/dck/ depression recipe general

[Anonymous No.16331493]

Let's post recipes for those that only have the energy to use a microwave

[Anonymous No.16331497]

Post three

[Anonymous No.16331501]

>>16331497
I'll start us off strong with my dinner that I've been having for the last week.

>Jamaican beef patty
>Dijon mustard

[Anonymous No.16331512]

I'm concerned about my health but I also just sit in bed for 3 hours after I wake up because I have no life and no friends.

Breakfast
>A scoop of peanut butter
>wash it down with a frosty glass of milk
>Banana

[Anonymous No.16331533]

>>16331512
Why does the glass of milk have to be frosty?

[Anonymous No.16331562]

>>16331533
That's a weird question. Why do you need to ask?

[Anonymous No.16331564]

>>16331512
>I also just sit in bed for 3 hours after I wake up because I have no life and no friends.
thats sad man

[Anonymous No.16331579]

>>16331564
Wow really?

[Anonymous No.16331596]

>make eggs
>Make Raman
>For some reason putting the egg in the Raman is too much effort

[Anonymous No.16332026]

>>16331493
Oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.16332030]

>>16331493
Microwavable jimmy dean sausages. Not bad. No bread or breading. You can microwave bag ramen in a disposable bowl. Other than that I just cook late at night and save it in a tupperware to microwave later.

[Anonymous No.16332037]

>>16331493
>Hot dog in bread slice
>roman noodle
>peanut butter pretzels until im sick
>trail mix
>rice
Idk

[Anonymous No.16332038]

>>16331596
That's weird. You already made it. Just dump it in.

[Anonymous No.16332103]

i made dis

[Anonymous No.16332109]

>>16332103
You're asian or whoever made that is

[Anonymous No.16332126]

>>16332109
>fork
>asian

[Anonymous No.16332131]

>>16332126
>peanut butter and noodles
>not asian

Ok fine then an asiaboo

[Anonymous No.16332239]

>>16331493
frozen food
instant ramen
sandwiches

[Anonymous No.16332247]

For me, it's buying 10 McChickens while wasted, then reheating them in the microwave as I get hungry, since I could only get through 3 the previous night.

[Anonymous No.16332362]

>>16331596
Just scramble the eggs and pour them in once you're done cooking the noodles and let the residual heat cook them like egg drop soup

[Anonymous No.16332657]

[Anonymous No.16332686]

>>16332247
Based drunk driver

[Anonymous No.16332696]

>>16331596
It's okay, they mix in your stomach

[Anonymous No.16332708]

microwaved potato and ketchup

[Anonymous No.16332729]

>>16332103
I wish I liked peanut butter. I feel like I'm missing out on a shitload of American stuff and recipes because of it

If I just keep trying it every now and again, can I train myself to like it?

[Anonymous No.16332827]

>>16332729
I don't think so, in my case I loved it from the start. I like it so much I literally eat it by the spoonfuls sometimes. in this recipe you could replace it with sesame sauce

[Anonymous No.16332849]

>>16331493
Try eating one of these crybaby

[Anonymous No.16333024]

>>16332849
wow this looks delicious

[Anonymous No.16333069]

>>16331493
used to make this in college when i didn't even have a microwave
>slice of white bread
>slim jims cut in half vertically
>ez cheez
>dried red peppers
>another slice of white bread
>dill pickle on the side

[Anonymous No.16333102]

>>16331493
Just buy TV dinners dipshit

[Anonymous No.16333117]

>wake up
>eat ice cream
>twinkies
>lil debbie snack cakes
>egg and cheese omelete for lunch
>more snack cakes
>order pizzas
>eat a large save large for later
>more snack cakes
>have rest of pizza for midnight snack

[Anonymous No.16333128]

>>16332849
Waiter, there's a hair in my food!

[Anonymous No.16333153]

>>16331493
>general

[Anonymous No.16333298]

>>16332729
You getting jif creamy butter? They make trashy stuff that has no sugar or is "authentic" fuck that get yourself the candy in a jar from jif. Don't get crunchy

[Anonymous No.16333300]

>>16333128

[Anonymous No.16333327]

potatoes
block of marinated tofu
precut saladmix
tomatoes
red paprika

>start boiling the potatoes
>dice the tomatoes and cut the paprika
>add tomatoes and paprika in a bowl, add salt and olive oil, mix that shit, do the same with the salad mix
>dice the tofu
>potatoes are done, dice them and add salt and olive oil, mix that shit.
>add everything in a bowl
enjoy

[Anonymous No.16333336]

nothing. im too tired too eat

[Anonymous No.16333378]

>>16331493
>Tuna sandwich
Drain the can of tuna
Mix the tuna with mayo
Spread on a slice of bread
Optional add hot sauce so it is a bit less sad
Cover with other bread slice

[Anonymous No.16333410]

Tuna
Diced onion
Diced tomates
5 spoonfuls of mayo
Olive oil, salt, oregano, pepper sauce

Mix it altogether and eat with bread or crackers

[Anonymous No.16333413]

>>16331493
>can of soup
>bottle of hot sauce
wa la

[Anonymous No.16333437]

>>16333410
One could replace tuna with shredded rotisserie chicken
In this case, add canned carrots/corn/whatever u like

Use shoestring potatoes as topping if u feeling fancy

[Anonymous No.16333444]

>>16331493
>open a can of tuna
>eat a can of tuna

[Anonymous No.16333459]

>>16333378
I used to eat this literally everyday at one point, but here's my added steps for flavour
>Put the tuna in a bowl
>add a teaspoon of dill
>a dollop of mayo just enough that it's easy to mix
>garlic
> diced celery
>spread it on toast
>It's usually a lot so you can just save half the bowl for another sandwich.

[Anonymous No.16333465]

Anyone want to be friends on the east coast

[Anonymous No.16333506]

>>16333465
florida?

[Anonymous No.16333513]

>>16333465
Ottawa?

[Anonymous No.16333521]

>>16333336
This is accurate. I'm skinny because I just sleep as soon as I'm done work. Most of the time I just sleep.

[Anonymous No.16333527]

>>16333506
South?

[Anonymous No.16333540]

ive been eating uncle bens red beans and rice every meal the last 6 days

[Anonymous No.16333543]

>>16331512
i keep forgetting to put my mug back in the freezer so i only have icey mugs every other day because im a depressed loser who cant do anything right

[Anonymous No.16333640]

>take potato
>poke it with a fork
>microwave for 5 minutes
>wrap it in a paper towel and eat it with your fucking hands

[Anonymous No.16333652]

>>16331493
>chop some chicken breast
>brown in pan
>dump in yellow rice and water
>bring to a boil then cover and simmer
Made this daily last time I was feeling like shit.

[Anonymous No.16333706]

>>16333652
are frozen chicken breasts okay?

