/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16364153]

can we fucking settle this? is this shit real or not? i've never seen any other pic of this shit other than this one.

[Anonymous No.16364165]

>>16364153
it was real yeah
but i think they replaced it with 6pm brand now
http://kadcobeverages.com/beverages/

[Anonymous No.16364169]

>>16364153
>can we fucking settle this?
nothing to settle retard. it's fake.

[Anonymous No.16364192]

>>16364169
>it's fake.
the fuck is >>16364165 then

[Anonymous No.16364201]

>>16364192
>it CANT be fake
>see? here's another fake thing to prove my point
chevkmate

[Anonymous No.16364213]

>>16364201
https://www.vice.com/en/article/8x7enp/packet-alcohol-delivers-a-serious-hangover-in-sierra-leone

[Anonymous No.16364214]

>>16364201
so you're going to argue the whole website is fake too? it's in on the gag?

[Anonymous No.16364217]

>>16364153

Its real i even got one of those exact jug.

[Anonymous No.16364221]

>>16364201
Don’t be a fucktard.
The company isn’t fake. It’s exactly the sort of liquor company which would be in a sub-Saharan shithole.

Their commercials are kino as fuck.
https://youtu.be/XehwSM9n_Ko

[Anonymous No.16364223]

>>16364213
>>16364214
false flagging false flagging false flagging.
>>16364217
liar. post a picture. you are a liar.
fucking ridiculous, what is even your people's motivation

[Anonymous No.16364226]

>>16364223

[Anonymous No.16364230]

>>16364223

i wish i could but i don't own any cameras, but i will say it tastes pretty damn good despite its look.

[Anonymous No.16364276]

>>16364221
>TRULY MEN’S HOUR!!!
Can’t really argue with pours like this. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.16364679]

>>16364223
Go have a schizo breakdown somewhere else, please.

[Anonymous No.16364892]

>>16364223
You feeling ok?

[Anonymous No.16364907]

>>16364165
>http://kadcobeverages.com/beverages/
I've been trying to get the Black Commando/Blade Gin for years. That shit is so fucking hilarious.

Wouldn't risk drinking it for sure though.

[Anonymous No.16364937]

>>16364223

[Anonymous No.16365166]

>>16364221

[Anonymous No.16365523]

>>16364221
OH MY GOD LADS, IT'S SIX BONG

[Anonymous No.16366397]

>>16364223
friendly reminder that you are always sharing a thread with at least one of these kinds of zoomzooms

[Anonymous No.16366403]

>>16364153
i dont see what's so hard to believe that someone made some shitty liquor brand in africa??? how is that unbelievable at all?

[Anonymous No.16366406]

>>16364223
>I JUST HAVE TO BE RIGHT, I HAVE TO BE CORRECT EVEN WHEN EVIDENCE IS POSTED AGAINST ME IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE IM RIGHT WAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.16366410]

>>16366403
It's made in India

[Anonymous No.16366436]

>>16364221
That cutey behind the bar really gets me ready to coom. Too bad the atmosphere is obliterated at 6PM.

[Anonymous No.16366440]

>>16366410
Lying bitch, it’s made in sierra leone right next to white mans bay

[Anonymous No.16366487]

>>16366440
Truly a paradise

[Anonymous No.16366514]

>>16364165
lemme get some Brandy Mafia.

[Anonymous No.16366526]

>>16366440
Is that the only nice part?

[Anonymous No.16366567]

http://kadcobeverages.com/vino/

>the smaller size Black Commando Gin is a literal clear plastic water bottle
My fucking sides.

[Anonymous No.16366746]

>>16364223
>I GOT PROVEN WRONG ON 4CHIN IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.16366882]

>>16366567
what are the chances on going blind on this stuff

[Anonymous No.16366912]

>>16366882
tree outta fiddy

[Anonymous No.16366935]

>>16366567
Blade is pretty cool. Sometimes I wish we could do stuff like that without getting sued.

[Anonymous No.16366973]

When I was staying in Kenya we were drinking shit called CONYAKI. It came in little plastic bags, and people would rip them open and spice their beers with it. Pombe and 10% banana beer, those were the days!

[Anonymous No.16366996]

>>16366567
>MSPainted-over armpit hair
fantastic

[Anonymous No.16367007]

>>16364153
It's a real alcohol and a real company but the container is fake
Someone took the label off the real bottle and put it on an industrial container for memes. You can literally see that the label is TAPPED ON in the picture.

There, that's the story

Source: Someone on 4chan investigated it long ago and I was in that thread

[Anonymous No.16367038]

>>16367007
The label says 5 liters though and that looks about right for the container.

