/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16194616]

What's the largest amount of food you've eaten at once?

[Anonymous No.16194624]

all you can eat snow crab legs
they bring a baked potato first but we already told them they could put those in a box for us
don't realize how much I eat until I stand up and I'm pushing significantly more weight than when I sat down

[Anonymous No.16194673]

>>16194616
once i was drunk and ate about two pounds of pasta. have done the same with potatoes, pilaf, cabbage, bread and soups. dunno why but even a fifth of that volume in meat would have me sick, but i can eat carbs pretty much indefinitely. used to regularly just eat a whole loaf of bread and a stick of butter in a sitting.

[Anonymous No.16194678]

>>16194616
>my parents are getting old and they barely talks anymore, it makes them tired

:(

[Anonymous No.16194690]

After a drinking binge I had 3 grandpa burgers at A&W.

[Anonymous No.16194695]

>>16194616
An entire 3lb corned beef brisket one St Patty's day. I'm convinced that the salt in that one meal has cost me at least 6 months of my life.

[Anonymous No.16194730]

>>16194616
based Corelle Butterfly Gold
the patterned loveseat, the coffeetable-shelf full of junk cords, the four separate remotes for each piece of outdated audiovisual equipment. Tavern-cut pizza delivery, with a throwblanket balled up on the tv-tray. Stonefaced grayhair in shirtsleeves and everything about his wife. What an elegant portrait of The Patrician Midwest.

[Anonymous No.16194734]

>>16194616
I don't remember, because I definitely did it when I was drunk and stoned.

[Anonymous No.16194745]

[Anonymous No.16194751]

>>16194745
Plus a pint.

[Anonymous No.16194760]

Like, 8 rolls of sushi, 10 fried chicken wings, a plate of fried rice, 3 pieces of cheesecake, leftover fries and 700mil of vodka. i feel disgusting thinking about that night but god damn it was good. mere 6 hours later I had a ham sandwich.

[Anonymous No.16194775]

>>16194616
2 whoppers, large fries, and a bucket o' soda at bk when i was in high school. whoppers were so good back in the early 90s

[Anonymous No.16194787]

>>16194616
Extra Large Stromboli and two 40 ounce hurricanes. I puked, and not because I was intoxicated.

[Anonymous No.16194789]

11 sets of spareribs + fries. It was glorious, and a mistake.

[Anonymous No.16194813]

>>16194616
A lot. Like a whole bunch.

[Anonymous No.16194817]

>>16194678
It doesn't make them tired they just don't wanna waste their breath on you

[Anonymous No.16194871]

>>16194817
No I mean not just me, they just talk a lot less even to each other and everyone

[Anonymous No.16194877]

I once ate a entire packet of pasta with ketchup and then my stomach hurted

[Anonymous No.16194886]

>>16194616
one time I got really stoned from vape pen my step uncle gave me (shit was fucking bomb) and I was feeling the munchies hardcore. went down to Maccas and forgot what chicken nuggets were called so I panicked and ordered three cheeseburgers. I ate them all the car on the way home! my uncle and I still laugh about that shit

[Anonymous No.16195648]

>>16194616
My bathroom was a disaster area the next day.

[Anonymous No.16195649]

[Anonymous No.16195653]

all you can eat pizza hut lunch buffee
ate 20 slices

[Anonymous No.16195669]

>>16194616
Took a family trip to Italy once. Went to Rome. Ended up at some corner pizza place I can't even remember the name of. Best pizza I've ever had in my life. I must've eaten six entire pies, just folded in half and devoured, in one sitting. It was like my mouth refused to let me go on living without that pizza in its confines.

[Anonymous No.16195678]

>>16194616
I ate 85% of a White Castle crave case

[Anonymous No.16195690]

I was 19 or 20. I wasnt high or drunk or anything so no excuse. Went to Arby's. Big Montana, 1/2lb french dip, BLT, large curly fry and mozzarella sticks. Ate it in the mall parking lot over 15 minutes. Get back in line and order one french dip for the road. The amount of salt I consumed in such a short time wanted to evacuate. Barely made it home shat half digested and chewed roast beef for an hour

[Anonymous No.16195756]

>>16194817
>low blow insult
>meme for ants
you are a failure

[Anonymous No.16195792]

>>16195649
So did you complete this?

[Anonymous No.16195804]

>>16194616
one time i ate a whole medium pep pizza and a whole chicken cut up and fried washed down with a pitcher of beer. the only other time i can think where i might have eaten more than that would be a time when a friend and i split a popeyes special which was like 20 pieces of chicken, 3 large sides, and 12 biscuits.

[Anonymous No.16195842]

>>16194616
Christmas party when I was a grill chef at a steakhouse
Place closed early, management hired a bunch of food vendors and mobile bar vans to come out back and made a nice area in the back area and car park where all the staff could chill and celebrate.

They had a hotdog/burger stand, some toasted sandwiches and stuff like pulled pork nachos or burnt ends. Dessert vans with waffles and icecream sandwiches.
There was also an ice sculptue of a naked woman and you could do shots out of her tits so that was nice.

I must have had at least 4 helpings of pulled pork nachos and something like 9 waffles, plus I tried everything else except the burgers since they were too thick.

[Anonymous No.16195894]

I ate so much at a buffet once, that I threw up in their parking lot. I've done this multiple times

[Anonymous No.16195918]

>>16195894
some dude i used to know would make himself puke at buffets so he could keep eating

[Anonymous No.16195922]

>>16194616

Pic not related fucking love mac & cheese tho

When I was a child between the age of probably 10 or 11 I ate somewhere close to 6 to 7 Little Caesars large cheese and pepperoni pizzas in one sitting. It was during summer camp and at the end of camp every year we would have a dance and they ordered pizza and have candy and all you would ever want as a child food wise. And It was in my biggest growth spurt of my life and I knew only hunger because I was eating all the fucking time. A little bit of reference of just how renowned my eating was at that point the camp would give out trophies every year for campers that did outstanding things and three years in a row I got “best eater”. And also I can’t even remember how much soda and candy and other shit I ate that night but always during camp I remember always going for seconds and thirds during almost every meal. Motherfucking good times.

