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....( ͜͡ʖ ͡) ....

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>>16323914
boiled meat in a jar... ?

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>> No.16324000

>>16323937
The most disgusting part? Cooking in gloves.

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>>16323969
In the time it took me to watch that webm I came up with four or five simple mechanical devices for efficiently crushing fruit.
These people are all born retarded.

>> No.16324068
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>> No.16324087

>>16323924
seems like a double boiled meat preserve

>> No.16324089

>>16323915
Does anyone have a link to this one with sound?

>> No.16324091
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>> No.16324096

>>16324058
That wasn't nice :(

>> No.16324099

>>16323961
what the fuck is happening here?
yellow shirt nigga chimping out at a gas station?

>> No.16324101

>>16324058
Maybe its on purpose? You can likely still get wine made the old fashioned way.

>> No.16324105

>>16323931
Kek

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>>16324105

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>> No.16324121

>>16324118
ahahahaha

>> No.16324131

>>16324118
Why he make pasta gluey?

>> No.16324135

>>16324131
didnt put flour under the flattened dough, or the spatula thingie (forgot the name).
If you did it well enough it should just have slid right off without much trouble.

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>> No.16324154

>>16324147

Why's he look like a 42 year old Englishman?

>> No.16324155
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>>16324147
I recognise Ramsay, but who's the black fella?

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>> No.16324186

>>16324000
you saw hands in this video?

>> No.16324190

>>16323961
>working that body

>> No.16324191

>>16324173
At least it's not Doug Bell

>> No.16324193

>>16324068
>microwave
>turn it over
what?

>> No.16324195

>>16324191
His brother(jew) is a german michelin cook
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvrDTROHwHs

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>> No.16324203

>>16324155
>ketchup on a hot dog

>> No.16324205
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>>16324203

>> No.16324210

>>16324147
what in gods name is going on here? And how the fuck does he slip that phone into his pocket so effortlessly?
>>16324154
No, 62 I think by the slap and laugh he makes.

>> No.16324216

>>16323923
>contaminating food with plastic gloves
gay

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>> No.16324281
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>> No.16324282

>>16323915
I don't like this...

>> No.16324287
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>>16323920
>tuna pasta
>cheese on top

>> No.16324328

>>16323954
Women shouldn't be working outside the home.

>> No.16324349

>>16324281
Jesus I didn't know german cuisine was so depressing. No wonder they want to invade their neighbors

>> No.16324354

>>16324328
How the fuck could she know the wheel popped off?

>> No.16324356

>>16324349
You should try and see some german cooking shows. Everything looks like its from the box of a knorr package.

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>>16324349

>> No.16324362

>>16323961
Looks like she didn't pay attention in class when talking about the LA Riots.

>> No.16324372
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>>16324349
The way that meat is prepared is traditionally German. I have no fucking idea why he served it like that though. You usually just serve it with whatever carbs you want + veggies and a nice gravy. It's good. I think that guy just isn't a very good cook.

>> No.16324381

>>16324354
She couldn't, but a man wouldn't have allowed the thing to tumble before calling for help.

>> No.16324383

>>16324281
>boiling meat

>> No.16324384

>>16324358
why are you doing this?

>> No.16324388
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>>16324362

>> No.16324389

>>16324381
bullshit i wouldn't have.
not my problem.

>> No.16324391

>>16324216
>plastic

>> No.16324393

>>16323961
Haven't seen someone work the body like that since Rocky 3

>> No.16324395

>>16323915
cute

>> No.16324397
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>>16324384

>> No.16324407

>>16324397
>we get it, you vape

>> No.16324413

>>16324173
Dios mio...

>> No.16324441
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>>16324407
Close.

>> No.16324454

>>16324147
Its khabib's little friend

>> No.16324468

>>16324154
he is an adult

>> No.16324486

>>16324154
hes actually an adult and has dwarfism

and he's rich

>> No.16324492
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>>16324486
>and he's rich
You say that like it means something

>> No.16324495

>>16324147
he's 18, name is hasbulla

>> No.16324500

>>16324492
means a lot to me

>> No.16324525

>>16324388
This must have felt so fucking cool.

>> No.16324679

>>16324058
brothaman!

