good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:54:08 2021 No.16373129 >>16372843 Why aren't you spending time with your family and friends?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:05:26 2021 No.16373185 File: 2.92 MB, 960x960, 1613650386720.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need jack webms to abuse my normie friends with please love /an/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:07:28 2021 No.16373197 File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, We have such sights to show you.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:10:54 2021 No.16373212 File: 2.88 MB, 402x716, Houston Tater Tots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:12:06 2021 No.16373217 >>16373185 That's one hungry penis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:08:57 2021 No.16374093 File: 1.07 MB, 406x720, phishstore.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oops hehe my little angel accidentally broke the live fish tank

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:10:22 2021 No.16374098 File: 345 KB, 480x480, macaroni-salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:12:37 2021 No.16374107 >>16374098 >>16374093 >>16373212 peak burgerpunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:15:06 2021 No.16374118 >>16374093 clean it up wagie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:19:04 2021 No.16374126 >>16372688 It's a britbong video thats what they call it there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:21:06 2021 No.16374132 >>16373197 > Chef Tony is going to jizz in your meat Yeah im thinking based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:22:16 2021 No.16374134 File: 755 KB, 500x1080, White wedding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:22:26 2021 No.16374135 >>16373069 I just spent 5 hours edging to dp gay porn and that video was still more gay somehow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:23:19 2021 No.16374137 >>16373069 Reddit the WebM. This looks awful and probably costs $150+

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:24:29 2021 No.16374144 File: 287 KB, 668x498, 1594417522999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16374134

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:25:35 2021 No.16374145 >>16374144 Whiteoid status: mald

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:26:20 2021 No.16374147 >>16374134 Bigot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:27:28 2021 No.16374148 >>16374145 Bigot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:27:47 2021 No.16374149 >>16372843 That's honestly impressive. Can we get a calorie count?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:28:35 2021 No.16374152 >>16374149 The first fucking frame of the webm lists the calories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:33:36 2021 No.16374167 >>16372909 That's not a good thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:35:20 2021 No.16374169 >>16372826 Tastelet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:14:52 2021 No.16374307 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, American Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:16:17 2021 No.16374312 File: 1.95 MB, 720x404, American Cooking part 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:16:22 2021 No.16374315 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, perfect burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh look, it's the "American" filename guy again, get ready for a dump of 7 our 8 more "hilarious american" webms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:17:55 2021 No.16374321 File: 2.87 MB, 720x404, American onion stuffed patty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:19:52 2021 No.16374326 >>16374307 that's actually from Ecuador

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:20:58 2021 No.16374329 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, American salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:21:33 2021 No.16374331 File: 2.92 MB, 720x404, How To Make Doritos Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16374326 Yes, the autist thinks it's funny to mislabel them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:22:40 2021 No.16374336 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, American ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:36:07 2021 No.16374390 >>16373079 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:37:17 2021 No.16374397 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, 1570832445119.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:43:26 2021 No.16374417 File: 2.93 MB, 668x360, Burger King Ad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 00:01:38 2021 No.16374473 >>16374397 Daaaaaaaamn

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 00:03:34 2021 No.16374481 File: 2.59 MB, 1280x720, deep fried frozen turkey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16373197 Anyone ever tried one of these? It looks interesting, even if it's probably terrible being an As Seen On TV product.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 00:04:15 2021 No.16374485 >>16374397 ___ ____ __ ___ ___ _______ ________ ___ ___ ____?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 00:14:30 2021 No.16374522 >>16372795 seagulls eat trash all their life, there is a good reason no one eats them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 00:16:30 2021 No.16374528 >>16372826 you're mostly wrong, because brussels sprouts are delicious. but the scene was obviously framed to get the worst reaction, even the fatty was in on it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 00:30:40 2021 No.16374585 >>16374134 it's funny, i grew up in the whitest area ever (UT), but I only ever experienced truly tasteless food when I ate at some shitty soul food place in GA. Plenty of good food there too, but that was the worst shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 00:37:38 2021 No.16374611 >>16373086 Fucking Dollar General Doritos. Jesus my sides. Do Amerilards really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:28:52 2021 No.16374769 >>16374585 Bullshit, this is some sort of Mormon psyop to make this place seem less bland. Utah is all gods, guns, green jello with vegetables in it, and fry sauce.