[Anonymous No.16196179]

>>16195922
>6 to 7 large pizzas
>10 year old

[Anonymous No.16196242]

Food eating contest at Cici's. 18 slices of meatlovers pizza, three bowls of pasta, a big salad, and 10 dessert pizzas. Destroyed my ex's toilet.

[Anonymous No.16196295]

Back in 2009 I drove around to all the local fast food places, ordering my favorite meals, and ate it all by myself in my car. I don't remember everything that I got but it was something like this:

4 biscuits and large fries from popeyes
Original Chicken Sandwich (back then I am pretty sure this was just the chicken sandwich) From BK with a BK Oreo Shake
10 chicken nuggets from McDonalds
Some shit from Jack in the box
Chicken Tenders from KFC

[None !!Ubg9ycIW0/1 No.16196304]

>>16194616
Tooooo much!

[Anonymous No.16196315]

>>16195918
Yeah I bet they watch out for people that are constantly going to the bathrooms and eating more than a normal person can

[Anonymous No.16196321]

>>16196242
Do Americans really do this??

[Anonymous No.16196342]

>>16196242
this is truly heroic because cici's is the one pizza not worth eating. totino's party pizzas are better than cici's

[Anonymous No.16196351]

i hate niggers

[Anonymous No.16196392]

40 McNuggets
4 Big Macs
2 double quarter pounders with cheese
2 McChicken
2 McDoubles
2 large fries

[Anonymous No.16196430]

>>16195922
I tell lies on the internet too, but that's just over the top.

[Anonymous No.16196432]

I ate almost an entire catering tray of shepards pie once and was shitting undigested peas and carrots

[Anonymous No.16196433]

>>16194616
when i was younger and fitter I ate 3 mains at a restaurant for lunch during a day of surfing.

[Anonymous No.16196436]

>>16194616
From memory I would say it is three foods.

[Anonymous No.16196517]

why does that picture make me feel depressed?

[Anonymous No.16196525]

>>16196517

Because there is no way they are going to eat all that pizza. All of their friends are dead, and their children never visit so all that pizza will go to waste.

[Anonymous No.16196539]

6 raw oysters
Calamari
lump crabcake
caesar salad
28oz Tomahawk Ribeye
Loaded Baked Potato
Asparagus Almondine
64oz of Yuengling

[Anonymous No.16196590]

>>16196525
they're clearly in a retirement home

[Anonymous No.16196745]

>>16196321
it was a cheat meal with my workout bros. i regularly consume 5k+ calories a day.
>>16196342
it was ten years ago when they actually had decent pizza.

[Anonymous No.16196760]

>>16196590
Retirement homes avoid carpeting in the resident rooms because of how easy it is for them to trip and die. It's very unlikely that this is an old folks home.

[Anonymous No.16196769]

>>16195648
fat fuck had to make an appearance. what kind of stupid retard orders food and then also cooks something on top of it lmao

[Anonymous No.16196799]

>>16195648
thats not even that much food in terms of unbelievable meal sizes. sure its a shitload for an average person or average meal. but just going to any buffet with some alcohol in you and a big appetite would put this to shame

[Anonymous No.16196888]

In 2014 I went to an all you can eat Pizza Hut. I ate about 26 slices of shitty greasy pizza, had a bowl of croutons, bacon, and cheese drenched in blue cheese dressing, and chased it all with a liter of fruit juice and a packet of biscuits. I had to bike about 5 km home on all that. to this day I wonder how I managed to not heave all over the road.

[Anonymous No.16196910]

>>16194616
your mom's pussy

[Anonymous No.16197057]

>>16195648
in which order would you eat all that? I eat huge meals like this sometimes but i if was faced with this i think id do the burger first, ping pong the taco bell and buff wings (dont see blue cheese btw) and then save the sushi for last. Honestly don't think i could incorporate the vienna sausages or deenz though, only because they seem to incompatible with everything else. That might just be a picky quality tho of myself

[Anonymous No.16197163]

>>16194616
A Little Caesar's pizza, a little over $5 for 2,000 calories.

[Anonymous No.16198132]

One 50cm pizza and 2 litres of beer

[Anonymous No.16198138]

>>16194616
I have those same plates

[Anonymous No.16198144]

>>16196760
That makes no sense. No floor covering cushions a fall better than carpet.

[Anonymous No.16198147]

2pc chicken, chips and a 12" pep za

[Anonymous No.16198185]

I can't eat that much, ever since I turned about 18 or 19 more than one normal sized meal makes me feel bloated and nauseous. I can snack all day though

[Anonymous No.16198208]

>>16194616
About thirteen.

[Anonymous No.16198236]

>>16194616
a whole load.

[Anonymous No.16198261]

>>16194817
Everything about this post is really sad, man. Hope you better yourself.

[Anonymous No.16198315]

>>16194745
Nothing against you and your food but why do you eat all that on your bed?

[Anonymous No.16198379]

>>16194751
Seems like exactly the thing you’d be watching if you’re eating loads of food
t. /fit/

[Anonymous No.16198420]

>>16198315
they don't have padded dining tables in your country?

[Anonymous No.16198783]

>>16198315
I was in the process of moving into a new house.

[Anonymous No.16198902]

>>16195653
My record was 18

[Anonymous No.16198929]

>>16194616
how the fuck they get that thing thru the door?

[Anonymous No.16198938]

>>16198783
still not an excuse slob

[Anonymous No.16198985]

>>16194616
i have none eating disorder so like 7k cal. i purge it afterwards so idk,

[Anonymous No.16199029]

>>16194616
Can't remember because I am sure I was high and drunk but I can eat a large pizza a few hamburgers and a ton of ice cream and candy in such a state

[Anonymous No.16199034]

>>16194616
i ate 50 hot wings and won a t-shirt

[mr hyvee man No.16199244]

>>16196392
what the fuck is wrong with you????

