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You are being executed tomorrow. What is your final meal before you die?

>> No.16282778

Aunt Myrna's party salad

>> No.16282779 [DELETED] 

I'd want to die happy, aka drunk after a large meal. OP pic is pretty good taste, I would also include a tub of ice cream and a bottle of vodka that I cram up my ass.

>> No.16282781

2 pounds of american wagyu

>> No.16282783

A sixpack of tall cans and a pack of pork rinds

>> No.16282789

I'd start with a petition to the white house to make /ck/ stop having this thread every goddamn day

>> No.16282832
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>>16282770
Considering that they no longer provide final meal requests I guess I'll have the chunk of 4 month old nutraloaf/bologna sandwich and cup of mixed steamed vegetables like every other day.

>> No.16282839

a few cups of potato salad, some corn on the cob with old bay, cheesecake, and shrimp fried rice

>> No.16282857

A huge serving of wild caught fugu liver.

>> No.16282862

a double wrapped chipotle burrito with double chicken, double rice, queso blanco, guac, fajitas, and corn, wrapped again in a quesadilla

>> No.16282956

>>16282832

sad, but i guess murderers victims dont get to request a last meal either.

>> No.16282961

>>16282770
Ass, feet and cunt of a sexy tatted bitch with blue eyes

>> No.16282987

>>16282770
All 10 finger of the anesthesiologist responsible for my injection, deep fried in tempura batter with yum yum sauce.

>> No.16282991
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40 ounce steele reserve 211

>> No.16282992

>>16282991

whachu know about that? prolly nothin

>> No.16282997

Nothing. Just get it over with.

>> No.16283007

Why would I be executed? I reside in a civilized, first world nation.

>> No.16283008

>>16282956
They stopped doing it because a bunch of assholes on death row kept abusing it, like ordering a bunch of steaks and lobster and then eating a single grape, costing taxpayers hundreds of dollars. So now nobody gets it.

>> No.16283039

>>16283008
Good, and why should they? They are scum and were living on tax payer expenses for years prior to their execution. If anything, we as a society are too lax and tolerant with some criminals (not talking about drugs or other victimless crimes)

>> No.16283345

A bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream

>> No.16283378

>single slice of strawberry rhubarb pie
>take two bites, refuse the rest
>say I am saving it for later

>> No.16283426

>>16282770
As many cherries as the budget allows

>> No.16283443
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McDonalds Surf & Turf (Quarter Pounder with a Fillet o' Fish added) and pic related

>> No.16283455

>>16283443
is this a secret menu item brah

>> No.16283461

>>16283455
Mcdonalds is completely modular, the menu is just suggested options. They will make you literally anything you want if you ask for it and charge you per ingredient.

>> No.16283502

200lbs of crispy bacon

>> No.16283542

Quibe with fries, salad and white rice

>> No.16283579

>>16282770
tannerite and bolts
i choose death by firing squad

>> No.16283610

>>16282961
I doubt you could eat a Blue Eyes

>> No.16283787

>>16282770
multiple tempura set
and a ton katsu set

>> No.16283793

>>16282770
Lot of steak and a big bowl of raspberries, blackberries, blueberries, and strawberries.

>> No.16283809

>>16282770
A single glass of red wine, 2080 vintage. Any variety--I'm not picky.

>> No.16283821
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>>16282770

>33 counts of murder
>Wait wait!!! He's still HUMAN™
>Let's indulge him with all his favorite snacks!

>> No.16283836

>>16283461
If they are cool. If you get stuck with an awkward teenager or Karen employee they won’t do it for you

>> No.16283859

>>16283836
A McFlipper who can't handle custom orders deserves to be slapped

>> No.16283937

>>16283610

cram a blue eyes up into the shadow realm

>> No.16283951

>>16282770
The bear or lions heart that killed me.

>> No.16283959

>>16282770
pretty based taste desu

>> No.16284092

>>16282770
Hamburger meat with sliced potatoes, jalapenos, and a touch of flour to thicken up the sauce. Just like mommy used to make me. She'd be so proud knowing i requested that as my last meal.

