/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16178137]

>/CK/ will defend this.

[Anonymous No.16178145]

Only wypipo eat salads

[Anonymous No.16178158]

>>16178137
This is based on nothing and you are clearly gay

[Anonymous No.16178171]

For 7 dollars I could make a huge salad, lasting me days.

[Anonymous No.16178177]

Nigga just go to the grocery store lmao

[Anonymous No.16178179]

>>16178171
>>16178177
>lol do it yourself
thank you ableists

[Anonymous No.16178210]

>>16178137
What, you dont like 7 burgers?

[Anonymous No.16178214]

>>16178137
just buy coleslaw

[Anonymous No.16178216]

>>16178179
If you can't make a salad on your own you're the laziest nig ever

[Anonymous No.16178221]

>/CK/
who?

[Anonymous No.16178237]

>>16178137
Make your own fucking salad then.

[Anonymous No.16178245]

>>16178145
Speak English, stupid fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.16178246]

>>16178210
how are u spose to get up in that coochie with all that fat

[Anonymous No.16178259]

>>16178246
Some of us have penises in excess of 6 inches, Chang.

[Anonymous No.16178267]

>>16178259
Go home white man

[Anonymous No.16178282]

>>16178137
Eat less
Move more
Cheaper food means more money in your pockets
Simple as

[Anonymous No.16178294]

>>16178137
I paid nine dollars for a burger yesterday, thus proving forever that I have sex with girls and OP does not.

and obesity is fake I guess

[Anonymous No.16178297]

>>16178137
What restaurant is that?

[Anonymous No.16178345]

>>16178137
first you have to show me a restaurant with those prices. because you can't.

[Anonymous No.16178347]

>>16178137
even if every single food was a burger or a salad, and if they always costed 1 and 7 dollars respectively, it costs exactly zero (0) dollars to eat nothing.

[Anonymous No.16178353]

Salad are free if you're willing to be a greaseball wop and go collect your dandelion greens.

[Anonymous No.16178371]

>>16178137
Americans are fat because you need a car to get just about anywhere here.

[Anonymous No.16178406]

>>16178353
based

[Anonymous No.16178407]

>>16178171
not really unless you like eating nothing but iceberg. a good mix of greens can go for 4-5 bucks per bag

[Anonymous No.16178413]

>>16178137
Does the beef(?) burger really cost $1 in the usa?

[Anonymous No.16178423]

>>16178137
Who goes out to eat and orders a salad?
You deserve to pay through the nose for being such a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.16178453]

>>16178371
And being fat is a condition for a car?

[Anonymous No.16178467]

>compares a salad from the menu of an overpriced Italian money laundering front to the cheapest burger at McDonald's that doesn't even have everything pictured

[Anonymous No.16178487]

>>16178413
>>16178345
>>16178297


in the US, a mcdonalds Bacon Ranch Salad costs $4.60 and a cheeseburger (one patty) costs $1.

You've never been to a restaurant where the deluxe salad costs $10? because I have.

[Anonymous No.16178489]

>>16178467
This, the picture is misleading, a $1 burger doesn't look like that. And for $1 you can get tons of tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.16178495]

>>16178487
>McDonald's prices
I mean, they're a burger restaurant, producing burgers must be way cheaper for them. This is like complaining because they want burgers to be more expensive. Having a fucking meal for $1 is a miracle anyway.
The problem with Americans is that they think they deserve to eat out every day instead of making their own food.

[Anonymous No.16178509]

>>16178245
wypipo be rude af tho

[Anonymous No.16178512]

>>16178137
The burgers don't make you fat, soda and French fries do

[Anonymous No.16178519]

>>16178512
It's funny that they complain about those prices but still would buy the whole combo and add chicken nuggets on the side for way more than the salad.

[Anonymous No.16178523]

>>16178495
>Having a fucking meal for $1 is a miracle anyway.

McDonalds keeping homeless people alive every day lol.

OP's argument is that the small mcdonalds salad isn't worth more than $2, but people are willing to pay almost $5 for it.

[Anonymous No.16178568]

>>16178523
Depending if they use real grilled chicken or not, and cheddar, it could be worth more than $2.

