How the fuck do people get so fat?

[Anonymous No.16155152]

Okay so I'm currently in treatment for anorexia and I have to eat anywhere between 5000 to 8000 calories a day to gain weight.

This is fucking impossible, I feel sick every moment of the day because I'm so full, I can barely move because of the painful bloating and I can barely enjoy food anymore. How do these fat cunts eat this much every day and enjoy it. They can't be fucking real

[Anonymous No.16155161]

That's like pro athlete during training camp range of calories. Seems excessive.

[Anonymous No.16155170]

>>16155152
>kay so I'm currently in treatment for anorexia and I have to eat anywhere between 5000 to 8000 calories a day

lmfao why? That isn't a treatment for anorexia. That's a sure fire way to become the next person on my 600 pound life. To answer your question, just drink beer with every meal, eat a lot of fried and sugary things until you are full, don't move around much, and take a lot of naps. You don't need to inflict pain on yourself to get fat. Just be a lazy slob.

[Anonymous No.16155174]

>>16155161
Competitive eaters eat like that too but they trained their bodies to shit it out asap which is why they're usually skinny despite the food they can eat.

Guy in OP doesn't shit it out and wonders why he becomes a fatass

[Anonymous No.16155176]

It's a lifelong type of deal. As your body adjusts to the pain and hurt of gorging yourself everyday, you become accustomed biologically to intake more than you could a year ago. So as this goes on, people can maintain a steady 250+ if they decide to continue their lifestyle. Twenty years in and you find yourself at 400lbs just because your body starts to burn multiple k's of calories a day by merely existing. The pins and needles, burning sensations, and heart attack/stroke warning effects of your body dying are diminished and replaced with dopamine esque pathways in your mind telling you that it's good. This is sort of a half assed explanation but it's actually easier to eat food the fatter you get. The body compensates for it automatically, assuming you can get to that point in the first place of not kysing before then for being a fat piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.16155180]

>>16155152
alcohol
a 6pack of beer can set you back 1500kcal just on it's own, and normal people drink a 6pack a day after work.

[Anonymous No.16155191]

>>16155180
>>16155170
Drinking is for fucking jews

[Anonymous No.16155192]

bro I eat that much for breakfast cause I cook all my eggs and my toast in the thickest animal lard I can find in the biggest tub at walmart

[Anonymous No.16155199]

>>16155191
Well then drink a milkshake instead, underage b&.

[Anonymous No.16155200]

>>16155152
Emotional hunger. When you're miserable you disconnect from your body's feelings. Same with anorexia right? You don't feel the hunger gnawing at you the same way because the anxiety overrides it.

Your body does compensate though so eventually your set point will match your weight (look up set-point theory). Then shit's a lot, lot harder to change, thus why you have to eat so much.

[Anonymous No.16155214]

>>16155152
Dude watch a few episodes of my 600 pounds life
They turn to food as a way to cope, most of these people have had traumas
It's literally an addiction
Many of them can be blamed for not even trying to put their shit together, but it's not always that simple

[Anonymous No.16155233]

activity level and metabolism

im a Big Guy™ but not obese or anything and even when I was biking around I wasn't really thin, though I slim down very easily when im i heavy work periods since i run around a lot at work sometimes

also booze. alcohol fucks your digestion and beer has a lot of empty calories, hence the typical beer gut. but that shit also makes you goddamn ravenous so no wonder drinkers get fat when theyre smashing whole pizzas after a 12 pack. but they'd ever eat like that sober

[Anonymous No.16155240]

To get hugely disgustingly fat food has to be like heroin to you. Not me though, I'm a trim 250 haha.

[Anonymous No.16155242]

>>16155191
Then smoke pot. The food will be twice as tasty and it will feel like there's a black hole inside you. Just be sure not to waste teh space in your stomach on anything "healthy".

[Anonymous No.16155265]

youre a big fat liar

[Anonymous No.16155471]

>>16155174
>they trained their bodies
impossibru, what they do is puke/take laxatives. you can train yourself to be able to eat absurd amounts of food np but you will get fat in no time. calories in - calories out, it's simple math.