>> No.16324685

>>16323923
>eating of a frisbee

>> No.16324690
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>>16324096

>> No.16324865

>>16324106
lol

>> No.16324870

>>16324106
damn that looked so good

>> No.16324872

>>16323915
This dude's dexterity with those things is really impressive

>> No.16324888

>>16324389
This guy gets it
in fact, the play is to get under it as it's falling, and get injured so you can sue your place of work

>> No.16324905

>>16323924
Tushonka. The issue is that there was too much meat, not enough fat, and excessive air at the top of the jar. The meat will spoil like that. A good can of tushonka will last two years or so provided that the meat is covered completely by fat. You can probably stretch three years if you are willing to accept that the top of the fat layer will go rancid and thoroughly and cleanly remove it before you heat it up.

Also she needed to throw some peppercorns in there with the bayleaf. It isn't tushonka without pepper and bay.

>> No.16324914

>>16324441
wtf, just fucking smoke

>> No.16324922
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>> No.16324990

>>16323914
Intriguing, but ngl I'm kinda scared of botulism.

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>>16323931

>> No.16325557

>>16324091
those cuts make me nauseous, and I'm not talking about the meat

>> No.16325573

>>16324872
not really, if you look close the shot cuts just when he needs to do something difficult and new shots begin after he had done something difficult

>> No.16325627

>>16324058
:(

>> No.16325677

this thread has reaffirmed my belief that germans need to be thoroughly exterminated

>> No.16325780

>>16325677
uwu exterminate me

>> No.16325925

>>16323915
No one speaks dershloobenbibben here asshole.
keep it in english please

>> No.16325998

>>16324173
Is that Mehmet Cerrahoglu, guy that played the villain in Baskin?

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>>16325925
Pass mal auf du Komiker

>> No.16326149

>>16324068
seriously overcooks the squash

>> No.16326169

>>16324383
Yes anon normal people boil meat for stocks, stews, soups....etc.....Normal people don't just eat shitty fast food.

>> No.16326180

>>16324149
YOU LITTLE BITCH, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT

>> No.16326181

>>16324135
its better to use cornmeal than flour, flour can get sticky if it touches the dough for too long

>> No.16326186

>>16323914
That would be so much better as a confit.

>> No.16326235

>>16326169
der german strikes again

>> No.16326253

>>16324089
https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/ncg8l6/pancake_monster/
>inb4 >reddit

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>> No.16326375

>>16323923
looked like a green turd

>> No.16326387

>>16324058
Anglo culture, right there.

>> No.16326397

>>16324052
i never bothered with mushrooms for some reason but i will try this

>> No.16326413

>>16326294
dafuq

>> No.16326421

>>16326294
when will they learn?

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>>16323915
Cool creepy dude.

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>>16324525

>> No.16326445

>>16323961
is that a split tail?

>> No.16326449

>>16324990
Yeah, they didn't follow anything close to modern practices for properly canning meats.

>> No.16326470
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>> No.16326473

>>16324031
A firefighter once told me that if you leave bacon grease on the stove and leave the house, they can't tell if you did it on purpose or if you're just an idiot. The same goes for putting out a fire like this. Do what you will with that information.

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>> No.16326482

>>16323914
what does the tool spinning on the lid actually do?

>> No.16326505

>>16324922
Christ on a cracker, just bring me a bowl of noodles.

>> No.16326510

>>16326470
Why are they so sweaty? Did they fuck after this? What is going on?

>> No.16326523

>>16326481
wife material

>> No.16326551
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>> No.16326610

>>16323954
Remember boys, if something heavy falls over or tries to run away, do not try to catch it.

>> No.16326630

>>16326481
Why did she put a single clam in her mouth and then start acting like her mouth is full?

>> No.16326673

>>16326630
To give us hope.

>> No.16326701

>>16326169
>boil meat for stocks, stews, soups
nope.
>stock
you boil bones.
>stew
you cook the meat in a pan and add it to the stew during the simmer phase.
>soup
you just add the meat at the end.

>> No.16326713
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>>16326630
because she's a woman and they don't understand spatial utility.
ever see how a woman stacks a fridge or a pantry?
completely fucking asinine, that's how.

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>>16323923
I don't know what the fuck that is but real Burmese Tea Leaf Salad is amazing.

