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Either add an ingredient or a cooking step.


I'll start: basmati rice

>> No.16299634

>>16299610
Grind it to a fine powder

>> No.16299635
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16299635

>>16299610
jack's non newtonian sauce

>> No.16299644

>>16299610
shallots

>> No.16299654

>>16299635

well this just took a dark turn

>> No.16299666

>>16299610
throw it away and order delivery

>> No.16299670

>>16299610
Semen

>> No.16299676

>>16299610
dog dick

>> No.16299692

Mix the semen, dog dick, shallots and rice flour into dough balls.

>> No.16299694

rustic, yeah?

>> No.16299709

Turn deep fryer on and allow to heat up

>> No.16299722

Test heated oil by throwing a bag of ice-cubes in there first.

>> No.16299724

>>16299692
I was gonna you need an egg as a binder but I think the ooze is satisfactory. Was expecting a sloppa but we got fried balls...Brits....damn Brits

>> No.16299742

Three cups of Cool-Whip

>> No.16299744

Use a pastry blender to cut in a stick of butter

>> No.16299748

>>16299610
Cumin

>> No.16299769

sear in hot pan

>> No.16299770

Add more olive oil

>> No.16299803

Discard the pan

>> No.16299809

put everything in a new pan with a cup of olive oil and butter

>> No.16299817

leave the heat on and go to sleep

>> No.16299823

Wake up, discard bed

>> No.16299827
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16299827

>>16299610
Already ruined

>> No.16299831

>>16299610
FIRE ZE MISSILES!

>> No.16299976

Freeze overnight

>> No.16299984

>>16299827
typical weeb

>> No.16300024

>>16299610
DEENZ

>> No.16300037

>>16300024
I can't believe you've done this.

Roll deenz in panko

>> No.16300044

>>16299722
Oil steamed clams

>> No.16300068

just a little more cum

>> No.16300144

>>16299666
All this time later, grubhub driver has arrived. Apply hammer to head, drag body in, feed the food to the jackal in the guest bedroom.
Appetizer balls done, wala, moving onto the entree. Defeather driver by ripping out hair.

>> No.16300146

Bring the cum to a low simmer, and reduce to a glaze.

>> No.16300148

>>16300144
mmm long pig

I like where this is going

>> No.16300206

Drain blood in shower, skin and set aside the hide for tanning later

>> No.16300219

Explore stomach contents for potential surprise basket ingredients.

>> No.16300319

Perform circumcision. Marinade prepuce in soy sauce, mirin, sake and sugar overnight

>> No.16300325

mcchicken with 3 mcchicken sauces

>> No.16300332

>>16300325
inserted via enema as stuffing

>> No.16300351

>>16299610
butter the bread on the outside and place sandwich into your sandwich sealer/toaster

>> No.16300392

Baste carcass in cum so the meat doesn’t dry

>> No.16300394
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16300394

>>16299610
OLIVE OIL, IN

>> No.16300396

add secret aardvark

>> No.16300476

remove secret aardvark

>> No.16300507

Do the hokey pokey with secret aardvark

>> No.16300527

>>16299610
Fuck the Secret Aardvark

>> No.16300532

wa la, dish is done

>> No.16300703

Put finished meal in garbage disposal and then turn on for 30 seconds

>> No.16300709

knorr stockpot served on the side

>> No.16300722

Right, onto dessert.
Take a melon baller to the giant heap of shit you've been glomming every one of your poops onto that has been a festering stalagmite in the center of your dining room table for seven years.

>> No.16300742

Place on very hot pan and spread it

>> No.16301213

>>16299831
but I am le tired

>> No.16301272

When edges get crispy remove from heat

>> No.16301296

>>16299610
A cup of hot, frothy piss from my goth gamer girl gf on onlyfans. I'm her "biggest D" every month so she brews a fresh batch for me, her bf, while contorting her kawaii face into a LEWD ahegao!

>> No.16302055

>>16299610
Why? My Peenus Weenus of course :)

>> No.16302702

>>16301296
Serve with a side of prozac for this fellow

>> No.16302757

Drizzle semen reduction over balls

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