[Anonymous No.16367045]

>>16366440
Absolutely. Based.

[Anonymous No.16367049]

>>16364221
>waiting for 6PM to start drinking
Probably a government sponsored initiative to keep people somewhat sober and functional through the working day.

[Anonymous No.16367088]

>>16364153
Why is this posted once every 4 months

[Anonymous No.16367093]

>>16364192
it's fake i made it.

[Anonymous No.16367111]

>>16367088
Because people enter the thread for the memes, and then stay to watch the coolest commercial ever made
>>16364221

[Anonymous No.16367744]

Men's hour is almost here, EST coasties.
What are we sipping on?
I'm trying Foster's Premium. It's good for what's probably marsupial piss.

[Anonymous No.16367753]

>>16367744
Careful anon, you might get chlamydia if it’s koala pee.

[Anonymous No.16367771]

>>16367753
You're thinking of the lager.
Premium is harvested from healthy, free-range bush babies.

[Anonymous No.16367798]

>>16364221
I keep dreaming of leaving the west to find an african cutie and a cozy african town to live in.
Do they actually exist or am i right to keep being racist?

[Anonymous No.16367835]

>>16367798
Yes, and if you save up a relatively small amount of American dollars you'll be set for life there financially.

[Anonymous No.16367837]

>>16364153
it was real, it's from south africa

[Anonymous No.16367860]

>blended and packaged in sierra leone
yeah it might actually be real

[Anonymous No.16367862]

>>16367798
it is very possible, just know that you might be killed and all of your stuff taken

[Anonymous No.16367876]

>>16367007
I'd say there's reason to believe it's real
According to sources found on the internet the company became an officially licensed alcohol manufaturer in May 2011 however the factory they have had been in use since 2008 presumably unlicensed
Since then they've become a popular enough brand to have counterfeits floating around
Is it really so hard to believe that the first canister of booze off of a formerly-illegal distillery somewhere in Africa would look sketchy as fuck?
The OP picture has been floating around since 2011 or so and if it was the first licensed product they made then it'd give the whiskey a shelf life of roughly a year and a half before it eats through the plastic

[Anonymous No.16367885]

>>16367876
>it's plausible so it must be true

[Anonymous No.16367894]

>>16367885
there's more evidence for it than there is against it

[Anonymous No.16367909]

>>16367835
>>16367862
Namibia seems fairly decent, plus you can carry a handgun in case anyone gets too uppity.

[Anonymous No.16367985]

What's your excuse for not drinking Kadco Bitter Kola?

[Anonymous No.16367991]

>>16364223

[Anonymous No.16368206]

>>16364153
For me it's Dimpee Fruit Wine

[Anonymous No.16368302]

>>16366567
Chadco

[Anonymous No.16368340]

>>16367985
Id unironically love some

>>16366567
>the white man's bay
Kek

[Anonymous No.16368349]

WHAT THE FUCK BROS?
I just wanted to laugh at shitty African booze commercials.
I didn’t ask for feels.
>Club owner starts shitting on delivery grandpa for dropping his cheap ass swill
>Kang BVLL steps in, picks up grandpa’s hat and dignity
https://youtu.be/hh1Hn7uahi4

[Anonymous No.16368359]

And apparently their Bitter Kola will cure your AIDS.

https://youtu.be/xjKm8DquueU

[Anonymous No.16368471]

>>16364221
man, they really build the fucking tension

[Anonymous No.16368493]

>>16367798
There are cute african girls who would treat men of their own color like literal trash but will be a slave for a white man.

>t. black dude who got brutally rejected by one of these african women

[Anonymous No.16368510]

>>16367007
>Source: Someone on 4chan investigated it

[Anonymous No.16368554]

>>16364221
Africa seems comfy af, I feel like /pol/ lied to me.

[Anonymous No.16369559]

>>16368554
I'm both African and /pol/tard it's both

[Anonymous No.16369577]

>>16368510
Who the fuck would post their own pic lmao

[Anonymous No.16369711]

>>16364221
>post yfw 6PM

[Anonymous No.16370060]

>>16368554
its comfy in the way that the countryside is comfy, its unpretencious and in some ways primitive, its the way our ancestros lived and behaved but its also a shithole

[Anonymous No.16370063]

>>16370060
Even at 6PM?

[Anonymous No.16370070]

>>16370063
especially at 6PM

[Anonymous No.16370090]

>>16367985
what does it taste like? Coke?

