Sloshed cooking

[Anonymous No.16169527]

Lads I’m about halfway through a bottle of bottom shelf vodka and just ate an only half-burnt grilled cheese with some “value” bread that’s mostly air and some sharp cheddar and pepper jack. What do you like to cook when you’re sloshed?

[Anonymous No.16169643]

>>16169527
Everything, I cook sloshed everyday and get paid for the privilege. Lunch service is my favorite because I drank just enough to get rid of breakfast shift's hangover and the bartender gives me strong pours as it's slow so he keeps my tumbler full, and it's simple sandwiches and salads so nothing complicated

[Anonymous No.16169688]

>>16169527
Only on America

[Anonymous No.16169696]

>>16169527
It's fucking impossible to do anything fun these days without some NPC photographing you without consent.

[Anonymous No.16169734]

>>16169643
Pretty based
>>16169696
Many such cases, sad!

[Anonymous No.16169742]

my nuts in your mothers mouuth

[Anonymous No.16170483]

>>16169527
I mostly just eat things out of cans or make an egg sandwich.

[Anonymous No.16170494]

>>16169696
I was walking down the sidewalk the other day and there were these drugged up zoomer douches making some kind of cringe video while walking at a snail's pace and I had to cross the street because I didn't want to appear in their gay video. What has the world come to?

[Anonymous No.16170550]

>>16169527
I buy pizza ingredients and make a homemade pizza with chorizo, onions and tomatoes. I was piss wasted one time and served the pizza to my friends who were chilling at my place for the night and they said it was the best pizza they ever had.

[Anonymous No.16170648]

>>16170550
same thing happened to me except instead of my friends, my dad said that

[Anonymous No.16170659]

>>16169696
>photographing you without consent
Lol, don't need it fag
Say cheese

[Anonymous No.16170692]

>>16169696
>YOU CANT FILM ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP
>proceed to stand in front of the person filming you and argue
Why are boomers like this?
https://youtu.be/tKSWN4aE9Zc

[Anonymous No.16170733]

>>16169643
when was the last time you had a solid shit

[Anonymous No.16170792]

>>16170692
I'm just fucking tired of people wanting to fucking film everything as if there's a reason their life needs to be documented in any way. Also having a camera in my face feels about as invasive and disrespectful as pointing a finger in my face.

When I am very drunk I like to make breakfast food usually because I am up until 6AM finishing the bottle of whiskey I opened 12 hrs ago. Sandwiches like italian beef, french dip, cheesesteaks, etc are also pretty awesome to make when you're drinking.

[Anonymous No.16170799]

>"lads"
Fuck off you reprobate

[Anonymous No.16170803]

>>16169527
I usually chuck frozen pork shoulder chops in the oven at about 200 mafuckers and set the timer for 20 - 30 mafcks then check them. Otherwise it's usually a shiz load of Ryvita buttered and covered with cheese and condiments.

[Anonymous No.16170820]

>>16170692
I'd say the younger chick is equally if not more cringe worthy than the oldies. However ISIS should have just published videos like this and more people would be onboard with beheading yanks, if only as a utilitarian means to get them to shut up.

[Anonymous No.16171019]

>>16169696

Just take their phone and smash it over their head

[Anonymous No.16171130]

>>16170799
Huh?

[Anonymous No.16171234]

[Anonymous No.16171559]

>>16169696
>without consent
There is no need for consent in a public place. Read up on the law