[Anonymous No.16199273]

>>16196760
thats not true, my old man is in a retirement home and basically every room but the stairwell has a carpet

[Anonymous No.16200110]

>>16194616
it's a tie between 17 white castle burgers in one go and two chipotle burritos at once

[Anonymous No.16200147]

>>16198315
I eat everything in my bed where I am comfy, fuck tables and chairs.

[Anonymous No.16200335]

>>16195648
If you are not a professional athlete you don't need what it looks like more 4000 cal . Jesus

[Anonymous No.16200339]

>>16194616
2 foot longs from subway in 2 hours
felt like a bag a shit

[Anonymous No.16200510]

>>16200339
What was in them? I coudl easily down two subway footlongs back to back if they didn't have any heavy meats in them like meatball or steak.

[Anonymous No.16201118]

>>16200339
that's not "at once"

[Anonymous No.16201284]

>>16200339
>2 hours
>at once
You've certainly proved that you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.16201306]

>>16194616
I prefer quality over quantity

[Anonymous No.16201567]

>>16200339
Damn that's like nothing, I could devour that any day easily
then again I lift lol

[Anonymous No.16201584]

>>16195648
I knew it was you before I even opened up the image.

[Anonymous No.16201594]

>>16201306
Based
peasants will never understand this concept

[Anonymous No.16202179]

>>16198144

[Anonymous No.16202192]

>>16196351
Came here to say this. So brave

[Anonymous No.16202228]

I once had 3 (three) triple whopper meals on whopper Wednesday with my buddy who said he could eat more than me.
>shit myself on the walk home
>this is what winning feels like

[Anonymous No.16202276]

I finished the Big Texan 72oz steak challenge, roll, salad, shrimp cocktail and baked potato

The steak wasn't even that bad. The worst part was almost dying from having gorged on a gallon of water in 25 minutes to stretch my stomach a few hours before I did the challenge. I didn't realize how dangerous that shit was

[Anonymous No.16202282]

A two kilo burrito, which I foolishly loaded up with tapatio sauce and jalapenos which, while not overly hot, was still more than my colon could have anticipated. The shits weren't that painful, but by God there was a lot.

[Anonymous No.16202288]

>>16194616
I ate about half of a 28 inch pizza once.

[Anonymous No.16202339]

>>16194616
probably when I was at a buffet and tried to eat one of everything that was being served, it wasn't a shitty buffet either, and the place was huge

[Anonymous No.16202347]

>>16195648
How do you like the higonokami?

[Anonymous No.16202521]

>>16194673
carbs have less fiber and a higher glycemic index

[Anonymous No.16202553]

>>16196179
Wanna know how we know you're short?

[Anonymous No.16203255]

>>16194673
i can tell you are weak and limp wristed. bet you have no jawline either
>>16194695
how fat are you?
>>16194745
you need to be tortured and demolished. fat fucking greasy neckbeard weebs eat in bed. pathetic.
>>16194760
The try hardest weeb on 4chan. fucking failure.
>>16194886
bet your uncle touches you
>>16195648
your life is a disaster along with your health. too bad the prospects of your sex life doesn't increase with your waistline, fatty
>>16195649
>>16196392
When you're a fat slob but also economically worthless: nuggets!
>>16195653
you hate your self because you drink too much
>>16195690
textbook eating your pain away. who beat/molested you?
>>16195842
>>16195894
you two think about killing yourselves often
>>16195922
Arrested in development in a dish. this and tendies lovers are stuck in a mental/emotional rut and will never be an functional adult.
>>16196295
bet you chaff walking up stairs you disgusting pig.
>>16196539
nice
>>16196888
seek help for your depression and try to afford a car
>>16198132
>>16198147
having a dad bod at 20 is pathetic and a sign of failure
>>16198985
you'll self-implode once you get into hard drugs. rip
>>16200339
you also look like shit
>>16202276
you are the type to let guys stretch out your asshole
>>16202282
I can tell that you jackoff while shitting on the toilet

disgusting pathetic fucking failures.... all of you!

[Anonymous No.16203315]

>>16195678
nigga one crave case with cheese and two cherry cokes per month

[Anonymous No.16203670]

>>16196517
I also get that depression feel from it. I think it's just the fear of aging and death.

[Anonymous No.16203691]

>>16203255

[Anonymous No.16203697]

>>16202553
literally 6'1 lmao just european and therefore not morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.16203699]

>>16195648
this is literally disgusting. why the fuck does one person need to eat so much food in one sitting? fucking gross

[Anonymous No.16203708]

>>16203255
All me.

[Anonymous No.16203712]

>>16203255
who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.16203739]

>>16194616
whats the story with that pic?
i cant eat crazy amounts of food in one sitting but i can end up eating a shitload in one day and taking dumps that are like a foot long toilet snake.

[Anonymous No.16203741]

>>16194616
its like they randomly one some contest where the prize is a massive pizza but they totally werent expecting it.

[Anonymous No.16203857]

>>16194616

17 beers over the course of one night, followed by a loaded philly cheesesteak, then a full takeout box of lo mien, fried rice, orange chicken and some egg drop soup.

I was in college.

[Anonymous No.16203875]

>>16203255

COOL

FUCKIN'

BLOGPOST

BANDITO

[Anonymous No.16203890]

>>16203857
>philly cheesesteak
It's just "steak" you queer. Anyway, this isn't impressive.

[Anonymous No.16203957]

>>16194616
ayce sushi
because i had to cause my gf at the time thought she was ordering for the whole fucking table

[Anonymous No.16203964]

>>16203255
This post smacks of amerimutt.

[Anonymous No.16203985]

>>16194616
>What's the largest amount of food you've eaten at once?
All of it.
All the food.
All of it.