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:34:25 2021 No.16374788

>>16374769
I eat with my extended family when I visit there, and I guarantee my family's basic grilled chicken (7-up and soy sauce are the main ingredients in the marinade), funeral potatoes, and raspberry jello salad thing my grandma makes is infinitely better than the dry baked chicken, gluey macaroni, and shitty greens I ate in georgia

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:53:27 2021 No.16374828 >>16372843 I really don't understand these people. He's not even enjoying all that food. He's just trying to cram it all down as fast as possible. Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:57:22 2021 No.16374831 >>16374769 Retard. Black food is tasteless at best, unsanitary at worst. No spice, no good ingredients, no good cuts of meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:07:16 2021 No.16374849 >>16374828 Because it's a competition. Eating is his sport.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:17:53 2021 No.16374879 >>16372843 doesn't this guy literally have no balls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:21:18 2021 No.16374887 >>16373069 I don't get the point of eating off a table and not even having a baking sheet under it

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:37:38 2021 No.16374933

>>16374611
Poorfag here. Believe it or not, the Dollar General Doritos are way better than actual Doritos.

That's not cope, either. Go to the dollar store and buy a bag of the ranch flavor generic DG chips and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, then try them both. I guarantee you the cheap shit ones have more flavor, while the Doritos are barely seasoned at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:40:56 2021 No.16374939 >>16372688 uh actually sweaty you prep it on the counter, not on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:43:03 2021 No.16374942 >>16373030 Beef Wellington is fine as is. It doesn't need a blast of cheese cum on it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:43:35 2021 No.16374944 >>16372667 One of the few webm's that actually looks decent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:45:17 2021 No.16374950 File: 67 KB, 1118x629, time for death.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372667 jesus that looks disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:47:40 2021 No.16374955 >>16374944 >>16374950 The duality of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:48:02 2021 No.16374956 >>16374134 It's funny because I've been to some black gatherings where the food tastes like nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:48:37 2021 No.16374959 >>16373079 and yet saltwater taffy tastes like an old elastic band you left in your sweaty swim trunks after spending a day at the beach >>16374093 that's sad the fishies just want to live :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:49:14 2021 No.16374962 This thread is making me vegan. I hope you're fucking happy America.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:12:51 2021 No.16375018 >>16372667 >Minced >Tin loaf >Caramelised >Leicester Fuck off, Bong. I don't care how "American" you think you're being. With that said, I do love a patty melt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:20:11 2021 No.16375030 >>16374397 how does he get out tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:02:55 2021 No.16375145 File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, jack separating an egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16374397 Sorry, but your king has been dethroned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3vmJkUDWac

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:03:18 2021 No.16375149 >>16372667 >put bbq sauce in the thing and then dip it in bbq sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:05:22 2021 No.16375159 >>16372954 >making it with cooking oil instead of butter or lard Fucking animals

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:12:52 2021 No.16375182 >>16373069 >90% of the dish went to trash afterwards What a bunch of wasteful faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:15:40 2021 No.16375189 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, feeding time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16373069 Genuinely surprised I still haven't seen a restaurant just serve slop out of a trough. No eating utensils provided of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:20:44 2021 No.16375200 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, pipes under the sand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16373086 Ypipo don't even be usin Obey on they shrimp baka

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:23:07 2021 No.16375207 >>16374321 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:29:19 2021 No.16375226 >>16373217 That's not a hungry penis! That's a baby, licking a penis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:31:21 2021 No.16375232 >>16372843 >12300 calories That is only slightly less than I ate in total during last week,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:33:10 2021 No.16375239 >>16374152 I think he meant a breakdown of the items instead of just a total.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:39:38 2021 No.16375265 File: 1.35 MB, 400x400, egged.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16374331 Did this guy just measure the water down to the gram and then add the flour by eye?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:44:00 2021 No.16375275 >>16372667 >America Edition >1st frame calls ground beef "Mince" This is the world famous British """""""cuisine"""""" as popularized by Gordon Ramsay (on US TV)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:46:52 2021 No.16375283 >>16374134 It's really funny when you realize he's one of the waiters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:47:11 2021 No.16375284 >>16375189 Boys, I think we've just discovered the next restaurant fad! If we jump on this now, we could make a killing!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:52:34 2021 No.16375293 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16374956 >I've been to some black gatherings Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:59:51 2021 No.16375302 >>16372667 >bonus points the more American it is so you get zero since the thumbnail says "beef mince" which is clearly a faggots way of saying "ground beef".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:00:49 2021 No.16375303 >>16372667 >no butter on the bread before frying fampai...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:00:59 2021 No.16375304 >>16372843 >not timelapsing the whole thing this is why the internet sucks now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:02:03 2021 No.16375308 >>16373099 >vinyl noodles

