/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16268454]

just turned 21
what should i get from safeway (alcohol)

[Anonymous No.16268468]

>>16268454
Whiteclaw and southern comfort

[Anonymous No.16268476]

>>16268454
Why do you want to be an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.16268480]

>>16268476
Why are you gay?

[Anonymous No.16268481]

>>16268476
Why do you want to be a dumb retard your entire life?

[Anonymous No.16268482]

white claw trulys and pink whitney sis <3

[Anonymous No.16268527]

>>16268454
Don’t. Hurr durr I drink poison that means I’m a real man

[Anonymous No.16268551]

>>16268454
mouthwash, a 40oz to chase it and a pack of camela.

[Anonymous No.16268556]

>>16268454
hard cider

[Anonymous No.16268560]

>>16268454
STEEL RESERVE, thank me later.

[Anonymous No.16268562]

>>16268454
Old Style and Malort

[Anonymous No.16268575]

>>16268454
>what should i get from safeway
Bread, lean meat, rice, vegetables, oats, milk.

[Anonymous No.16268587]

>>16268551
what an ugly goblin

[Anonymous No.16268599]

>>16268560
This, get the fruit punch ones and buy two.

[Anonymous No.16268634]

>>16268587
shit taste

[Anonymous No.16268672]

>>16268551
Why is her neck taller than her head

[Anonymous No.16268699]

>>16268454
The cheapest vodka they have in a plastic bottle and a gallon of juice. Congrats, now you can drink like a teenaged alcky

[Anonymous No.16268739]

>>16268672
Why isnt yours?

[Anonymous No.16268790]

>>16268454
vanilla

[Anonymous No.16268795]

Frogposters are children, it checks out.

[Anonymous No.16268856]

>>16268454
This is what I've tried and liked, pic related. The prices may bary, I don't know the price over there in the US

[Anonymous No.16268860]

i like this

[Anonymous No.16268865]

>>16268560
/thread

[Anonymous No.16268919]

>>16268856
Don't get whiskey OP it tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.16268925]

>>16268795
this. op barely out of his teens

[Anonymous No.16268927]

>>16268919
what a pleb, sad. wsihkey's drunkness euphoria is unmatched imo

[Anonymous No.16268931]

>>16268927
That's cause you're an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.16268943]

>>16268931
lmao I drink like once every 2 weeks at most and don't even get drunk

[Anonymous No.16268948]

>>16268551
that's a troon right

[Anonymous No.16268950]

>>16268948
close, it's a jewess

[Anonymous No.16268992]

>>16268454
Grab a good apple cider.

[Anonymous No.16269953]

>>16268948
no

[Anonymous No.16269963]

>>16268454
Put down the booze early so you don't end up 25 looking back on 5 years of mistakes like I did.

[Anonymous No.16269964]

Redd's Apple Ale because you're a baby who thinks being 21 means you're a man

[Anonymous No.16269994]

>>16269963
Bro, just like, manage. Like bro, moderation.

Bro...

[Anonymous No.16270156]

>>16269953
tfw when no abby gf

[Anonymous No.16270179]

>>16269953
Jesus Christ how can an outfit be so ugly that it confuses your dick that a hot girl is in it

[Anonymous No.16270198]

>>16269953
>>16268551
i would up nuke palestine twice for a chance to have this bitch wrap her naked body around me.

[Anonymous No.16270241]

>>16268454
Bottom shelf Vodka and some diet dew

[Anonymous No.16270252]

>>16268454
The only booze I actually like the taste of is fireball whisky but I also don't ever drink so I'm sure there's other good shit out there.

[Anonymous No.16270282]

>>16268454
malt liquor is a good place to start. try some old english

[Anonymous No.16270515]

>>16270156
i know this feel and hate it

[Anonymous No.16270557]

>>16268481
said the manchild drinking the poison that literally kills his braincells
>>16268480
said the kid unaware that many dudes have their first same-sex experiences after getting blackout drunk
>>16268927
>wsihkey's drunkness euphoria is unmatched
all alcoholic drinks impair you in the same identical way. the active ingredient is ethanol. one 40% liquor does not "feel" different from another. period.

[Anonymous No.16270569]

>>16270557

[Anonymous No.16270571]

>>16270557
damn nigga. you need to smoke more pot. chill the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.16270573]

all these people telling you to drink college shit will turn you away from alcohol forever, get a craft pilsner (sweet, refreshing, but flavorful), or a cheapish and approachable liqour like buffalo trace bourbon

[Anonymous No.16270574]

>>16268454
box wine

[Anonymous No.16270640]

>>16270557
>said the kid unaware that many dudes have their first same-sex experiences after getting blackout drunk
lmao what the fuck is this? I assume that many people have their first sexual experience period black out drunk.

[Anonymous No.16270890]

>>16270574
this

also for party
>40 oz of your choosing
>one of those mixer drinks like a smirnoff/4loko/mike's hard of your choice
>when the 40 is about 1/3 done, pour the mixer in
>called a slammer
>keep another two standard beers handy to stay hydrated

drinking alone
>get a nice whiskey bourbon to get acquainted with
>bottle of coke
>mix in a glass to your taste.

and don't smoke tobacco, literally does fuck-all for you.

[Anonymous No.16270990]

>>16269953
Thin top lip

[Anonymous No.16271441]

>>16268454
water. alcohols cringe after 21 unless your dad drinks. then its tradition.

[Anonymous No.16271459]

mogen david with ice in a clay enameled cup. its subtle charm of grape will be reminiscent of welshs grape jelly with a hint of diesel while finishing off with a jolly rancher aftertaste that will leave your senses truly, inebriated.

[Anonymous No.16271467]

Avoid. It isn't cool. It isn't glamourous.

It goes like this:

teens, early 20s: it's fun, it's exciting, it's exotic
late 20s: it's still fun, but much less so. you believe you don't have an alcohol problem.
early 30s: realise you probably have a problem. it isn't fun anymore. you keep doing it anyway.
late 30s: you're a shadow of your former self and on a direct path to an early grave

Don't even start.

[Anonymous No.16271495]

>if you drink even a single bit of booze it means you'll go full alcoholic