/chinese takeout/

[Anonymous No.16174372]

What do you guys usually order from your local chinese takeout? I don't usually order but I'm in the mood and don't know what to get.

[Anonymous No.16174378]

Kung pow chicken

[Anonymous No.16174381]

You guys arent terrified of eating chinese meat?

[Anonymous No.16174393]

>>16174372
>chinese takeout
I don't

[Anonymous No.16174394]

>>16174381
no. you can't even source cat/dog here.

[Anonymous No.16174405]

mongolian beef with white rice is my usual if the place uses lots of onion and sauce, otherwise i go for breaded almond chicken or beef and broccoli.

[Anonymous No.16174445]

>>16174372
If I am looking to cross off all my cravings, there will be:
won ton soup
pork egg roll w/mustard
pot stickers if they have them

moo goo gai pan and mushroom egg foo young to be healthy with white rice. Alternately orange beef w/broccoli and brown rice.

or to not be healthy, something pan fried like a szechuan steak, honey chicken or sweet n sour pork and with pork fried rice. I will get a chili paste on the side.

[Anonymous No.16174582]

>hot and sour soup
or
>egg drop soup
>steamed vegetables
>Mapo tofu
that is all

[Anonymous No.16174615]

general tso made some good chicken

[Anonymous No.16174627]

>>16174372
I miss dumplings from the 2001-2007 era. Not sure why they suck now from all take out places. My former favorite lost now forever. Luckily the mooshu pork is a winner but if you order delivery they forget the FUCKIN PANCAKES!! Chooches.

I think a nice little meal of chicken and garlic sauce broccoli plus some hoisin sauce on the side and a shrimp egg roll is dynamite. Hard to mess up. Or you can do my favorite thing and get house fried rice with extra veggie. They put veggies in there to that don’t normally go like broccoli.

Finally I recommend looking to see if subgum wonton is available. I got TMJ and can’t eat that anymore because of the C R O N C H but you can!!

[Anonymous No.16174632]

>>16174405
That meal makes me so mad without onions >>16174445
I like you I would buy you Chinese for being a bro . The whole list you said

[Anonymous No.16174643]

>>16174445
>chili paste
whats some other "sekret menu" shit i can ask for to sound kino?

[Anonymous No.16174660]

>>16174643
Chili oil on the side and hoisin sauce on the side are both the best asks. Sesame oil too

[Anonymous No.16174666]

Chow mein, orange chicken, and fried rice.

[Anonymous No.16174689]

>>16174627
Oh shit the new copypasta dropped

[Anonymous No.16174692]

>>16174372
orange chicken or chicken lo mein

[Anonymous No.16174694]

>>16174381
"meat"

[Anonymous No.16175347]

rate my order for lunch tomorrow

>pork fried rice
>pork egg roll
>steamed vegetables
>egg drop soup
>side of chili oil, hoisin sauce, mustard
>coke zero

[Anonymous No.16175348]

Moo shu vegetable
2x egg rolls

[Anonymous No.16175365]

>prawns haven't been de-veined

[Anonymous No.16175380]

>>16174372
Kung pow pork and either three-way rice or some fried needles. Basic.

[Anonymous No.16175384]

a chopstick is good for scratching the inside of your anus if it itches

[Anonymous No.16175400]

CRISPY GINGER BEEF
Sweet-and-sour chicken balls
Egg rolls (the good kind, with the mystery meat paste)

[Anonymous No.16175413]

Sweet and sour pork or Dragon & Phoenix for me

[Anonymous No.16175638]

>>16174372
There's this stuff at one if my local places called honey walnut chicken that I really enjoy. Hardly ever see it at any other chinese place.

