/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16334629]

>According to a recent bombshell report from The New York Times, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. are staring down a massive excess of Thin Mints, Samoas, Tagalongs, and other cookie varieties this year due to COVID-19's effects on membership numbers, as well as the need to “abandon their usual in-person selling methods.”

You did buy a few boxes of Girl Scout cookies, right?

[Anonymous No.16334635]

>>16334629
The fuck is a girl scout cookie and why it's a scam.

[Anonymous No.16334644]

>>16334629
Fuck. I guess Ill do my part... if I have to...
*loosens belt a couple notches*

[Anonymous No.16334647]

>>16334629
I'm not buying their overpriced cookies sold via slave labour

[Anonymous No.16334657]

>>16334635
girl scouts sell cookies door to door to fund their sexist pozzed to shit and back company that teaches little girls to be whores. company rakes in millions because americans are fat retards that can't stop stuffing their mouths. boy scouts sell bird boxes, something that actually has value and improves the world you live in, no one cares because lmao bird boxes. forced to let girls be boy scouts, cunts still complain.

[Anonymous No.16334679]

>>16334629
I stopped buying them years ago when they lied about their trans fat content by using technicalities in labeling laws.
Though I have had them in years past, they changed the bakery who makes them and they suck.

[Anonymous No.16334684]

For me, it's tagalongs

[Anonymous No.16334693]

>>16334635
The Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts are national organizations for children. Its a club you join to do community service and to learn stuff, primarly outdoorsy stuff.

There are traditions and guidelines, and you join local groups so they all the same across the USA.
Since its outdoorsy stuff, you go camping and horse riding and all that shit. Stuff that costs money.
So you fundraise.

Girl scouts sell cookies, boy scouts sell fucking microwave popcorn. You go door to door, sit outside of stores, sell to friends and families to fundraise your trips.
The Girl Scout cookies 20+ years ago used to be fucking god tier cookies, and have gotten more expensive and shittier every year. But its still tradition.
You are buying crappy cookies to essentially help little girls go horseback riding and camping.

Obviously the girl scouts couldnt be out peddling their crappy cookies this year.

[Anonymous No.16334715]

>>16334629
I'll eat them if each of the girl scouts let's me have sex with them

[Anonymous No.16334743]

>>16334629
>their usual in-person selling methods
that's called "their mom sells them for her at her office job."

[Anonymous No.16334754]

15 million girl scout cunnies, you say?

[Anonymous No.16334769]

>>16334629
Nope letthe sexist non-inclusive organization go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.16334772]

>>16334684
I never understood buying these premade cookies. If the scouts were baking their own cookies from scratch, sure, I'll pay a premium to fund their efforts. But the wholesomeness of supporting girls in your local community is heavily undermined when the cookies you're buying are plastered in ® symbols and look like they were made in a factory in China.

[Anonymous No.16334788]

>>16334629
>CONSOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.16334817]

>>16334629
haha the girl scouts going bankrupt

[Anonymous No.16334840]

>>16334772
On one hand I agree.
On the other hand, the girls are like 10 years old. They arent going to bake a ton of cookies and make a profit on them.
There is only so much they can do really. Anything above selling premade cookies will just be the mothers doing all the work even more.

I was in the boy scouts so maybe I just have a soft spot. But my friend was poor as fuck and I know his parents wouldnt have been able to afford any of the shit without selling popcorn.
I always think about that when I buy their cookies.

[Anonymous No.16334842]

>>16334629
Not eating your fucking cookies

[Anonymous No.16334850]

maybe they could sell pies

[Anonymous No.16334852]

>>16334629
Fuck no. I can just go to Dollar Tree and get twelve times the cookies for the same price.

[Anonymous No.16334855]

>>16334684
>>16334852
Scratch that. Five times the cookies for the same price.

[Anonymous No.16334966]

>>16334684
Thin mints in the freezer and it's not even close

[Anonymous No.16334976]

>>16334647
> t. buys reasonably priced cookies made by slave labour

[Anonymous No.16335002]

is it really that easy to become rich in America? just employ little girls to sell your shit? who in the world is going to say no to a girl scout selling cookies.

