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16328650 No.16328650 [Reply] [Original]

Why are Frozen pizzas so bad?

>> No.16328657

because they were frozen

>> No.16328662

Make your own pizza -- it's not difficult anon

You can freeze your dough ( either already stretched or in the dough balls ).

>> No.16328670 [DELETED] 

Specifically the dough. Fresh pizza has airy dough, but even the best frozen pizza always has crust that's so, crumbly, dense, or tough it gives me rectal lacerations when I cram it up my ass.

>> No.16328707

>he lives where he can't get Heggie's 'za

>> No.16328715


Stop it

>> No.16328775
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Screamin Sicilian makes the only good frozen pizza

>> No.16328780

Freezing kills yeast. Also, the sauce is garbage and cheese is frostburned and flavorless.

>> No.16328812

The question is why you'd expect them to be good. You're taking a food founded on a big disc of freshly baked dough and freezing it for months. And then, to give people any reason to choose them over cheap fresh options, they cut every possible corner with the ingredients to make them cost as little as possible.

>> No.16328819

tombstone is pretty good, usually throw a lil extra 'zarella right before i take it out

>> No.16329077

frozen pizza is kino wtf you talking about, i ate an entire tombstone for lunch today and some nice fried fish and mexican rice for dinner

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Totino's. It's barely even pizza, but it's perfect.

>> No.16329111

Frozen dough is laughing at your post.

>> No.16329124

Do you know how yeast works?

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>black olives, anchovies, fresh tomato slices
Jack's is literally the best example of a "good" frozen pizza. The reason most are so bad it that they charge more than LC's, and when it's all crap price and convenience becomes a factor.

>> No.16329174

My man

>> No.16329227

If it's not pizza, then what is it?

>> No.16329415

pls gtfo out

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