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:06:57 2021 No.16375319

>>16374585
>>16374956
>>16374831
i have a hypothesis.
what if blacks can't taste white seasonings and whites can't taste black seasonings?
what if they're so genetically different that they're nerve endings just don't respond to the other's spice combinations?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:07:59 2021 No.16375326 >>16374321 but that's a german woman... she's even speaking german in the video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:30:28 2021 No.16375366 >>16375145 Did I miss something? Did jack have a stroke? Why is he clinching his right hand? And why'd his kids move out? I am not super big into jack, I thought his son was like 13? What happened to this ant hill of a man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 06:37:25 2021 No.16375542 File: 845 KB, 800x450, egg cat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16374397

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 06:50:54 2021 No.16375562 >>16374828 Imagine being filtered by furious pete, he does because he can and its awesome. He genuinely seems to get a kick out of freaking people out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 07:57:22 2021 No.16375678 >>16372965 Such thin fries with steak, still looks nice tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 07:58:59 2021 No.16375683 >>16374828 Eating is a burden, I also shove food down my gullet as fast as possible just to get my calories.

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 08:18:35 2021 No.16375718

>>16375366
Jack has had at least two strokes and the last one that we know of caused hemiparesis.
If you go watch his videos, which nobody does anymore, you'll find his speech a bit slurred as well.
He is very obviously not doing the exercises he's supposed to either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 08:25:15 2021 No.16375726 >>16374307 'mirin that hotdog deepthroat technique tbqh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 08:31:42 2021 No.16375738 File: 2.78 MB, 386x400, american-cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 08:53:41 2021 No.16375806 >>16372833 this kek

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:00:38 2021 No.16375832

>>16373030
>add olive oil
>all the oil pools in a tiny corner of the pan
>drop meat onto the dry metal where the oil isn't
>need such a high heat to brown the meat that the oil would burn anyway
Literally what is the point of adding it at all? I see so many videos and webms do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:04:53 2021 No.16375841 >>16373069 >Tuscans didn't invent pottery until after the spanish conquest of Mexico >Until 1500 AD they were eating food straight off the table, having no knowledge of ceramic cookware Do Italians REALLY?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:16:09 2021 No.16375877 >>16373069 Friendly reminder that "Pride Month" was last month. You must wait a full calendar year to be able to appropriately post this again in the window of time allocated to you and your people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:24:05 2021 No.16375899 >>16372667 Why cut off the top and bottom of the loaf? Grilled bread edge pieces taste amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:25:58 2021 No.16375904 File: 2.83 MB, 960x540, Kitchen Scissors.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:28:23 2021 No.16375912

>>16375904
Is it still a PAIR of scissors when there's only one edge?
And who is this for anyway? I know a lot of these retarded products were developed for people with disabilities etc. but I don't think they'd have the grip strength to cut a carrot like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:29:00 2021 No.16375915 >>16372667 >Metric >Amurican I don't think so, Tim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:32:44 2021 No.16375934 >>16373212 This is why I stopped living in an apartment, among other reasons

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:35:30 2021 No.16375938 >>16375319 I've tasted black spice. It's just salt, cayenne, and paprika. Maybe some Lowry's here and there. I'm being serious when I say I don't think I've ever tasted pepper in a black person's food. They usually just use premixed seasonings

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:35:38 2021 No.16375940 >>16375934 Fear of neighbors doing stupid shit like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:36:34 2021 No.16375942 >>16375940 Yes. I witnessed probably 6 fires in the few years I lived in apartments.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:45:38 2021 No.16375967 >>16372667 Isn't this a British video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:56:17 2021 No.16376001 >>16375319 This is dumb, because there's a whole study from India proving how bland European/White flavor combinations are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:57:05 2021 No.16376006 >>16375366 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:58:46 2021 No.16376009 >>16374144 >>16374147 >>16374585 >>16374956 >>16375283 It's funny how butthurt Whites get when you generalize them.

