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16360604 No.16360604 [Reply] [Original]

You are not a mature, well-adjusted adult and you are not going to make it if you consume anything other than this in the morning.

>> No.16360613
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>>16360604

>poisoning yourself twice over in the morning makes you a well-adjusted adult

>> No.16360672

i stopped smoking cigarettes and you should too. nowadays i only drink black coffee for breakfast

>> No.16360677

>>16360613
The girl with the table cloth on her head is so cute

>> No.16360678

>>16360604
I, too, enjoy getting several debilitating diseases from smoking.

>> No.16360681
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>>16360613
Oh and getting chicken nuggies from mcdonalds every morning isn't poisoning yourself?

> t. Adam BASEDgusea himself

>> No.16360685

>>16360604
As an ex-smoker I will admit that this is the breakfast of champions.

>> No.16360689

>>16360677
I used to work with a Hungarian chick who looked just like her. She was really nice.

>> No.16360694

>>16360689
Did she also look at you with pure disdain like the pic?

>> No.16360695

>>16360685
This. Shame it fucks your lungs up so bad. At least I still have my coffee :)

>> No.16360720
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>>16360604
BASED

>> No.16360750

>>16360604
that's what killed my mother in law. 35 years of smoking.

>> No.16360840

>>16360750
she was more of a man than you will ever be

>> No.16360845

>>16360604
I can smell your breath looking at this fucking picture

>> No.16360855

>>16360613
How the shit can a painting look like a paparazzi photo? did they stare annoyed at him for the 8 hours he painted?

>> No.16360872

Switch the coffee out for a bang or redbull and that's my breakfast, lunch and possibly dinner depending on the day. How long do I have left? I just want to die.

>> No.16360904

>>16360872
We all don't have a long time anon.

The days are long but the years are short.

>> No.16360946

Had to quit smoking because of high hemocrit and coffee because of blood pressure. Switched over to half a grapefruit and a bowl of oats.

Got to take care of that heart my dude.

>> No.16361002

>>16360946
> Oooh my heart is sOoOoO important, I have to protect le heckin' hearterino, cigarettes? Oh no sir, I'm far too important to smoke, coffee?? Ummmm that's literally poison y'all! Why would you drink le unepic coffeerino????
I'm gonna survive for century after century and slowly roll over all y'all's graves on my epic scooterino!

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>>16360604
>Not smoking crack in the morning
ngmi

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>>16360604

>coffee
>vape
>metamucil

And the piece de la resistance

>oatmeal

>> No.16361036

>>16360855
The painter himself is in the picture (Carl Bloch, he's the one with his back turned, so it's not a 1:1 representation of an actual, physically realized scene. The kind of people who pay for portraits usually pose in a more formal way.

>> No.16361124

>>16360604
OP is a fag so it's appropriate that he smokes fags too

>> No.16361132

>>16361002
It feels good to know this anon will probably die soon

>> No.16361142

>>16361030
Jesus Christ youd shit your guts out big time

>> No.16361144

I've never met a smoker over 30 who wasnt a fucking low life.

>> No.16361146

>>16360613
>I recognise that gay blowjob

>> No.16361166 [DELETED] 

>>16361144
t. lives in a flyover

go to New York and you’ll see rich men in suits barking into their phones while smoking cigarettes

>> No.16361168

>>16360604
t. mentally 12-year-old

>> No.16361185

Smoking is disgusting. Are you even thinking about what you are actually doing or just a npc plucked straight out of the twentieth century

>> No.16361221 [DELETED] 

>>16361185
I actually am thinking about what I’m doing. I LOVE the smell of the charring leaves and the feeling of the long wisps of toxic chemicals stretching their way into my lungs, warming me from the inside, the familiar feeling giving me a temporary sense of security even though i know deep down it’s killing me from the inside

>> No.16361223

>>16361142

It takes some getting used to. I'm obsessed with having the cleanest shits that require no wiping.

>> No.16361374

>>16360604
>smoking
>mature
choose one

>> No.16363136

>>16360604
>cigarettes
nah hard pass.
that $60 for a pack i could buy two bottles of rum instead.

>> No.16363225

>>16360604
Am I allowed to have a banana or is that too many carbs

>> No.16363705

>>16360613
me on the bottom left

>> No.16363713

>>16360677
>girl

>> No.16363717

>>16360720
what animu is this

>> No.16364296

>>16360604
I concur.
I am a mature and well adjusted adult. I've had coffee and cigarettes for breakfast every morning for 20+ years and I am making it.

