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>be me
>half way through a fifth of rum
>remember I should eat something to make tomorrow less miserable
>go to Doordash, choose a restaurant I like
>place order
>$34.58 after mark-up, delivery, fees, and tip
>"wtf"
>"How fucking badly am I getting gouged?"
>man up, splash some cold water on my face, brave the drive to the same restaurant
>place order
>"Your total will be $17.55 at the second window."
>what the fuuuuuuuuck

Literally twice the amount of the order just to have it delivered. Fuck it, dudes, I'm driving drunk any time I want to get fast food from now on. No fucking normie NPCs life is worth 200% mark-up on a chicken sandwich combo and a standalone burger.

>> No.16248180

>>16248172
Burn in hell, fat cunt

>> No.16248183

it's called a grocery store
if your state is based you can get booze there too

>> No.16248185

>>16248172
Did you drunk drive?

>> No.16248190

>>16248180
You sound mad. Wanna talk about it?

>>16248183
I'm like 9 shots in, who the fuck wants to cook at this point?

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16248198

>>16248172
I am drunk right now and I was having this same internal debate. Should I pay extra or should I risk DUI. And quite frankly famalams I'm siding with OP on this one

>> No.16248203

>>16248198
This. Bruh, I literally saved the cost of my liquor for the day because I took a short drive. Focus and it's fine.

>> No.16248209

>>16248190
(You) do

>> No.16248213

>>16248172
>>16248198
absolute degenerate douchebags. End your worthless lives before you get someone killed

>> No.16248226

pro alcoholics never have this problem. get good faggots.

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16248275

>>16248172
>using door dash
>eating fast food
you're a failure in many ways

>> No.16249408

As someone who got a DUI as an idiotic 21 year old... just pay for the delivery.

>> No.16249420

>>16248213
Whiter than you mohammed

>> No.16249472

>>16248172
>$34.58 after mark-up, delivery, fees, and tip

I will NEVER use any of these food delivery services, not only because the price it fucking outrageous but the food will probably be cold when the Door-Dash loser delivery guy drops it off 10 hours later.

>> No.16249486

>>16248190
Talk about how you should kill yourself?

>> No.16249585

>>16248198
just order a pizza nigger lmao
no doordash trickery

>> No.16249587

>>16249585
this

>> No.16249595

>>16248198
My DUI ruined my life and it wasn't even a "bad" dui. If you hurt someone or destroy property you could get in life changing trouble over a chicken sandwich. Never worth it.

>> No.16249598

>>16248172
Sounds like you should get off your lazy ass or shut the fuck up and take it.

>> No.16249630

Drunk drivers are less morally objectionable than people paying 10x cost for food delivery.
Which of these groups has less rational control over their actions?

>> No.16249644

>>16249630
both are absolute faggots

t. drinking right now and hungry, but no way will I order delivery or drive drunk

>> No.16249842

I used to ride my scooter after drink 750ml of whiskey lmaooo thank FUCK I didnt get caught or it would have been over son. Would never drink and drive (my car) though. Hope you fuckin pieces of shit wrap yourselves round a tree and noone else gets hurt. SCUM

>> No.16249864

>>16248172
How much food did you order to spend almost $20 on drive-thru holy shit