[Anonymous No.16333726]

the top usually ends up crunchy and hard to chew

[Anonymous No.16333730]

>>16333706
Whatever works for you I guess

[Anonymous No.16333737]

>>16333527
panhandle. sucks.

[Anonymous No.16333765]

>>16333726
Smother these bad boys with some sour cream and hot sauce

[Anonymous No.16333768]

>>16331493
When I'm depressed I don't eat.

[Anonymous No.16333781]

I just have sleep for dinner

[Anonymous No.16333784]

Breakfast:
Protein powder with whole milk, half of my daily calories are in this because I've started to hate eating.
Lunch:
Tea
Dinner:
Either whatever frozen meat and veg slop I can put together or fast food. Formerly alcohol.

[Anonymous No.16333829]

Step 1. Open
Step 2. Eat

[Anonymous No.16333869]

>>16331493
I’m on a liquid diet

[Anonymous No.16333887]

a kilo of apple seeds

[Anonymous No.16333890]

>>16331512
>sit in bed for 3 hours after I wake up because I have no life and no friends.
so does everyone else youre not unique

[Anonymous No.16333894]

>>16331493
can of tuna mixed with microwave alfredo pasta never fails

[Anonymous No.16333900]

>>16333829
Step 3. Liquid Feces

[Anonymous No.16333901]

[Anonymous No.16333910]

All I ate when I was couldn't get out of bed when I had lost my job, my girlfriend, my house, all my friends and when I had dropped out of school and all I would was watch the same three episodes of Archer over and over again was instant ramen covered in sour cream and vodka red bulls. If not that, then like a payday bar and coffee soda or something.

[Anonymous No.16333919]

>>16333869
>guys simple syrup
Literally sugar in water bro.

[Anonymous No.16333945]

>>16331493
sad beans n susaje

[Anonymous No.16333990]

why is everyone so down nowadays

[Anonymous No.16333996]

>>16333990
vaxx side effects mostly

[Anonymous No.16334001]

>>16333990
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.16334147]

>>16331493
>4 Hot Dogs
>4 Pieces of Bacon
>1 can of drained corn
All on the same baking sheet.
Bake at 375 for 15 minutes, turn the dogs, flip the corn and bacon, then another 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.16334150]

>>16331512
> I also just sit in bed for 3 hours after I wake up because I have no life and no friends.
I do this after waking up and before going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.16334214]

>>16333990
Social media makes everyone think their lives suck in comparison

[Anonymous No.16334317]

fuck capitalism, fuck having to justify your existence through labor.
here's my breakfast made during my morning shift, a glass of white wine and 2 sausages with sweet chili sauce

[Anonymous No.16334616]

ready to eat sausage roll and half a can of vegetable soup from lidl

[Anonymous No.16334624]

>>16332849
>9mm
Itll bounce off his head

[Anonymous No.16334636]

>>16333990
Because life is fucking tough, and it gets tougher the older you get. People are allowed to feel down and have long phases in which they are in limbo.
It is what it is, not everyone can be born an oil prince.

[Anonymous No.16334689]

>>16331493
dude, try microwaving water. Now give it to a plant. Now watch that plant die.

And you F wonder why you are depressed?

[The count No.16335432]

>>16331564
Haha yeah look at this faggot staying in bed for 3 hours after he wakes up. Imagine if someone did this for 8 over the course of 7 years haha yeah fucking loser.

Imagine just letting your life slip through your fingers and having no idea how to stop the ebbing of time. No-one to care how you spend your time. It's almost as if the two are connected, but at this point the hole is so deep you have no idea how to climb out and the more you recognise the problem the more painful your descent becomes.

Anyway going to go be a productive and healthy husband and father to my children.

[Anonymous No.16335439]

instant oatmeal. i don't even microwave it i just boil my kettle and pour the bare minimum amount of water to make it not powdery and super thick. maybe i'll have an apple too

[Anonymous No.16335564]

>>16333117
how fat?

[Anonymous No.16336018]

>>16335439
That shit always makes me feel super sluggish and tired. It's more sugar than oats. At least the Quaker oats brand. Do you have a personal favorite brand?

At one point I was making home made steel cut oats with boiled water and my own sugar. It was awful, I fucking hate oats

[Anonymous No.16336403]

>>16332849
don't eat these
you'll chip your teeth

[Anonymous No.16336638]

when will ramen noodles start to taste good?

[Anonymous No.16336666]

>>16336018
i use a brand called better oats or quaker. you're full of shit about the sugar by the way, picrel is the nutrition info for one packet of the quaker instant oatmeal i use. it is the regular flavour though, apples and cinnamon and other gay flavours probably have higher sugar content

[Anonymous No.16336693]

>>16334636
You fucking pussy life isn't tough. You're just weak willed and don't want to put any effort into anything and then expect everything to be handed to you. I'm sick of seeing all you retards posting about how "life is so hard" when you refuse to put a modicum of effort into improving your situation.

[Anonymous No.16336757]

>>16335432
I’m feel you brother. At least you have a family though. I don’t even take my first piss or drink of water until I get out 8 hours later.

[Anonymous No.16336821]

>>16333410
>diced vegetables

[Anonymous No.16336856]

>>16336821
Slapchop

[Anonymous No.16336882]

cook 200g of minced meat in a pan then crack a few eggs on it. add whatever flavorings you want

[Anonymous No.16336914]

>>16331493
I have a classic recipe that I’ve perfected over many years!

>eat raw ingredients or canned vegetables
>try to eat at least once a day

[Anonymous No.16337174]

>>16336693
Shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.16337186]

heres a clue this post is written by a 17yr old retard. nothing tastes good on depression

[Anonymous No.16337225]

>>16335439
I just open the bag, pour it in my mouth and chug some room temperature water to down it

[Anonymous No.16337234]

>>16331493
When I was really depressed last year I would eat lots of overnight oats. Just some oats and 3/4 that amount of almond milk (cow milk has too much sugar and the taste is indistinguishable in the final product) maybe with some jam on it if I felt like it. It's perfect, just cold and nearly flavorless sloppa.

[Anonymous No.16337250]

>>16337186
>implying you have to enjoy food to eat it

[Anonymous No.16337372]

If you can wake up early enough to use a slow cooker it'll be slightly better for you than nuking another hotdog or pot pie, and most of these are "dump shit in and walk away".