[Anonymous No.16155489]

>>16155180
>normal people drink a 6pack a day after work.

jesus dude, get help

[Anonymous No.16155498]

>>16155471
>muh cico
fill your digestive tract with 15lbs of cheesecake and report back lmao

[Anonymous No.16155591]

>>16155489
some people's fucked up is other people's normal

I thought I was becoming a serious alcoholic but then I noticed my coworkers straight up drinking at work. i dont think its a generational thing either, i've seen young and old alike do it

i dont drink at work but i like to go out to bars a lot because i am a nasty exhibitionist

[Anonymous No.16155605]

>>16155242
is there a drug to kill apetite? i've tried smoking/vaping but it doesnt do anything and any legal stimulants all make me shit which then makes my guts feel empty and prompts me to eat

[Anonymous No.16155611]

>>16155591
>i dont think its a generational thing either, i've seen young and old alike do it
back in the day drinking at work was socially accepted and often even required

>>16155605
coke and speed

[Pavlovs autist btfo No.16155627]

Just do what pavlovs autist did
>>16146786

[Anonymous No.16155691]

>>16155605
Amphetamines, mdma, meth, coke. Sadly, nothing you can take relatively safely on a regular basis without screwing over your brain.

[Anonymous No.16155701]

Alcohol + cold weather.

[Anonymous No.16155705]

>>16155152
Because fatness is similar to alcoholism, their brain develops 'highs' for food munching, no matter what the food is. Daily they end up eating 3-5k cals worth of food. It's a reward system to the brain, same as alcohol.

[Anonymous No.16155714]

>>16155605
>is there a drug to kill apetite?

there's something in slimfast that cures appetite somehow. it's worth a shot to replace your breakfast or lunch with it. see if it works for you.

[Anonymous No.16155756]

>>16155152
>5000 to 8000 calories a day
Ok larper. You're obviously lying because no doctor would ever tell you to eat at the caloric level of a pro fucking bodybuilder. Reaching 5000 calories a day can be done if you eat 6+ meals or if you eat a lot of junk food. 500 calories on top of your current anerexia diet will suffice for weight gain (3 6oz servings of meat). Add 500 more calories when you think you've plateaued on the weight gain.

[Anonymous No.16155761]

most fattys do the most complex mental gymnastics to avoid taking responsibility, its never them whos the problem

[Anonymous No.16155764]

>2 baskets of fries 1340 cal
>2 McDoubles 740 cal
>soda
2080 calories in a single meal

[Anonymous No.16155776]

>>16155152
I have wondered the same thing. I am a male 6 ft 2 and I eat 3 to 4000 calories a day including a ton of beer. I still don't go over 300. I don't know how people do it but I really don't want to find out.

[Anonymous No.16155779]

>>16155152
>5000 to 8000 calories
Whoever told you this deserves to get stabbed. I’m average height at a healthy weight, work out 2 or 3 times a week, and it takes only 2200 kcal per day for me to gain a pound per week.

What does your daily routine even look like to get 5000 let alone 8000 fucking kcal per day? I feel like you would need to drink cooking oil and eat nothing but candy and french fries to get that high. Just calculate your TDEE and figure out how much you need to eat for turbo weight gain, around 3 pounds per week. Go for calorie bombs that are still good for you and won’t fuck your insides, like chickpeas and nuts, but eat some junk food if you must since you need to get heavier. If you keep eating 5000 a day you’ll probably gain too much and go right back to undereating

[Anonymous No.16155789]

>>16155233
I'm the opposite. I drink to my heart's content and can't stand food while drunk

[Anonymous No.16155803]

>>16155789
I don't think you've been an alcoholic long enough. I don't even get hungry until I start drinking. After that, my appetite hits me like a ton of bricks and I start eating everything.

[Anonymous No.16155804]

>>16155605
cup of water with a tablespoon of metamucil mixed in. eat a smallish meal and down that bad boy

[Anonymous No.16155811]

>>16155605
do you eat mostly real food or mostly garbage that makes you hungrier

[Anonymous No.16155813]

>>16155803
Idk. Going on 15 years. I smoke cigarettes as well but that makes me hungry

[Anonymous No.16155815]

>>16155152
>I'm currently in treatment for anorexia and I have to eat anywhere between 5000 to 8000 calories a day
BULL
SHIT

[Anonymous No.16155820]

>>16155813
Alcohol affects appetite differently depending on the person, I guess. I've known potheads that don't get the munchies from it believe it or not.

