/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16308701]

Which pasta is the best?

[Anonymous No.16308704]

>>16308701
Orzo.

[Anonymous No.16308714]

>>16308701
Spaghetti-Os

[Anonymous No.16308719]

Fettuccine Alfredo isn't Italian?

[Anonymous No.16308722]

You got any spaghetti with gravy?

[Anonymous No.16308742]

>>16308701
nistipata

[Anonymous No.16308838]

>>16308719
As usual, america perfected a dish and italy’s ass is shattered about it.

[Anonymous No.16308857]

>>16308701
the one you make yourself

[Anonymous No.16308860]

nigga tony

[Anonymous No.16308873]

>>16308857
that looks tasty, 'slop' dishes usually are though

[Anonymous No.16308874]

American style Spaghetti with Meatballs and Marinara

[Anonymous No.16308877]

>>16308838
Yeah, it seems like when all of those Italians move to the US they took the ability to make good food with them

[Anonymous No.16309070]

Risini

[Anonymous No.16309167]

>>16308838
Miss me with that gay shit

[Anonymous No.16309182]

>>16308857
Um, wow. That is pretty much wrong sweetie, like completely and utterly.
I can’t believe that someone would seriously hold an attitude like that. But here we are in 2021 still holding onto primitive views.

Time for enlightenment!
1-you’re wrong and there’s nothing that will change that, so simp,y admit it and we can move on
2- change your views, when two people have a disagreement then the person in he wrong, you, is expected to apologise, revalue their ideals and change them accordingly.

You seem, to me, to be the sort of person who, as a host, wold invite someone over for a homemade pizza night and then get mad when I bring over ingredients to make a curry. It Is 2021 so please stop being so close minded and accept that multiculturalism means I am allowed to make different foods if I want to.
geeky ignoring the prince of death mask the ghoul mask of a vampire diaries or anime anime girl.

[Anonymous No.16309219]

>>16309182
wh-what's wrong with my macaroni?

[Anonymous No.16309257]

>>16309219
Ignore him, it looks ok, couldn’t answer for the taste.

[Anonymous No.16309324]

>>16309219
Nothing, I bet it tastes great, I wish I had a bowl right now desu

[Anonymous No.16309355]

>>16308701
I call this: ricegetti. It's delicious, nutritious and makes italians seethe, what more can you ask?

[Anonymous No.16309375]

>>16309219
your 'ni looks great anon :) Can I has a bite?

[Anonymous No.16309379]

>>16309355
looks good, but slop on rice is pretty standard fare the world over

[Anonymous No.16309387]

>>16309375
>>16309324
>>16309257
thank you friends

[Anonymous No.16309410]

>>16309379
I shoulda mentioned it's bolognese sauce. I heard italians are very specific when pairing carbs and sauces. The idea that someone would use bolognese sauce on white rice is enough to make their whole country implode in to a black hole.

[Anonymous No.16309419]

>>16309355
in comparison with pasta, the rice will absorb more water, become soggy while making the sauce dry. also rice is pure refined carbs
t.italian

[Anonymous No.16309449]

>>16309410
I've done it, though I'm not italian

[Anonymous No.16309453]

>>16308701
Penne is best of all pasta

[Anonymous No.16309470]

>>16309410
Dont worry, i'm sure your sauce doesn't even come close to Bolognese.

[Anonymous No.16309474]

>>16309410
>it's bolognese sauce.
it's not

[Anonymous No.16309487]

>>16309355
put that in a frying pan the next day so it caramelizes a bit and all that... I'm drooling now

[Anonymous No.16309494]

>>16308701
Depends what sauce you're putting on it. But I find linguine goes well with practically everything.

[Anonymous No.16309496]

>>16309470
why? What a weird thing to assume from someone you don't even know.
>>16309474
Show me yours then, btw the pic is from google I don't usually take photos of my food unless i need to.

[Anonymous No.16310253]

>>16309474
>>16309470
We've already got two assblasted wops, lol

[Anonymous No.16310897]

>>16308701
Culurgionis
But it's not pasta

[Anonymous No.16311245]

>>16309167
ass status: shattered

[Anonymous No.16311270]

>>16308838
Italians get ass mad if anything isn't traditional and trash.

[Anonymous No.16311306]

>>16311270
>
Man, fuck off with this like, like the italian grandma didn't had to suck off G.I. Joe's dick for a piece of cheese after italy embarassed itself after WW2. That's your "traditional" recipe all those wankers grew up with.

[Anonymous No.16311324]

>>16311306
come again?

[Anonymous No.16311331]

>>16308701
Gnocchi?

[Anonymous No.16311367]

>>16308701
Dame na pignata de bigoi co l'arna e so a posto

[Anonymous No.16311370]

>>16308701
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