>> No.16284114

>>16282770
10 McChickens

>> No.16284116

loaded potato griller (they will have to find a way)
fiesta potatoes
two cheesy bean and rice burritos
finished with a taro bubble tea

>> No.16284190

>>16282770
>What is your final meal before you die?
Barack Obama's still-beating heart.

>> No.16284195

Didn't some guy order a shit load of expensive food and throw it all out? Obviously that's the chad route.

>> No.16284199

>>16283039
Druggies deserve the rope though... And dealers deserve four ropes to get drawn and quartered.

>> No.16284200

We have this goddamn thread every 20 minutes. Eat shit and die.

>> No.16284203

>>16284200
>Eat shit and die.
Okay but what kind of shit?

>> No.16284655
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>>16284116

>> No.16284668

>>16283008
That's only in Texas, and it was because one dude requested a huge last meal and then said he wasn't hungry.
Pretty sure other states do last meal requests

>> No.16284671

>>16282770
The prison warden's wife's homemade brownies.

>> No.16284674

>>16282770
Unagi don. I'll kill myself with the chopsticks after I'm done, as I'll never let the state have the satisfaction of dispensing justice they deserve to have inflicted upon them more than I could ever warrant.

>> No.16284741

>>16283007
I was going to make fun of you, but this list just depressed me. There just aren't any first world white countries left any more.
https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/policy-issues/international/countries-that-have-abolished-the-death-penalty-since-1976

>> No.16284750

A giant tub of mashed potatoes and gravy and a gallon of milk

>> No.16284772

>>16284199
Addicts deserve a second chance. They do not deserve a third. Dealers do not deserve a second chance, same as murderers,

>> No.16284776

>>16282770
BTS meal

>> No.16284884

>>16282770
>20. oz ribeye, cooked rare
>20 oz. raw beef liver
>half gallon of raw milk
>2 tbsp raw honey
>entire clove of raw garlic
>2 pounds of pomegranate seeds
>ice cold 2 liter orange fanta

>> No.16284920

50 pounds of bananas

>> No.16284938

>>16282770
A cubic foot of children's hair and a glass of flour.

>> No.16284947

>>16284920
God, it's fucking crazy how bananas are like 50 cents a pound thanks to corporations literally ruling over and effectively owning countries.

>> No.16284989

Peanuts (I'm allergic), which would be unlawful killing, and so they cannot go though with my last meal, and so cannot execute me.

>> No.16284994

>>16283443
people like this think they're "creative"

>> No.16284996

>>16284989
You know the last meal isn't a legal requirement, right?

>> No.16285004

>>16283821
>>Wait wait!!! He's still HUMAN™
Yes.

As somebody who is totally fine with capital punishment.
There should be some measure of empathy and self-reflection and understand of the humanity of absolutely heinous criminals and villains.

Their broken morality is in some way a part of you in some tempered and more civil capacity.

>> No.16285005

>>16284989
congratulations, you win life in prison.

>> No.16285009

>>16282770
Can I eat myself to death?

>> No.16285015

for me, it's the mcchicken

>> No.16285021

>>16285004
>Their broken morality is in some way a part of you in some tempered and more civil capacity.
?

>> No.16285041

coffee cigarette

>> No.16285079

>>16283821
There's the idea that anyone who is about to die deserves some sort of last rite. In some states especially in the South its traditional for the prison warden to eat the last meal with the condemned.

>> No.16285093

a sealed mason jar filled with my wife’s braps, wrapped in an old t-shirt, along with a bottle of ensure

>> No.16286654

>>16284199
>nooo not the heckin nono molecules
seethe harder cuck, free men do what they want

>> No.16286661

>>16285021
What don’t you understand? It reads completely fine and naturally, not at all like a pretentious ninth grader

>> No.16286677

amer*cans and their bizarro 3rd world customs and traditions

>> No.16286989

>>16285004
He literally raped, murdered, and ate children

>> No.16286999

>>16282770
Is that a pic of the actual meal or a recreation? Other than it all being in a pile it looks really good.