[Anonymous No.16337481]

>>16333128

[Anonymous No.16337506]

>>16333128
Kek

[Anonymous No.16337518]

>>16333945
Similarly, can of bush’s baked beans, mix in a can of chicken, microwave. Theme good eats

[Anonymous No.16337550]

>>16332103
EW

[Anonymous No.16337572]

honestly if I depression cook I just stay depressed
forcing myself to cook something involved is a great way of rocking myself out of a dump
ie. a full works lasagna that takes me half a day and drains the last penny out of my bank account. knowing that I'll continue to feel miserable up until the point it's between resting and being plated at like, 9 PM

I won't judge and say these shortcut meals are inherently bad, it's just food for thought. there's a hidden power inside the action

[Anonymous No.16337587]

>>16337234
try processing the oats down so they're part powdery and part grits, boil it into a sludge with sufficient salt and a shot of molasses, and pretend you're eating 18th century sailor rations. makes me feel great

[Anonymous No.16337589]

>>16337372
>depression meals using $30 cuts of meat
Uh huh.

[Anonymous No.16337596]

>>16337589
fat people do that. you're skinny if you're depressed, or you're fat and therefore you're depressed. the first group don't eat because they're sad, the second group are sad because they eat.

[Anonymous No.16337613]

>>16337596
The sad deathfats I've seen got that way from
A. Cheap desserts and soda
B. Fried food and pizza
Quality meat is at the end of the list, past Z.

[Anonymous No.16337637]

>>16333327
>boil
>dice
>mix

I think you missed the point of this thread anon

[Anonymous No.16337639]

>>16337613
:nodding:
you right, I've seen the sad deathfats who pull 100k+ a year do the meat stuff. I think it's an income thing. I'm thinking of a particular individual in my case. hell that sad brisket recipe is to him to the letter, is something I've seen him eat twice a day 3 times a week. he farts like wario. Way more likely for them to be eating crap like you said

[Anonymous No.16337646]

>have a pack of dumplings in the fridge
>boil water
>add bay leaf
>toss some dumplings
>cook 8 minutes
>get out of water
>add ketchup

[Anonymous No.16338091]

>>16333996
I just feel bad for you /pol/fags at this point. I can't imagine being this much of a schizo.

[Anonymous No.16338112]

>>16333128

[Anonymous No.16338293]

>>16331493
>You need one of those soup mugs with a top.
Got rolled oats (fuck instant rolled don't take much to cook) and put a serving to 1.5 servings in the mug with fav spices. Add water so it covers it with a little bit over the top; just like rice. Microwave it for maybe like 2 minutes. Remover CAREFULLY, cause it will be hot. While that's chilling pour out a serving of frozen fruit or berries and microwave it till its defrosted and not super cold; like 1min-1.5min. Carefully open and remove mug lid; steam is hot. Dump in fruit. If you have peanutbutter, get a big spoonful of that and stir it into the mug.

BOOM! Full of nutrition and easy. Only thing is if you don't want to clean a mug everyday, it will honestly work in a big enough bowl. I used to microwave the berries and oatmeal at the same time, but forget how. Tumeric and cocoa powder are great in this too.

P.S. sprouts sells their brand peanut butter that contains ONLY peanuts with no palm oil trash for like $3 for a 16oz jar.

Depression sucks but not eating garbage food helps.

[Anonymous No.16338317]

>>16333506
>>16333737
Central gang

[Anonymous No.16338379]

>>16337589
A chicken is like nine bucks and should feed you for six meals.
Also I have an aside on beans in there.

[Anonymous No.16338413]

>>16331493
plain packaged spinach and spring mix thats been washed. i just eat it out of the container with my hands

[Anonymous No.16338534]

>>16336666
checked and
>>16336018
>>16335439
I always did think it was more sugar than oats, so I would always mix a packet with about an equal portion of the whole rolled oats, rather than say two packets. I'm partial to the strawberries and cream flavor, even though there's no strawberries and no cream.

[Anonymous No.16338551]

>>16338413
this but a spoon in giant tubs of greek yogurt

[Anonymous No.16338671]

>>16331512
put the peanut butter on the banana man, you're making this more painful for yourself than it has to be

[Anonymous No.16338687]

>>16332103
based
i do this shit all the time, but its a lot easier to just leave a little water in the ramen when you drain it and mix everything in after

[Anonymous No.16338704]

If you can use the oven and don't need food ASAP, my personal favorite:
>2 Russet Potatoes
>1-2 Yellow Onions
> 1/2- 1 stick of butter
1. Lay foil in oven over rack, set oven to 425F, start next steps while preheating. Some prefer doing it on the racks and having something to catch the excess butter, I don't notice a difference and the foil makes for easier cleanup.
2. Wash potatoes with hands, dry off and leave for at least 15 minutes
3. Put around 1/4-1/2 of the stick in a large microwave-safe bowl and heat on low power until mostly melted
4. Add a few shakes of salt, more if unsalted butter
5. Poke a few holes in each potato with a fork
6. Coat potatoes with butter in bowl
7. Set oven to 1 hour 15 minutes, put both potatoes on foil.
8. Take yellow onion(s), chop off ends, slice in half from the tops
9. Peel off uppermost complete layer
10, Lather onion halves in butter, making sure it absorbs some. Optionally add pepper.
11. At around 1 hour remaining, put in full halves
12. At 30 minutes Separate out onion halves and flip potatoes
13. Check at 10 minutes if onions are sufficiently crispy
14. When ready, take out onions and potatoes.
15. Make incision into top of potatoes, and spin a knife/fork inside to fluff up potato
16. Add butter into potato, fluff up more
And then add whatever toppings you like into the potatoes and serve. I like tabasco.
Unless they are large, you can probably eat them with one hand. You can also turn off the oven and keep the other potato inside while eating the first to keep the latter warm.

[Anonymous No.16338706]

>>16332247
perfect.
only reason i go to mcdonalds anymore

[Anonymous No.16338769]

>depression meals
>people posting food prep
These are the people who have never been depressed and just think mental illnesses are fun and quirky.

[Anonymous No.16338782]

>>16338379
>a chicken
>6 meals
Even a manlet like me can't feed off skeleton meals like this.

[Anonymous No.16338891]

>>16331493
6 pack + box of cheez its

[Anonymous No.16338935]

>>16338293
anon use the stove and oven

[Anonymous No.16339004]

Here's my borger recipe
>>/ck/thread/S9984897

[Anonymous No.16339046]

>>16337589
Hmm?
If that's too pricy for a meal totally fair, I can agree with that, but the price of the ingredients doesn't invalidate it being a depression meal.
While a depression meal is often intentionally half-assed or looks depressing, it doesn't have to be. The main thing is that it is convenient and manageable for a person who is depressed, rather than foregoing the meal altogether.

[Anonymous No.16339061]

>>16331512
ever thought about going to the gym? its really not daunting at all and eventually you'll meet someone there.
take my advice or leave it. i know you'll leave it, but on the off chance you do actually take it god speed.