Have this grainy image of a McD's salad

[Anonymous No.16178620]

Just make your own damn salad and burger and come out on top every time

[Anonymous No.16178633]

>>16178453
did this sound clever in your head

[Anonymous No.16178651]

>>16178512
Are you right? Letssss find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWALLa-pUTw

[Anonymous No.16178657]

>>16178487
Perhaps you shouldn't buy a fucking "McDonald's Bacon Ranch Salad" then
Just go to the store and buy a fucking bag of salad

[Anonymous No.16178660]

>>16178353
And they're more nutritious than l*ttuce anyway

[Anonymous No.16178668]

>>16178657
>Just go to the store and buy a fucking bag of salad

even that can range you from $2-5, while a cheeseburger remains at $1. you literally have no argument against OP.

[Anonymous No.16178688]

>>16178668
yeah if you pretend to not understand how portions work i guess i lose, good job

[Anonymous No.16178712]

>>16178137
It's cheaper to make burgers with cheap ingredients full of preservatives, salt, fat, sugar and that are shelf stable, than it is to sustain an efficient logistical chain that delivers fresh and good quality products.
And nobody eats salad at a fast food, regardless of the price. So losses are massives.
Fast foods aren't going to lower the price of the salad, nor raise the price of fat products. They're private companies, their goal is to make money, not care for people's health.

Amerifags are fat because everything is heavily processed.
Btw this is why every ameritard is freaked out when they hear about raw egg, slightly undercooked chicken, or correctly cooked beef steak "enjoy your tapeworm". Because if it doesn't look like it's from a chemical factory, they won't eat it.

[Anonymous No.16178725]

>>16178712
>Btw this is why every ameritard is freaked out when they hear about raw egg, slightly undercooked chicken, or correctly cooked beef steak "enjoy your tapeworm". Because if it doesn't look like it's from a chemical factory, they won't eat it.
lol

[Anonymous No.16178738]

>>16178712
>>16178688

If you were hungry as fuck would you rather eat four delicious cheeseburgers, or one 'Bacon ranch salad' for the same price?

[Anonymous No.16178748]

>>16178738
neither, you fat retard

[Anonymous No.16178754]

>>16178668
That bag of salad lasts you around 3 meals. Just because you have a bag of something doesn't mean you gotta eat it all in one sitting. You fatty enabling faggots make me ashamed I share my country with you.

[Anonymous No.16178825]

>>16178738
I don't just simply walk into a fast food I happen to be close to when hunger decides to strike unannounced.
Man if you've eaten correctly in the morning, at lunch or at diner you don't suddenly feel like eating 1500kcal.
And if that's your case, just learn how to control your urges. That's a psychological matter. And I know that because when I was a teen I used to cope by eating, I was weak, and if I hadn't come to my senses I would be overweight by now.

[Anonymous No.16178902]

>>16178825
Sorry i'm not anti-social, i go out in the real world and eat food and meet new people unlike you

[Anonymous No.16178914]

>>16178137
I get my salad for free

[Anonymous No.16178933]

>>16178210
wait.. synecdoche is actually a thicc babe not a skinny jap nerd?

[Anonymous No.16178945]

>>16178246
Missionary

[Anonymous No.16178949]

>>16178902
Not going to the fast food and eating my daily recommended calory intake in one sitting as a leisure doesn't make me anti-social.

[Anonymous No.16178950]

>>16178651
But he's having two large fries and two orders of onion rings in that vid alone.
I'd also bet dollars to donuts that he gains more weight when he eats the big tubs of cheesy noodles.
Wasn't there a supersize me debunker that ate three McDicks borgers a day and stayed trim?

[Anonymous No.16178957]

>>16178738
>bacon ranch salad
American salad everyone

[Anonymous No.16178972]

>>16178933
I wanna hear you pronounce that word

[Anonymous No.16178994]

>>16178972
Sinny doe-shay

[Anonymous No.16179023]

>>16178994
I believe you looked up the pronunciation and then made this up for a laff. It worked

[Anonymous No.16179071]

>>16178137
i love when poor fat retards try to make the argument that they HAVE to eat fast food.

[Anonymous No.16179098]

>>16179023
in all honesty I thought it was sinnek-doak, not senek-d'kee, but I shall henceforth say sinnydoshay

[Anonymous No.16179109]

>>16179098
Locked and loaded. Thanks 4 playing

[Anonymous No.16179113]

>>16178137
American salads are primarily mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.16179117]

>>16178210
7 cheeseburgers Rand? You promised this would never happen again.