[Anonymous No.16204121]

>>16194616
This one time a buddy and I got pretty stoned and I ate 15 Big-Macs, 42 Cheeseburgers, 355 chicken nuggets, 30 Junior-Chicken sandwiches, 20 Large-Fry and 10 Large Vanilla Milkshakes all to myself. It doesn't even compare to the time I ate your mom's pussy for 1,000 hours straight.

[Anonymous No.16204137]

>>16194745
I should kill you for this

[Anonymous No.16204140]

>>16203890
No. "Steak" is a nice cut of meat.
"Philly cheesesteak" is thin sliced ribeye on a long roll with melted cheese

[Anonymous No.16204233]

I was drunk and ate like 7 loaded plates of thai buffét, like a kg of deep fried chicken probably

[Anonymous No.16204525]

>>16196295
>4 biscuits and large fries from popeyes
I see you are a man of taste as well

[Anonymous No.16204552]

>>16194616

[Anonymous No.16204555]

>>16203255
you are not funny enough to reply to even 1 person, let alone multiple.

[Anonymous No.16205890]

>>16203255
>eating sushi makes you a weeb

アメリカ人は本当に?

[Anonymous No.16206154]

>>16203255
this post is terrible. it is extraordinarily obvious that you are a career reddit poster who has just come to 4chan and is very excited to post in an environment where negativity won't be sanitized by reddit mods. it's a shame that "LURK MOAR" fell out of style because it's such a perfect response for people like you making terrible posts like this

[Anonymous No.16206272]

>>16194616
when i was in college a sorority girl invited me to their shitty little yearly formal at the local flyover hilton
they made all you can eat fettucini chicken alfredo and spaghetti with meatballs
alfredo is my favorite
i went back for 4 full fucking plates of it
that girl had a crush on me (but had tiny boobs and a potbelly) and after seeing me go back for thirds her spirit was broken and she obviously regretted taking me and she stopped talking to me after that
it took me an hour and a half to shit it out the next day, i had to run the shower at one point to steam out the vile fragrance of post-digestion parmesan and chicken

i was magnificent

[Anonymous No.16206660]

>>16194616
I once ate an entire box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts while watching anime. It was either 10 or 12. Shit was cash.

[Anonymous No.16206670]

>>16206272
this pasta picture just reminded me of brio nyc. that place has been closed for years. thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.16207447]

>>16195648
base jarritos enjoyer

[Anonymous No.16207455]

>>16196517
because you are a mental eunuch

[Anonymous No.16207544]

“Baker’s Dozen Challenge” at the Tom+Chee in my town. Pic isn’t mine, but it’s the same deal because chain.
13 grilled cheese donut sandwiches.

There’s no prize.
The food isn’t free if you finish.
You aren’t added to some list of champions.
It is truly the purest of sport; matched only by a solo round of golf.
Just one man, whose only opponent is himself, and whose only prize for victory is the knowledge that what he once thought was his limit was merely a hurdle to overcome.

I also completely fucking failed at it.

[Anonymous No.16207550]

>>16195648
great taste. fuck the haters. havent event looked at other reactions you're based as fuck

[Anonymous No.16207551]

>>16195648
the effort you put into your spreads is 10/10. always a pleasant surprise to see your posts.

[Anonymous No.16207600]

>>16195648
you must have incredible chest pains on the daily

[Anonymous No.16207626]

>>16195648
This would be extremely based as long as youve got your life and health together. Knowing these parts though its extremely unlikely.

[Anonymous No.16207643]

One and a half large pizzas, I've always been thin though

[Anonymous No.16207666]

I once ate 2 biscuits and gravy. That is
>2 x biscuit rolls (16 buttered biscuits)
>2 x Jimmy Dean sage breakfast sausage
>quart of whole milk
>flour
>half cup of sausage grease

I also ate a mound of desserts and ice cream on top of it all

[Anonymous No.16207707]

>>16202288
*28 inch penis, autocorrect got me there.

[Anonymous No.16207731]

>>16203985
Who fingered your anus as a child? theres no way a well adjuted person makes posts like this

[Anonymous No.16207735]

>>16207731
your mom

[Anonymous No.16207753]

>>16204552
Hes completely correct though, McDonalds has the lowest volume of food per dollar paid of any fast food , this is well known fact. minus the sodas, thatd be equivalent to eating a large pizza, maybe even less.

[Anonymous No.16207826]

>>16194616
do they deliver pizza this size on a flatbed?

[Anonymous No.16207830]

>>16207753
go back to twitter blob

[Anonymous No.16207842]

Imagine being a hunter-gatherer in the glacial period, going days with nothing but a few nuts to munch on the run, hunting mammoths, then cooking them in a hurry and eating as much as possible because you have to haul the rest to the nearest glacier to store it.
You eat 4, 5 pounds of meat a day sometimes, and walk for days on the energy, again with a few nuts or whatever you can forage in a hurry.
Your diet is mostly mammoth because that's what lives near the glaciers, and ice preserves meat.

Then you look down from the afterlife and see your limp-wristed ancestors all berating the ones who still occasionally feast like "oh how fat you must be, you don't need to eat that much to live!" and "how could you be so disgusting as to eat more than 800 calories of anything in a sitting!".

Fucking bitches, all of you.

[Anonymous No.16207849]

i ate half of a tray of lasagna and a bag of ketchup chips once. When I woke up the next morning, I was so bloated that I had to stretch my work shirt just to get in it.

[Anonymous No.16207848]

>>16195918
>bargain bulimic
Why are people so retarded lol

[Anonymous No.16207876]

>>16195653
i went to a chinese buffet with my football team after we won regionals. The one player made a 2 dollar bet with another player that he couldnt eat 50 chicken balls. He made it to 47 and then puked all over the floor. Good times.