>> No.16326767

>>16326735
Stop cross posting from /fit/

>> No.16326810

>>16324216
Gloves for food prep is required in kitchens in a lot of places now

>> No.16326819

>>16326713
My mom arranges the food in the fridge and no matter how much there's in it she'll find a way to fit something else. Sometimes she takes everything out and rearranges like tetris and the fridge will look x2 as big afterwards

>> No.16326840

>>16326819
and i guarantee you the milk is always behind something.
the lunch meat and cheese are always under something.
the egg carton is always under something.
drinks or stored in the door instead of layed down on a shelf all their own.
no beer.
and she doesn't put the fucking vegetables in the drawers, which is why the drawers exist in the first fucking place.

>> No.16326850

>>16324381
She didn't call for help when she stopped. She looked away before the wheel popped, then looked back only when the trolley cosplayed as the president on stairs.

>> No.16326853

>>16326840
>and i guarantee you the milk is always behind something.
Wrong
>the lunch meat and cheese are always under something.
Wrong
>the egg carton is always under something.
Wrong
>drinks or stored in the door instead of layed down on a shelf all their own.
Correct
>no beer.
Wrong
>and she doesn't put the fucking vegetables in the drawers, which is why the drawers exist in the first fucking place.
Wrong
She's pretty good at it. I love my mom so much.

>> No.16326863

>>16326853
>She's pretty good at it.
you must have a good dad.

>> No.16326874

>>16324196
lmao I have never seen such nasty version of a caprese salad and I thought americans where butchering italian classics

>> No.16326876

>>16326713
My wife and I disagree strongly about how to load the dishwasher. She loads based on whatever is fastest. I load based on how I want to put things away. For example, she throws all the silverware into the holders in whatever order she grabs them. I'll make sure they're arranged so that when I go to put them away, I can grab like items all at once. When I unload after her, it always takes twice as long.

>> No.16326880

>>16326853
Why do you live with your parents?

>> No.16326881

>>16326863
I do too, but he's not really good at arranging things, I often have to put things in the correct place for him. He just shoves things without putting much thought into it

>> No.16326887

>>16326876
>I'll make sure they're arranged so that when I go to put them away, I can grab like items all at once
as a sane individual would.
she probably also doesn't put all the bowls together on the top rack and the cups are all haphazard.

>> No.16326895

>>16326881
>He just shoves things without putting much thought into it
i think you're confusing your mom for your dad and vice versa.

>> No.16326898
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>>16323961
>roof koreans 30 years later
Glad to see they're still alive and kicking

>> No.16326899

>>16326880
Because I love them and I don't mind sharing my home with them, I wouldn't take them to a retirement home

>> No.16326907

>>16326895
I think it would be hard to mix thing up when he does it in front of me, anon

>> No.16326909

>>16326895
Uhu, I'm sure your father put a lot of thought into it when he shoved your mom repeatedly to make you.

>> No.16326939

>>16324058
Opie and Anthony are huge cunts and most of their friends are huge cunts.

>> No.16326957

>>16326907
then your mom pegs your dad.
no other explanation.

>> No.16326964

>>16326909
when you find either of them let me know.
i'll ask.

>> No.16326969

>>16326957
They're pretty old now, they don't have the energy for that

>> No.16326982

>>16326969
oh you have no idea.
people bang until they die, anon.
you will too.

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>>16326481
?

>> No.16327035

>>16326510
The simplest answer is that Asians are disgusting when they eat. Worse than Americans but just barely. Their eyes bulge out of their heads, they never blink and they hardly ever close their mouths when they eat all the while sweating the whole time as they shovel as much as they can down their throats.

>> No.16327037
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>> No.16327056

>>16326473
thanks arsonanon

>> No.16327058

>>16327035
all of them anon?
really?

>> No.16327086

>>16327058
Never been to Jap Land, but Koreans & South Eastern Asians all do that. I could never eat out anywhere, I'd immediately lose my appetite. I had to just cook myself the entire time. Never been to China either, but I imagine they're just as bad.

>> No.16327095

>>16327037
what a waste of perfectly fine pancake dough

>> No.16327179
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>> No.16327191

>>16327095
It's likely not great batter. It's probably mixed specifically for the art and tastes nasty.

>> No.16327204
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>> No.16327237

>>16327022
Pshhhhhhhuuuuuu~

>> No.16327239

>>16327204
Damn, that's a pretty nice looking sausage.

>> No.16327249

>>16327204
>who the fuck would be crazy enough to...
Oh

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>>16327204
Did somebody say wagyu?

>> No.16327281

>>16324216
are you retarded?

>> No.16327288

>>16326438
>>16324525
>>16324388
>gooks running businesses without insurance
morons.

