CONFESS YOUR /ck/ SINS

[Anonymous No.16275251]

>I remove the chilis and sichuan peppercorns from my hot pot base after it boils

[Anonymous No.16275267]

i buy pre-made pizza dough

[Anonymous No.16275291]

>>16275251
>I dip sushi in mayo
>I mix daal and all spicy indian food with sour cream
>I eat fries and popcorn with chopsticks b/c autistic about sticky fingers
>I use chop sticks to dip individual takis in mayo after microwaving them with shredded cheese on top
>I put ranch dressing on steak
>I prefer white bread to whole wheat or whatever sour dough hipster shit
>My favorite deserts are jello salads, particularly watergate and pretzel salad (pic related)
>I prefer wheat tortillas to corn
>I only buy iodized salt
>I drink 18+ cans of diet coke every day
>I've bought and ruined at least a dozen castiron and carbon steel pans and just throw them in the yard
>I put shredded cheese and frozen vegetarian grounds on chips in a bowl and microwave it for 'nachos' every day, I only use vegetarian grounds because I don't want to bother cooking meat and you don't get food poisoning this way
>I regularly binge eat and then drink 1+ liter of bullion broth to induce diarrhea to purge

[Anonymous No.16275310]

>>16275291
White bread, wheat tortillas, and iodized salt are forgivable but I can't even believe the rest. Why would you drink that much soda, or anything for that matter? Jello is made from ground-up horse hooves and shit, what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.16275337]

>>16275310
>Why would you drink that much soda
Tastes good

[Anonymous No.16275357]

I have to masturbate before all my meals. I have no appetite otherwise.

[Anonymous No.16275436]

I don't like cilantro.

[Anonymous No.16275465]

>>16275291
>this entire post

[Anonymous No.16275473]

>>16275251
Mushrooms should be left alone in nature , not eaten.

[Anonymous No.16275651]

I will love frogeye salad until the day I die
https://youtu.be/pztc80HDbNM

[Anonymous No.16275893]

>>16275651
>one spoonful is your daily allowance of sugar

[Anonymous No.16276108]

>>16275651
>>16275893
>spoon
>15ml at best
>Daily sugar allowance
>30g at best, 90g worst
Yeah whatever you say

[Anonymous No.16276118]

>>16275251
i heard of the elvis sandwich and i was curious to try it.

i make a normal pb and j sandwich and then i put crispy bacon or sausage in the middle, then i fry it on the pan to make the jelly and peanut butter hot. this sandwich would probably freak a lot of people out but to me its delicious sometimes. i think elvis probably used a whole jar of peanut butter for his.

[Anonymous No.16276123]

a lot of times i don't clean the cooking utensils, i just run them under water.

if i'm gonna cook more things, i leave the pan dirty and go right back at it.

sometimes i just eat out of the pan with a metal fork.

[Anonymous No.16277259]

>>16276123
Normie

[Anonymous No.16277330]

>>16275251
i eat the core of apples

[Anonymous No.16277368]

I talk shit on Ukrainian cooking forum boards but I am really mediocre at cooking

[Anonymous No.16277395]

>>16275291
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.16277406]

if i need steam in a hot pan i'm spittin

[Anonymous No.16277445]

>>16275251
>I still in HS and don't know how to cook but I comment on threads here like I am a chef, a nutritionist, an anthropologist, a historian, and a chemist

[Anonymous No.16278601]

>>16275251
i'm a sisterfucker, same as usual
also, i stole like 50 pounds of peeled garlic from a restaurant shipment last week and have frozen most of it

[Anonymous No.16278627]

>>16275251
I treat my nonstick pan like a castiron because I'm lazy. I have not washed it once in the 11 years I have owned it.

[Anonymous No.16278628]

>>16275310
my hairline is not disgusting

[Anonymous No.16278665]

>>16278627
Based

[Anonymous No.16278760]

>>16275291
>I only buy iodized salt
based and never-goiterpilled
>I drink 18+ cans of diet coke every day
jesus christ man i dont even think i could drink that much water per day, if aspartame is as bad as everyone says i guess you'll be the one to find out.

[Anonymous No.16278777]

I think that Feta is the best cheese.

[Anonymous No.16279409]

>>16278760
I've been drinking this much coke for 15 years and I'm not dead yet

[Anonymous No.16279482]

>>16279409
Based and trumppilled but how are you that thirsty?