[Anonymous No.16339073]

>>16331493
When I'm really in the shits I don't even have energy to cook shit in the microwave. Spaghettios with meatballs in the can and bologna sandwiches are my go-to

[Anonymous No.16339087]

>>16339004
I had an old coworker who was heavily, constantly depressed (and as far as reasons go, his were pretty damn legitimate) but also loved his food. So after 25 decades of depending heavily on a microwave while working 18+-hour shifts, he had acquired the tools, utensils, and skills needed to make a bunch of dishes you wouldn't think once of making in a microwave.
No joke, the best shrimp gumbo + seasoned rice I've ever had came from him sitting alongside the industrial microwave at work and tweaking the power levels with the various cold/frozen ingredients. I'd often bring in raw ingredients and help him make it.

[Anonymous No.16339090]

>>16333640
Okay that's fucking grim

[Anonymous No.16339156]

>>16339061
My one and only friend moved away. We'd go to the gym together whenever we got the chance. Between lockdown (Canada is 10x more strict than America) I just lost all motivation to move my body like before. I'd like to go but I literally can't until lockdown ends.

[Anonymous No.16339160]

>>16333890
>>16334150
I'm glad I'm not a freak. I wish we were all more open about this. I just feel like a lot of this shit we feel bad about are just secrets we don't tell anybody event though it's completely normal.

[Anonymous No.16339169]

>>16339160
Pretty sure normies do that too on days they don't have to work. It's just instead of lying there doing nothing or browsing 4chan they're scrolling through social media

[Anonymous No.16339185]

>Microwave instant mashed potatoes
>Microwave some spam(can do both together)
>Sprinkle cheese and pepper on

Pretty good and quick. Works with ham too.

Another one:
>About a spoon of bouillon or better-than-bouillon(stuff's pretty good)
>Water in a bowl
>Mix with frozen vegetables and canned chicken
>Microwave and mix everything until it's palatable

Tada. Easy "soup." Can make more of it on the stove.

Otherwise it's just hotpockets and poptarts with a daily multivitamin because I can't be bothered to put in the effort to ensure all my meals are nutritionally balanced. Had a horrible vitamin deficiency for the longest time because of that.

[Anonymous No.16339194]

>>16333640
see >>16338704 , minus the onions if you don't want to bother with that.
>>16339090
Depending on your perspective, it's a whole lot less grim than having so little fucks as to eat it raw.

[Anonymous No.16339197]

>>16338782
The titties are about a meal each, breasts are about a meal each, a wing a leg and the back meat makes for the last pair o meals.
If you pair with rice, potatoes, bread or whatever that should be enough.

[Anonymous No.16339222]

>>16339194
dude's eating a microwaved potato out of a paper towel, he's not going through 45 minutes of meal prep
that's some functional family mealtime shit

[Anonymous No.16339254]

>>16339156
that sucks man. im in the UK and I was depressed as fuck during lockdown. fortunately gyms reopened a coupe months ago. It was hard to go at first but evntually I got into a routine and it felt good. All I can advise is keep toughing it out until they eventually reopen, perhaps buy some dumbells for some some small home workouts. The gym has become my lifeline, I hope it can be yours too.

[Anonymous No.16339304]

I have depression but still have the energy to make myself eggs and bacon and coffee most days. I also go to the gym, yeah some days I just stay home and do nothing but I couldn’t live like that everyday. I think some of you are just fat and that’s why you’re depressed and/or have no energy, you need to go to the gym or at least go for a walk.

[Anonymous No.16339313]

>>16339222
>he's not going through 45 minutes of meal prep
Unless you consider waiting while doing something else to be prep time, it is not. What does take over hour is passive waiting for preheating and the potatoes to cook. If that's too much, fair, but beyond flipping the switch and waiting there's no work on your part. You're just stuck in your living space, you just do whatever until the heating alarm/timer goes off. Set it and (mostly) forget it.
If you use pre-washed potatoes (or don't care) like he is, the minimal "meal prep," as in where you do work to make the meal, is liquefying the butter, covering the potatoes, flipping them once, and fluffing/buttering up the insides (which you can do after sitting down to eat). That's 5-10 minutes even if you're going slow.
What's actually most laborious is the cleanup, unless you have a dishwasher. I don't, the buttery bowl is a bit annoying. Foil avoids having to clean up an oven dish if you let the butter solidify on it.
>that's some functional family mealtime shit
It sure can be, though I imagine most families would be making this as a convenient side to some main dish. It can also be dysfunctional single mealtime shit. This is easier than washing and cooking rice in a rice cooker and eating it with some sauce, for instance.

[Anonymous No.16339339]

>>16339313
I'm sure it's easy, but that's not a depression meal though.
People getting out of bed for the first time in two days because they need to eat *something* aren't preheating an oven and rolling potatoes in seasoned butter. They're microwaving a potato.

[Anonymous No.16339388]

>>16339339
What about getting out of bed after 12 hours of waking up and rolling around for hours solely to avoid the sores becoming worse?
Only half-joking. I both agree with your specific scenario, but I don't think that it doesn't qualify as a depression meal because it only works with someone with a lesser state of depression. I mentioned that caveat in the first post.
If one's depression is severe enough they are going to have trouble eating anything at all, even the easiest meals here, because satiating the pang of hunger is a huge bother in itself.
I think my recipe is possibly useful to him, which is why I brought it up. If you disagree, fair.

[Anonymous No.16339561]

>>16331493
for breakfast
>wake up
>accept hunger pains
>stay in bed
for lunch
>accept hunger pains
for dinner
>accepr hunger pains
at 4 am
>cook cup of ramen and put into bowl
>left over chicken cut into pieces into bowl
>left over can of corn into bowl
>mix
>eat and be grossed out but eat it anyways
>back to bed

[Anonymous No.16339570]

Breakfast
>hunger pains
Lunch
>yogurt and soda
>handfull of cheetos
Dinner
>glass of milk

Send help

[Anonymous No.16339648]

>>16332103
8/10 would eat

[Anonymous No.16339726]

>>16333829
This guy fucks.

[Anonymous No.16339788]

How do you keep your kitchen clean? I find it just builds up over time, any tips that even I can implement?

[Anonymous No.16339827]

>>16332103
I found this revolting at first, but the more I think about it, the more I see it's basically just making a sort of spicy peanut sauce.

[Anonymous No.16339861]

hello wildcats
this is weber cooks

[Anonymous No.16340033]

>>16338935
No. This is better.

[Anonymous No.16340039]

>>16331493
Don't be lazy. Here's my breakfast:
Take one pound of pork sausages. Cook them evenly, pour off fat. Add one and one half box of soda crackers (unsalted) crumbled. Pour in one cup of boiling water. Cover tight and steam five minutes. Serve with fried sweet potatoes and plenty of hot, black coffee.
It's easier than it sounds. It's like a mediation for me.
If that's too hard just mix some pepsi and peanuts together and eat and drink at the same time.