[Anonymous No.16155829]

>>16155820
Yeah I get that. I always see people smashing down food after the bar closes but I can't. I usually just smash a gallon of water before bed and call it a night.

[Anonymous No.16155843]

>>16155152
The fuck? I'm kinda fat and my maintenence calories are <2400, how would a skinny person eat 8000 calories

[Anonymous No.16155850]

>>16155152
Post it.

[Anonymous No.16155854]

>>16155152

[Anonymous No.16155859]

>>16155605
Black coffee murders your appetite. I don't know why all these morons are saying cocaine and meth.

[Anonymous No.16155863]

>>16155764
>soda
It’s diet soda, idiot, so it’s not bad

[Anonymous No.16155867]

>>16155611
>>16155691
>stimulants
wont those make me shit?

>>16155804
>>16155811
I do eat a lot of junk, I'll try fiber suppliments and eating more "real food"

>>16155859
whenever i drink coffee it makes my guts start to churn, but in a good way. basically what im saying is it makes me ahve a good morning shit and then be ready for breakfast (or lunch)

[Anonymous No.16155870]

>>16155859
Junkies always want to drag everyone down to their level
>inb4 two cups of coffee a day makes me as bad as a methhead with no teeth or a coke fiend with daily nosebleeds

[Anonymous No.16155875]

>>16155152
OP, a lot of fatties drink their calories. Soda alone can very easily contribute 1,000+ a day. Then there is stuff like putting an ungodly amount of condiments on their food. Go look at how many calories are in a bottle of olive oil in your kitchen.

[Anonymous No.16155882]

>>16155859
>Black coffee murders your appetite
doesn't work for me
i sip on black coffee all day and i'm obese

[Anonymous No.16155897]

>>16155867
The golden rule for my weight loss was that anything with white flour or mayo wasn’t real good. I also drank tons of water (a whole glass before every meal and at least two glasses while eating) and ate the veggies or fruit before everything else. Ate a lot of plants in general, since the vast majority of fruits and almost all vegetables (not including legumes) are good for you. I lost almost thirty pounds in less than two months after never losing a pound in my life.

But first you need to learn calorie counting. It’s mandatory. I’ve never known anyone who kept their weight off that skipped this. Doing cardio also gives you way more room for error

[Anonymous No.16155903]

>>16155897
>mayo wasn’t real good
Careful anon, you’re gonna make the ketards go berserk

[Anonymous No.16155918]

>>16155897
I'll try to transition to eating more fruit. fruit's cheap I guess

[Anonymous No.16155938]

>>16155605
Yeah, became a hard-core alcoholic and you'll be far too hungover the next day to stomach anything.

[Anonymous No.16155961]

>>16155867
Look. Don't search for an easy solution. It may sound extremely obvious but a lot of people don't really realize that: calories do not equal how filling the food is. Use this basic knowledge to your advantage. Unprocessed meat might look like it has a decent amount of calories but it is more filling than any of the carb garbage you can get your hands on.
But you can't just keep eating cooked chicken breast all the time. So you add in rice or buckwheat (any of that is better than pasta), some veggies that you like, some fruit. Etc. Avoid anything made of flour, you don't need it in your life, at least not on the regular basis. Avoid drinking calories.

I swear, if you commit to it, that is more than enough to reach a healthy weight and you won't have to starve yourself. But getting used to it will take some time, a lot of time if you're not used to cooking for yourself.

