/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16292924]

My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.

[Anonymous No.16292939]

>>16292924
Do femails really start to cry at random?

[Anonymous No.16292941]

Because that's not how you do it you fucking mongoloid. You have to coddle women, like an egg, and say that it's great and it just needs a little X or Y for seasoning and next time you'll get a better breakfast instead of a bunch of hurt feelings. Dimwit.

[Anonymous No.16292943]

/ck/ has the shittiest memes ever

[Anonymous No.16292950]

I went to McDonald's today and got a mcchicken. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

[Anonymous No.16292955]

>>16292924
What the fuck is wrong with you? that looks like a good breakfast anon. Fried potatoes, eggs and toast. You're lucky she even did that and it shows she cares about you.

The better question is, what do you expect for breakfast? what would you even change?

[Anonymous No.16292957]

>>16292924
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.16292962]

>>16292924
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you come home to a warm, healthy meal to end your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that Instapot would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the Instapot did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like stew. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had an Instapot. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's pressure cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs out of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scraped off and thrown in the trash.

[Anonymous No.16292964]

We all know that that 'wife' you are talking about is just a byproduct of not taking your meds.

[Anonymous No.16292966]

>>16292939
Yes

[Anonymous No.16292967]

shit food beat the fuck out of her

[Anonymous No.16293028]

this sure is a esoteric thread

[Anonymous No.16293045]

>>16292924
are you too poor to afford bacon?

[Anonymous No.16293091]

>>16292924
post wife

[Anonymous No.16293177]

>>16292924
Lol.

[Anonymous No.16293224]

>>16292924
Nah man, that breakfast looks like shite

[Anonymous No.16293241]

>>16292924
If you're going to complain just make the food at home retard. If you usually do that and can't understand a nice gesture from your wife, kys. However, making your wife cry in general is usually pretty based.

[Anonymous No.16293260]

>>16292941
Kill yourself, whiteknight
>>16292955
>good
Women exist to serve men.

[Anonymous No.16293271]

>>16292924
I never compliment someone's food unless I mean it. Being this way I found it's better to say nothing than to critique them.

People ask what parts are wrong with their cooking but then they go into denial and say you're the problem.

You have to get a feel for their personality before you talk about their cooking.

[Anonymous No.16293295]

>>16292924
you're obviously not beating her hard enough

[Anonymous No.16293363]

>>16292941
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.16293392]

>>16292950
Was working at McDonald's today and sold this awkward loner a mcchicken. He took it and left. I went out for a smoke and saw him eating in his 2009 Honda Civic (haha). Right after I snuck a photo of him to send to my friends, he looked up and saw me.
I kinda waved at him to be nice and just finished my smoke. I sent his photo around for my friends to mock and got back to work.
Just 2 hours later the same creep comes back, I think he was stalking me. He ordered another McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. He drove up to my window, but I had already called the cops. I attempted stall him and invite him inside so that he could be apprehended, but he awkwardly drove away. The cops later came and said to just let them know the next time he harasses me.
I have started keeping a logbook of every time he shows up and my boss is keeping security footage on file. I have tracked his activity to at least two daily visits to this restaurant.
How do you feel about creepy incels stalking women at work?

[Anonymous No.16293397]

>>16292924
Bullshit.

You can easily add spices and salt to already cooked eggs and potatoes.

You made this yourself and you put your imaginary gf in front of the canons.

[Anonymous No.16293399]

sneed

[Anonymous No.16293401]

>>16292924
looks great to me

[Anonymous No.16293402]

>>16293392
>>16292950
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

[Anonymous No.16293407]

>>16293260
>Women exist to serve men.

[Anonymous No.16293408]

>>16292924
>acquire high-maintenance object
>don’t take proper maintenance precautions
>get confused when it breaks
Don’t blame the device for operator error.

[Anonymous No.16293412]

>>16292924
try a whole turkey heh

[Anonymous No.16293436]

>>16292950
>>16292957
>>16292962

[Anonymous No.16293456]

>>16292941
This is how you interreact with the opposite sex. You cannot be blunt. It must be roundabout or soft.

[Anonymous No.16293460]

>>16292939
Yeaah, we have a lot of feelings.

[Anonymous No.16293467]

>>16293460
try to have less of them please.

[Anonymous No.16293489]

>>16292955

I would bet that it needs some salt and pepper. Also, it appears like the potatoes are likely undercooked.

[Anonymous No.16293511]

numales are the worst

[Anonymous No.16293533]

>>16293460
well, this shit is annoying desu