[Anonymous No.16340452]

>>16339254
Thanks bro

[Anonymous No.16340466]

>>16333069
grim

[Anonymous No.16340480]

>>16340039
It’s not about laziness my dude, it’s about mood.

[Anonymous No.16340554]

Instant Ramen, microwaved
Can of deenz or other fish opened mashed and thrown into Ramen
Wa la

[Anonymous No.16340802]

>>16333128
Well played anon, my sides may never recover

[Anonymous No.16340834]

I've got a pretty simple depression meal for you fuccniggas, it's basically stuffed garlicbread (I think Americans call them breadsticks but idk)

>cut garlic bread lengthways but don't go all the way through
>cut up whatever sausages (I use kransky) or hotdogs you like into pieces small enough to cram in your 'lic 'ead
>cram em in there
>when that's done put a slice of cheese in the crack
>put in the oven same as with normal garlic bread

Walla

[Anonymous No.16340876]

>>16333298
>t. Skippy shill

[Anonymous No.16340887]

>>16338769
A step of dealing with depression is forcing yourself into a new routine so you can adopt healthier habits. Meal prep is suitable for some.

[Anonymous No.16340891]

>>16331501
This is good but instead of microwave its toaster oven

[Anonymous No.16340892]

Chef boyardee, baby spinach, whole milk
That’s how I keep my nutrition in check eat it once a day
Use disposable everything so you don’t have to clean forks or glasses

[Anonymous No.16340899]

>>16333640
That's like some poor starving soviet commie shit right there, are you of eastern european descent?

[Anonymous No.16340906]

I wish i had the motivation to research and try old timey townsends tier recipes. Something to make me feel like im not living in modernity. How long do you guys sleep? For me I cant seem to wake up earlier than 9 or 11 hours of sleep. You guys have to wagecage or are you getting bux of some sort?

[Anonymous No.16340922]

Do you guys even like food? I am losing my appetite to the point where i just want to eat corn flakes and pizza and ignore everything else. Idk why, maybe im just tired, or maybe decades of single mom cooking has taken its toll

[Anonymous No.16340930]

>>16331493
>fry up some bacon and leave to watch seinfeld re-runs
>go back to check on bacon when i smell burning from the tv room
>turn off heat, remove burnt bacon
>toast two eggo waffles half-way
>slather nutella on the waffles
>sandwich the bacon between them
i call it the "marathon sandwich" because i can watch seinfeld marathons on TBS and eat lots of these in the same sitting

[Anonymous No.16341180]

>>16340033
wrong make the oats on the stove

[Anonymous No.16341182]

>make large pot of chili that can last a week and a half
>make large batch of either whatever spaghetti/maccaroni i have or rice
>both just sit in the fridge in their original pot, microwave it daily
does anyone have a meal prep recipe book or something? i've been meaning to at least try upgrading from this sad meal but I can't find any decent resources for meal prep

[Anonymous No.16341815]

>>16332103
Deff not the worst thing I've ever seen. Get some toasted sesame oil anon it's expensive but it'll last you forever and will give you that savory flavor to pair with the peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.16341823]

>>16339061
People worth meeting are not at the gym.

[Anonymous No.16342483]

>>16341823
Most of them are, unless you're extremely selective.
I'm a literal autist and even most apparent meatheads are genuinely decent people that I can get along with.
They might not be "real human beans," so to speak, but those are pretty rare and it is highly subjective.

[Anonymous No.16342543]

How do I figure out how much I need to put in for a batch of stock? I just bought a new 24L stockpot and wanted to try making a big batch of stock. It’s been a couple hours in and it looks a little watery still. Am I just jumping the gun or should I just let it reduce by half or so? I’m curious how much I would need to throw in to properly flavor a big batch

[Anonymous No.16342553]

>>16340892
God that’s so fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16342559]

>>16341182
>does anyone have a meal prep recipe book or something? i've been meaning to at least try upgrading from this sad meal but I can't find any decent resources for meal prep

a prep book would be usefull, a lot of stews are good for freezing. chili is top tier because of the beans making it a very cheap meal.

[Anonymous No.16342565]

>>16334317
Holy SHIT that’s the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

[Anonymous No.16342573]

>>16333765
For me, it's salsa + cheese

[Anonymous No.16342892]

>>16331501
>microwaving a patty
bredah a wah do yu?

[Anonymous No.16342944]

>>16333465
VA?

[Anonymous No.16343305]

>>16337174
Fuck you stupid cunt. Maybe if you could spend less than 24 hours a day on 4chan and eat healthy, workout, and stop smoking so much fucking weed you'd have normal neurotransmitters you dumb fucking faggot go kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16343317]

>>16331493
bag of micowavable jasmine rice, put it in for a long ass time, let it cool. amazing. no idea what to put in it, makes an amazing side though. also, kodiak bear flapjacks, microwave 3 of them, add blueberries, maybe lowfat syrup.

[Anonymous No.16343395]

>>16331493
It's important to eat meat and vegetables to prevent making your depression worse.

Steak you just slap in a pan with a bit of oil with salt, pepper and herbs on both sides. As long as you've cooked the exterior, you're fine. Eventually you'll get a feel for how long you like it cooked so don't stress about over or under cooking it for the first like 10 steaks. Finally while the pan's still hot throw in some frozen veggies until they're warm and tasty from the steak juices, season them as well if you like.

Finally throw them on your plate with your well rested steak and eat. All you need to clean is the pan, your plate and your knife and fork, you don't even need a spatula because steak can be easily flipped in the pan.

You're gonna make it bro, this shit takes like 15 minutes to cook total and is a perfect backbone to your regular diet.

[Anonymous No.16343399]

>>16341180
No

[Anonymous No.16343842]

>>16343399
yes

[Anonymous No.16343854]

>>16331493
I just had dippy eggs and soldiers. It always makes me feel good when I feel bad.

[Anonymous No.16343856]

>>16343395
good post anon

[Anonymous No.16343919]

>>16343395
>Steak
Yeah nothing cures my depression better than an apartment full of smoke.

[Anonymous No.16344107]

>>16343305
You're literally projecting your shitty retsrded life into us. Take your meds you reyarded tranny schizo

[Anonymous No.16344450]

A slice of american cheese and whatever mustard I grab first.