>> No.16364309

>>16363717
its lupin the third
the new stuff is not as good as the shit from the seventies go watch that

>> No.16364344

>>16361166
>implying rich men in suits aren't also lowlives

>> No.16365404

i fuckin loved fags when i smoked, seriously they taste massively different to how they smell to a third party, it's fucking joy looking forward to a fag, gives the day structure, makes it worth getting up in the morning, fuckin hell my life has always been pretty successful when smoking, why is it likes this bros
also don't smoke but if you do, vaping is an easy off-ramp because it kills the nicotine cravings but isn't really very addictive (not in the same way at least)

>> No.16365423

>wakes up
>immediately does 2-3 drugs
>screams at anyone who gets in his way
>demands to be accommodated at work for his drug habits
>thinks this is how one behaves in civilised society

>> No.16365580

Switched to vaping and I have decaf coffee to mix with the regular coffee when I want less caffeine

>> No.16365590

>>16360604
I don't smoke anymore and when I did I couldn't stomach it in the morning. I never understood how someone could wake up and start smoking right away.

>>16360694
No, we got along really well. No real romantic interest, though.

>> No.16365601

>>16360613
even the cat looks at me in disgust. maybe it's time to quit smoking...

>> No.16365615

My office staff has to pay for their coffee. Soda drinkers don't get free drinks anywhere, why shouldn't coffee addicts?

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>>16360904
>The days are long but the years are short.
fugggggg

>> No.16365624

>>16365423
Sound based ngl

>> No.16366137

>>16360604
>well-adjusted adult
>needs drugs to cope with waking up.
pick one

>> No.16366167

Quitting smoking was as hard as quitting refined sugar for me. Was totally worth it.

>> No.16366176

>>16365404
Everything that made you ooze over smoking so much in your first sentence, that makes it so enjoyable, all of it is absent in vaping. At the end of the day the only winning move in the game of smoking is not play.

>> No.16366205

>>16360613
they cancel each other out

>> No.16366259

>>16360604
>U no adolt unless u lik wat I lik
Stop being a pretentious cunt

>> No.16368100

>>16360604
Yes to cigarette but not to the disgusting foul poo poo water that is coughy, a nice cup of tea does the trick.

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>>16361013
based

>> No.16368116

>>16363136
based aussie

>> No.16368125

>>16360613
Is this Caravaggio?

>> No.16368135

>>16368125
RTFT

>> No.16368650

>>16363136
60$ for a pack? What fucking hellhole are you in? They’re 7 bucks here, even cheaper on injun reservations

>> No.16368653

>>16363225
anon you’ll give yourself diabetes if you’re not careful

>> No.16368742

>>16368650
Anon is most likely an aussiefag

>> No.16368768

>>16368742
why the fuck are fags so expensive there? Regulations? What a bunch of nazis

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I sustain myself for the first half of the day on boiled eggs and rage.

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>>16368779
You need some carbs son, add some oatmeal and that rage will turn into happy calm mood

>> No.16368955

>>16360681
I don't even eat meat, nigger, stop projecting.

>> No.16368965

>>16368955
>I don't even eat meat

That's your problem semenskin

>> No.16369046

>>16368965
I am perfectly healthy. Even my doctor says so.
>inb4 fat neckbeard smoker pretends to know more than a doctor claiming I couldn't possibly be healtht

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>>16369046
>dr. Nosebergstein says my vegan diet is healthy, therefore i am healthy!!!
kys retard söycuck

>> No.16369151

>>16369093
My doctor is asian, actually, so that's how you know he is trustworthy.
White and kike doctors aren't actually worth a damn and Asians are the only people with brain cells

>> No.16369175

>>16369093
Also I literally never said I was vegan, you absolute mongoloid

>> No.16369208

>>16368936
Thank you for the advice mommy Spy. I will give it a shot.

>> No.16369356

>>16369175
you didn’t need to, vegan

>> No.16369419

>>16369151
lmao

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>>16369151
the smart asian stereotype is false, they are bug people that must be exterminated

>> No.16369564

>>16360604
Smoked marlboro when it was the only one I could find. It's built for pussies that want to smoke. Open ended bijuli cigs is where it's at. It's kinda difficult to find but you experience the cancer creep in with each puff.

>> No.16369596

>>16369356
I'm not a vegan though.

>> No.16369609 [DELETED] 

>>16369457
>the smart asian stereotype is false, they are bug people that must be exterminated

You mean the semenskins of the world need to be replaced. Definitely one color which will eventually fade away

>> No.16369886 [DELETED] 

>>16369609
Fuck you nigger

>> No.16369890 [DELETED] 

>>16369886
Did I strike a nerve jizzstain? Stay mad mayotard

>> No.16370020

>>16360613
coffee is unironically very good for you
CGP did a video on it

>> No.16370435

>>16360604
I can some a cigarette less then 3 min. I quit coke over a year ago but I still smoke it rapidly.

>> No.16370776

>>16360604
>not making your own cigarettes, getting superior quality for half the price
Ngmi