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:59:25 2021 No.16376012

>>16374585
Moved to Utah four years ago and I report that native Utahns absolutely lose thier shit over Olive Gardens, Texas Roadhouses, Mongolian Grills, and Chuck-A-Rama Buffets. Fry sauce is haute cuisine but snickerdoodle salad and jello are midwest tier garbage. You have to remember that all of the people who settled Utah were the low whites from rural New York and Missouri who could not think for themselves and were deceived by a charlatan. Anyone of intelligence, means, and importance continued on West to Washington or California.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 09:59:47 2021 No.16376013 >>16374831 Sure there, Cleetus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:01:03 2021 No.16376016 >>16374329 This is so White it must be from the Mid-West.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:02:59 2021 No.16376022 >>16374585 You are lying unless those places you went to were also from Utah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:06:04 2021 No.16376033 >>16374152 Lol, fuck me I was too drunk to notice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:31:06 2021 No.16376118 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, How to Make a Doo-Wop Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:50:47 2021 No.16376185 >>16372708 yeah you probably go to /v/ to discuss vodeo games too haha retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:50:58 2021 No.16376187 >>16372667 >America Edition >posts obvious Bong webm Don’t make us kick your tea drinking asses again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:53:36 2021 No.16376197 >>16375265 this is abuse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:54:38 2021 No.16376200 >>16374315 you sound insecure

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 10:57:49 2021 No.16376204 >>16374879 so what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 11:22:20 2021 No.16376267 >>16374135 That makes sense. At least when two gay dudes are banging, they're cumming. When a faggot acts like a total homogay IRL without cumming, it's just being a faggot for the sake of being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 11:38:33 2021 No.16376307 >>16375265 He's so small and helpless. Jungle cruelty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 11:40:15 2021 No.16376315 >>16372704 Is that piss?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 11:42:32 2021 No.16376323 >>16372795 Where I live all gulls are a protected species, is this not the case other places?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 11:58:27 2021 No.16376383 >>16373197 why not just buy a jacard device

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 11:58:33 2021 No.16376384 >>16375189 What the fuck is going on here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 12:05:05 2021 No.16376399 >>16375738 I'm sorry you had to die for this, turkeybro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 12:08:51 2021 No.16376416 >>16376001 >Pajeets spend their time and money seething about European food instead of fixing their shithole Super power by 202- I mean 2030

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 12:09:54 2021 No.16376422 >mince >g Fuck off, limey

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 12:36:19 2021 No.16376507 >>16375904 >even meat >shows some boiled chicken breasts yeah, you could cut that with your finger

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 12:36:48 2021 No.16376509 >>16375738 >interior potatoes still look crunchy wtf how

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 12:37:06 2021 No.16376511 >>16372954 I have made this before, although the quantity of oil and flour I used was much smaller. It ended up tasting a lot like onion rings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 13:09:47 2021 No.16376618 >>16372795 Is that Mike Huckabee's son?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 13:13:45 2021 No.16376632 File: 1.35 MB, 720x404, AMERICA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 13:15:04 2021 No.16376634 It's terrific that the entirety of the USA celebrates my niece's birthday ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 13:48:04 2021 No.16376783 >>16372667 I love being American

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 13:49:10 2021 No.16376785 >>16372708 >the stick is now so far up my ass I no longer resemble a man Ok smug queer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 13:56:17 2021 No.16376808 >>16376323 Probably not dumbass. Why would you assume that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 13:59:20 2021 No.16376819 >>16375832 You're not very smart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:01:21 2021 No.16376827 >>16374611 They come from the same factory genius

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:06:16 2021 No.16376842 >>16376383 why not just shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:08:12 2021 No.16376844 >>16374134 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:08:39 2021 No.16376847 >>16376323 Why would flying trash be protected?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:09:28 2021 No.16376852 >>16374307 Not even American. This is pathetic bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:09:41 2021 No.16376857 >>16376827 obviously not if they're in different bags and in different stores genius

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:10:49 2021 No.16376862 >>16376200 The only one bringing up insecurity is you. You feelin guilty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:12:02 2021 No.16376865 >>16376857 /facepalm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:12:51 2021 No.16376870 File: 2.95 MB, 404x720, Slop Box.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is how non-Americans eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:15:04 2021 No.16376877 >>16372704 >OP and semen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:22:00 2021 No.16376902 >>16375326 And what's more American than getting blamed for other people's bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:22:57 2021 No.16376907 >>16374956 How long were you locked up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:25:35 2021 No.16376917 >>16376870 Fucking Christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:25:54 2021 No.16376919 >>16376902 Nothing. They obsess over us while we never even think about them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:27:37 2021 No.16376925 >>16376009 It's funny how butthurt Black's get when you call them out on pretending to be able to cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 14:42:29 2021 No.16376985 >>16374329 Actually looks like a good dessert