[Anonymous No.16175692]

>>16174372
hot n sour soup
generals chicken
szechwan or hakka style noodles (chicken)
broccoli (any style)
beef friend rice

>>16175400
>CRISPY GINGER BEEF
a canadian classic

[Anonymous No.16175729]

>>16174372

Americanized stuff
Grilled pork egg foo yung
Szechuan eggplant and tofu
Beef chow mein

Dim sum stuff
Turnip cakes
Pork buns
Chicken feet

[Anonymous No.16175796]

>>16174372
The virgin chinese vs chad thai takeout

[Anonymous No.16175798]

egg drop soup
beef or chicken and broccoli
some sort of sweet-sauced stir fry
chicken or pork skewers
chicken wings maybe
steamed rice

[Anonymous No.16175924]

pot stickers
char siu pork
young chow fried rice
fried pork intestines
salt and pepper shrimp, extra spicy
beef short ribs w/ garlic sauce

[Anonymous No.16176125]

>>16174372
Get some Chicken Lo Mein with some White Rice
Good shit

[Anonymous No.16176135]

>egg roll
>soft spring roll
>sesame chicken (if from good place beef and broccoli if not)
>combo fried rice

[Anonymous No.16176644]

i make several anonymous tips under different names saying i witnessed incredibly unhygienic practices in the restaurant or that they underpay the staff/pay in cash to avoid tax. i do this for any chinese restaurant that opens in my town and ive made at least 3 close down.
fuck the bug cunts

[Anonymous No.16177055]

>>16174372
house special lo mein with a side of boneless ribs

[Anonymous No.16177065]

>>16174372
Crab ragoons
Chicken or bbq pork lo mein, not every place has bbq pork version
General Tao or Mongolian beef
Side of steamed rice
Basically make 2 meals out of it. Duck if they have it but only a few places have it on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.16177438]

>>16174372
I don't eat chinese food, out of all foreign cousines chinese is probably the only want I actively dislike

[Anonymous No.16177481]

>>16174372

Zhajianmen
Mapo Tofu (with pork)

[Anonymous No.16177506]

I like Chinese takeout but it all tastes the same, you might as well order random stuff from the menu, it all has the same taste to it. Probably because they use the same exact sauces/spices for everything, I guess. It's not just Chinese actually. Most restaurants are like this. Pick any given restaurant, whether it's Chinese or Thai or whatever, most likely all of their dishes will taste like variations on the same fucking taste of the same fucking sauce.

[Anonymous No.16177685]

>>16174643
tell the waitress "sha bee" and "tsao nee mah"

[Anonymous No.16177890]

Almond chicken guy ding
Singapore noodles
Egg rolls

[Anonymous No.16178127]

>>16174372
Char siu
Roasted pork belly
Roasted duck (served with chili oil)
Stir fried vegetables and beef
Beef Ho fun
Sweet and sour fish, sometimes chicken

>>16177685
A good way to get shit and cum in your meal.

[Anonymous No.16178338]

>>16174372
Chicken and broccoli and general toes chicken

[Anonymous No.16178507]

Beef with broccoli
Orange Chicken
Chow mien
Maybe fried rice idk depending on what they have. Anything you anons recommend trying out?

[Anonymous No.16178551]

House egg foo young, egg drop soup, szechuan lo mein, ma po tofu.

[Anonymous No.16178561]

I moved to Norway and the Chinese food is so weird here

[Anonymous No.16178689]

>>16178561
how?

[Anonymous No.16178697]

i didnt get a fortune cookie last time i ordered chinese
should i leave a review on google?

[Anonymous No.16178839]

>>16175638
most do honey walnut shrimp

[Anonymous No.16178923]

Singapore noodles

[Anonymous No.16179006]

>>16174372
I get that sometimes you just want your orange chicken or whatever other Jewish created American Chinese food (look it up); I get it, it's full of high fructose corn syrup and other shit to appeal to the average American's palate, but there are legit, authentic Chinese restaurants all over america. You just gotta avoid restaurants that have the words: "wok, star, kitchen, palace, or 'China X'".

pic related is my go to order at the best Chinese restaurant near me. From left to right: 椒鹽豆腐/Sichuan Pepper and Salt Tofu, 重慶辣子雞/Chongqing Fried Chicken, 乾扁四季豆/Sichuan Style Green Beans, 水煮牛/Beef in spicy broth. This meal is totally in line with the American palate as well; its got fried stuff and the spices are good to balance the meal. You can probably find all 4 of these items at your local Chinese restaurant; look specifically for Sichuan places.

Total cost: $45, including the 10% Chinks only discount and free rice; enough food for me and a few friends/leftovers just for me for 3 days.

[Anonymous No.16179189]

>>16176644
Congrats, you just made the struggling poor even poorer