[Anonymous No.16344466]

>>16343854
Cute bunny

[Anonymous No.16344793]

>>16342543
put more water than you need, you can always reduce it once you have discarded the solids

[Anonymous No.16344795]

>>16343305
spoken like someone with a perfectly balanced life and healthy neurotransmitters

[Anonymous No.16344800]

>>16343395
stop being so fucking supportive

[Anonymous No.16344847]

>>16334624

[Anonymous No.16344867]

>>16333990
>no more religion
>no more close knit communities
>internet and social media the dominant forces in our society which are not meant to be dealt with in our human nature
>less romance and sex
>getting a well paying career is more difficult than ever before
>houses are ridiculously expensive
wa la

[Anonymous No.16344998]

>>16344867
>no more religion
check; yeuup, especially realizing all they want is money and everyone around you gets upset when you mention Martin Luther's book: The Jews and Their Lies
>no more close knit communities
check; especially since there are only niggers and spics in my area anymore, it used to be only whites here
>internet and social media the dominant forces in our society which are not meant to be dealt with in our human nature
check
>less romance and sex
check, last time i was romantic with a girl she called me gay
>getting a well paying career is more difficult than ever before
check, and my decent paying job ended because of wuhan flu
>houses are ridiculously expensive
ive seen housing go up nearly $600,000 since I was a kid for shitty houses in my neighborhood
my grandparents bought their house for $32,000, now it's worth over $800,000

You forgot
>media forcing kike shit 24/7
>all creativity gone down the toilet
>advent of smartphones has killed humanity
>video games are just the same shit with slightly better graphics
>movies are dead
>nigger fatigue at an all time high
>spics are even getting uppity
>prices for everything are rising through the roof
>jobs are being replaced by machines and 3rd world immigrants
>"white flight" escape is becoming nearly impossible
>on the brink of race war
>everyone being forced to hide their face leads to anti-social behavior

what else am i forgetting lads?

[Anonymous No.16345010]

>>16331493
Noodles omelette

[Anonymous No.16345011]

Anyone else spend half the day thinking about all the tasty food in the nice restaurants nearby but never ever actually go out to eat?
Sometimes if I'm gonna drive somewhere I spend 2 hours looking up restaurants in the area thinking how nice it's gonna be, then I end up just frying 6 eggs before leaving and eating it straight out the pan.

[Anonymous No.16345026]

Tuna
>open fridge
>open cupboards
>repeat 5 times
>take out satchet of tuna
>open and eat

[Anonymous No.16345029]

>>16345026
Dude at least put it on top of some rice

[Anonymous No.16345032]

>>16345029
I ate it with a butter knife, it's a clean healthy snack and high in protein

[Anonymous No.16345120]

>>16344998
>what else am i forgetting lads?
Your meds.

[Anonymous No.16345448]

>>16345011
Yea, because I'm broke.

[Anonymous No.16345526]

>>16343919
Use oil with a higher smoke point or use a lower heat or try being less of a faggot. If you seriously can't make a steak without smoking out your apartment after multiple tries, you're doing something wrong.

If you continue to blame others for your inability to cook a steak then you unironically need Jordan Peterson to personally clean your room.

[Anonymous No.16345546]

>>16339061
Only guys can make friends at the gym.

[Anonymous No.16345548]

>>16345032
Jesus Christ.

Rice is the cheapest and has the most brainless tier cooking requirements aside from heavily processed noodles and pasta or microwaveve meals.

Don't hurt yourself unnecessarily.

[Anonymous No.16345551]

>>16333465
RI

[Anonymous No.16345554]

>>16345546
That's retarded, you're better than that mentality.

[Anonymous No.16345794]

>>16345554
Im saying girls don’t just randomly come up to other girls at the gym. I’ve never seen it and it’s definitely never happened to me

[Anonymous No.16346041]

>>16343842
No

[Anonymous No.16346195]

>>16342944
VA. My discord is Joogoo#8274

[Anonymous No.16346720]

>>16341823
Oh I promise you they are. An awful lot of the most rotten people out there do no physical training whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.16346775]

>>16333990
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[muhfirstdayanon No.16347831]

pan fry on low dark red or black beans in olol with bay leaf until the beans foam up, add peasncarrots with smoked paprika, italian seasoning and mustard(any kind) with a bit of brown sugar. youre welcome.

[Anonymous No.16347860]

>>16331493
Just make really bad decisions and dissapoint your self and loved ones.

[Anonymous No.16348092]

>>16333128
hahahahahahahahahha

[Anonymous No.16348098]

>>16333640
>wrap it in a paper towel
look at this poser

[Anonymous No.16348589]

>>16343305
You're a dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.16348644]

>>16333128

[Anonymous No.16348654]

>>16333640
>>16345833

[Anonymous No.16348666]

>>16344998
Damn, this hit me on another level.

[Anonymous No.16348677]

>bread
>toasted
>spread w mayo
That's my absolute most doomer-tier meal for when I'm almost out of groceries and can't be bothered. Consume with copious amounts of cheap alcohol.

[Anonymous No.16348702]

>poke potato with fork
>wrap in wet paper towel
>microwave 5 minutes
>drain and rinse can of kidney beans
>cut potato open
>dump beans on top
I have severe depression and eat a beantato every day.

[Anonymous No.16348753]

>>16331497
Are you fucking retarded where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.16348756]

>>16331497
based

[Anonymous No.16348757]

>>16345120
You need a sword through your chest. Fuck goblins.

[Anonymous No.16348764]

>>16348702
Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.16348765]

>>16345026
dude, boil some cheap pasta, dice an onion and cook it in some oil or butter, add the tuna, some peppers, mix it and season with some grated mozzarella

its the cheapest shit in the world and an actual goddamn meal

[Anonymous No.16348771]

chef boyardee microwave pizza in a bowl

[Anonymous No.16348774]

>>16331512
Why don't you blend it into a smoothie?

[Anonymous No.16348778]

>>16333640
based

[Anonymous No.16348788]

>>16348765
>dude just do all this shit while you’re depressed

[Anonymous No.16348796]

>>16331533
>>16333543
I'm pretty sure he means like a frosty from Wendy's

[Anonymous No.16348799]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.16348807]

>>16340930
Anon. I will never make this or eat your food but I can tell you I'd trust you with my life.

[Anonymous No.16348866]

>>16340892
vile

[Anonymous No.16348895]

>>16348866
how
it’s not like I mixed them together

[Anonymous No.16348906]

>>16348807
thanks

[Anonymous No.16349013]

>>16348589
>>16344107
>>16344795

Fuck you retards, you're the ones arguing with a schizo retard nigger so go kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.16349023]

[Anonymous No.16349159]

>>16340922
I enjoy the taste of food but most of the time I can't be bothered to obtain and prepare it. just seems so pointless. now my stomach has shrunk so much eating makes me feel sick. oh well

[Anonymous No.16349644]

>>16333465
no

[Anonymous No.16349737]

>>16341815
he should add sesame oil, a little honey, soy sauce and if you want to get fancy some hosin sauce and crushed peanuts. that will give you a killer asian sauce that can go on anything

[Anonymous No.16349959]

Here's some stuff I eat regularly on their own

>Can of Tuna
>Near stale Bread with butter
>Microwaveable bag of rice
>Ramen with boiling water poured ontop and mixed
>Nothing

I spend maybe $15-20 on food a week

[Anonymous No.16350769]

>>16349959
Not bad desoo

[Anonymous No.16350787]

>>16331493
Here you go /ck/ not sure if this guy has been posted but he does lots of easy microwave recipes that look super good, like good enough that's you'd want that over a "cooked" meal https://youtu.be/-8khjjJGFvU

[Anonymous No.16350814]

>>16336693
K

[Anonymous No.16350832]

>>16350787
jesus fucking christ that is so much effort
>loads of ingredients
>lots of effort
>lots of cleaning up
>lots of money

Too much effort for me is cracking an egg into ramen

noty anon

[Anonymous No.16350842]

>>16339788
Clean as you cook. Do 10nminutss a day of cleaning and no more so you're always doing a little.

