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[Anonymous No.16293226]

Post funny food related stuff

[Anonymous No.16293234]

>>16293226
That actually looks pretty good lmao

[Anonymous No.16293452]

Not funny but I have a genuine question and not sure where else to ask, how the fuck does he get out without breaking the eggs? Does he sleep in there? Does he sustain himself on the goods he has at the stall? What happens when he runs out of fuel? Does he have a hard line to his cities gas system? And what about when he runs out of his ingredients that aren't eggs, such as bread and what appear to be scallions and red onion? Does he have them delivered? Why does nobody help this poor man from his egg prison?

[Anonymous No.16293487]

>>16293452
>Why does nobody help this poor man from his egg prison?
no help can come for he did this to himself. He was long ago granted his wish of becoming the king of all eggs, on the condition that he sells all the eggs in his stall. Though each time he turns away, or rests his eyes, he finds the eggs to be replenished, and he slowly realizes more and more each day, this is the hell he has chosen for himself. and there is no escape

[Anonymous No.16293955]

>>16293226
Looks better than the powdered milk + cornstarch alfredo sauce noodles they normally serve.

[Anonymous No.16293966]

>>16293226
I don't get it, but I'm glad the poor guys who have to run corporate social media accounts are permitted to express what they probably think qualifies as a sense of humour.

[Anonymous No.16294024]

>Post funny food related stuff

[Anonymous No.16294092]

>>16293452
Every time he cooks enough egg sandwiches to create a gap he can climb out of, the egg vendor comes and delivers more crates. His life is a vicious cycle where he remains constantly trapped within the egg fort. This is a warning, a glimpse of Hades. He is the modern incarnation of Sisyphus.

[Anonymous No.16294114]

>>16293226
My olive garden charges for the breadsticks bc people do this

who else here in the ghetto

[Anonymous No.16294169]

>>16293955
Lol epic burn xD
One time I had the alfredo and was all “yo bruh I thinks this has corn starches”
The water was all “uhh”
And I was like “fuk u boomer!” roflmao

[Anonymous No.16294249]

>>16293226

I don't get this. Not American so what's so funny about this?

[Anonymous No.16294533]

>>16294249
bread sticks are free at olive garden

[Anonymous No.16294567]

>>16294024
This. Fucking cringe reddit updoot mining. An hero OP

[Anonymous No.16294587]

>>16294249
If you are ever in America you should visit. Packed into the family car with dad driving and mom resting in the passenger seat. The kids anxiously kicking around the back. There is a powerful bonding on the way to that Italian eatery. The whole family uniting in a singular quest. Tonight we dine. Pulling into the enormous parking lot, the atmosphere begs to be absorbed. A Macy's mall in the background, and a Red Lobster across the street. All of this is of course framed by the beacon that is the Olive Garden restaurant itself. A community staple in fine dining. A plump line has already begun winding out the door, groups of 5 each huddled around their remote buzzer. Occasionally a cry will go out as a vibration comes from the electronic device. A scream of joy. That family has been chosen. They cry tears of gratitude as a virginal waitress brings them swiftly into the eatery. Passing only the finest arts from the Mediterranean. Frescos and bottles of wine from local vineyards. Sinatra sings softly over the built in speakers. Large tables enjoying only the most quality pastas and salads. Taking a seat, a calm washes over everyone in the group. This is just so right. So perfectly correct. It's as if they had been transported to Naples as they pushed their chairs up to the table. Orgasmic.

[Anonymous No.16294614]

>>16293452
i've got a couple of great internets for anyone that can provide the precise longitude and latitude of this guy's stall