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 15:19:53 2021 No.16377120 >>16375265 This pisses me off. Fucking monkeys

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 15:24:57 2021 No.16377145 >>16376118 why the fuck is it green, what did i miss him adding? is that just the garbage bag coloring it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 15:29:51 2021 No.16377170 >>16372704 Is that Ethan Ralph?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 15:49:39 2021 No.16377254 >>16372954 Holy shit that is a lot of roux.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 15:51:55 2021 No.16377264 >>16376870 luv me paki box with a pint or twelve

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 15:52:34 2021 No.16377269 >>16372965 Why is it 59 bucks though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:02:24 2021 No.16377310 >>16375145 christ, that jack video was fucking depressing. He's a truly broken man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:07:40 2021 No.16377349 >>16376634 Well, a lot of us could be her father

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:23:17 2021 No.16377421 >>16374134 >me wondering why I can't find my wallet >remember I am at a black wedding

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:26:14 2021 No.16377433 File: 606 KB, 640x800, tacos VI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372667

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:28:28 2021 No.16377441 >>16374417 wtf thats actually a charming ad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:35:34 2021 No.16377461 >>16372826 true but I wouldnt cry like a little faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:39:30 2021 No.16377476 >>16374959 Saltwater taffy is delicious you stupid vegan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:40:18 2021 No.16377481 >>16374485 Yes, we really do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 16:45:56 2021 No.16377519 >>16377476 >saltwater taffy is stupid and vegan, you delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:00:30 2021 No.16377604 >>16372961 >carrot tartare That'll be $150, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:02:18 2021 No.16377613 File: 2.87 MB, 532x300, Voting Party Cookies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372667

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:03:09 2021 No.16377618 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, 4th July.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372667 .

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:03:58 2021 No.16377628 File: 462 KB, 1404x609, Do Americans Really.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372667 >And before any of you ask, yes we really do. good man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:05:03 2021 No.16377634 >>16377618 Further proof that the blueberry doesn't work on its own

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:05:56 2021 No.16377637 File: 2.75 MB, 500x280, American Culture and Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372704 Respect desu

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:08:23 2021 No.16377647
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>>16377441
>>16374417
The entire movie was paid for by product placement. They couldn't find a real airport to let them film, so they built a terminal from scratch and financed it by renting out every inch of it to corporate sponsors

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:17:19 2021 No.16377706 >>16377618 I kneel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:18:25 2021 No.16377712 >>16373086 why does the text keep moving on this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:19:48 2021 No.16377718 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, American Cheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:26:49 2021 No.16377746 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Hotdogs Across America.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 17:28:59 2021 No.16377763 >>16374788 >7up and soy sauce jesus christ man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:17:32 2021 No.16377995 File: 2.76 MB, 480x480, Giant Roast Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:22:28 2021 No.16378035 File: 1.02 MB, 374x720, Booty Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:29:01 2021 No.16378079 >>16377637 What’s the spanking for? I get they’re naughty boys but it should be done in a more intimate setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:35:20 2021 No.16378118 >>16372795 Should have tossed it up for another gull to catch and eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:40:52 2021 No.16378139 >>16374397 HDHGOWBTE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:42:18 2021 No.16378144 File: 2.88 MB, 506x900, 1623195002051.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16378035

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:45:06 2021 No.16378153 >>16377995 wow how did the chicken get so big

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:47:03 2021 No.16378162 >>16377746 The lesser known Seattle dog is also good. Haven’t had it in a while but as I recall it’s a toasted bun, cream cheese, dog, and grilled onions—other things optional. Spicy sauces work well with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 18:51:14 2021 No.16378179 >>16378153 GMO's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:08:25 2021 No.16378278 >>16376009 Is this some joke? You'd get assblasted if I called you one word.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:25:22 2021 No.16378371 >>16376384 risotto

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:26:14 2021 No.16378377 File: 404 KB, 200x144, o0oh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372688 >Mince implies it was chopped Actually mince implies it was minced

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:32:47 2021 No.16378419 >>16374585 Same, some shitty ass soul food place in Downtown San Jose for me. It was literally the most bland piece of catfish I've ever had, I don't even know how they managed it since I could see seasoning in the breading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:43:15 2021 No.16378452 >>16372669 A plain boiled brussels sprout smells like rancid death, I can't blame the bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:48:55 2021 No.16378480 >>16372667 >SALT TO TASTE >RAW MEAT ????????????