[Anonymous No.16350847]

>>16340039
Stop being lazy! Eat this dog shit recipe instead!

Depression =/= lazy

[Anonymous No.16350891]

>>16345794
I've always said that men are more naturally inclined at making friends and just having an actual feeling interaction than woman. All the time I see my bf shoot the shit with a complete stranger and it just is fine, they joke, it's like an inner circle. I find this much harder as a woman. I mean I know it's simply, hey just go chat with someone etc. Not saying there aren't tons of introverted women who do this similar dance, but it feels way less common in real life.

[Anonymous No.16350899]

>>16348702
This made me grimace

[Anonymous No.16350919]

>>16350832
He has easier simpler recipes that are 1-2 ingredients. You can buy slices garlic, bacon, onions and microwave rice and do this without having to take so many steps. Hell just microwave an egg and add it on top and make this more of a slop than a dish~

[Anonymous No.16350921]

I would recommend buying a shitton of tupperware (Glass if you have the money, plastic if you don't) and mass producing chilis and stews and such when you have the energy. Then you only need a microwave.

Outside of that, there's various processed foods, soups, chilis, stews, etc already prepared but anything remotely good for you won't be cheap generally speaking. Sandwiches are very easy. premix salad and dressing. Cans of fish.

[Anonymous No.16350930]

>>16332247
For you, I hope it's also delivery.

[Anonymous No.16350948]

>>16350919
In the past I've cracked an egg into the microwave rice pouch
but i don't do it often as it's more effort / cleanup / means I have to go to the grocery store

I cant really use those ingredients because it means I have to go to the grocery store as well which I don't want to do

I bulk buy tuna/ramen/microwave pouches of rice off of amazon

[Anonymous No.16350977]

>>16336693
>Goes into a thread about people being depressed.
>Wtf why is everyone depressed?
>I know i'll just tell them to feel better! And yell at them when they don't!

You are the reason why depressed people don't go outside because they have to deal with un-empathetic assholes like you. Grow up and educate yourself. Depression is a complicated condition its not "just get happy." Retard.

[Anonymous No.16350996]

Rate my dinner bois

Heinz Five Beanz In Tomato Sauce
some salt & pepper, soy sauce and parmesan mixed in
heated for 1 minute

(its been sitting in the back of my shelf for 2 years)

[Anonymous No.16351088]

Some seriously high effort depression meals here. probably because you went to the gym and just bee'd urself hurrhurr

most days it's just a tortilla with some cheese nuked on top for 10 seconds then rolled up. if it's one of my better days i'll sprinkle some bacon bits on it.

[Anonymous No.16351111]

>>16351088
I think it's just non depressed people giving people who are depressed advice
they consider their low-low effort meals to be good
when it's actually a lot of effort for someone with depression

1 or 2 things, microwaved (if that) no prep, no cleanup
or a can of something on it's own,
regularly old / stale food if you were to buy stuff like that

>tortilla with some cheese nuked on top for 10 seconds then rolled up.
never done that, should try

[Anonymous No.16351113]

>>16331493
>only microwave
goddam. at least upgrade to an air fryer, you can make SO MUCH MORE just as easily.

[Anonymous No.16351120]

>>16351113
>you can make SO MUCH MORE just as easily.

I cant airfry a can of anything
i cant airfry my microwave-only foods such as rice

why would I want so much more, sounds like more effort

[Anonymous No.16351150]

>Boil some frozen peas for a minute and take out
>Pour leftover water on bulgur/couscous enough to cover
>Add whatever seasoning to cottage cheese(olive/sesame oil/butter, harissa/gochujang, lemon/lime, chili, whatever) while waiting for bulgur to cook
>mix peas and bulgur/couscous
>top with cottage cheese

[Anonymous No.16351255]

>>16336693
Based

[Anonymous No.16351267]

>>16333990
>globo homo imposing their axioms onto normal people's lives.
>3x the amount of incels than the last decade
>Getting money is hard oddisey
>Getting a job is utterly complicated when mc donalds is only hiring Stem graduates and people who have discovered the cure of caner.
>Technology is a bitch
>Soi people with their faggy soi science.


I am wondering when there is going to be massive suicides.

[Anonymous No.16351311]

>>16331493
Just made some chicken sandwiches with pic related yesterday. Put them in the oven for 40 minutes at 400 degrees and turned them at the 20 minute mark. Probably the best frozen chicken sandwiches I’ve ever made, its some real gourmet shit.

[Anonymous No.16351423]

>>16351267
There are. Suicides are rarely reported on in the media because they inspire copycats.

[Anonymous No.16351566]

>>16351111
it's extra based because you don't even need a plate. just microwave it on a paper towel

[Anonymous No.16351640]

>>16351566
next time i go to the store ill pick up some wraps and cheese to try it

[Anonymous No.16351708]

>>16333829
>with beans
basically dogfood

[Anonymous No.16351840]

>>16332103
Was grossed out at first, but then I realized it's basically a shitty satay sauce and well, I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.16351884]

>>16336693
Yeah, fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.16351941]

>>16333990
Earth is dying and we're running out of fresh water and topsoil and micro dick chemicals are raining from the sky and any efforts to improve anything ever are halted by a cabal of business owners and their nationalist pets.

[Anonymous No.16352650]

>>16331493
easy depression meal
boil pasta
boil frozen peas
heat up alfredo sauce in saucepan
drain pasta
drain peas
put peas and alfredo sauce onto pasta
done: peas and alfredo pasta

[Anonymous No.16352680]

>>16346041
anon wake and bake with cinnamon toast and oatmeal it's great

[Anonymous No.16353206]

buy a big bag of frozen fruit, like premade for smoothies. Chuck that shit in the blender with milk (and oats if you've got em, makes it more filling) Easy breakfast.
For lunch or dinner my go to is either school lunch chicken parm (microwave chicken patty, add pasta sauce and a slice of provolone, microwave again) or a shitty stir fry (rice, egg, any meat, any veg, any sauce) desu you can throw most leftovers in a pan with a starch, an egg, and extra sauce and get something palatable.