[Anonymous No.16179148]

>>16179113
eggs and olive oil are great in salad but god forbid you combine them

[Anonymous No.16179151]

>>16178950
supersize me was fake and gay and the faggot that made it was an alkie that didn’t slow down on his massive beer gut during the entire “study”

[Anonymous No.16179156]

only person I’ve heard make this argument was an obese retard

[Anonymous No.16179235]

In my country 1$ burger is small and crappy. For same price you can buy 1 head of lettuce, few tomatoes and cucumbers. All together costing 1$. So wheres the issue? Are veggies so expensive there or are they complaining that premade salads are expensive? Ofc they are, because they must make money from selling it. Anyway more cheaper than both these would be few potatoes and chicken breast, also 1$. So you might say youre fat because burgers are cheap, nobody told you to over ear them. Its not about burgers, its calories in calories out.

[Anonymous No.16179251]

>>16179235
>Are veggies so expensive there
no
>are they complaining that premade salads are expensive?
yes

[Anonymous No.16179291]

>>16178933
Anyone who draws themselves like that is a literal sphere

[Anonymous No.16179336]

>>16178179
Being fat isn't a disability faggot

[Anonymous No.16179362]

>>16178137
You have to actually put the stuff you're advertising into the salad. Burger is blended leftovers.

[Anonymous No.16179371]

>>16178137
people don't become obese on $1 burgers. it's the french fries, soda pop and snacking between meals that get ya

[Anonymous No.16179746]

>>16178137

>ctrl+f
>0 results for subsidized

Just follow the money. The US government puts in ~$38 billion towards agriculture funding and subsidies. A percent of a percent of that goes to fresh fruit and vegetable production that aren't corn and soy products, both of which are feeding fodder for meat producers' livestock. More of the latter means more meat, keeping those costs low and accessible and of course contributing to the downward spiral that is the rising national average obesity rate.

And the agriculture industries wouldn't be doing this if it weren't profitable either. The cultural pride USA has in its beef, exemplified in a regular, old burger, drives this in a feedback loop. Anyone astute will recognize how this is slowly killing the planet on a macro-scale and individual peoples on a micro-scale, from ecological health to individual health respectively.

[Anonymous No.16179775]

>>16178407
>he buys lettuce in a bag

[Anonymous No.16179991]

>>16178246
That's what makes it fun. Who doesn't love a good challenge?

[Anonymous No.16180012]

>>16178137
more people eat burgers, so it's cheaper thanks to economy of scale

[Anonymous No.16180077]

>>16178137
>go to Burger King
>order salad
>get upset that place that specializes in BUGERS doesn't have cheap salad
For fucks sake people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.16180550]

[Anonymous No.16180900]

Produce is exceptionally cheap in the US. The original OP is some moron that thinks processed factory foods is representative of food availability. It is not, and you can purchase more weight in produce than meat dollar for dollar. The salads available at fast food companies are priced lower than their combo meals.

OP is a fag.

[Anonymous No.16180912]

>>16178568
The fuck is that on top are those croutons stuffed with cheese?

[Anonymous No.16181011]

>>16180912
That's breaded chicken.

[Anonymous No.16181027]

>>16178137
Salad literally isn't even food. There's next to no nutrition in them.

[Anonymous No.16181055]

>>16181027

If you make a proper salad that isn't just iceberg lettuce and croutons it'll have plenty of nutrients

[Anonymous No.16181057]

>>16178512
>the highest calorie food of the combo doesn't make you fat it's the lower calorie food that makes you fat

[Anonymous No.16181210]

>>16181057
you dont know how much soda these whales drink

[Anonymous No.16181388]

>>16178933
Idk but it's not like it's rare for male artists to draw themselves as a girl or use female characters as stand-ins for themselves. If your audience comes to you for booba and ass then it's a pretty obvious move to do that.

[Anonymous No.16181639]

>>16181388
Friggin sweet, Lois! A schizo post!

[Anonymous No.16181670]

>>16181639
Oh, you want some too?

[Anonymous No.16181715]

>>16181639
Did the image finally get MD5 banned for spamming?

[Anonymous No.16181870]

>>16178137
>$1 burger
literally never happened

[Anonymous No.16181923]

>>16178137
>mute volume button

what the hell would play if you unmuted this image?

[Anonymous No.16181928]

>>16181923
The full Eskimo album by The Residents.

[Anonymous No.16181934]

>>16181923
its probably a video
but a video becomes an image once you save a screenshot of it

[Anonymous No.16181940]

>>16178210
god i wish i was a fat fetishist instead of liking healthy women, i'd get laid all the time

[Anonymous No.16181946]

>>16181940
No, you would still be demanding women out of your league.