[Anonymous No.16335047]

>who in the world is going to say no to a girl scout selling cookies

i will. the cookies are absolute shit tier the fucking elves make better cookies and their cheaper too
i swear girlscout cookies are some kind of inside joke against me i don't understand how anyone can enjoy them. i wish i got the same enjoyment everyone else seems to get over the fuckers but theyre stale, uninspired, and overpriced

[Anonymous No.16335066]

>>16335047
meds, take them

[Anonymous No.16335075]

>>16334629
does someone get a salary from the money they get selling these?

[Anonymous No.16335092]

>>16335075
yeah, i do

[Anonymous No.16335097]

>>16335075
yeah and the girls should get paid too i mean fuck the supreme court just ruled in favor of ncaa athletes who were basically working for free while the guys at the top cashed the checks it's just a scam

[Anonymous No.16335141]

>>16334629
people who buy girl scout cookies are basically grooming

[Anonymous No.16335165]

>>16334635
You might know them as German League of Girls.

[Anonymous No.16335218]

>>16334684
I'll get some trefoils, tagalongs, and thin mints for the freezer

[Anonymous No.16335255]

>>16334629
I don't support scams

[Anonymous No.16335287]

>>16334772
This.

The girls don't make the cookies. They are just a marketing tool.

[Anonymous No.16335295]

Fuck those mass produced and soulless cookies that use a network of sweet kids and parents as their profit margin. \
Fuck girl scouts of america

[Anonymous No.16335308]

>>16334684
What the fuck is a toffee-tastic it looks so ass

[Anonymous No.16335621]

>>16334684
Lemon ups looks good
We need more lemon cookies

[Anonymous No.16335636]

Boy Scouts of America is now forced to accept girls into their organization because to not do so is discriminatory and sexist.

Girl Scouts of America is allowed to ban boys from their organization because allowing boys in would "deprive girls of opportunity".

It really does make you think.

[Anonymous No.16335644]

>>16335636
And then the girl scouts complain that the boy scouts are stealing their members.

We live in a fucking clown world.

[Anonymous No.16335670]

>>16335636
>>16335644
they also complained that the boy scouts were't 'diverse' enough. mother fuckers segregate half the population out then complain the other isn't open enough

[Anonymous No.16335673]

>>16335636
>>16335644
>>16335670
Sue them.

[Anonymous No.16335683]

[Anonymous No.16335689]

>>16335644
>LE CLOWN WORLD XD

[Anonymous No.16335695]

>>16334629
If there's a surplus then I'll assume they're reducing the price substantially in order to move the product quickly. Besides, as others have said, knockoff thin mints exist at Family Dollar for a buck a box.

[Anonymous No.16335749]

>>16335689
>CLOWN WORLD

Go back

[Anonymous No.16335755]

>giving future roasties the satisfaction of having successfully sold me a box of overpriced mass produced mediocre cookies
No thanks

[Anonymous No.16335853]

I really hope everyone knows by now that grocery stores sell these exact cookies for like $1.50 a pack

[Anonymous No.16335858]

Maybe if they weren't 5 dollars a box I would. I'll just buy the Keebler equivalents for 2 bucks.

[Anonymous No.16335862]

>>16335749
Why are newfags so fucking stupid? Do you know how quoting works?

[Anonymous No.16335880]

>>16335862
>new to the nuances of greentext culture
>calls other people "newfag"

kys my man

[Anonymous No.16335885]

>>16335621
Based and lemon pilled

[Anonymous No.16335908]

>>16334635
The Girl Scouts use child labor to sell cookies for profit under the pretense of female empowerment. Meanwhile the Boy Scouts opened up to girls and are taking all their workers because it turns out kids want to do fun shit and not sit in a parking lot selling cookies.

[Anonymous No.16335933]

>>16334657
cookies improve the world you're just too autistic and gay to consider the pleasure of other humans to be a good thing

[Anonymous No.16336217]

>>16334647
Child labor is based and should be legalized and normalized

[Anonymous No.16336266]

>>16334629
I would never buy a girl scout cookie that wasn't actually baked by a girl scout or at least her mother. What's the fucking point of these cookies? It's just mass produced shit, and girl scouts are just cold calling sales reps. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.16336314]

>>16335066
Found the AECOM / Postal Service shill.