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:51:24 2021 No.16378498 >>16374950 I know that clip! It's from Shinkenger...toward the end of the series, when the real heir of the Shiba clan appears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 19:54:30 2021 No.16378519 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, 1617256598795.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >4th of july >ja/ck/ eats all the frog legs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:15:47 2021 No.16378640 >>16375200 wtf how does that work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:21:17 2021 No.16378677 >>16372667 >caramelized onions Pet peeve here but I hate when recipes do shit like that. Caramelizing onions takes almost a fucking hour of pretty constant work. That's how much time I want to spend on an entire recipe, not just one component of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:22:16 2021 No.16378682 >>16378677 onions suck anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:22:21 2021 No.16378684 >>16378677 Make a bunch and freeze it for silly things like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:40:36 2021 No.16378767 >>16376985 I dont think cool whip + marshmellows + apples + snickers would fit, I'd drop one of them. This would unironically be a good layer cake filling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:44:32 2021 No.16378786 >>16372974 I'd like to watch him suck cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:45:56 2021 No.16378791 >>16378767 I'd drop the marshmallows, personally. The rest can stay. I'd also make whipped cream and leave it unsweetened

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:55:58 2021 No.16378847 File: 42 KB, 700x933, 185001_lody-mojego-dziecinstwa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16377618 Oh man, the yoghurt "ice cream" reminded me of this, the nostalgia

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 20:59:20 2021 No.16378863 >>16378791 Yep, you're reading my mind, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 21:01:41 2021 No.16378870 >>16373086 Kek the instant replay as if there was anything I wanted or needed to see twice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 21:23:39 2021 No.16378951 >>16372667 This is basically a burger with different bread. What is wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 21:27:10 2021 No.16378963 >>16376009 Not really, just bring something actually funny/poignant/valid. 'whypipo food bland' is really not interesting or true

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 21:48:30 2021 No.16379065

>>16375912
>Is it still a PAIR of scissors when there's only one edge?
No, cut away, cut away
Send transmission
From the one-armed scissor

>I know a lot of these retarded products were developed for people with disabilities etc
They weren't. That's a retarded justification after the fact.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 21:57:20 2021 No.16379091 >>16377254 Mainly used for maxing massive pots of gumbo/similar seafood stew. And when you toast flour like that it gets less able to thicken to the same degrees. You're breaking down a lot of the starch. So you need more than you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 22:02:50 2021 No.16379116 >>16374118 >He lives off government assistance and/or allowance from mom and dad Wanna know how I know you're still a virgin who will likely die alone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 22:07:36 2021 No.16379146 >>16372965 where are all the /ck/ jerks who think no self-respecting chef would use a peeler?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 22:13:32 2021 No.16379179 >>16372843 gets cancer

Anonymous Sat Jul 3 22:18:31 2021 No.16379208

>>16377269
I thought Balthazar was talking about some place in the middle east and I was about to explain that it cost money to import potatoes there, but I googled it and apparently this is just some restaurant in NYC. So the answer is that New Yorkers are fucking retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 22:22:16 2021 No.16379223 >>16379179 Everything gives you cancer. I just don't care any more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 22:37:03 2021 No.16379314 >>16378079 That's the heart attack grill in Vegas. If you don't finish your burger, they paddle you. If the paddle breaks, you get to keep it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:21:15 2021 No.16379510 >>16375738 This one grosses me out every time I see it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:33:00 2021 No.16379549 File: 65 KB, 1000x563, 5-smart-snack-hacks-for-frozen-go-gurt_05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16378847 Is that supposed to be unappetizing? I would eat that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 23:59:31 2021 No.16379690 >>16376862 the only one bringing up guilt is you. You feeling like a poor old victim?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 00:37:58 2021 No.16379887 >>16375265 This is a comedy sketch, right? Like, 2 seconds after the webm ends, this >>16375189 fucker drives in and just buries the kid alive under 200 pounds of mashed potatoes, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 00:45:14 2021 No.16379923 >>16376009 N