[Anonymous No.16181949]

>>16178179
I can buy a pound of spring greens at costco for 4 dollars, 2 heads of iceburg or a bunch of romaine for 2-3 dollars, a bag of few red onions for a couple bucks and some dressing for 3 bucks. That's a weeks worth of salads for 2 people for 10 bucks.

[Anonymous No.16181950]

>>16178137
A salad smothered in ranch and other toppings is just as bad or worse as a burger. At least the burger has lots of protein.

[Anonymous No.16181963]

>>16181870
mcdoubles used to be 1 dollar a few years ago anon.

[Anonymous No.16181964]

>>16181946
no, i'd be banging the desperate fat girls who come onto me all the time.

>>16181949
yay, a week's worth of salads for two people, i'm sure everyone wants that as opposed to burgers!

all that shit will go bad unless you just eat salads. that's kinda the point of the OP.

[Anonymous No.16181973]

>>16178137
The salads at fast food restaurants are typically unhealthier than the burgers.
Anyway people who eat fast food are lazy and stupid.

[Anonymous No.16181993]

>>16180550
>Chicken 1.78/lb
Good lord that's cheap, what the fuck are Americans even complaining about?

[Anonymous No.16181997]

>>16181027
The salad pictured in the op has more calories than the burger does.

[Anonymous No.16182012]

There is nothing wrong with eating that hamburger every day. The bun is full of carbs, the patty is full of protein, and tomatoes and lettuce have great vitamins and minerals. Just one burger provides much, if not all the energy one needs to power through their day. Refute that. Protip: You can't. Plus I just checked the prices of that salad and that sandwich on the menu of the place I flip burgers at: We charge $3 for that salad and $4 for that burger, meaning I refuted your shitty meme, which was likely made by a clueless boomer page and retweeted by liberal faggots which basically makes you a retard.

[Anonymous No.16182193]

>>16181964
You don't get how it works. For the full-blown fetishist the object of the fetish is all that matters, that being her excess weight. As such, even the most desperate of fat girls doesn't actually need to try hard to find someone willing to fuck her. This results in a bunch of ugly fat chicks with completely skewed notions of their own desirability because there will always be some chaser willing to overlook everything about them to get his fetish fix.

[Anonymous No.16182196]

>>16178137
>source: dude trust me

[Anonymous No.16182204]

>>16178137
The joke is that the salad is drenched in sauce and has almost as many calories as the burger. It only SEEMS healthier.

[Anonymous No.16182213]

>>16181964
>i'm sure everyone wants that as opposed to burgers!
thats why youre fat
>all that shit will go bad unless you just eat salads
well stored greens should last a fortnight at least

[Anonymous No.16182293]

>>16178137
Where did this retarded image originate from? Did someone actually make it seriously? I've seen this image floating around since around 2006.
I fucking hate these people. Even if we take the image at face value and assume it's 100% correct. Just buy the fucking burger for 1 dollar. You just saved 6 dollars. Just eat less and you're saving money while you're eating less.

[Anonymous No.16182304]

Beef has billions of subsidies, vegetables and fruit don’t

[Anonymous No.16182308]

>>16181963
Ive never seen them under $4.95
Hell, KFC's burgers are all $10 or $12.
Big Mac is $13

[Anonymous No.16182309]

>>16181993
they same way they fucking cry and complain about paying literally 1/4 the price of gas/petrol than the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.16182330]

>>16182308
where the fuck do you live where a mcdouble is 5 dollars? they're 2 for 3 dollars here.

[Anonymous No.16182331]

>>16178668
No menu item at McDonald's is $1, except when it's something that's covered under a deal in their app, and usually that's only fries, hashbrowns or coffee. These threads are stupid vector because even a hamburger is $1.49 at McDonald's nowadays. They can afford to price then like that through corporate regulation, because corporate makes their profits via real-estate. Beef is increasing in price and a single-patty hamburger at any fast-food chain will your $2. A bag of pre-made salad at Walmart is like $2.50, maybe even cheaper. Regardless, this question should only apply and be posed to fat people like myself, in which case the only actual real answer is 'don't fucking eat, fatty.'

[Anonymous No.16182385]

>>16182330
sounds like australian prices, your dollar is worth like 1.3 of ours and then add on the extra cost of employee wages

[Anonymous No.16182526]

>>16178137
demand dumbass
make your own salad shits cheap

[Anonymous No.16184100]

>>16178371
Lots of niggers with no cars are fat because they groceries stores are too far away so they go to the closest McDonald's instead and in some states restaurants take food stamps

[Anonymous No.16184109]

>>16178509
heard

[Anonymous No.16184650]

>>16178137
if eating burgers is making you fat, why not just eat less burgers and save even more money?