[Anonymous No.16336342]

>>16334772
They used to be decently priced and exclusive to the Girl Scouts, but Keebler screwed the Girl Scouts over by putting Keebler branded and store branded packs in every grocery store. Doesn’t make sense to pay $5 to $6 a box when I can get fresher ones any time I want for $2.

[Anonymous No.16336346]

Why would I support the girl scouts? It's a business that exploits little girls to make money off of cookies.

If I was going to waste money I'd just donate to the boy scouts, they accept girls anyways so who cares everybody wins?

[Anonymous No.16336350]

>>16334693
Except the girl scouts is a spiteful organization that's sued the boy scouts multiple times. Why the fuck would anyone that isn't a faggot feminist support them?

[Anonymous No.16336351]

>>16334629
i dont support femoids

[Anonymous No.16336356]

>>16335047
>the fucking elves make better cookies
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16336407]

I'll only buy for a younger cousin or niece in girl scouts and they have to visit at least a few times a year. The way I see it it's like I'm doing your daughter and her troop a service, it's not asking a lot to bring her over now and then so we can catch up on life, watch cartoons, play with her dolls, whatever she wants to do for fun.

[Anonymous No.16336435]

>>16334629
why would I pay money for cookies when I could just spend money on good cookies instead

[Anonymous No.16336443]

>>16336350
I never see those faggots at my door or grocery store so I wouldn't know. I imagine fucking retarded boomers think ugly mutt kids are cute.

[Anonymous No.16336568]

Well, where the fuck can you buy them? These retards weren't at the grocery stores this year

[Anonymous No.16336639]

>>16335308
it's a disgusting dry and sandy cookie

[Anonymous No.16336650]

I don't eat cookies.
Fuck off fatass.

[Anonymous No.16336760]

I remember buying girl scout cookies ONE time in like early 2000s here in Canada, and ever since, I've never seen them ever again going door to door to sell them.

[Anonymous No.16337020]

>>16334629
>covid
Can we all just stop with the blaming covid for everything and just admit that girls scout cookies suck. If they were as good as people pretend they are they would have no problem selling them online or in other ways.

[Anonymous No.16337030]

>>16334840
>profit
Why do they need to make profit?

What is "Girl Scouts" anyway? I was thinking them as a summer camp or a club, but making them sell cookies so you can make profit seems... illegal?

[Anonymous No.16337232]

>>16337030
selling them at a loss seems like a waste of time

[Anonymous No.16337247]

>>16334657
based schizo

[Anonymous No.16337254]

>>16334684
I love samoas but wanna try those s'mores mofos.

[Anonymous No.16337272]

>>16337030
Profit is money above the cost of goods/labor. The profit is used to fund their trips and the like.

[Anonymous No.16337276]

>>16334657
>bird boxes
Building things with your hands is toxic masculinity. Shilling industrially processed shitty cookies is more diverse.

[Anonymous No.16337320]

I can get 40 cookies for $2 at family dollar.

[Anonymous No.16337334]

>>16337320
Probably made in the same factory too.

[Anonymous No.16337369]

>>16335689
Get massacred like a dog in the street leftist chud

[Anonymous No.16337374]

>>16334693
>To do community stuff, primarily outdoorsy stuff
That's not the Boy Scouts I joined in the 90s. They were just starting to get rid of things like archery, marksmanship, knot tying, topographic map reading, camping, etc. etc. because of parent lawsuits. It was, even 30 years ago, an organization on the cusp of being extra-daycare, much like schools, fully sterilized so as to be completely safe and inoffensive to everyone forever.

Except you also put in time and effort and they turn that time and effort into propaganda. Back then it was racial stuff, these days its largely LGBT stuff.

[Anonymous No.16337376]

>>16337369
Why are they wearing african clothing? Isn't that cultural appropriation?