[Anonymous No.16155965]

>>16155903
there is nothing wrong with mayo as long as you treat it like butter or a similar oily spread, and not as a real condiment, and as such use it sparingly and without further added fat

people who butter their bread and then put mayo on it are who give mayo such a bad rap

[Anonymous No.16155970]

>>16155611
>>16155691
you definetely only had shitty coke. Really good coke doesn't really curb your hunger (maybe only a tiny bit)

[Anonymous No.16156001]

>>16155961
>muh unprocessed meat
keto faggot kys

[Anonymous No.16156004]

>>16155918
Most veggies are cheap too. Pretty sure a study found out that it would cost almost nothing for every American to eat more produce. Carrots and broccoli are dirt cheap and easy to make taste good, just add a little oil and salt and roast them

[Anonymous No.16156009]

>>16156001
It's not about keto memery or health benefits it's about the fact that good salami or sausages will just disappear inside you leaving you begging for more.

[Anonymous No.16156010]

do sports

[Anonymous No.16156060]

>>16156004
realistically, most of my groceries are already vegetables and fruit; it's just that I rarely cook at home because I have obnoxious boomer roommates that take up thE WHOLE GODDAMN KITCHEN FOR LIKE SIX HOURS EVERY EVENING

Why do boomers need 20ft of kitchen space and four pots/pans and all the time between 4 and 10 pm to cook a single piece of fish and some frozen vegetables?

[Anonymous No.16156071]

>>16156060
Get a portable stove.

[Anonymous No.16156110]

>>16156071
I was really close to buying a hot plate at a thrift store before covid wave XVII shut them all down again. all ive got is a shitty USB mug warmer thing

i fucking hate boomer habits so much. and these arent just "lol older than me" they are legit all 60+

[Anonymous No.16156312]

>>16155152
Grubhub apparently.

[Anonymous No.16156323]

>>16156110
Why are you living with people that you cannot stand? Get new roommates anon.

[Anonymous No.16156324]

>>16155191
society literally doesnt trust non-drinkers
you HAVE to drink if you want to fit in, make friends and get promotions.
you think your boss is gunna fucking trust someone that doesnt drink? lmao
someone that doesnt drink is someone that has a secret agenda that they're too scared they'll let slip if they get drunk.

[Anonymous No.16156327]

>>16156323
(He’s talking about his parents)

[Anonymous No.16156333]

>>16155152
>5k-8k to gain weight
Eat high protien and don't work out

[Anonymous No.16156332]

>>16155152
Fuck. I've actually had days where I ate well over 10k kcal.

[Anonymous No.16156336]

>>16155152
Are you in touch with doctors or at some shady 'clinic'
Because you can't digest 5000cals if your body has withered from anorexia

[Anonymous No.16156353]

>>16155180
Half of people just piss and shit everything out and lose weight when they drink like me from having a good body defense that realizes that it's poison and goes overboard and empties the house to get rid of it

[Anonymous No.16156359]

>>16156324
complete teetotalers are almost always insufferable faggots

[Anonymous No.16156364]

>>16156323
poverty

also covid fucked up the housing market AND my job timeline so imma be only buying in about 3-5 months

[Anonymous No.16156391]

>>16156324
>>16156359
Alcoholics are the dredges of society, have fun wasting your money and never accomplishing anything in life lmao

[Anonymous No.16156408]

>>16155176
Interesting thoughts, anon.

[Pavlovs autist btfo No.16156421]

>>16155863
Lmao I didn't even post the calorie count because look at the food calories
pavlovs autist strikes again

[Anonymous No.16156427]

corn syrup in everything and parents who don't give a shit (and real shitty unhealthy school food) really stack the deck against kids desu. plus the billions spent on advertising shit food

[Anonymous No.16156443]

>>16156391
Case in point: insufferable faggot exhibit one

[Anonymous No.16156465]

>>16156324
Then drink only in company? What does it have to do with your lard ass downing 2 liters of beer just because you feel like it?

[Anonymous No.16156470]

Eat like pavlovs autist

[Anonymous No.16156471]

>>16156391
thanks, it is pretty fun to be honest lmao :^)

[Anonymous No.16156474]

I got fat because I used to eat a pack of Peperami and three balls of mozzarella uncooked every day for dinner.