>> No.16287004
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>>16282770
A woman of my own choice

>> No.16287030

I request... Perpetual stew

heheheh

>> No.16287133

>>16286654
Free men also ventilate your torso when you have to break into their homes to steal their property for you to pawn because your drug addiction makes you unable to hold a job.

>> No.16287143

>>16286989
Yes, and you literally missed the point.

>> No.16287254
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>>16287143
I see your point, but I disagree with it

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>>16282770
a live dodo bird, if they don't have any I just can wait until they find one.

>> No.16287710

Steak and eggs with coffee, followed by Hot Apple pie served with Vanilla Ice cream. Simple, but my favorite.

>> No.16287838

>>16287254
>>16285021

if you were raised in a primitive jungle cannibal tribe
you could easily be eating children right now

this is not a defense of absolute moral relativism
but a pragmatic understanding that all modes of life and survival have some measure of innate and abstract contextual "goodness", and that our moral and intellectual development has allowed us to discover modes of behavior that are "more good" and our capacity to maintain "greater goodness" is in some way a luxury afforded by the stability of civil society

there are contexts in which murder and cannibalism are "more" morally correct or acceptable, like self-defense or starvation

the morality of a child cannibal is not wholly evil, but also some adaptation of our ability to shift moral contextual frames between higher and lower order moral behavior in order to "survive"
within these people is some malfunction or outlet or distortion of that mechanism as response to severe emotional trauma or just genetic aberration

i haven't slept in 20 hours im goingto bed

>> No.16287844

>>16287838
who cares

>> No.16287852

>>16287844
the parts of your brain that don't call itself "I"

>> No.16288324
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>>16282770
Fresh vegetables and hummus platter with some whole wheat pita bread and an ice cold minty lemonade.

>> No.16288337

two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fully loaded fajitas; a meat-lover's pizza; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts on top; and three root beers

>> No.16288373
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40 crab rangoons and a pint of Haagan-Daz

>> No.16288376

>>16288337
You'll die of a heart attack before they execute you.

>> No.16288382
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>>16288373
I'm with you, but I want red sauce. The redder the bedder.

>> No.16288389

Mofongo, seaweed salad, 3 shots of anejo tequila, chips and guacamole, 90% dark chocolate, cherries and a near beer

>> No.16288847

>>16282770
Red wine and unleavened bread

>> No.16288877

>>16283007
Japan has a lower crime rate than your country and cleaner public spaces and they execute people.

>> No.16288910

>>16282770
Give me whatever they're serving in the fucking cafeteria faggot. Does giving me a nice last meal make it easier to sleep at night?

>> No.16289155

>>16287133
Your understanding of this issue is entirely fed by the media. The fact you regard yourself as a free man is the ultimate irony. Keep believing jewish lies as reality, let it lead you blind into the abyss.

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>>16289155
>It's my right to get wasted and steal you car to sell it for crack money
>Your """""right""""" to cull thieves who are stealing your life through a couple degrees of separation is must a perception enforced by the Jew media
Choke on my wad.

>> No.16289448

>>16282770
20 Big Macs, 20 x Fries, 10 x Vanilla Milkshakes

>> No.16289536

>>16282770
20oz t-bone steak cooked medium rare
2 gyro with extra sauce and onions
large order of french fries
1 double cheese burger with bacon
2 chili cheese dog with onions
12 pot stickers
1 caesar salad
1 large bowl of creamy wild rice and chicken soup
2 cans of sprite

>> No.16289542

>>16282992
Ay man I know a lil somthn

>> No.16289559

>>16282961
kys degenerate

>> No.16289585

>>16282770
A bullet for anyone who makes these godawful threads every single fucking day

Kill yourself

>> No.16289619

>>16282770
Pizza from a local place. I used to get it when I went to my grandmas. Their pizza is not anything very special, most people do not like it. But man, it is very good to me.