[Anonymous No.16279560]

>>16279482
That shit is literally habit forming. I swear its as bad as cigarettes

[Anonymous No.16279580]

>>16275251
I sneak my birth control pills into my boyfriend's dinners to try and feminize him. Have been doing it for 6 months and his breast tissue is starting to grow.

[Anonymous No.16279685]

>>16275291
There's no way you're not meming

[Anonymous No.16279692]

>>16277445
Kek

[Anonymous No.16279728]

>>16275251
I use freeze dried garlic because I'm too lazy to peel and chop fresh garlic

[Anonymous No.16279732]

>>16279560
The caffeine dude....

[Anonymous No.16279787]

>>16279482
I use snus 16 hours a day, one per hour, and I need to sip something while I snus or it irritates my throat

[Anonymous No.16279792]

>>16279787
one per hour usually, but if I'm snacking I'll take one out and put in another so I go through about 20 per day on average.

Coke is usually more like one every 45 minutes or so

[Anonymous No.16279847]

>>16279787
>Goteborgs
Based. I wish we had something other than General in the US, I don't like paying $35 for shipping.

[Anonymous No.16279864]

>>16279847
I'm in the US too, I just order a shitload at once so the shipping cost averages out. Still cheaper than buying individual cans in the gas station.

[Anonymous No.16279892]

>>16279580
Good bait

[Anonymous No.16279898]

Been drinking every single night for the last eight months. Loving life.

[Anonymous No.16280118]

>>16279898
Love your liver

[Anonymous No.16280163]

>>16277368
Hm talk shit in what way? Also if is in a bad way fuck you hail Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.16280170]

Fuck. Alright. So, one fateful day I chewed up garlic because I was too lazy to slice it, and mama birded it into some frying tomatoes. It is the best shit you will ever do for your meal. Im sorry anons. This is true. Maybe it deactivates something. idk. It changed everything for me.

[Anonymous No.16280194]

>>16275291
Please upload a picture of your pans in the yard, we need to see it

[Anonymous No.16280213]

>>16275251
Just blew $30 on Burger King. 3 orders of 10pc nuggers, 4 8pc jalapeno cheddar bites, 2 bacon burgers with one of every sauce.

[Anonymous No.16280220]

>>16279898
Do you still get drunk. How much are you drinking

[Anonymous No.16280222]

>>16275357
I used to do that but only because you lose some nutrients when you coom

[Anonymous No.16280578]

>>16275357
I jerk off while I wait for ubereats, so anytime i order I get the urge to coom.
Its a fucked cycle

[Anonymous No.16280614]

>>16275291
>>I drink 18+ cans of diet coke every day

[Anonymous No.16280813]

my favorite breakfast is hash straight out of the can, cold

[Anonymous No.16281869]

>>16280813
Based

[Anonymous No.16282438]

I use pad thai sauce when making pad Thai. I'm too lazy to get tamarind paste and stir it with peanuts etc.

[Anonymous No.16282555]

>>16277330
I eat the whole tomato including that green spot where the stem was attached

[Anonymous No.16282566]

>>16275291
I lick the bullion cube wrappers.

[Anonymous No.16282727]

I order 14 big macs at mc donalds once a week and keep them in my fridge

[Anonymous No.16282764]

>fucked up a big batch of hollandaise, recently
>scooped off the butterfat and fried eggs in it

[Anonymous No.16282773]

I occasionally put ketchup on my fried eggs

[Anonymous No.16282775]

>>16275291
>>I prefer wheat tortillas to corn
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.16282851]

I always add that dried flavorless parmesan cheese on my pasta. I also use real parm, but I've been using that the fake stuff my whole life and like the texture.

[Anonymous No.16282904]

>>16282555
doesnt everyone do that

[Anonymous No.16282922]

>>16275251
I ate a bunch of iced cinnamon rolls just because I didn't want my nephews to have any. I hate them.

[Anonymous No.16282947]

>>16275291
>I drink 18+ cans of diet coke every day
Lmao

[Anonymous No.16282949]

>>16275251
I like ketchup with mac n cheese

[Anonymous No.16282953]

I try to take out the weird little white curd things from my raw eggs before I cook them. Wtf are those things? Tiny embryos or something

[Anonymous No.16283574]

>>16275291
>pretzel salad (pic related)
probably the most offensive of a weapons grade post. i hope sincerely that you are indeed shitposting

[Anonymous No.16283588]

>>16275651
nuwave for the numale

[Anonymous No.16283745]

>>16282773
I almost always put ketchup on my eggs. I can even make a traditional French omelette quite well but I'll still douse it in ketchup. I can't stop it.