[Pavlovs autist No.16156508]

>>16156470
>2 baskets of fries
>2 McDoubles
>1 diet soda

[Anonymous No.16156511]

>>16155605
Coffee

[Anonymous No.16156538]

>>16155152
2 McDoubles
2 Filet o Fish
1 Large Fry(sometimes)
Diet Soda or Sparkling Water or Juice

[Anonymous No.16156548]

>>16155152
>I have to eat anywhere between 5000 to 8000 calories a day to gain weight.
No you don't

[Anonymous No.16156576]

>>16155174
>>16155471
Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong. What they do is consume fruits and vegetables that stretch out their stomachs, like grapes. They eat a whole bunch of fruits and vegetables to keep it stretched. Food eating competitions are mostly about preparing your body first, then technique. If you feel sick or stuffed, or ARE stuffed you're never going to win regardless.

[Anonymous No.16156581]

>>16155152
I've seen this man's asshole.

[Anonymous No.16156589]

>>16155152
You're not supposed to eat 5-8k calories of food. You're supposed to be drinking calorie dense smoothies and liquids. Protein, milk, peanut butter shakes. You should also be lifting weights so your body gains muscle. This will help you crave more food.

Fat people drink most of their calories. They consume tons of soda and alcohol. Liquids don't get people full.

[Anonymous No.16156598]

>>16156353
>Half of people just piss and shit everything out and lose weight
No they don't.

[Anonymous No.16156603]

>>16156576
I've seen a lot of them say that they consume a dangerous amount of water the night before to stretch out their stomach and that they don't recommend doing it.

[Anonymous No.16156629]

>>16155152
At my biggest (6' 355lbs now 215) I had the same meal for dinner every night. On my way home from work I'd swing through McDonald's and get 2 big macs, 2 of the signature crispy sandwiches (usually the BBQ bacon), a 20pc nugget with 4 assorted sauces, a large fry, large coke with no ice, and a large chocolate shake. Every single night. I'd get home, start a movie, smoke a bowl or two, and by the time the credits rolled every bit of it was gone. I miss that kind of feeling of satisfaction sometimes but I sincerely prefer not having tits and being able to take my shirt off at the beach.

[Anonymous No.16156637]

>>16155152
>5000 to 8000 calories
I got to 270 lbs on 3000 calories a day as a teenager and it took a good 8 years to get back down to a normal weight. Stop being an ectomorph.

[Anonymous No.16156660]

>>16156637
Sure thing, fattie.

[Anonymous No.16156662]

>>16155152
You're probably on a diet of healthy foods, which require you to eat a shit ton of in order to gain weight. Drink your calories. I'm not talking about soda. I'm talking about those mongoloid monster drinks at Starbucks and other cafe's. You can easily get 700 calories off of one of those.

[Anonymous No.16156671]

>>16155489
thats fucking nothing, zoomie

[Pavlovs autist No.16156682]

>>16156538
Bro you do it wrong
Replace the large fry sometimes and make it 2 baskets of fries everytime you order, then it is a perfect meal.

[Anonymous No.16156683]

>>16155918
Eat in moderation. Fruit is packed with sugars, but they do provide good amounts of fiber. If you want to pack your stomach with good food with low calories, try soups and roasted veggies. Don't do salad. Their dressings are usually 50% oil, and you're better off eating a steak at that point. Don't do any super buttery soups either, since that's basically putting you at square one as well.

[Anonymous No.16156690]

>>16155820
>>16155829
i never eat while drinking, only before. i don't wanna puke my meal up. sometimes i can be on my first or second drink, swallow it wrong, and have to spew

[Anonymous No.16156697]

>>16156683
How bad is vegetables like carrot, cauliflower, and broccoli, and a hunk of meat?

that is basically been my usual home cooked meal if not a rice, vegetable, and egg dish (though I don't do rice much anymore because [COPE REASONS] also it cooks oddly and never works out right like calsose/parboiled short grain do)

[Anonymous No.16156716]

>>16156581

[Anonymous No.16156722]

>>16156716
Truly a sight for the damned.

