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I looked at this picture and start laughing.

Who the fuck eats this trash?

>> No.16237680

That looks good.

Me nigga.

>> No.16237686

>>16237680
Respect yourself brother.

>> No.16237689

Gonna need some Pepto Bismol after that load

>> No.16237700

>>16237679
I had a really really tasty burger yesterday. I want to get another one.

>> No.16237718

I mean I'd need some extra buns and lettuce and tomato and shit to actually eat those burgers, and those fries are gonna want a fork

but otherwise looks pretty good

>> No.16237736

>>16237718
Definitely. A good burger has everything in it. I couldn't eat more than two or three bites of something like what is seen in OP image.
>hurr durr ur a pansy
I don't care. You can say what you want. That's how I like my burger.

>> No.16237892

>>16237679
protip: after you finish eating go wash your hands with soap and water. one can eat all manner of messy food with ease using this expert technique

>> No.16237902

>>16237679
Me

>> No.16238136

>>16237679
looking at that makes my pancreases squirm.

>> No.16238152
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>>16238136
How many pancreases do you have?

>> No.16238157

>>16237679
i would eat that

>> No.16238159

>>16237679
I eat that, drink a twelve, smoke an ounce and jack off all night while chain smoking ciggerettes.

>> No.16238165

>>16237679
Looks yummy

>> No.16238171

>>16237679
yeah I dont understand how people can put that gross melted yellow stuff on a perfectly good burger either

>> No.16238192

>>16238159
You sound like the very image of health and good taste.

>> No.16238201

>>16238171
It improves burgers that are not properly juicy and are dry pucks. You can derive some fat from the cheese that way.

>> No.16238219

>>16238159
Prove it

>> No.16238249

>>16238219
Is it so hard to believe?

>> No.16238256

>>16238249
I think this is some sort of meme where posters try to get you to kill yourself lest you look like a pussy in front of perfect strangers or something.

>> No.16238263

>>16238249
Not really, it was just a hilarious post so I wanted to reply to it.

the ounce seems a little unbelievable though, everything else seems feasible

>> No.16238264

>>16237679
Looks bretty good, if a bit greasy.
Give me a paper towel to soak up some of the grease, and a extra piece of (unbuttered) toast, and I'd eat it.

>> No.16238266

do people put these weird filters on food to make it look gross on purpose?

>> No.16238598
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16238598

>>16237679
A M E R I C A

>> No.16238605

>>16237679
bread, meat, cheese, potato, jalapeno. People like these, anon.

>> No.16238613

>>16238598
i'm fasting and what is this?

>> No.16238632

>>16238598
Is this one of those abstract merchants?

>> No.16238666

>>16238598
absolutely lovecraftian

>> No.16238997

>>16238159
based but get off the cigarettes

>> No.16239005
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>>16237679
the only thing wrong with this meal is the junk restaurant jalepeno slices

>> No.16239028

>>16238598
Burger with fresh instead of picked jalapenos. Don't lie this is some Asian or European shit

>> No.16239053

>>16238152
3

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>>16237679
>>16237736
based sensible omnivores

>> No.16239402

I never understood oversized burgers, I was under the impression the point of a burger is the convenience of having a portable meal you can eat without utensils.

>> No.16239422
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16239422

A proper burger has:

raw onions
other raw veg is good, but optional
pickled stuff nice but optional
cheddar cheese or NO cheese, pick one
NO MAYO
1/4 - 1/3 lb burger patty, can go up to .4 lb if you're real hungry
a thin airy bun

>> No.16239425

>>16239028
>red 18 light doors
>fresh sliced japs
>English rashers
Yup...That's great Britain.
Either that or some west coast pretentious burger joint.

>> No.16239447

>>16238598
Fun to pick apart for its ingredients. Cheese curds, bacon, egged bun on top, guac bun on the bottom, nacho cheese beef. It would be like dissecting a frog.

>> No.16239465

>>16239402
>>16239402
oversized burgers exist so "nice" restaurants can put them on the menu, since thin patties are so associated with fast food

>> No.16239546

>>16238249
I believe it all except smoking an ounce, that amount of toking seems unnecessary

>> No.16240217

>>16239465
I've had one good burger that was one of these larger patties, and it was a tenderloin truffle burger. It was tender and rare in the middle. ever other one of these has been a shitty, greasy meatball

>> No.16241511

>>16237689
When i was in America i bought that stuff since i had some digestive problems. Great stuff even tastes good.

>> No.16241586

>>16237679
Get the fuck off my board full fag.

>> No.16241711

>>16237679
This is literally the average american diet

>> No.16241795
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>> No.16241870

>>16237679
Test

World filter: desu lol lmao kek
Control: t b h. L o l. L m a o. K e k.

>> No.16241912

>>16238598
I can see a merchant.

>> No.16242057

>>16241795
Beer on the side, so you get your vegetables

>> No.16242203

>>16237679

I would if it were available where I live and reasonable priced.

>> No.16243054

>>16237679
That burg looks grotesque but I would eat those fries desu

>> No.16243074

>>16237679
Looqs bretty gud t b q h famalam