[Anonymous No.16207902]

>>16198315
probably a in a bachelor apartment enjoying the hustle and bustle of a big city and his bed is the only piece of furniture in the 200sqft apartment,

[Anonymous No.16207924]

>>16204140
>cheesewhiz
ftfy

[Anonymous No.16207939]

1.2 kilo or 42 oz steak and greens and salad. Maybe a few fries. on expenses... was a six hour train journey slowly drinking and watching narcos with no food. Irony is the london steak house sourced their meat from where i live

[Anonymous No.16207943]

15 white castle cheeseburgers and an order of cheese sticks.

[Anonymous No.16207952]

>>16207842
If hunter/gatherers had life figured out, why aren’t they around now?
Checkmate.
>t. loves on the right side of history.

[Anonymous No.16207956]

>>16203315

Is it possible to learn this power?

[Anonymous No.16207959]

>>16194616
72oz steak with rolls and cornbread. The steak was really tender so easy to eat but I fealt like death.

[Anonymous No.16207966]

>>16207952
Not even as a joke lad

[Anonymous No.16207967]

I ate three whoppers (plain) in a row once

[Anonymous No.16207975]

>>16194616
an ENTIRE dominos pan pizza, with sausage and pepperoni

[Anonymous No.16207999]

>>16194616
10k calories in one sitting.
I binged after three weeks of clean eating.

[Anonymous No.16208565]

>>16207999
Lol

[Anonymous No.16208594]

>>16203255
based blogposter strikes again

[Anonymous No.16208721]

>>16207956
yeah be in mid 20s with too much weed like 10 years ago. sorry time travel is a bitch

[Anonymous No.16208725]

>>16207842
I'm a gatherer/gatherer.
Gibs, EBT and Vidya are the comfy life.

[Anonymous No.16208728]

I almost ate an entire pizza once, had two slices left.

[Anonymous No.16208746]

>>16194616

>be me 14 yo
>dad and friend of his celebrating some deal I know nothing about
>invites us to local burger place
>no joke, we kept ordering burgers for 90 minutes straight.
>i didn't count them but it must have been more than 12

In hindsight - not a bad.
>tfw there is no punchline
There is no punchline.

[Anonymous No.16208772]

>>16207902

i've seen that same arrangement with the burger and the figurines and taco bell . that guy said he lives in really nice area of Folsom ,CA

[Anonymous No.16208794]

>>16203255
Here is your (You)

I am not going to go sleep with my wife.

[Anonymous No.16208798]

>>16203255
Here is your (You)

I am now going to go sleep with my wife.

[Anonymous No.16208814]

two chipotle burritos loaded, back to back. I have probably done worse at a korean bbq place, but this is the only thing that's quantifiable.

[Anonymous No.16208905]

I used to eat 2 xl pizzas on the regular, the most I ever ate was around 5.

[Anonymous No.16208917]

Idk I usually eat 40$ in takeout from a local thai place like every other week. Large portions, it's basically enough to feed 4-5 people but I eat it all over the course of 2 hours

[Anonymous No.16209121]

>>16208725
Anon, I believe the term for that is actually "nigger", not "gatherer/gatherer".

[Anonymous No.16209126]

>>16194616
I've eaten an entire pizza by myself on more than one ocation.

[Anonymous No.16209193]

>>16208917
I do this alot too, sometimes even eat around 70$

[Anonymous No.16209425]

>>16194616
Mixed meat platter for 4, couldnt sleep and was farting constantly

[Anonymous No.16211025]

Bumping this gem

[Anonymous No.16211051]

About 2 kilos
I lift though

[Anonymous No.16211088]

>>16203255

[Anonymous No.16211276]

>>16203739
those are my favorite.
when I haven't been getting drunk twice a day, my colon releases those. I think it's because I spend all day grazing, I'll finish my breakfast after lunch, lunch around bedtime, and dinner is breakfast

[Anonymous No.16212091]

2 separate chinese entrees plus two appetizers, probably. Used to weight 470lbs.

[Anonymous No.16212114]

>>16194616
Oh geeze, don't get me started.

[Anonymous No.16212130]

>>16203255
My mom beat me growing up. My bio dad didn't molest me but he did molest my brother and my step sister and tried to murder one of his wives.
Could have been worse than eating the pain away. My brother turned into a pedo. Good catch

[Anonymous No.16212131]

>>16206154
I remember when I first saw that image like 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.16212167]

All you guys are throwing amateur numbers

The most I've eaten was a day I was pissed drunk and I ordered 2 family size pizzas and tried to eat a huge ham sandwich after but ended up puking and thinking to myself "im' never gonna drink and binge eat anymore" than a week later I did the same thing again but no pizzas just hamburgers
>inb4 fatso
I'm 5'11 145lb lol I binge eating on weekends and barely eat anything on the week

[Anonymous No.16212887]

2 brownies chas3d with shatter. 2 hour coma. Wake up. Jusr eat dominos.

2 large pizzas. 9 jumbo wings. Big fries. Garlic bread. 4 chocolate chip cookies.

[Anonymous No.16212891]

>>16194616
Mamma Mia, that’s a big pie!

[Anonymous No.16213093]

After drinking way too much of my hipster white friends incredibly strong homebrewed cider (he said it was at least 11%) I ordered $40 bucks of dominos
>2 medium pan crust pizzas (creamy garlic sauce on one and marinara on the other)
>feta and spinach cheesy bread
>Bacon bbq cheesy chicken
>a bunch of craisins I found in my apartment

I am willing to be no one has eaten two of those PAN CRUST pizzas with tons of butter back to back. I am underweight for Amerigordo standards btw, like 155 6'0

[Anonymous No.16213120]

>>16207753
>McDonalds has the lowest volume of food per dollar paid of any fast food , this is well known fact.
Did the Journal of Cankled Fatfucks publish this study?