[Anonymous No.16186106]

>>16178145
And niggers can't spell.

[Anonymous No.16186128]

>>16178137
>the only choice in food you have is between a salad and a burger
do Americans really

[Anonymous No.16186133]

>>16184650
This. Also, the burger is probably less or equally caloric than the salad when you count the dressing, croutons, cheese, and whatever other bullshit they put on it.

And what fast food place sells a salad for $7 and a burger for $1?

[Anonymous No.16186140]

>>16181057
>lower calorie
>drinks
brainlet

[Anonymous No.16186142]

>>16178137
I dunno where you are buying your salads or your burgers but I suspect that time travelling is involved.

[Anonymous No.16186156]

>>16178171
>eating a 3 day old salad
eww

[Anonymous No.16187127]

>>16178171
Top tier Pepe.
Steak king that one, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.16187200]

>>16178171
IMO the body needs a certain dry weight of food per day to feel satiated. So its not lasting days.

[Anonymous No.16187220]

>>16181870
Burger King has a $1 bacon cheese burger.

[Anonymous No.16187342]

>>16187200
I don't think he meant eating nothing but salad for those 7 days.
Just enough to have salad with (or for) one or two meals a day.

[Anonymous No.16188141]

>>16178137
post the one about cooking by yourself being more expensive

[Anonymous No.16188189]

>>16178137
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.16188213]

>>16178137
just don't eat $7 worth of burgers you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.16188231]

>>16178137
>explain this shit, THIN PRIVELEGERS!
Salads are marked up to unreasonable prices at fast food places because they know people will pay more for a "healthy" option (especially when they're looking at a ton of greasy burgers and fried things otherwise), and because they throw some chicken and other pricey ingredients in there to justify the price.

You can buy an entire head of romaine lettuce or a huge bag of spinach for under $4, just buy a $2 bottle of dressing and maybe a cucumber with it, and you have salads for an entire week.

Also, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY SELLING BURGERS LIKE THAT FOR ONE FUCKING DOLLAR?
Even Wendy's' cheapest, smallest burger is like $2.25.

[Anonymous No.16189641]

>>16178137
First off. This is your $1 hamburger. Not what you get in the pic.

[Anonymous No.16190563]

salads are free. You do own a home with a garden, right anon?

[Anonymous No.16190618]

>>16189641
still 2x the calories and nutritional content of a $5 salad

[Anonymous No.16190629]

>>16190618
That has more to do with the fact that salads aren't usually as nutritionally dense and make us of more expensive perishable ingredients.

[Anonymous No.16190672]

>>16190563
>gardens are free
I meeeeaaaan
I like to garden, it's well worth it, but even if you're the kind of goof who doesn't factor in your own labor (which really is not worth nothing), you've got seeds, compost (I keep a bin but still end up needing to supplement every year), the initial costs of trellises, raised beds, watering systems, the water itself.
I'd say I probably blow a little under a hundred bucks a year on upkeep and expansion. And that's to speak nothing of my being a mortgagefag, and how whatever extra space I use to garden is reflected in the price of my house.

[Anonymous No.16190689]

>>16178137
>implying you ever need to even touch a salad to live healthy and not be an obese cunt

[Anonymous No.16191459]

>>16178137
The obesity problem is caused by eating too much food not by eating "low quality" food
humans can easily live on fat/carbs/sugar with low fruit and vegetable intake, its just that most people dont have self control and eat too much

[Anonymous No.16191484]

>MAKe yOUr oWN saLad
The price of groceries is going up, you idiots.

[Anonymous No.16192722]

>>16178137
That burger would cost $9 at McDonalds here in Australia.
At $1 per burger with lettuce, tomato and cheese that's a great way to get a healthy meal for cheap, you guys must all be rich.

[Anonymous No.16192766]

>>16178137
I'll have a number 15, please

[Anonymous No.16192775]

>>16191484
you still pay less for it than anyone else in human history by a long shot. likes its not even close

[Anonymous No.16194201]

>>16178179
They sell salads at Publix

[Anonymous No.16194223]

>>16179113
Not accurate.
We have 2 kinds of salads
the mayonnaise ones exist, yes but we have other ones with fruit and/or veggies. Restaurants don't usually serve the former type of salads. Most of the time you'd get egg or potato salad at home or at the supermarket.
Also it's not just Americans who do this, Russians and Japanese make potato salad as well.
Fuck off uncultured western euro cuck