>> No.16327294

>>16323931
Now you got no lunch, nigger

>> No.16327304

>>16326149
I make a similar dish but I don't use the microwave. Cut in half, remove seeds, bake w/ cut face down for 30 minutes and then flip for another 30. Gets that browning flavor you won't get in the microwave.

>> No.16327328
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>>16327204
reminds me of that old webm of someone cutting meat and puss kept coming out

>> No.16327349
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>>16326474
sometimes i just want to order a big bowl of spaghetti, fettuccini alfredo, chow mein or just any noodle plate and just spend a whole day eating just that

>> No.16327351
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16327351

>>16327288
I Wuz A Scared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzx9RCK1TrU

>> No.16327352

>>16327328
I tried to forget about that. It was in some sort of meat processing plant or butcher's, right? Ran it through the band saw and about a pint oozed out.

>> No.16327354

>>16327352
yeah, i remember an anon posted that usually when this happens they have to trash the meat as it can't be sold due to that

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>> No.16327373

>>16326473
Don't be an idiot. Arson investigation is not a refined science, but if there is a suspicion a fire marshall will put you in a small room and question you with every technique a police detective would. You'll think you're smarter than your interrogator, and you might be, but they've been practicing for years on how to trip you up and catch a glimpse at the truth. You've been eating bacon, watching anime and occasionally wondering how you're gonna get rid of your mother's corpse that's been laying in a freezer for a month.

>> No.16327378

>>16327362
jesus christ is that a fucking ostrich or some shit

>> No.16327384
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>>16327378
yes

>> No.16327392
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>>16327392
i rather eat something made by ja/ck/ than whatever this prison inmate did

>> No.16327410
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>>16327402
Don't be racist.

>> No.16327414
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>> No.16327419
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>>16327410

>> No.16327426

>>16327402
Anyone in a US prison would prefer shit like that rather than what they serve you there. It's barely edible, I wouldn't even feed it to a stray dog. Can't possibly be safe for human consumption.

>> No.16327440

>>16326474
imagine how much she shit out the next day

>> No.16327443
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>> No.16327448

>>16327414
cyst or a tumor I guess?

>> No.16327455

>>16327392
this guy should get the chair for doing this

>> No.16327456
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>>16327448

>> No.16327498
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>>16327414
>>16327456
i wonder if butchers have fun popping those cyst, i wonder if they smell bad

>> No.16327504

>>16327456
i'm not having beef for like a week

>> No.16327524

>>16327498
That 'wich desperately needs some greens or at least tomatoes. At least something.

>> No.16327528
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>>16327524
looks fine for me, is one of those "i'll regret having eaten that later" plates

>> No.16327532
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>>16327524
Greens and tomatoes are what my food eats.

>> No.16327547
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>>16327532
is everything that reddi- oh wait, you have that in your filename

>> No.16327559

>>16327532
That's how you ruin a steak

>> No.16327594

>>16327288
they are holding insurance in their hands, don't let people break your shit just because you can probably pay for it.

>> No.16327603
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>> No.16327606
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>> No.16327646

>>16327606
Looks pretty good honestly. I'd rather lay it over some spinach and eat it with a fork if the bun absolutely has to go though. Iceberg sucks.

>> No.16327651

>>16327443
why... not just use some actual yam together with bananas?

>> No.16327740

>>16323937
What is this

>> No.16327762

>>16324058
Would have knocked his fucking block off right then and there

>> No.16327833
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>>16327740
Red Cabbage Rolls

>> No.16327838
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>> No.16327859
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>>16327838

>> No.16327874
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>> No.16327885
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>> No.16327889

>>16326481
>not the nigger tacos edit

>> No.16327898
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>> No.16327907

What a weird life my boy Hasbullah must have, being a man in a small child's body. Spectacle aside, he's apparently a pretty cool dude.

>> No.16327909

>>16327898
goddamn that kid is ugly

>> No.16327919

>>16324145
>being a westerner
>helping china
They would never help you, lowland soy

>> No.16327938
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>>16327909
Watch your tone cazzie, he'd heem you in a single punch

>> No.16328002

>>16327603
>'super soft and stretchy'
>person pulling it apart clearly has to apply a lot of force to actually tear it

>> No.16328078

>>16326474
I can only eat about half of that and I would feel very uncomfortable for a while after that.

>> No.16328094

>>16323931
Double pagpag?