[Anonymous No.16213125]

>>16207842

[Anonymous No.16213137]

>>16207842
>Your diet is mostly mammoth
Your diet is mostly hotpockets you obese virgin shut the fuck up jesus christ

[Anonymous No.16213153]

>>16213093
bruh that's like 20 bucks

[Anonymous No.16213187]

>>16194616
High school when I was working out 6-8 hours a day. I once ate multiple burgers, fries, and ice creams at a Wendy's; two baked potatoes, and two ice creams at Jason's Deli; and then went home to finish an entire box of pasta, and one pound of ground beef.
I must have eaten more than 8000 Kcal right there.

[Anonymous No.16213198]

>>16194751
Good bait

[Anonymous No.16213333]

>>16207753
I dont know if they deep fry whole pizzas in America but unless that's the case that does not sound correct

[Anonymous No.16213385]

>>16207842
Fuck that I'd have caviar and caveman champagne, big shiny rocks in my big caves, a pool full of cave dosh and cave bitches to swim in it. Not everyone was a broke bitch.

[Anonymous No.16213409]

>>16194817
Kek I'm gonna laugh at the response and ignore the horror of reality

[Anonymous No.16213812]

>>16212167
I ate 5 xl pizzas you ain't shit pussy.

[Anonymous No.16213877]

>>16195648
Get help you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.16214025]

>>16213125
>>16213137
>masculinity is so soy!
You require the buckshot cure.
>>16213385
>grug eat raw fish egg and get sick, collect leaves instead of berries, fuck dogs, drink sulphur cave water and die
dumb grug

[Anonymous No.16214379]

>>16195648
>Naked Lunch in the background
Subtle, I like it

[Anonymous No.16214439]

>>16203255
Fuck off mass reply fag

[Anonymous No.16214452]

>>16195918
Roman style

[Anonymous No.16215787]

>>16214379
Ty :)

[Anonymous No.16216044]

>>16194616
> square cut pizza
Dropped

[Anonymous No.16216093]

I once had a 2k calorie milkshake

[Anonymous No.16216127]

>>16194616
Never ate much food at all, but had an operation this year and had to take cortisol. That shit killed my feeling for saturation completely and i ate as much in a day as i'd eat in three regular days. I'm never going to take that crap ever again.

[Anonymous No.16216165]

>>16194616
forgive me frens for i have sinned...

[Anonymous No.16216234]

>>16216044
Shit is beyond retarded. They say it's "for parties," but in that case just double cut the fucking thing. At least then EVERYBODY gets an even slice, and nobody is left with a pure crust slice like the bottom right.

[Anonymous No.16216273]

>>16216234
I hate square slices for smaller pizzas but it is necessary for a pizza as large as the one in OP's pic. Who would want a two foot long slice?

[Anonymous No.16216303]

>>16216273
Me

[Anonymous No.16216866]

>>16216273
That's why you bend the slice in half, taco style, for additional rigidity.

[Anonymous No.16217113]

>>16194616
In Brazil we have churrascarias everywhere. Probably in one of those. While good, only in very special occasions. Haven't stepped into one in over five years. Would go only if someone invited me and really wanted my company which will hardly happen regularly.

[Anonymous No.16217208]

>>16203255
You are like ten orders of magnitude less funny than you think you are.

[Anonymous No.16217499]

I need an excuse to go to Denver so I can have Pudge Brother Pizza, haven't had it in 10 years.

[Anonymous No.16218262]

>>16194745
>>16194751
Just foul

[Anonymous No.16218402]

>>16216165
How can you afford all that food

[Anonymous No.16218610]

>>16195918
What is even the point

[Anonymous No.16219390]

>>16218262
It was delicious, actually.

[Anonymous No.16219392]

I once ate 12 hamburgers, a skewer of shrimp, and a basket of fries since it was one of those "finish everything and it's free" deals. I ended up drawing a huge crowd since I had 30 minutes to finish it, and actually finished in 12 minutes.

[Anonymous No.16219428]

>>16194745
those wrappers make me hungry

[Anonymous No.16219612]

>>16195648
konnichiwa clutter-kun

[Anonymous No.16219703]

>>16194616
a dark gentleman's cock

[Anonymous No.16219718]

>>16194616
it was a saturday and i had a bulimic friend. we got together for breakfast and hung out all day. we were constantly eating at restaurants all day, cause she would throw up all the food after and still be hungry. i didn't do that, so i was eating full meals every 2 hours. i was so weighed down and heavy, but continued cause it became funny. even though the food was good, i couldn't finish 2nd dinner

[Anonymous No.16219818]

Either at an all you can eat Brazilian steakhouse or that time a friend got me high and took me to a McDonald's drive through. I got a double quarter pounder meal and a 10 piece. I threw up an hour and a half later.

[Anonymous No.16220010]

>>16219818
That's so little food to throw up over. It's a lot, but very very doable with just feeling kind of full.

[Anonymous No.16220032]

>>16194616
Korean barbeque all you can eat buffet til we were stuffed, followed by a trip to ice cream parlor where I completed an "if you can finish it it's free" ice cream challenge and got my picture on the wall the same night. Goddamn I miss being a teenager again.

[Anonymous No.16220122]

>>16213137
>Your diet is mostly hotpockets you obese virgin
it's a genetic survival instinct given to me by my ancestors that enables reproduction
enjoy your brittle boned cripple born offspring retarded children

[Anonymous No.16220164]

>>16207842
How retarded are you anon?

[Anonymous No.16220170]

>>16194616
ham sandwich

[Anonymous No.16220237]

>>16216165
I knew you was a fellow britbong the second I saw the rustler

[Anonymous No.16220432]

>>16216165
anon... tell me you were high on indica
no sober person can stomach this much processed choclett at once

[Anonymous No.16220646]

>>16218402
it was the day after my birthday so I just indulged I think it came to around £17, I'm pretty frugal so it was ok financially.

[Anonymous No.16220718]

>>16220432
>can't sleep and decide to marathon the entire Mission Impossible series
>in a semi-delirious state due to lack of sleep
>hatching my plan to go all out at the shops and just buy whatever I fancy when 7AM strikes
>8AM, picrel in bed, wielding what is left of a bottle of squirty cream. Unable to turn myself over never mind stand up. Feeling a lot of stuff going on inside of my body everywhere above the hips.