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 00:47:57 2021 No.16379929 >>16377269 That says $39 not $59 and it's because steak is expensive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 04:05:00 2021 No.16380488 >>16375145 >moves the toast off the cutting board so it doesnt "burn in the warm spots" jesus christ lmao hes close to death

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 04:05:35 2021 No.16380491 >>16378452 >fatass cope

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 04:09:03 2021 No.16380501 >>16372826 >>16378452 actual fat fucks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 05:27:16 2021 No.16380727 File: 2.42 MB, 768x432, Chiles En Nogada For Mexican Independence Day.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mexican counts as American r-right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 05:54:45 2021 No.16380787 >>16380727 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 05:57:25 2021 No.16380791 File: 2.80 MB, 704x396, $100 Subway Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:08:18 2021 No.16380813 >>16379549 No, I just ate that as a kid. From memory it was good, but honestly can't give an opinion as an adult because it isn't sold here anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:32:06 2021 No.16380876 >>16379923 I

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:34:12 2021 No.16380882 >>16380876 C

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:39:03 2021 No.16380892 >>16374828 The same could be said of posting here

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:43:37 2021 No.16380906 File: 1.55 MB, 360x640, nothing_but_net.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le epic saltman

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:44:51 2021 No.16380914 File: 1.69 MB, 360x640, gyrating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:46:05 2021 No.16380919 File: 2.47 MB, 360x640, shitburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:47:15 2021 No.16380922 File: 1.53 MB, 360x640, penetrating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:48:20 2021 No.16380925 File: 382 KB, 360x640, sumo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:49:32 2021 No.16380931 File: 407 KB, 360x640, cracking_eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:50:38 2021 No.16380933 File: 796 KB, 360x640, pulverising.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:51:55 2021 No.16380935 File: 2.68 MB, 360x640, trims.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:53:03 2021 No.16380937 File: 1.27 MB, 360x640, meatlogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 06:54:40 2021 No.16380940 File: 2.74 MB, 360x640, stacking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last one I've got of this autistic faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 07:13:44 2021 No.16380982 >>16372795 FOOKING METAL

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 07:25:16 2021 No.16381011 >>16373079 That thing would break his arm so easily...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 07:30:56 2021 No.16381025 >>16375226 hawt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 07:49:36 2021 No.16381071 >>16380937 me tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 07:52:45 2021 No.16381078 >>16376315 is that an attempt at humor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 07:56:02 2021 No.16381088 >>16377421 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 08:57:15 2021 No.16381267 >>16380882 E

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 08:58:43 2021 No.16381273 >>16378519 i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 09:27:37 2021 No.16381349 >>16374147 lol mayoboy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 09:29:50 2021 No.16381350 >>16374611 would you use gourmet doritos for that monstrosity??

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 10:23:03 2021 No.16381528 >>16374611 yeah thats the problem about the webm, you figured it out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 11:08:34 2021 No.16381692 >>16381267 A

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 11:26:51 2021 No.16381761 >>16380906 half the meat is on the table fuck this fag

Anonymous Sun Jul 4 11:40:38 2021 No.16381832

>>16374397
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 11:45:25 2021 No.16381853 >>16376009 It's funny how incarcerated niggers get when you generalize them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 11:47:14 2021 No.16381863 >>16380727 Biden plz go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:27:56 2021 No.16382018 >>16376012 Life long utahfag can confirm all of this is true

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:31:06 2021 No.16382034 >>16376012 >charlatan >literally died for his beliefs He's a much better man than you will ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:37:34 2021 No.16382057 >>16379223 >t.american

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:38:54 2021 No.16382062 >>16372795 I cannot imagine seagull tasting good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:41:11 2021 No.16382070 >>16382062 Chicken of the sea

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:45:25 2021 No.16382084 File: 3 KB, 203x114, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16372954 NOT USING BUTTER AND JUST DUMPING THE FLOUR IN THAT SHIT WILL BE SO CHUNKY REEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 12:52:19 2021 No.16382102 >>16374134 >>16374956 It's almost as if catered food for large gatherings almost always tastes like the blandest, most inoffensive garbage because 300 normies all have to like a total of maybe 6 different dishes.