>> No.16328096

>>16327524
lol

>> No.16328102

>>16324328
What if that workplace is a kitchen?

>> No.16328115

>>16323969
why not have a qt brown girl squishing the fruit with her feet? people would pay a premium for something like that

>> No.16328149

>>16324492
this is from the DS game, right?

>> No.16328160

>>16324492
ah it is. banger music too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U61O-EPa6A0

>> No.16328165

>>16326424
How is this guy so agreeable. You could invite him to drink home brew and eat fried spam while sitting on logs in front of your trailer, and he'd just say "nice" without a bit of sarcasm or judgement.

>> No.16328168
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>>16328002
Euphemism...
>person pulling it apart clearly has to apply a lot of force to actually tear it
Do You like Nutella and Bananas?

>> No.16328182

>>16324397
i found out you can buy a comically large bag of those exact cereal balls for like $5 at my local korean store.
those tiny cups usually costs around $8.

>> No.16328189

>>16324173
Mac & Me

>> No.16328213

>>16326473
I worked with a guy who tried to do insurance fraud and got caught on his own security camera putting all his expensive shit in his truck, dousing a pile of laundry with gas, lighting it and driving away. Everyone agreed he was retarded for not even thinking of setting the fire in his kitchen, let alone making it look like a convincing accident.
>>16327373
>trip you up
Just drop a basket of fries into a pot of oil and drink beer until nature takes it's course and then actually run for your life.

>> No.16328245

>>16326449
Elaborate?

>> No.16328276

>>16323931
>shitskin iq

>> No.16328311

>>16328149
No

>> No.16328324
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>> No.16328328

>>16324216
Poo nigger, the point is they throw those gloves out appropriately to avoid contamination. You wouldn't get it.

>> No.16328336

>>16324383
It's only ok if you eat the broth like soups and stews. Otherwise it's dumb.

>> No.16328383

>>16327419
>watch this
>try not to become racist
It's really not worth the effort

>> No.16328385

>>16327373
Insurance fraud happens all the time, you just have to not be an idiot. Even if you act sketchy under investigation all you have to do is deny everything, assuming you didn't leave obvious evidence.

>> No.16328586
File: 2.40 MB, 640x360, Boomer VS CCTV.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16328385

>> No.16328619

>>16323969
Could they not just press it? In addition to not being gross, it'd be faster since it could all be juiced at once.

>> No.16328624
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16328624

Free BEEF?

>> No.16328629

>>16328586
if no-one was around why did he bother to do the fake fall?

>> No.16328678

>>16327414
I nearly vomited my breakfast

>> No.16328734

>>16324328
shut up incel

>> No.16328759
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>> No.16328832

>>16327606
Way too many flavors thrown into that

>> No.16328867

>>16326610
I saw a guy get mangled on a dock because he tried to jump out of his forklift when it tipped over

>> No.16328891

>>16328165
Nice, mm'kay

>> No.16328936
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>> No.16329072

>>16323969
are those cashew apples?

>> No.16329084
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>>16329072
>cashew

>> No.16329093

>>16324147
>toddler that looks like a 40 year old man
>>16324173
>40 year old that looks like a toddler
what in the goddamn

>> No.16329103

>>16326510
SEA asians are always sweaty

>> No.16329107

>>16327037
sex with my wife chino

>> No.16329133
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>> No.16329137

>>16326810
I would prefer they keep wearing masks as well.

>> No.16329160

>>16324196
>overcutting the tomato
>putting olive oil on it
>excessive basil
wtf

>> No.16329190
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>>16327456
DELET

>> No.16329197

>>16327392
"Tastes colorful, too" reminds me of "It's big, but is it mac?"

>> No.16329209

>>16324990
It's cooked. Everything's fine.

>> No.16329246

>>16328586
>https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article225391950.html
>57-year-old Alexander Goldinsky
>Goldinsky
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.16329254
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>>16329190

>> No.16329258
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>> No.16329259

>>16327874
That's unsanitary, why would the monkey allow Muslims in his kitchen?

>> No.16329275

>>16329258
Machen das Amerikaner wirklich?

>> No.16329325

>>16328624
Imagine when cows are smarter than people that like to get vaxxed.
What an amazing time to be alive.

>> No.16329337

>>16329275
I have seen a pizzeria in Detroit doing almost the exact same shit. Pizza dough filled with cheese about 10 cm high and thrown in some tomato bits.
They call this pizza in burgerland.