I think the skin on my face went numb too, I was pretty underweight at the time so that may not have helped either.

[Anonymous No.16221614]

>>16203691
>>16203708
>>16203712
>>16203875
>>16203964
>>16204555
>>16205890
>>16206154
>>16208594
>>16208798
>>16211088
>>16212130
>>16214439
>>16217208
Thanks for the (((You)))s
Also, you seethe cause it hurts. :)

Love yourself and don't eat your pain. Food is about living and well-being. It should nourish you not harm you. Treats are meant to be moderated. Be well, I legit love you all ironically.

[Anonymous No.16221659]

>>16203255
fuck you
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Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)12:48:08 No.16194616▶>>16194673 >>16194678 >>16194695 >>16194730 >>16194734 >>16194775 >>16194787 >>16194813 >>16194886 >>16195648 >>16195669 >>16195678 >>16195804 >>16195842 >>16195922 >>16196304 >>16196433 >>16196436 >>16196910 >>16197163 >>16198138 >>16198208 >>16198929 >>16198985 >>16199029 >>16199034 >>16200110 >>16200339 >>16201306 >>16202288 >>16202339 >>16203739 >>16203741 >>16203857 >>16203957 >>16203985 >>16204121 >>16204552 >>16206272 >>16206660 >>16207826 >>16207959 >>16207975 >>16207999 >>16208746 >>16209126 >>16209425 >>16212114 >>16212891 >>16213187 >>16216044 >>16216127 >>16216165 >>16217113 >>16219703 >>16219718 >>16220032 >>16220170

What's the largest amount of food you've eaten at once?

>>
Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)12:50:13 No.16194624▶

all you can eat snow crab legs
they bring a baked potato first but we already told them they could put those in a box for us
don't realize how much I eat until I stand up and I'm pushing significantly more weight than when I sat down

>>
Anonymous 05/29/21(Sat)13:05:27 No.16194673▶>>16202521 >>16203255

>>16194616 (OP)
once i was drunk and ate about two pounds of pasta. have done the same with potatoes, pilaf, cabbage, bread and soups. dunno why

[Anonymous No.16221719]

>>16221614
Anon, unironically kill yourself. If you don't know how to tie a noose, buy a gun to get the job done

[Anonymous No.16222289]

>>16194616
I attempted to the food challenge at a Fudpuckers. I had to eat all this shit in 30 minutes.
I finished the burger, but fatigue started setting in and I ran out of time on the fries.

fucking Fudinator.

[Anonymous No.16222354]

>>16194616
80 piece platter

[Anonymous No.16222585]

>>16216165
>>16220237
>>16220432
why do brits always come off so faggy?

[Anonymous No.16222642]

>>16207707
That's a fairly small amount of penis for the average faggot, I'd say?

>>16221614
But you dished out way more (You)s than you earned. That's a net loss.

[Anonymous No.16222751]

>>16194616
13th birthday, famished. Polished off a rack of ribs, like three sides, and the mini chocolate cake they brought me.
Next closest would probably be a massive porterhouse, lobster bisque, creamed spinach, loaded baked potato. I hadn't had anything that day and I was fucking hungry. Still regretted it, it ended up being super goddamn expensive.

[Anonymous No.16223437]

I have never really eaten ridiculous amounts, but sometimes I'll have a random disgusting day where I eat nothing but junk food. Like a full size bag of doritos, some ice cream, some pistachios, a hot pocket, and like 20 jolly ranchers throughout the day. I'm sure that cant be good for you. I always wake up the next day with a mild headache and mild nausea.

[Anonymous No.16223461]

>>16222289
I could've easily ate this when I was younger than 25

[Anonymous No.16223480]

Half a large pizza.

[Anonymous No.16223623]

>>16207544
>It is truly the purest of sport; matched only by a solo round of golf.
>Just one man, whose only opponent is himself, and whose only prize for victory is the knowledge that what he once thought was his limit was merely a hurdle to overcome.
made me kek

[Anonymous No.16223640]

>>16207666
That looks like vomit on four dogshits and sprinkled with fleas

[Anonymous No.16223649]

>>16223640
and it's good

[Anonymous No.16223667]

>>16223649
Yes, dogs enjoy both vomit and shit.

[Anonymous No.16223729]

>>16223437
i have these days too, i think it's the sugar/sodium

Most at once for me is when I could eat a whole large pizza with a lot of fries and soda. To be fair I was a teenager playing sports, it was just friday night with the guys desu

[Anonymous No.16223756]

>>16223437
I used to do that shit too when I was more depressed, two bags of chips, two 2 liter bottles of soda, 2 pints ice cream, and a few packages of those large 7 -11 cookies.

[Anonymous No.16224090]

Me and my roomates pooled our money in college to go to an all-you-can eat brazilian steakhouse. Pregamed with copious amounts of whatever swill was on sale at the college liquor store, and wandered in there like a pack of retarded hyenas gibbering about meat.
In total I ate around:
>3lbs of this weird salty steak
>3lbs of smoked brisket
>1lb of brisket pasta
>2lbs of bread rolls
I had hell to pay the next day, but it was so worth it.

[Anonymous No.16224112]

>>16195648
You need help

[Anonymous No.16224127]

>>16224090
I don’t understand why you would get drunk first.

[Anonymous No.16224237]

>eat normally all week
>make spaghett
>eat two fucking bowls
>almost make spaghetti once a week

[Anonymous No.16224245]

>>16223667
>hating on biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.16224754]

A whole roasted chicken.

[Anonymous No.16225553]

>>16194751
>Starting Strength
Yikes

[Anonymous No.16225566]

>>16198315
>>16204137
>>16218262
>>16219428
>>16198379
>>16213198
>>16225553
I've just ordered five burgers and five portions of chips from that burger place. I will post a photo (with my stripy blanket in the background).