>> No.16289650

>>16289438
you're not gonna kill anyone faggot

>> No.16289653

>>16289536
this is the guy who gets the last meal tradition ended lol

>> No.16289741

>>16288373
>>16288382
why are these like crack to me?
i always order them if i get Panda Express

>> No.16289753

>>16282770
chicken fried steak and eggs, hashbrowns, white toast
or
pohk fri ry with order crab rangoon, bottle of soy sauce no bullshit packets

>> No.16289762
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>>16282770
Jack n coke and pic

>> No.16289793

>>16283859
but mah $15

>> No.16289831

>>16289536
Post your arm you obese abomination

>> No.16290061

>>16284741
Boo hoo. Embrace the new mixed world or be left behind.

>> No.16290071

Buffalo wings
Ramen
Root beer
Apple pie

>> No.16290081

>>16282987
>anesthesiologist
Lol. It's a paramedic in most states. The MD is just there to legally pronounce your ass dead.

>> No.16290101

>>16287838
>literally no need for survival measures
>rapes and kills because he feels like it
You're trying to appear big brained but you're rly stupid.

>> No.16290327
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this

>> No.16290350

>>16282770
A single unpitted olive.

>> No.16290359

>>16290350
>>16290327
kino

>> No.16290557

>>16282770
Pork Schnitzel and Sauerkraut with a side of Carrots and Potatoes

>> No.16290675

>>16284668
Imagine being the asshole who ruined it for everybody
Then again, what's the problem? Guy either eats it and dies, or declines it and dies. Cost to the taxpayer is the same; who cares if he wants to make his little statement? The cost of a last meal vs the cost of trying, imprisoning, and executing a convict is of a similar ratio as piss to ocean.

>> No.16290701

>>16282770
Something french.

>> No.16290728

>>16289741
Panda Express has the worst crab rangoons imaginable and they only give you like 3

>> No.16290744
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>> No.16290813

>>16288337
i can tell you're a fellow texaschad just by reading over this
for the record my meal would be very similar, but with the root beer switched out for dr pepper, the onions not being on the steak, and the vanilla ice cream being switched out with mint chocolate chip ice cream. i'd also add jalapenos to the burger and maybe add some powdered donuts to the desert

>> No.16290814

>>16290701
Yes. I'm sure the prison kitchen can kick out a fantastic bœuf Bourgignon.

>> No.16290821

>>16290728
>Panda Express has the worst crab rangoons imaginable and they only give you like 3
>Panda Express has the worst crab rangoon
>Panda Express has the worst
>Panda Express the worst
That shit is laughably awful.

>> No.16291078

>>16287838
I get where you're coming from, brah.

>> No.16291097

>>16282770
A nice thicc beef chili loaded with carolina reaper peppers, 6 warm krispy kreme donuts, and a poutine with heavy gravy and ketchup. A 750ml glass of Tormore 12 whiskey to wash it down.

>> No.16291117

>>16282770
Braps.

>> No.16291165

>>16289559
Okay gay faggot

>> No.16291168

>>16282770
Depends. Is the sun falling out of orbit in this scenario?

>> No.16291219

>>16282770
Pasta Alla Norcina with a half loaf of crusty bread and a half stick of butter.

Also, if we're allowed to order movies, I'd request Gangs of New York.

>> No.16291272

10 grams of shrooms

>> No.16291277

A bag of doritos and a red bull. Or whatever they have in stock, I don't really care, I'm about to die anyway.

>> No.16291588

>>16283008
imagine being minutes from death and still being so petty lol

>> No.16291632

>>16282770
As much cinnabon as I can stomach

>> No.16291679

20 jack in the box tacos and a gallon of their ranch.

>> No.16291685

>>16282770
tacos the way my mum makes them

no I don't know the recipe

>> No.16291723

>>16289438
I imagine you're the kind that'll get black out drunk while seething at pot smokers.

>> No.16291819
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>> No.16292149

>>16290813
This is actually copied from a prisoner in Texas on death row. He requested this as his last meal then proceeded to say he wasn't hungry and it was all thrown away. This is what got last meal program removed from Texas.

>> No.16293812

>>16287838
>I haven't spelt in 20 hours
No wonder you aren't thinking straight. Your brain is probably firing on 2 neurons right now.