[Anonymous No.16337381]

>>16337030
>Why do they need to make profit?
So they can use that profit to go on their camping trips anon
Did you think the whole fun part about the club was sitting around in a parking lot selling shitty cookies?

[Anonymous No.16337389]

>>16337376
DNC thugs can do what they want with zero repercussions.

We citizens need to hold them accountable.

[Anonymous No.16337391]

>>16337369
Follow the eader, incel

[Anonymous No.16337395]

>>16334629
I will buy the thin mints from walmart that cost a fraction of the cost and still taste exactly the same if not better. Fuck zogbots.

[Anonymous No.16337397]

>>16336350
Because those 12 year old girls dont know or care, they just want to go ride horses with their classmates
Why let politics ruin a good (enough) thing? You want them sitting on the computer all day instead?

[Anonymous No.16337402]

>>16337374
It's much more useful to collect patches for diversity awareness, posting political memes on instagram, and molotov cocktail throwing.

[Anonymous No.16337426]

>>16337374
>They were just starting to get rid of things like archery, marksmanship, knot tying, topographic map reading, camping, etc. etc. because of parent lawsuits.
This isnt true. If that happened to you, thats the failing of your local troop, not the organization as a whole.

I joined the Cub scouts in 2000, I stayed in for years and became a Life Scout.
I helped organize the yealry local boy scout camp multiple times which included all sorts of merit badge activities, including archery and marksmanship. We used 22lr rifles and compound bows.
You bought the documentation and shit directly from the boy scouts store, (yes there is an actual brick and mortar store and online store.) Its basically a Camp in the Box, so you dont have to figure it all out yourself.

I didnt hit eagle scout, but I am a member of the local private outdoor gun club. I shoot trap as a hobby.
There is a yearly shoot with boys and girl scouts, teaching them firearm safety and how to shoot skeet and trap, and then they camp on the premises. This is outside of the standard camping done at the local BS and GS camps.

You literally dont know what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.16337430]

>>16337374
No they weren't, I still did all those things you fagola

[Anonymous No.16337431]

>>16337391
Ok, right after 6 million of your kind get slaughtered again faggot

[Anonymous No.16337434]

>>16337402
It must be awful living your life, turning any and everything you can into some unspeakable boogeyman to be afraid of.
SAD!

[Anonymous No.16337435]

>>16337426
All most people know about scouts is the propaganda we see in the media. Depending on what day of the week it is, they're either a den of pedophiles, or they're bigots. I imagine that the activities done have a lot to do with who the local scout masters are. If it's a scout troop in the middle of some shitstain city like Seattle, their idea of camping is to probably set up in a traffic median alongside the hobos, and they learn how to toast marshmallows over an electric space heater.

[Anonymous No.16337441]

>>16337434
Nah, I'm pretty chill. I seem to have struck a nerve though.

[Anonymous No.16337454]

>>16337426
i had the same experience as >>16337374, joined in 96. it was however ran by women, stingiest fuckers ever for handing out badges and we basically spent most of the time doing shitty party games and tying reef knots

[Anonymous No.16337464]

>>16337441
Its more baffling than angering anon.
Of all the organizations to politicize to push your narrative, you picked the one teaching kids how to do community service, camp, hunt, fish, carry around knives etc.
Its exact opposite of your nameless faceless boogeyman you depict

As if the same people who spend their summers cleaning up their neighborhoods, building new parks and restoring old are the same that are going to "molotov cocktail" their own communities.

[Anonymous No.16337472]

I went down the cookie aisle for the first time a few years ago and discovered they sell these exact same cookies for much cheaper.
Haven't bought a Girl Scout cookies since.

[Anonymous No.16337475]

>>16337464
I'm not pushing a narrative. I'm just telling you what ends up on the news concerning them. I don't have an opinion one way or another since I never bothered joining. The scouts were always an enigma to me because they did all this stuff and acted like it was something they should get special recognition for. It was all just stuff that I was already doing with my family and considered a normal part of growing up.

[Anonymous No.16337489]

>>16335908
>forcing girls to work in kitchen
>empowerment

[Anonymous No.16337495]

>>16334644
These girls are pretty young

[Anonymous No.16337497]

>>16337475
> I'm just telling you what ends up on the news concerning them
You are worrying about MSM clickbait?
Why would you waste your time doing that anon?