[Anonymous No.16225592]

>>16202521
meat has 0 fiber.

[Anonymous No.16225660]

>>16225566
Haven't had a burger in almost half a year. Fucking salivating right now.

[Anonymous No.16225785]

>>16225660
Fug, I only managed 3.5 burgers. Hopefully they'll still be ok in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.16225788]

>>16194616
a stomachfull

[Anonymous No.16225876]

>>16207753
Who can eat a large pizza?
I feel full after two slices. Three is the reasonable max.

[Anonymous No.16225883]

>>16225876
>Who can eat a large pizza?
n-not me, haha

[Anonymous No.16225899]

>>16207544
Amazing.
>>16225883
I'm a pretty heavy guy for my height, 5'9" @ 185lbs, but that just seems like too much.

[Anonymous No.16225957]

>>16225876
kek, really man? Even when i was a kid i coudl chow down pizza. I think my record was 14 slices or something, but the pizza was fairly thin.

[Anonymous No.16225991]

>>16194616
about 10 years ago, doctor sent me home after 1 week with bronchopneumonia. mom bought me 5 bic macs and a large cola.

[Anonymous No.16225994]

>>16225957
Pizza in my area tends to be about 1"-1.5" thick fwiw.

[Anonymous No.16226192]

>>16225785
Managed one more burger. The chips got too soggy. That's enough food for today I think.

[Anonymous No.16226208]

>>16194624
all you can eat crab just seems like a huge money drain

[Anonymous No.16226241]

Sometimes I wish I was fat and tall, if only just for a day. I love food but I'm a short lanklet (120 lbs) and can't eat much as a result. The most I've ever eaten was a crunchwrap box, a dorito taco, and a 7 layer burrito on top of that. And I was high off of my ass at the time, which was probably the only way I was able to plow through the 7 layer burrito.

[Anonymous No.16227107]

>>16194616
when i was in high school i got high and ate asian noodles at a comfy place with a television. i was so high that i ate a döner kebab right away

[Anonymous No.16227342]

>>16194817
sad cunt

[Anonymous No.16227347]

>>16194616
four chili cheese dogs, four taquitos, a bag of jerky, a bag of jalapeno chips, six two-bite brownies, a package of starburst, and a double gulp. I was a very high teenager at the time.

[Anonymous No.16227349]

>>16194616
Whenever I eat wings I eat 20 minimum 50 maximum. I don't know why I can eat so many wings.

[Anonymous No.16227597]

>>16194616
When I was around 20 my parents took me to this new Asian buffet place that opened near us.
While we were eating, two of my parents' long time friends walked in, and joined our table. I guess it was a really long fucking time since my parents had seen or talked to them, because they completely ignored their food and just started chatting with each other. And when the restaurant staff started giving us the dirty eye to gtfo, my dad turned to me and said "Anon, go get more food. Just keep eating until we finish talking."
My parents chatted there for 2 fucking hours, and poor me had to keep eating and eating until they decided to shut up and go home. I can't even begin to imagine how much food I ate, but it was probably around 8 pounds. I started eating jello and whipped cream at the end because I couldn't fit anything else down my stomach. I thought my stomach was going to burst apart the entire car ride home. To this day, I still wonder how retarded we must have appeared to our waitress.

[Anonymous No.16228175]

>>16194616
1 entire ham pizza with 1/2 2 liter coke

[Anonymous No.16228274]

>>16195648
>his tummy wummy got fucky wucky from the taco belly

weak

[Anonymous No.16228440]

>>16228274
omg, it's the worst.

>sticking around late at work
>go to taco bell for a 2 chicken chalupa combo
>come back sit at my desk
>take stuff out to set up on my desk
>some coworkers leaving passing by
>"whoa anon, hope you don't plan on working from the bathroom tonight!"
>dudewhat.png
>ask wtf it's just some taco bell
>"Bahahaha, okay anon whatever you say just don't say I didn't warn ya! Taco bell is mean stuff there anon hope you didn't get the fire sauce!"

What the fuck is it with boomers and tacobell that need to talk about shitting? It seems to be this fast food place in particular that the most stupid jokes come from. I've never had issues with digesting tbell food, is it because I balance the sodium in it with water or are people just that weak stomached?

[Anonymous No.16229823]

>>16194616
From recent memory, an entire large square cut pizza with black olive and red onion toppings from papa johns

[Anonymous No.16230061]

>>16213333
QUADS

[Anonymous No.16230411]

20 McNuggets 4McChickens, 2 large fries and a large oasis

[Anonymous No.16230415]

>>16194616
20 McNuggets, 4 McChickens 2 large fries and a large oasis

[Anonymous No.16230446]

>>16194616
I've eaten about 50 chicken wings in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.16230457]

>>16194616
i ate a whole footlong the other day
usually i could only get half of one of those in but i was pretty hungry

[Anonymous No.16230472]

5 mcdoubles
5 junior chickens
2 large fries

Would do that every few months at my fattest. made me feel like I was feasting king and would fuck up my insides for a week

[Anonymous No.16230526]

>>16225660
Based drunk/high anon.

[Anonymous No.16230646]

I was home alone and an ex fatty, had been dieting for a while.
Wanted to treat myself but the fatty mentality is never satisfied.
Bought the biggest pizza they had similar to the op. It barely fit in my bed.
I ate half of it for lunch then for dinner I started eating the other half. My stomach hurt so bad I had to stop and then puked. The pain didnt stop I had to go to sleep at like 9 pm cause I couldnt do any other activity.
I was fine the next morning but I realized I will never be satisfied. That's why I always count my calories now. I know when my body is "full". My mind will never be satisfied until I puke.

[Anonymous No.16231006]

>>16230457
Anon, this thread is about food. Not how much dick you suck at a time.

[Anonymous No.16231077]

>>16221659

[Anonymous No.16231132]

>>16195649
>Not making a pit in the top and filling it with barbecue sauce for a nugger volcano