[Anonymous No.16157065]

[Anonymous No.16157836]

>>16155870
seething

[Anonymous No.16157841]

>>16156671
t. alcoholic

[Anonymous No.16157932]

>>16155152
Don't think you need to take in anywhere near that many calories to put on weight, but anyway, when I had to I just did shit like make milkshakes out of heavy cream, ice-cream, and either fruit or flavored syrup. Try to consume as much in liquids as you can, it's way easier than eating. Maybe drinking calorie heavy shit all the time is how the hamplanets who don't genuinely spend every waking moment stuffing their faces end up so goddamn gargantuan.

[Anonymous No.16157986]

>>16156662
Milkshakes are a good way to gain weight too. A smol 12oz cup has like 700kcal already.

[Anonymous No.16157992]

Step 1
>go to mc donalds
Step 2
>order the following
>2 Baskets of fries
>2 mcdoubles
>1 diet soda
step 3
???????
step 4
SUE GRUBHUB
step 5
PROFIT

[Anonymous No.16157997]

>>16155152

Drink regular soda continuously

[Anonymous No.16158018]

>>16155152
The secret is the rush that eating tons of food gives you when you're a fatass at heart.

[Anonymous No.16158100]

>>16156598
Yes they do the weight gain from alcohol is mostly a myth. Nothing gets absorbed and it just goes through you, which is the biggest long term problem of alcohol. Alcoholism proves blindly following calories in calories out is a meme. You can drink 2000 calories from booze, another 300 from juice or pop to stay hydrated/energized and kill the taste and then binge a 1500 calorie meal not doing shit without even counting the calories earlier in the day and it won't matter when you piss out 1.5x times the amount and take a brutal alcohol shit the second you woke up because little was absorbed

[Anonymous No.16158108]

>>16158018
It's basically a lame ass drug addiction

[Anonymous No.16158130]

>>16155152
>between 5000 to 8000 calories a day to gain weight.
What are you fucking Michael Phelps?

[Anonymous No.16158151]

>>16158108
It is. The problem is that you can never ignore it for long enough because, well, nigga's gotta eat.

[Anonymous No.16158226]

>>16155152
>how the fuck do people get so fat?
Have you considered alcoholism? That's what did it for me. It's both calorically dense and anathema to exercise of any sort.

[Anonymous No.16158414]

>>16156660
>>16156637
9 calories = 1g fat

at 3000 calories a day lets assume 800 are surplus, that's ~89 g fat per day. 32.4kg fat/year are 71.37 lbs per year. so on 3000 calories/day it takes a 65kg teenager only one year and 9 months to grow to a healthy size of 270lbs

[Anonymous No.16158421]

>>16155180
>and normal people drink a 6pack a day after work.
do alcos really think everyone else is an aclo? a 6 pack a day is not normal anon, you have a problem.

[Anonymous No.16158629]

>overeating on nutritionally bad shit like maccas and pizza
>not moving
That's how I got fat, although I don't know how you get those america tier fats like on 600lb life

[Anonymous No.16158648]

>>16158421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMtEjSQfk9Y

[Anonymous No.16158653]

Op do you have tapeworms or something?

[Anonymous No.16158662]

>>16156603
Matt stone says he drinks like 2 gallons of water in one sitting for like two weeks straight, to stretch his stomach before a competition. Shits crazy. But a lot of those competetive eaters also work out like mad between challenges.

[Anonymous No.16158664]

>>16155242
Weed always killed my appetite I actually gained weight after quitting.

[Anonymous No.16158670]

>>16158664
That's strange, how much weed did you smoke? Too much to be able to cook/order food? One of the medical applications of weed is getting old people and cancer patients to eat after all.

[Anonymous No.16158672]

have you tried mass gainers? they are designed to give you tons of nutrients and calories without adding to the feeling of fullness.

[Anonymous No.16158860]

>>16155191
Europeans have been brewing mead since the dawn of time. There is nothing wrong with responsible imbibement and it's not like you'd get anywhere near a buzz with an aftermeal beer.

[Anonymous No.16158903]

>>16155191
that's just what the jews want you to believe

[Anonymous No.16158908]

>>16158670
Sativas can get you turnt to the point where you're not really hungry and care about 50 other things at the same time.

[Anonymous No.16158911]

>>16155152
i dont even think its possible to eat 8k calories as an anorexic
just eat 3-4k, it will take longer but that seems more realistic

[Anonymous No.16158919]

>>16158648
Did you make this? What a shitty fucking video. Even for a youtube video. KYS.

