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Anonymous Mon Jun 21 17:35:19 2021 No.16315959 [Reply] [Original]

*ruins your burger*

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 17:35:47 2021 No.16315961 >>16315959 That's not mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 17:41:39 2021 No.16315990 >>16315959 bursts open in your ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 17:43:19 2021 No.16315998 a tomato will lift a burger if it's not thick and wet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 17:51:25 2021 No.16316040 >filtered by a tomato

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 17:53:39 2021 No.16316050 >actively wanting slices of water on your hamburger >actively wanting pickles on your burger Literally no excuse for this asinine behavior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 17:57:16 2021 No.16316076 I think OP is referring to ketchup and not tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:00:31 2021 No.16316092 >>16316050 i like sweet pickles on a burger but not sour ones i dry them with a paper towel before putting them on the borger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:01:33 2021 No.16316098 >>16316076 are you a fucking idiot? ketchup is universally agreed upon as a staple burger topping yeah you can have a burger without it to mix things up, but there is no one who never eats burgers without ketchup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:01:57 2021 No.16316099 >>16316050 >actively wanting pickles on your burger I cannot figure out why people like this. Pickles are like little pockets of vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:02:18 2021 No.16316101 >>16315959 tomatoes are only good if they're thinly sliced, and even then I could take em or leave em. Nothing worse than getting a quarter inch thick slab of watery tomato that makes your whole burger soggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:04:45 2021 No.16316111 >>16315959 COME ON AND CRAM IF YOU WANT TOMATO JAM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:04:51 2021 No.16316114 File: 9 KB, 90x90, 1584320540435.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16316098 Ketchup is gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:05:43 2021 No.16316116 >>16316098 fuck you nigger, in most exquisite restaurants burgers are not served with ketchup you fucking nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:06:19 2021 No.16316117 >>16315959 Thats not bacon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:06:27 2021 No.16316118 >>16316116 >being this fragile Gotta love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:08:46 2021 No.16316135 >>16316118 >I do not have a single argument

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:09:07 2021 No.16316138 >>16316099 You just explained why people like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:09:40 2021 No.16316142 >>16316116 you are misinterpreting my post >>16316114 do you really not like ketchup at all on anything? never met a person who didn't like ketchup at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:10:14 2021 No.16316145 >>16315959 Wa la

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:11:28 2021 No.16316151 >>16315959 He hate the tomate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:11:39 2021 No.16316152 >>16316138 vinegar is nasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:12:02 2021 No.16316157 File: 24 KB, 311x325, 1534193116597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16316152

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:18:22 2021 No.16316183 >>16316099 the disgustingness of vinegar is somehow absent in pickles. They just taste like salty, crunchy chunks and dont have the nasty musky smell/taste of vinegar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:19:58 2021 No.16316189 >>16315959 I like tomato on my borgar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:21:32 2021 No.16316195 File: 596 KB, 492x503, 1585829964243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16316116 >in most exquisite restaurants they serve burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:54:20 2021 No.16316299 >>16316142 >do you really not like ketchup at all on anything? Only fries. Anything else and the textures are fucked. Even Hot Dogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 18:59:16 2021 No.16316314 >>16316299 ok so you don't really hate ketchup you're just picky with it fair enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 19:00:51 2021 No.16316318 >>16316152 What's really nasty is a burger with no acidity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 19:11:42 2021 No.16316363 >>16316152 Weird how much its in food, isnt it? almost makes you think that people like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 19:15:23 2021 No.16316376 >>16315959 Retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 19:17:21 2021 No.16316388 >>16316116 Five guys is yummy, they use ketchup, you are wrong. Checkmate libtards

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 19:21:12 2021 No.16316405 >>16315959 Fuck off, Matt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 19:22:20 2021 No.16316412 >>16316388 why do libtards keep doing it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 21:32:53 2021 No.16316904 >>16316050 ???

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:09:47 2021 No.16317103 File: 127 KB, 600x600, H5NB7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My mouth is watering just thinking about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:12:16 2021 No.16317111 >>16316904 Wtf are you confused about anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:21:38 2021 No.16317163 File: 23 KB, 474x325, kino.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:25:40 2021 No.16317185 >>16317163 Hambrugrar

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:28:34 2021 No.16317214
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This conversation is bullshit.

The combination of ketchup, mustard, onion and pickle is simply the backbone of the american cheeseburger, as it has been for over 60 years. Mayhaps one item or another isn't a favorite, but together, they still make the team that is burger.

Lettuce, tomato, and mayo, however, are the refinements which have allowed burgers to ascend into levels of sheer tastiness not offered prior. I will not suffer any fool who denies the deliciousness of the Wendy's jr bacon cheeseburger, a finely crafted burger if ever there was one.