[Anonymous No.16283830]

>>16275291

[Anonymous No.16283835]

>>16280163
Fuck off Szasa

[Anonymous No.16283840]

>>16279580
Not how birth control works but ok virgin

[Anonymous No.16283861]

>>16279787
Dude don't you give a shit about your mouth, gums, teeth, inner lining of your lips/cheeks? That shit will just fuck it all up

[Anonymous No.16283874]

>>16282922
Just hide them somewhere besides your stomach lol

[Anonymous No.16283896]

>>16282953
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalaza

[Anonymous No.16283932]

>>16275291
>I've bought and ruined at least a dozen castiron and carbon steel pans and just throw them in the yard
post pics

[Anonymous No.16283947]

>>16283896
Pretty good, but do you know what those little plastic bits on the end of shoelaces are called?

[Anonymous No.16284009]

>>16283861
I floss every day and brush with an electric toothbrush and special prescription toothpaste, go to the dentist every 6 months. I've had a grand total of 2 cavities in my life and my guns don't even bleed at the dentist office. I've been snusing 15 years and so far no problems as long as I move the anus to different parts of my mouth.

[Anonymous No.16284043]

>>16284009
>as long as I move the anus to different parts of my mouth
based

[Anonymous No.16284071]

>>16275291
post pans pls

[Anonymous No.16284082]

>>16275251
>rinse my bay leaves and save them for the next dish I make

[Anonymous No.16284086]

>>16284009
based faggot

[Anonymous No.16284172]

>>16275291

Are you a 40 year old divorced white woman from a flyover state?

[Anonymous No.16284180]

>>16283745

Ketchup and eggs is a based combo

Crispy french toast and ketchup is beautiful

[Anonymous No.16284188]

>>16278777

You should try Graviera

[Anonymous No.16284228]

>>16283947
This one I didn't have to look up. Aglets, right?

[Anonymous No.16284237]

>>16284228
You are fucking correct sir. Well done

[Anonymous No.16284274]

I only use ground turkey for chili

[Anonymous No.16284578]

>>16284172
No I'm a 30 year old dead-bedroomed white man in a second-tier coastal city

[Anonymous No.16284581]

>>16278777
This is correct.

[Anonymous No.16284918]

I’m an ethnonationalist but I can’t stop eating Japanese and Mexican food

[Anonymous No.16285117]

I use kroger store brand marinara for my pizzas because I like how sweet and fruity it is

[Anonymous No.16285169]

>>16275267
Do you freeze it?

[Anonymous No.16285202]

>>16284578
Kek

[Anonymous No.16285233]

>>16275251
Do you feel a hint of shame buying five fucking cases of soda a week?

I'm slightly concerned about my cashier recognizing my single case of banquet a week.

[Anonymous No.16286504]

>>16275291
Why wouldn't you buy large bottles of diet coke instead of a billion cans a week.

[Anonymous No.16286513]

>>16280813
You need to try their Sausage Hash - majestic shit

[Anonymous No.16286620]

>>16275291
>>I dip sushi in mayo
>>I mix daal and all spicy indian food with sour cream
>>I use chop sticks to dip individual takis in mayo after microwaving them with shredded cheese on top
>>I put ranch dressing on steak
>>I put shredded cheese and frozen vegetarian grounds on chips in a bowl and microwave it for 'nachos' every day, I only use vegetarian grounds because I don't want to bother cooking meat and you don't get food poisoning this way
the average american's blood is 110% crisco

[Anonymous No.16286764]

I put butter on fruit

[Anonymous No.16286833]

>>16275251
I really like ketchup. I put it on whatever I can.

[Anonymous No.16286879]

>>16275267
So??

[Anonymous No.16287434]

>>16275291
>dip sushi in mayo
the rest are understandable but this isnt

[Anonymous No.16287590]

>>16287434
Dip the sushi in mayo mixed with Sriracha and then in panko, delicious

[Anonymous No.16287651]

>>16286504
I would drink it even faster that way, since I rarely have clean cups