[Anonymous No.16159039]

>>16158108
All addictions are fucking lame and gay.

[Anonymous No.16159048]

>>16155152
>5000 to 8000 calories a day to gain weight
LARP, that's what people like Eddie Hall eat during bulking season faggot

[Anonymous No.16159371]

>>16158908
But then you come down and are hungry. I've lost weight when I smoked copious amounts of indica heavy strains but that was because I fell asleep so much and was way too high to even think about getting food while I was awake.

[Anonymous No.16159490]

>>16159048
Difference being Eddie hall is a champion weightlifter who burns calories on the regular

[Anonymous No.16159540]

>How the fuck do people get so fat?

Most fatasses were either overfed by their parents or other parental guardians at a young age.
Another common reason is some type of tragedy happening in someone's life, like a close family member or friend dying. The consumption of food, especially comfort food, is often a way of escapism for people dealing with depression and shit like that.

[Anonymous No.16159549]

>>16157992
Based pavlovs autist

[Anonymous No.16159589]

>>16155152
1. Your stomach isn't used to eating so much, so of course it hurts.
2. That seems excessive, why not 3k a day?
3. 5 big macs is almost 5,000 calories. You can see how this works out.

[Anonymous No.16159593]

>>16155152
Eat too much and sedentary lifestyle

[Anonymous No.16159645]

>>16155152
Fat has a very high calorie density. So either you start dumping olive oil on everything you eat. Or you will start including nuts to all foods.

[Anonymous No.16159686]

>>16156391
>everyone who drinks alcohol is an alcoholic
the 1920s called, teetotaler.

[Anonymous No.16159690]

>>16159686
Lmao at ur liver failure

[Anonymous No.16159771]

Beer. Lots and lots of dark beer. Some of them are 600 calories a pop. That's how *I* got fat as fuck, at least.

[Anonymous No.16159990]

>>16158100
Alcohol can cause weight gain in four ways: it stops your body from burning fat, it's high in kilojoules, it can make you feel hungry , and it can lead to poor food choices.

[Anonymous No.16160001]

>>16155152
Poverty, the area in which you live, lack of access to healthy foods, depression, etc etc.

Fattening foods are much cheaper and much more easily accessed.

[Anonymous No.16160161]

>>16159990
What if you exercise while drunk?

[Anonymous No.16160230]

>>16160161
Then you sweat it all out and stop being drunk.

[ieatinmycar No.16160241]

>>16159771
I lost a bunch of weight when I stopped drinking. Booze will fuck you up in more ways than one.

[Anonymous No.16160274]

>>16160241
>Booze will fuck you up in more ways than one.
The worst part is habitual drinking.
You're slightly bored? Beer. Have some time to pass? Beer. Tired? Beer. Can't sleep? Beer. Bad mood? Beer. Good mood? Beer.

Chugging 1200 calories of beer and at least 300 calories of junk food to go with it (daily) ads up quickly.

[Anonymous No.16160292]

>>16155152
Chubby, fatish people seem to be okay. It's the clinically obese that I don't get. Can't buy good-looking clothes, can't walk across the room without wheezing, brain seems to be slower like the metabolism, etc, etc. I really think it's a mental illness -- an unhealthy view of food like like anorexia.

[Anonymous No.16160568]

>>16155152
Jesus I don't think I could even eat 5000 calories in a day if I tried.

[Anonymous No.16160627]

>>16155605
ephedrine

[Anonymous No.16160733]

>>16155152
My recipe:
Drink cappuccinos with syrup, season your meal with ketchup, drink soda with food, eat corn chips with coffee after a meal, have a snack before bed.
Was 50kg, now 68. A belly and a double chin started showing up. Some bad habits stuck with curiosity, some with depression. Planning to lose weight through jogging and bodyweight exercises, need to find time for it though.

[Anonymous No.16160762]

>>16155152
Just like damn dude eat a meal and then go to bed immediately after. Also drink sodas all the time. Alcohol also helps.