>> No.16329356

>>16324058
If someone stomped on a cake I made Id lose it.

>> No.16329369
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>>16327419
First of all, that guy looks like he only just got those hands and he doesn't know how to use them yet.
Second, there's no way that miserable slop is better than just eating all the ingredients on their own.

>> No.16329370

>>16327603
Foam!

>> No.16329388
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>>16327874
>>16327885
>>16327898
I wonder if he realises that he is also just a dressed up monkey to these people.

>> No.16329429

>>16327603
Seems like a stretch to call it bread, the recipe is just meringue with corn starch.

>> No.16329433

>>16323931
what was he even attempting to do

>> No.16329440

>>16329433
bruhhh ......
More fire wood maybe?

>> No.16329445

>>16324173
lil jimmi

>> No.16329463

>>16326876
god it makes me want to fucking scream every time i go over to my parents. they fill up the dishwasher as if it can only be run when it's full to the brim.
i mean, smaller bowls underneath bigger bowls, totally jam packed.
just fucking run it half full, and everything comes out totally spotless. i don't get it.

>> No.16329522

>>16326876
Females have no concept of order and systematic planning.
They do everything the emotional (chaotic) way. If it's somehow working out without something getting totally broke or ending in a catastrophe, it's good enough to them.

My wife is the exact same.
She puts plates and bowls in our shelves of different sizes randomly onto each other until the pile collapses.
And when she or i for that matter need one of our plates that are mostly lowest inf the pile, it's always a mess to sort shit out and make different staples of the mixed pile of kitchen stuff. And it's 99% me that is doing it.
But instead of her learning from the mess she creates, she just follows her concept of chaos. And only god knows how many times i have told her to stop with this shit. AAAAHHHHRRRRGGHHHH !!!!

If i get buying groceries, i write a list of stuff i need in the exact order it is located in the grocery store. Once in the store, i just walk though and grab left and right and put it in the cart. 5 minutes later, i'm out of the store.
My wife runs back and forth in the store like 20 times (must be some kilometers alltogether) before she has even half of the needed stuff in the cart. After like 45 minutes, she leaves the store, totally exhausted and being pissed for the rest of the day.
Women are retarded.

>> No.16329727

>>16329522
It's funny how anons keep claiming this when the emotional response for men is murder

>> No.16329857

>>16329727
this complete non-sequitur must be another example of the chaotic female mind

>> No.16329865

>>16329072
Definitely looks like it.

>> No.16329879

>>16329522
Your wife is just a retarded individual and so are you for putting up with it and deciding that everyone else must be suffering as much as you are to cope. Get higher standards rather than convincing yourself that it's normal to have a bottom-of-the-barrel idiot bitch who can't even buy groceries without being a cunt to you for the rest of the day.

>> No.16329905
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>> No.16329939

>>16327288
>Trusting insurance companies to fully cover your losses
>relying on daddy policeman to stop the rioters
>watching someone destroy your hard work
kinda pathetic

>> No.16329941

>>16329857
Sure buddy, go punch a hole in the wall

>> No.16329943

>>16324358
se Smell

>> No.16329951

>>16329727
You retarded soiboi.
If i would react like you claim, my wife would be dead since two month prior marriage.
We are married since 10 years and nothing ever happened in this regard.

Keep your projective feminist bullshit to yourself.

>> No.16329960

>>16329951
>soiboi
*soy boy
Lurk moar, newfag.

>> No.16329961

>>16329879
>Your wife is just a retarded individual
As much as 99.9% of women are.
But you will experience it yourself, once you get old enough to get involved with them.

>Get higher standards rather than convincing yourself that it's normal to have a bottom-of-the-barrel idiot bitch who can't even buy groceries without being a cunt to you for the rest of the day.
Another: "muuhh, i have no idea that 99.9% of women act as anon described" message"
Just get a girlfriend and you will see, they are almost all the same in this regard.

But i'm talking to an incel obviously.

>> No.16329964

>>16329960
muhh i'm da grammar natzzi and can't make any points.

>> No.16329965

>>16329964
>grammar
Retard.

>> No.16329987

>>16329254
Fuck yeah

>> No.16330050

>>16329965
idiot, this dude is right about women.
most girls these days are absolute retards.
no logical reasoning, just acting emotionally.

>> No.16330063

>>16330050
I’m guessing the point is he’s a newfag who thinks soy is word-filtered.