[Anonymous No.16370187]

>>16370090
thats probably how it cures STDs

[Anonymous No.16370463]

>>16368554
people are the same everywhere desu
they just try to get by under their circumstances, and africa doesn't have great circumstances, to put it lightly

[Anonymous No.16370582]

>>16368493
There there anon. Don't get discouraged.

[Anonymous No.16370674]

>>16366440
michael bay lives there?

[Anonymous No.16370698]

>>16364221

You know what they say: "it's always six PM somewhere."

[Anonymous No.16370730]

>>16370674

No, White Man's Bay is yet more indigenous territory expropriated by Zuckerberg (who isn't really white, but tries to pass with whiteface).

[Anonymous No.16370741]

>>16367049

Sierra Leone, superpower by 2030. (Specifically, Jan. 1, 2030... at 6:00pm.)

[Anonymous No.16371164]

>>16368554
>ebola and mosquito burgers are comfy
Enjoy your nig life

[Anonymous No.16371223]

>>16367991
"woof woof" baby this doggy's randy

[Anonymous No.16371982]

KADCO SL LIMITED which is owned by Indian Nationals started operations on a large basis in May 2011, but the production has been in the market since 2008.

The factory is producing alcohol and non alcohol drinks such as bitter-cola, bitter-roots, energizer and creamy.

Thumbs up around a Bitter Kola as Mohamed spends all afternoon at an empty beach bar on Lumley Beach

Before company produces any product for marketing it gets first certified by the Standard Bureau and then registered with the office of the Administrator and Register General.

A boy stacks boxes for KADCO. “With this job I can provide for me and my daughter.”

KADCO has further continued with the production of both alcohol and non-alcohol beverages including fruit wine, red wine, coconut gin and bitter kola, among others. KADCO is working on to produce more of the non-alcoholic beverages in the market than alcoholic drinks.

KADCO also provides quality of services for the staff and the conducive environment with a well equipped laboratory.

[Anonymous No.16372025]

>>16368493
Maybe she just didn't like you.

[Anonymous No.16372051]

>>16368349
There are more white people in that commercial than the average coca-cola commercial in America

[Anonymous No.16372078]

[Anonymous No.16372093]

>>16369711

[Anonymous No.16372099]

>>16370463
as nuanced as a take as i’ve ever seen on this site.

[Anonymous No.16372137]

>>16372051
move there then

[Anonymous No.16372159]

https://youtu.be/zL3UHF5SlEU?t=1748
>tfw you will never share an indirecto kissu with an Ugandan moonshiner

[Anonymous No.16372294]

>>16372159
Gimme another cap full of the good stuff, mah kween.

[Anonymous No.16372314]

>>16364276
God damn

[Anonymous No.16373032]

>>16371982
>coconut gin

That sounds like something I might try

[Anonymous No.16373049]

>>16364221
All those women have the men wrapped around their thumbs " it starts at 6PM, no wait until 6PM, no no no only at 6PM." 666, number of the beast, coincidence? Unlikely. This is the female run hell that collapses society.

[Anonymous No.16374372]

>>16373049
>All those women have the men wrapped around their thumbs
Yes. Have you never been to a shitty 3rd world bar selling below-bottom-shelf booze before?
The “women” are hookers, and “you gotta do X” is a “house rule”.

>t. has to take fairly regular business trips to Sub-Saharan shitholes as well as Thailand.

[Anonymous No.16374386]

>>16364221
kino

[Anonymous No.16375758]

>>16364221
You're an animal if you drink before 6pm.

[Anonymous No.16375795]

>go the website and look at the about us section
>the company is run entirely by pajeets

[Anonymous No.16375801]

There is nothing wrong with whisky in plastic bottles.

[Anonymous No.16375808]

>>16364153
We had a brand like this called white lightening.

[Anonymous No.16375852]

The label indicates 5L and the actual bottle appears to be a 5L jug. I think the only thing that makes me suspicious is the usage of packing tape to affix it which would cost the company more money than some glue.

The company is real as other anons have pointed out having a website and is reported on by multiple media outlets. I don't see any evidence of this specific product lines existence but their current products are more fucking ridiculous than this so it seems like a weird thing to be sceptical of.

[Anonymous No.16375860]

>http://kadcobeverages.com/new-about-us/

>While KADCO have greatly contributed to consumption through dubious marketing campaigns, their investments have also helped to advance development in the struggling countries. KADCO have also provided hundreds of factory jobs to SIERRA LEONEANS.

Wtf?!