And finally, those of you that dislike any particular ingredients, in general, are uncultured shit. What grown ass man has never enjoyed an heirloom tomato, and yet would have the gall to open their ignorant mouths and show the world their dumbassedness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:29:04 2021 No.16317216 File: 182 KB, 1200x1600, cray-burgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing beats the classic American hamburger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:30:09 2021 No.16317221 File: 35 KB, 322x350, 1603827425894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16315959 but that's wrong you fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:34:11 2021 No.16317248 >>16317214 I dont give a fuck about all that Tomato NASTY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:35:37 2021 No.16317255 >>16315959 That's not an onion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 22:55:04 2021 No.16317354 >>16316111 baste n czech'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 00:22:22 2021 No.16317759 >>16316363 retarded people, yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 00:23:26 2021 No.16317769 >>16316412 we may never know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 00:36:00 2021 No.16317838 >>16316904 Lettuce is like 95% water anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 00:44:59 2021 No.16317887 >>16315959 >ruins your burger On what fucking planet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 00:47:46 2021 No.16317900 >>16317838 And the human body is like 98% water so what the fuck is your point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 00:54:08 2021 No.16317924 >>16317838 Yeah but it's slightly sweet, slightly bitter crunchy water. It's great on a burg

Anonymous Tue Jun 22 00:56:56 2021 No.16317935
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Saying you don't like burgers because some of them have tomato on them is like saying incest is wrong because some incestuous relationships have imbalanced power dynamics in them.

Stop it.

Anonymous Tue Jun 22 06:49:34 2021 No.16318887

everybody in this thread doesn't know how to top a burger.
from top to bottom:
>top bun
>sauteed mushrooms
>raw yellow onion
>bacon
>dill pickle slices
>cheese
>burger
>lettuce
>bottom bun
any other way is just wasting your fucking burger on flavors that don't need to be there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 07:19:26 2021 No.16318945 >>16316152 ask me how I know you aren't white

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 07:21:37 2021 No.16318952 >>16318887 i started replacing my lettuce on my burgers with baby spinach. I advise everyone in this thread to do the same, or at least try it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:04:12 2021 No.16320098 >>16315959 >he's a man child and gets disgusted by a vegetable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:04:50 2021 No.16320102 >>16315990 kek, cramposter at it again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:06:05 2021 No.16320106 >>16320098 based, picky eaters need to have their shit slapped and be sent into timeout if they're still hungry they can have a PB&J and stay in timeout for the rest of the night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:06:07 2021 No.16320107 >>16316152 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:07:54 2021 No.16320115 >>16316116 >exquisite restaurants lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:08:00 2021 No.16320116 >>16318887 no tomato? weak also I prefer LTO all beneath the burger and everything else on top. also fuck dill pickles, ice and fire FOR LYFE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:09:33 2021 No.16320121 >>16317248 >and now that the kids have ordered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:25:43 2021 No.16320180 >>16315959 All you need on a hamburger is meat and bun no ketchup no tomato no lettuce no cheese no mayo no pickles no mustard no bacon no onions just a pure burg

Anonymous Tue Jun 22 13:27:55 2021 No.16320197

>>16316099
I never liked it either, and I pride myself on eating odd overpowering stuff. Limberger and liverwurst with strong mustard on pumpernickel? Good stuff. A single pickle on my fast food burger? Yuck.

I will say that bread and butter pickles put on fresh off the grill is nice. But the vinegar soaking into the bun is just not for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 15:58:55 2021 No.16320881 >>16315959 Raw tomato is up there with raw onion for gigaretard toppings, but fried green tomatoes are delicious on a burger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 16:42:05 2021 No.16321153 >>16316099 >using vinigger pickles rather than salt brine pickles Ngmi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 16:44:48 2021 No.16321169 >>16318887 >raw onion Retard. Sautee them until they caramelise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 16:45:50 2021 No.16321175 >>16320098 >tomato >vegetable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 16:45:56 2021 No.16321176 >>16315959 t. tastelet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 16:46:19 2021 No.16321178 >>16320180 For a truly good burg, not totally wrong - the best burger I've ever had was just beef, cheddar, salt, pepper, bun - but 99% of burgs aren't of that calibur and need some dressing up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 16:47:32 2021 No.16321183 I dont like tomato on borger much, its not really all that impressive and gets pretty messy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 16:51:44 2021 No.16321210 >>16316114 Why do tastelets post here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 22 17:29:52 2021 No.16321433 >>16321175 we use culinary definitions here, faggot

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