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Classy delicacy or disgusting sea roach?

>> No.16298992

Sea roaches

river roaches

>> No.16299001

If you can’t tell the difference between crustaceans and bugs you are a literal retard and should be scrapped for organs so less retarded people can benefit from your existence.

>> No.16299009

>the mental gymnastics required to separate sea bugs from land bugs

>> No.16299013

You are a retard, but lobster is okay before used to be poors man food but now it cost like a thousand times what it should cost we really live in retarded times

>> No.16299016

granpapy's generation hated them but because they are bottom feeders, not because they are """bugs"""

y'all zoomers retarded for this.

>> No.16299021

Dilate regularly please.

>> No.16299624

>mental gymnastics
Lobsters and Crawfish and prawns and such all have identifiable chunks of protein-rich muscle. Roaches do not have have such a thing, only having minuscule amounts of liquid which is lost as moisture during any cooking.

>> No.16299662

Thats also why jews dont eat them

>> No.16299683

it was seen as lowly to eat them because people would eat them off the beach when they were abundant

>> No.16299685

people's food and now it's flipped on it's head. Just like oxtail

>> No.16299760

>Based or Cringe?

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Both. They’re sea bugs that trigger positive responses when we consume their flesh. Simple as. Both truths exist simultaneously

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>> No.16299886

So you think giving them a different name will make them not bugs?

>> No.16299893

Being bottom feeder is what makes them bugs tho

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so a bug that hunts instead of scavenges is not a bug to your mind?

>> No.16299902

They are bugs

>> No.16299904

Looks like too much hassle to bother eating

>> No.16299906

But according to your logic here >>16299893 they can't be bugs, as they are not bottom feeders

>> No.16299907


no just janitors of the ocean

sure are tasty as fuck

>> No.16299946

I didn't say only bottom feeders can be bugs, did I?

>> No.16299956

You said, quote: "Being bottom feeder is what makes them bugs"
By your definition, a bug MUST be a bottom feeder. Don't try and backpedal away from your half-assed shitpost, coward.

>> No.16299971

Delicious but overpriced.

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>> No.16300001

Okay you're right, the way I wrote it makes it sound like being a bottom feeder is the only thing that makes them bugs. They also got many legs and.are gross in general

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>the mental gymnastics required to separate sea squirts from land cows

>> No.16300191

Fucking /ck/

What a terrible get

>> No.16300209

From a propositional logic perspective
"All bottom feeders are bugs" != "All bugs are bottom feeders"
It's the same as "all poodles are dogs" vs "all dogs are poodles"

>> No.16300218

>delicacy or roach lolz?? xD
>based or cringe?
>is it a meme??
>dank or schwag?
>keyed/locked or BTFO?
>You decide!! Roflmao!
Fuck anyone who makes these retarded threads.

>> No.16300229

Which is arguably even more retarded. If all bottom feeders are bugs then I guess catfish are bugs.

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>used to be poors man food
same with chicken wing, back in the day before all the newfags got a taste, wings were like $2 for a whole package of wings that today would cost $30, or $2.50 at a bar for 12-15 wings. chinese restaurant sold them for something like 4 wings for $.50. they arent even good for soup bones!

>> No.16300237

Why are you such a chud

>> No.16300242

>"All bottom feeders are bugs"
That's not what he said.
What he said was "bottom feeding is what makes it a bug"

>> No.16300248

Imagine hating fun as much as this faggot

>> No.16300266

Omg is he allowed to say this>>

>> No.16300272

He said "being bottom feeder is what makes them bugs" not "all bugs are bottom feeders".
You fucking dumb gorilla nigger cunt. You're so fucking stupid I hope you get hit by a car, torn in two and all your family slowly abandons you as you turn into a pathetic wreck.
Stop being a spineless pussy, cunt.

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>> No.16300303

>disgusting sea roach
all seafood is disgusting, but sea bugs especially

>> No.16300305

Fry in garlic parsley butter
Gratinate in oven

>> No.16300314

That's objectively wrong. Being an arthropod is what makes it a bug.

>> No.16300349

"being bottom feeder is what makes them bugs" argues that bottom-feeding is an essential, defining quality of being a bug. Go be ESL somewhere else.

>> No.16300355

Does it matter? It tastes good.

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Fight the good fight anon

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>> No.16300953

>Is a sea bug
>Not a job title where you literally lob shit
I'm still somewhat bothered by this

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>mental gymnastics
crustaceans taste great, bugs don't.

>> No.16301128

Reminder that early settlers to America had to bury lobster shells in their yards after eating them because it was shameful to eat such a low class food

>> No.16301148

Crab is better than lobster
>Crab: Better than lobster
Here are the reasons
>crab: tender and buttery meat
>lobster: boring tough meat
>crab: tastes nice, good subtle flavor
>lobster: tastes OK at best
>crab: more fun to eat, breaking apart crab legs one by one with your friends
>lobster: Boring to eat, you need a pair of scissors and are probably eating alone
>crab: looks unique
>lobster: looks like a big shrimp with claws
These are the reasons why crab is better than lobster.

>> No.16301270

Yes, it is the hipsters destiny to increase the price of all poor peoples foods

>> No.16301305

Doesn't change the fact that it's still a bug you dolt.

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spiders aren't bugs

>> No.16301734

Neither are lobsters but here we are.

>> No.16301735

>I have never been laid.

>> No.16301738

Yes they are

Yes they are bugs of the sea.

Jesus christ /ck/ can be fucking dense.

Pound cake between the years for the lot of you.

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Just about the only thing you got right about lobster is its vaguely shrimp like shape.
Also crabs are quite possibly the least unique animal on earth, crustaceans have independantly morphed into crab-like shapes hundreds if not thousands of times unrelated to eachother.

>> No.16301831

isopods are the bugs of the sea. lobsters and crabs are decapods.

>> No.16301873

Giant, overpriced prawns.

>> No.16302048

Not worth the quantity and circlejerk of the culinary world also the barbarism of cooking one

>> No.16302062

Ok chud

>> No.16302079

>crustaceans are bugs too!
>coffee is a drug too!
why is it always this cope

>> No.16302248

”bottom feeding is what makes it a bug" means that if a thing is a bottom feeder then it must be a bug. This is equivalent to saying "all bottom feeders are bugs".

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>if a thing is a bottom feeder then it must be a bug

ITT: fish are bugs

>> No.16302340

Honestly, I wouldn't eat bottom feeder fish. I don't think crustaceans are bugs, per-se, but they're too hideous for me to even try. Same with bivalves.

Anything that's a bottom feeder can fuck off though, fuck eating something that lives off fungi, bacteria, feces, carcasses and waste.

>> No.16302855

I feel bad for you lobster or crab with melted butter it's the best tasting good on earth

>> No.16302879

peasant food

>> No.16302966

based bug eater

>> No.16302996

Because they don’t want to eat their own?

>> No.16303014

I'm sure maggots taste good with melted butter too. eugh.

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