[Anonymous No.16375864]

Huifkar > Cadco

[Anonymous No.16375868]

>>16375852
According to the website

>KADCO SL LIMITED which is owned by Indian Nationals started operations on a large basis in May 2011, but the production has been in the market since 2008.

the haphazard packaging would make sense in this light so... plausible this existed but it was basically a prototype product from a sierra leone distillery?

[Anonymous No.16375870]

>>16375801
>black clear

[Anonymous No.16375873]

>>16375852
all this goes out the window when you remember its just a shitty distillery in sierra leone. there isn't much refinement going into this product.

[Anonymous No.16375886]

>>16375860
If you look up news articles about them you'll find the Kadco reps constantly mentioning how they're most definitely absolutely paying their taxes unlike some others and thus should be viewed as a respectable company regardless of evidence that shows otherwise

[Anonymous No.16375894]

>>16375873
Here's another angle. Appearantly Kadco has had issues with counterfeiters

https://allafrica.com/stories/202003250319.htm

>The Economic Financial Unit attached to the Criminal Investigations Department is investigating a case of infringement on trade mark products of KADCO SL. Ltd- manufacturers of alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks.

>He said the original producer informed them that the suspects have infringed on their products, adding that the suspects told them that they got the products from one Tejan Kabba, a resident of Sumalia Town.

>"We left for the scene and upon arrival we met the suspect Tejan Kabba preparing the product inside a large bowl and some also inside jerry cans," he said, stating that the items and some of the finished products were taken to the CID.

This news report is 8 years after the liquor pictured expires, but this raises another possibiity... what if this shit is KNOCKOFF Sierra Leone hooch? What if this isn't even genuine Kadco? Appearantly Kadco is run by a foreigner and an MBA and is a medium sized business... but imagine you're some poor as fuck sierra leoneon and you see some discarded kadco products. You steam off the label, make some hooch in a barrel, tape the label onto some recycled jug, and fill it with your hooch. It would partly explain why the label seems so fucked up and taped on and the jug seems somewhat inappropriate. Like what if this isn't a fake meant to mislead westerners for memes and laughs, but a fake meant to mislead poor people in Sierra Leone?

I'm just not so sure this product is up to Kadco quality standards. This is a company which, despite having greatly increased alcohol consumption, is a diligent taxpayer which has employed many people in Sierra Leone including women.

[Anonymous No.16375898]

>>16375801
hmmm

[Anonymous No.16375905]

>>16375898
Hmm

[Anonymous No.16375913]

[Anonymous No.16375917]

>>16375801
is this some chinese bootleg whisky?

[Anonymous No.16375921]

>>16375905
forbidden vodka

[Anonymous No.16375925]

>>16375913
flaming moe

[Anonymous No.16375926]

>>16375917
>chinese
>japanese moon runes right there on the label

[Anonymous No.16375935]

>>16375925
Kalgoorlie cocktail

[Anonymous No.16375946]

>>16364276
Based 6PM poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko

[Anonymous No.16375952]

Kadco feels like some shadow shell company at the center of a conspiracy in a Pynchon book. Something just feels so off about them.

[Anonymous No.16375966]

>>16366973
I was team castle milk stout, and the one beer that was cheaper than tusker

[Anonymous No.16375978]

>>16375952
something feels fishy bros...

Why would an Indian businessman set up a liquor business in Sierra Leone? One of the poorest countries in the world?

[Anonymous No.16375981]

>>16375925
The flamin homer you dirty bar rat

[Anonymous No.16375987]

>>16366440
White boy summer drink of choice confirmed to be kadco's black booster

[Anonymous No.16376601]

>>16375868
>basically a prototype product from a sierra leone distillery?
You’re putting way too much thought into it.
Imagine a shitty local distilling operation in a place with very little regulation/requirement in terms of packaging, and staffed by people who really don’t give a fuck anyway.

It’s very likely the result of something as simple as:
>shitty and poorly maintained 5L label-gluing machine breaks
>cheap unlicensed repair guy can’t come til 3 days later
>boss man tells N’gubu and M’kembe to grab some tape and do the labeling until then
I mean it’s shit local whiskey in a fucking jug. They aren’t gonna give a shit about taping labels if needed; it’s not as if they’re worried about protecting a premium brand image.

[Anonymous No.16376652]

I just want a qt chocolate brown African gf AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.16376666]

>>16375913
>tfw the government purposely methylates spirits so as to keep them inaccessible for drinking and keep liquor prices up
they'd literally rather kill you so they can extort more money from you

[Anonymous No.16376672]

>>16376666
Checked

[Anonymous No.16376867]

>>16375952
kek these threads get better and better

[Anonymous No.16376881]

>>16364276
>Chugging whiskey like water
Holy shit