Anonymous Sun Jul 4 13:12:54 2021 No.16382180
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>>16376012
The Mormons are still mad about the Extermination order in Missouri that didn't end until the 1970's. I think it's hilarious and wonder if my ancestors killed any of them back in the 1830's

Anonymous Sun Jul 4 13:14:16 2021 No.16382185
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>>16374134
>smoke pack of newports a day
>chug bottom shelf liquor mixed with cough syrup
>gulp down hot sauce
>scoop lawry's seasoned salt directly into my mouth
>why can't I taste anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 13:26:17 2021 No.16382217 >>16376315 Close enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 13:34:36 2021 No.16382244 >>16382034 found the mormon retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 13:37:50 2021 No.16382256 >>16380906 All that mixing is gonna make that burger really tough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 13:37:59 2021 No.16382258 >>16381273 found the white

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 13:51:09 2021 No.16382293 >>16373079 why does he even touch it? to look like the machine couldnt do its job without him?

Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:10:36 2021 No.16382347

>>16372954
i like make much smaller quantities of traditional roux, i don't put any onions in since i wanted the roux to be really dark (like molten chocolate). then i would add a can of whatever good quality beer i have in hand and put some chicken stock in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:20:04 2021 No.16382380 >>16380727 she actually did pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:20:52 2021 No.16382384 >>16374134 i am being forced to eat white people food, they just add chicken bouillon cubes into everything. send help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:22:50 2021 No.16382392 >>16378144 I see two dicks rubbing against each other, don't post this gay shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:22:57 2021 No.16382394 >>16380727 Why is Sasha making chiles en nogada?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:35:58 2021 No.16382435 >>16375904 why not just use a mandoline at that point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:42:41 2021 No.16382457 >>16374134 It's funny because I made spicy fried chicken not too long ago for a work gathering and the blacks got really excited and then finished none of their pieces (simply a habanero based sauce), but the Mexicans loved it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:46:54 2021 No.16382477 what do brussel sprouts taste like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:50:36 2021 No.16382492 >>16376323 They're protected throughout the US and most other civilized countries >>16376847 >>16376808 https://www.fws.gov/birds/management/managed-species/migratory-bird-treaty-act-protected-species.php

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 14:58:49 2021 No.16382521 >>16374134 Why would you go to the wedding of someone either you or your date is close to and then make fun of them and their race for internet clout? Seems pretty disrespectful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 15:00:59 2021 No.16382534 >>16377647 do Americans really eat in their cars? imagine the crumbs...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 15:02:49 2021 No.16382542 >>16380791 >no traces of cow or pig dna were found in the testing of this sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 15:06:53 2021 No.16382561 >>16382477 They're basically just mini cabbages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 16:32:14 2021 No.16383004 >>16372795 >norwegian fleshlight factory

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 16:39:05 2021 No.16383035 File: 9 KB, 233x216, 73c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16382185 >just adds salt >this taste SO good, little spicy tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 16:43:13 2021 No.16383052 >>16372669 if the only alternative to mcdonalds was brussel sprouts i'd be fat too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 16:45:13 2021 No.16383058 >>16373217 for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 17:01:31 2021 No.16383149 File: 2.70 MB, 360x360, Hasssleback Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 17:36:52 2021 No.16383346 File: 2.21 MB, 426x240, fugu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 17:47:48 2021 No.16383408 >>16382347 Yankee here. What do you use that as a base for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 17:54:52 2021 No.16383455 >webm thread >American edition >4th of July weekend I came expecting the giant barbecue webm. I was disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 18:01:24 2021 No.16383487 File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, Prison Burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16382521 Niggers are disrespectful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 18:07:46 2021 No.16383522 >>16383487 Watching him try to cut that onion was painful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 18:31:24 2021 No.16383660 >>16372954 I would have gone a bit longer before adding the onions. Roux that light doesn't have much flavor yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 19:09:15 2021 No.16383835 I haven’t been on here in years and the videos and comments are exactly the same

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 19:32:51 2021 No.16383923 >>16374134 >poster is probably white as snow >all of these reactions Well played.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 19:38:10 2021 No.16383939 >>16375899 stability?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 19:42:55 2021 No.16383953 >>16372667 Disgusting beef is haram in my religion

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 19:48:13 2021 No.16383962 >>16372961 Mutts steal good things from otber ciltures and turns it into complete shite

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 19:56:35 2021 No.16383981 >>16374321 Do wypipo really?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 19:59:25 2021 No.16383988 >>16374585 Why is it funny?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 20:00:04 2021 No.16383992 >>16383962 shut up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 4 20:05:19 2021 No.16384012 >>16383992 seethe mutt

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