[Anonymous No.16353224]

>>16333527
Hey I'm south fl, 954

[Anonymous No.16353232]

not depressed, just reminding you guys that a pressure cooker is a really easy way to get decent-tasting meals

[Anonymous No.16353246]

Cut up an apple into slices
Add some butter
Add cinnamon
Toss in the microwave for 4 minutes
Enjoy your dessert OP

[Anonymous No.16353314]

>>16338091
i can't imagine not opening your fucking eyes when the government pays you to cover your face and not leave your house oh and btw take this "not" mandatory injection that alters your fucking dna

[Anonymous No.16353460]

>>16353314
Maybe check your medical records. I doubt your parents figured out a way to hide you from the polio vaccine. Unless you want polio to come back. Your anti vaxx rhetoric is literally the same as flat earth retards.

[Anonymous No.16353729]

Best is heating up cheese in a tortilla, then tossing premixed salad and cold cuts in.

[Anonymous No.16353834]

>>16351311
try some of these. They're even better. Microwave some steamable frozen veggies, maybe bake a potato at the same time, and you have a real meal. Treat yourself, even with the processed shit!

[Anonymous No.16354121]

>>16331493
I have only eaten fast food and booze for about 8 months since my girlfriend died suddenly. completely lost my passion for cooking and hope it comes back for this new woman I just started seeing because I don't even know what someone could see in me anymore. depression recipes don't even exist I just either eat something prepared out of physical obligation or pass out without supper and get through the workday with cigarettes and a shitty dull anger that sits in my brain like a fog until I can start pounding beers again the second I finish work. thanks for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.16354193]

bag of pretzels.

you really thing I can be bothered to heat something up?

[Anonymous No.16354427]

>>16354121
np. you'll move on anon. things always get better if you let them.

[Anonymous No.16354456]

>cook chicken in pressure cooker
>put it in fridge
>week later it tastes really weird
what do

[Anonymous No.16354466]

>>16354456
put it back in the pressure cooker

[Anonymous No.16354470]

>>16354466
wat

[Anonymous No.16354633]

>>16354470
Uncook it to get a living chicken that'll give you eggs.

[Anonymous No.16354673]

>microwave potato
>cut open and add salt and cottage cheese
>microwave cabbage
>add salt and butter

I used to eat only this once a day every day for a couple months

[Anonymous No.16354900]

in big pot
put tough meat, drained canned beans, barley, and roughly chopped whatever vegetables (carrots, potatoes, celery, peppers whatever)
add spices (i like using paprika and salt)
cover with water
put in oven at 250 for 24 hours
stir occasionally
don't put too much barley

[Anonymous No.16355082]

>>16354900
fuck
that
shit

are you kidding me

[Anonymous No.16355211]

>>16341823
you have to find a gym that has serious lifters, think oly or pf fag gym.
lifting is a numbers game and autists love those, the right gyms will be filled with based retards, anime fans and just genuinely good people

[Anonymous No.16355271]

>>16333128
Hehe well done my lad

[Anonymous No.16356452]

>>16342483
>>16355211
the secret is that chad is well liked because he's a good guy. Then there's the nerds who also lift, and they're generally good guys too. Avoid the instagram influencer wannabes and you're set

[Anonymous No.16356875]

>>16356452
LOL. Very few people are good guys. Most people seem "nice," until you get to actually know them.

[Anonymous No.16356883]

>>16356875
>he doesn't believe in the fundamental goodness of man
people are selfish and stupid, but they are still mostly good

[Anonymous No.16356918]

Here are a few of the absolutely desolate depression foods I cooked during my first few months of college. I'm better now (was caused by my accutane prescription to get rid of my acne) but they kept me alive.
ketchup wrap:
>take soft tortilla, squirt some ketchup in it, roll it up and eat
>if you're feeling extra adventurous, add a slice of packaged cheese and microwave
sardine plate:
>take can of sardines, empty on to plate. Cover in slices of cheese, microwave, eat

[Anonymous No.16356939]

>>16356918
>ketchup wrap
that's pretty fucking dire dude

[Anonymous No.16356941]

>>16356918

I'll have a ketchup wrap, hold the ketchup

[Anonymous No.16356949]

>>16356883
It must take a huge mass of cognitive dissonance to maintain that view.

[Anonymous No.16356965]

>>16354121
pussy

[Anonymous No.16356979]

>>16356918
whenever I get some tortillas I always end up eating them as is.

[Anonymous No.16357018]

>>16356939
Yeah it was pretty bad, I was also drinking like a sponge at the time, going through 3-4 bottles of spiced rum a week. Getting into egg sandwich autism really helped me unironically, I quit drinking because it was fucking up my sandwiches. The only reason I was even leaving my dorm other than for classes was to buy interesting ingredients for egg sandwiches.
My personal favorite:
Ingredients:
>brioche bread, butter, 2 free-range (makes a taste difference) eggs, rosemary, gouda cheese, baby spinach
Recipe:
>whisk egg whites + yolks in a bowl with chopped rosemary until homogenous (add salt + pepper to taste)
>melt butter in frying pan with a little olive oil, pour eggs into pan, fry over easy
>lightly fry the bread in butter with the gouda on top so its slightly melted
>assemble sandwich, place spinach at the top, add whatever condiments you like

[Anonymous No.16357323]

>>16333640
>>wrap it in a paper towel and eat it with your fucking hands
Woah, look at Mr."I have paper towels and hands" over here!

[Anonymous No.16357459]

>>16356949
not at all
given the choice between kindness or cruelty, most will choose kindness
that's all I need to maintain hope for us

[Anonymous No.16357525]

>>16333726
Broil a slice of American cheese on top

[Anonymous No.16357545]

>>16331493
Breakfast
>large iced coffee
Lunch
>I work at a hospital so hospital pizza/ hospital burger
Dinner
>Girlfriend usually makes dinner , chickpea curry and rice , burgers, roasted veggies
>or just doordash pizza

[Anonymous No.16357831]

>>16357545
>Girlfriend
>Works at a hospital so you make above average
Not to be rude but what the hell you depressed about?

[Anonymous No.16358212]

>depression meals
I just ate whatever was offered to me, and I ate a lot of it to deal with the pain I was in, somehow I didn't end up as a 300 pound whaleman.

[Anonymous No.16358811]

>>16350996
4/10 why did you have to put tomato sauce in it

[Anonymous No.16358816]

>>16350977
You are the reason you don't go out, don't let your depression cloud your worldview.

[Anonymous No.16358847]

>>16333513
I'm in westboro, hbu? what are your hobbies?

[Anonymous No.16358983]

>>16358811
the tin contains tomato suace