[Anonymous No.16160778]

>>16160733
So basically it all comes to hidden sugar and junkfood. Oh, and also beer, I drink with dad in the summer.

[Anonymous No.16162175]

>>16155152
Current research says that excess carbs eaten transforms into fats and deposits into fat stores when constantly consumed throughout the day.
The body does not need carbs at all to survive.

[Anonymous No.16162726]

>>16155152
are you taking digestive enzymes? they might help when you have to move that much food volume through your digestive system
people like bodybuilders who have to eat a ton can put their digestion through a ton of stress due to sheer volume

[Anonymous No.16163772]

>>16155242

>if the paper turns clear
>it's your window to weight gain

[Anonymous No.16163790]

>I have to eat anywhere between 5000 to 8000 calories a day to gain weight.
Bullshit, I thought anorexics or starved people had to be weaned back onto food.
Wasn't there some lady who fell in a hole, almost starved to death and was rescued, but that night she went out with her husband and kids and she ate a 4 pound steak, three baked potatoes, and half a cake, so she fucking died?

[Anonymous No.16163818]

>>16156359
I'm a teetotaler and I don't give a shit if you drink a lot or not. Its fucking annoying when you have a literal depressed alcoholic friend roast you for not drinking.

[Anonymous No.16163879]

>>16163818
It's fucking annoying to be around someone who prissily says "oh I'm a teetotaler heehee" but still comes out to bitch about being pressured into drinking by DRUNK PEOPLE who are barely in control of their actions

[Anonymous No.16163901]

>>16163879
He says it sober too so...like I said extreme alcoholic. Most people I meet who drink don't give a shit and even says its a good thing. I say I don't give a shit if you drink and neither should you give a shit if I don't. Don't be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.16163908]

>>16163901
Yeah, you sound like an annoying fag. Your side of the story has been discarded; I would rather talk to your friend about what you're REALLY like.

[Anonymous No.16164068]

>>16155152
>How the fuck do people get so fat?
white people evolved in low-energy dark environments with scarcer food, necessitating thriftier metabolism.

[Anonymous No.16164110]

>>16163908
>says idc if you drink or not
>you must be an annoying fag

kys

[Anonymous No.16164226]

>>16156324
>I'm Muslim brother, you aren't racist are you?

[Anonymous No.16164250]

I'm fat and I feel the same way, I'm constantly full, after meals I feel sick because I eat too much and also because I never eat when I'm hungry, I'm always full or bloated before I eat. Sometimes I do water fasts and I usually am hungry only after 36 hours or so at which point I overeat and make myself sick.
I cook all of my food and so my food is delicious since it mostly fits my taste and so eating a lot of it isn't so difficult, I also eat very energy dense food since I cook with lard and also cook with a lot of fat on my meat cuts so it's only when I'm binging that I usually feel very sick to the point where my enjoyment of food is ruined, otherwise I usually just regret eating the food afterwards.
Basically the only thing that makes me happy in my life is eating so every time that I've found a way to justify eating i.e 12 pm and 7 pm I'm going to go all out in eating because it makes me that happy at least relative to my miserable life.
One thing I've noticed in this though is that for some people eating food can make them vomit reflexively and so I can understand why those people are confused about how much food I can eat but really I eat a very energy dense diet, it's not like I'm eating 5000 calories of salad a day, I also enjoy the taste of fat and oil.

[Anonymous No.16164267]

>>16164250
Thanks for the blog post!

[Anonymous No.16164277]

>>16164267
No problem, hope it helped give you an insight into the mind of a fat person.

[Anonymous No.16164311]

>>16164277
Go back

[Anonymous No.16164312]

Dont rub your tummy to make room.

[Anonymous No.16164345]

>>16155152
There's no way any doctor told you to eat that much you shitposter.
But to answer your question, they eat a lot, mostly carbs and sugar. Alcohol is the other big issue.

[Anonymous No.16164456]

>>16156001
what are you talking about anon
i wasn't aware of any stipulation regarding processed meats in regards to keto

[Anonymous No.16164457]

>>16155152

Fucking liar, that's not in any treatment plan for anorexia.

[Anonymous No.16164475]

>>16155605
Adderall