>It was all just stuff that I was already doing with my family and considered a normal part of growing up.
It is if you have a well adjusted family.
The fact that a lot of people dont, the scouts can do good things for them. Those kids arent going to learn how to be well adjusted at home or at school afterall.

[Anonymous No.16337566]

>>16336342
This is true? They have Keebler Samoans?

[Anonymous No.16337593]

My friend had her daughter join girl scouts and for like 3 years it turned her life into a nightmare. She was basically a slave to sell cookies for/with her daughter. Driving all over the place, getting bullied like hell by the GSA higher ups to sell more, forcing her to pickup a trunkload of cookies at a time and refusing to take any back, etc. 90% of the activities and effort the girls did was sell cookies and they did fuckall anything else.

It's such a good thing that scouts takes girls now, I hope GSA fucking collapses. Useless organization.

[Anonymous No.16337665]

>>16334629
Those dirty little whores will have to suck my dick if they want me to buy their overpriced cookies.

[Anonymous No.16337670]

>>16337495
Huh?

[Anonymous No.16337691]

>>16337593
I thought that Boymolester Scouts taking girls was another modern devolution, but those girls are better off anywhere but under GSA.

[Anonymous No.16337701]

>>16335165
Ach, ja, die Hitlerjugend und Hitlermädchen. Ich habe sie gern.

[Anonymous No.16338320]

>>16337489
They don't make the cookies they just sell them. They say it's about learning marketing and building business skills. I say it's pimping lolis to horny men at a gas station or worse having their moms who also do some MLM scam at the office for them while you have a bakery full of Asian immigrants making the product.

[Anonymous No.16338597]

do americans really

[Anonymous No.16338608]

>>16338597
>Do Americans really?
Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Make the most delicious cookies? Force children to sell them for our convenience? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?

You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.

[Anonymous No.16338618]

>>16334684
I'll take lemon ups, thin mints, samosas, Tagalongs.. fuck it just give me them all

[Anonymous No.16338627]

>>16334754
Based

[Anonymous No.16338636]

>>16337566

[Anonymous No.16338726]

I refuse to support an organization that tells young women to be whores. You're paying 2x the price for the same made in china keebler shit.

[Anonymous No.16338735]

>>16338636
there is a substitute for samoans and thin mints, but nobody makes a tagalongs substitute

[Anonymous No.16338736]

>>16337397
I'd rather they be doing anything other than being a prop for entertaining bored feminists Karen mothers

[Anonymous No.16338759]

>>16334693
The thin mints are yummy though

[Anonymous No.16338780]

Why would I listen to anything published by a news outlet owned by Jeff Bezos?

[Anonymous No.16338794]

>>16334644
Can I rub your belly when you’re finished? Haha. Just wondering.

[Anonymous No.16338838]

>>16334684
girl scout cookies are a scam
you could buy these same types of cookies under a different brand name for half the price or even less

[Anonymous No.16339675]

>>16334629
Girl scout cookies taste artificial and gross. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.16339684]

>>16334684
Wait they're back to calling them Samoas now? I thought that they cancelled that name and changed them to caramel delights or some shit because they decided that Samoas is racist or something

[Anonymous No.16339690]

>live in Canada
>we only have chocolate and vanilla girl scout cookies

[Anonymous No.16339868]

>>16338735
Wow. I have been calling them TAGALOGS, like the fucking language my entire life. I had to double check and make sure you didn't just call them the wrong thing. Jesus fuck I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.16339877]

>>16334629
Teaching young women and girls honesty, integrity and life skills?

Fucking white supremacist terror group. Ban the guides. Now if you'll excuse me I must get back to my matzo ball soup before it gets cold.

[Anonymous No.16339883]

>>16334684
Lemon-ups for me. There is just something about them that is oh so good.

[Anonymous No.16339909]

>>16339868
hahah fuckin hell. it happens anon what can ya do

just think of all the people throughout your life who thought you were a fucking tard