>> No.16330075

>>16330063
No, i don't, i just use to type soi instead of soy.
Tell me, is this a drama for you? something worth to debate?
We both know what i ment with it.

>> No.16330080

>>16326630
acting for the camera because that is an actor in a beer commercial

>> No.16330085

>>16324173
Daiz?

>> No.16330118

>>16327603
jesus christ that must have the texture/taste of actual foam i hope nobody ever follows this for anything that isn't a prop

>> No.16330154

>>16327498
That looked perfect until the mashed up fries and cheese

>> No.16330388

>>16327288
insurance required you to pay excess and can up your rates if you claim often. You should stop being such a pussy.

>> No.16330399

>>16329727
bye bye fellas gotta go murder some women

>> No.16330411

>>16329445
Just want to wish him a happy birthday

>> No.16330500

>>16327204
Unironically what is the point of using wagyu for this?

>> No.16330536

>>16327603
Wow, I always wanted to eat a fucking couch pillow.

>> No.16330551

>>16327898
So this is what chris does when he's not making letsplays with zach.

>> No.16330718

>>16326735
I tried to eat an egg like that once and it felt like I was swallowing the mother of all goobers

>> No.16330726

Hi bots

>> No.16330751

>>16327352
It was a huge abscess in pork

>> No.16330797

>>16324173
Elmer fudd?

>> No.16330884

>>16327304
ok

>> No.16330891

>>16326874
>italian classics
>tomato
???

>> No.16330936

>>16324058
anglos are incapable of feeling empathy, literally bugmen

>> No.16331004

>>16327762
Same I would love to hit that asshole

>> No.16331010

>>16324372
I like it a lot with horseradish sauce, potatoes and kohlrabi

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>>16323915

>> No.16331074
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>>16323915

>> No.16331137

>>16328182
do you have liquid nitrogen at home anon

>> No.16331287

>>16324397
>dragon's breath
almost thought those lil' balls were going to pop white phosphorus into their mouths.

>> No.16331298

>>16328624
One was still on the loose this morning, now he's being adopted or something.

>> No.16331304

>>16327898
Herpes?

>> No.16331308

>>16329254
I hope the girl Im talking to likes to cook

>> No.16331353

>>16327528
dear lord, you could eat that slop for days!

>> No.16331551

>>16326474
what i'd give to have her shit that all out on me.
on a triple ply tarpaulin to keep the floor clean

>> No.16331560
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>>16327919
huh

>> No.16331583

>>16324147
damn

>> No.16331617

>>16330536
It's Keto.

>> No.16331625

>>16331617

I'm all for low carb but some things are just stupid.

>> No.16331642

>>16331560
>posting propaganda
You realize this is how they gaslight people at home and abroad, correct?

>> No.16331731

>>16326701
Yeah, it's obvious that you don't cook. Do you even know how chicken soup is made? Well you put a whole chicken with vegetables in pot to cook but ofc some low class trash who's been eating canned soup his whole life wouldn't know.

>> No.16331738

>>16327603
It looks like when the 3 stooges try to make a cake but it accidentally gets swapped with a couch cushion or something.

>> No.16331840

>>16326253
Eh, it's actually more terrifying without sound

>> No.16331894
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>>16329197

>> No.16332181

>>16331560
whoa... really made me think!

>> No.16332406

>>16328936
Coin slot!

>> No.16332429

>>16331642
this is literally true though, I'll take any chance to shit on china, but if we're talking the material conditions of the poorest, usa is even worse than china, at least everyone can get healthcare and food

>> No.16332535

>>16332429
>of the poorest
Kay, so? I'd rather the poor have a fire lit under their ass to make something of themselves rather than an underclass of whiners who subsist on government handouts while bitching that its not enough. Maybe then the fucking groids will get their act together if everyone stopped humoring them for a while.

>> No.16332547

>>16332535
This is /ck/, we don't eat boots.

>> No.16332655

>>16332535
except being poor does the opposite. countries with strong social safety nets like denmark have the highest social mobility from poor to rich of any countries

>> No.16332665

>>16332547
And I don't feed you peasants boots.

>> No.16332673

>>16332655
Well that's fine and dandy for tiny, culturally/ethnically/values-homogenous counties.

>> No.16332706

>>16332673
no no it's different because it's tiny, no no it's different cause it's ethnically similar. cope