post your trusty hot sauce

[Anonymous No.16141498]

this is my new favourite one, I use it on all of my meals and even season my veggies and eggs with it

[Anonymous No.16141519]

>>16141498
Looks yummy. I can't choose a favorite of mine, I have about 30 and they're all used for different things.
I love them all equally.

[Anonymous No.16141537]

>>16141498
VARK IN ALL MY BEANS
VARK IN ALL MY GREENS
VARK IN ALL MY GAZPATCH
DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH

[Anonymous No.16141540]

[Anonymous No.16141549]

>>16141540
>god slayer
sounds kino

[Anonymous No.16141609]

Texas Pete Hotter than Hot goes great with Caesar dressing, that’s how I make my spicy daddy salad.

[Anonymous No.16141823]

>>16141609
Adam?

[Anonymous No.16141839]

>>16141540
What is it with numales and unnecessary profanity & obscenity? It loses its effect if you spam it everywhere.

[Anonymous No.16141849]

>>16141839
It makes them feel manly and risque even though its socially acceptable now. That's why they also listen to edgy music and embrace socialist causes

[Anonymous No.16141856]

>>16141540
someone put this guys face on the mexican skull in OPs hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.16141886]

>>16141498
This stuff is famous in Portland and even though I hated living there, I really enjoyed that stuff. I have it shipped to me now. When I was living there I had Duke's mayonnaise shipped lol. I don't know if ordering condiments on Amazon makes me a soy but I won't stop.

Another good one is Yucatan Sunshine.
The best hot sauces in my opinion are the ones that somehow manage to get the big flavor of some of these peppers, like the flavor of habanero is actually very tasty, but to cut out much of the heat while retaining that flavor. People that claim to like stuff like Dave's Insanity Sauce where it's just pure hotness capsaicin injected into it with little flavor I believe are being dishonest and think eating hot as fuck stuff makes them manly or some shit. It's stupid.

[Anonymous No.16141894]

The goat

[Anonymous No.16141895]

>>16141839
Hmmm. I don’t think numales talk like the Goodfellas. I’ve been around a lot of them and tend not to curse for fear of possibly offending someone.

[Anonymous No.16141897]

>>16141895
*they tend not to curse
Fucking cunt you CANT EVEN GET YOUR POST OWN RIGHT.

[Anonymous No.16141926]

>>16141549
I've almost finished my bottle of it, it's fucking absurd.
Tastes incredible, but has 9 million scoville extract in it.

[Anonymous No.16141944]

>>16141894
Literally all you need.

[Anonymous No.16141962]

>>16141839
Literally this:
>>16141849

They love hot sauce for a similar reason, it makes them feel hardcore to be able to eat something that causes others physical pain when really nobody cares what's the may soyville scale you can handle.

[Anonymous No.16141966]

This shit right here. And El Yucateco.

[Anonymous No.16141970]

>>16141962
I eat hot sauce because it tastes good and I like different flavors added sometimes.
It has never crossed my mind that I became more manly for dipping my wings or something in some hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.16141979]

>>16141970
I think the meme is about people getting XXXTRA HOT BAD DRAGON EDITION hot sauce that isn't enjoyable, and collecting hot sauces as if it's not just another condiment. It's like if someone collected mustard or some shit.

[Anonymous No.16142049]

>>16141839
It’s so hilarious how flustered bugmen get when they start dropping swears and profanities in their paragraphs.

>are you *fucking* serious I can’t *fucking* believe your *shitty* opinion

The best part is when you just hit em with a childish spongebob insult, just call them a dork, a doofus, a pansy, a nimrod and watch them go ballistic as the conversation goes on. They get angrier and angrier the less seriously you take em.

[Anonymous No.16142059]

>>16141979
id eat bad dragon hot sauce

[Anonymous No.16142168]

>>16141609
No, Daniel.

[Anonymous No.16142170]

>oh m-my god... is that... a hot sauce... with CUSS WORDS on it...? oh god im gonna - im, im gonNA CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.16142178]

it doesn't need to be any more complicated than this

[Anonymous No.16142850]

>>16142178
Not enough flavor, heat, or substance, it’s less hot sauce more spicy vinegar water

[Anonymous No.16142868]

>>16142170
Holy shit did you make that fucking image?
Who the fuck collects photos of bearded men with open mouths? Is it possible to not be a faggot but still collect such images?
I mean, I have a pic collection of Japanese women holding their mouths open, and I know what I use those images for.

[Anonymous No.16142948]

i am a simple man

[Anonymous No.16143300]

this stuff is fucking delicious. the other flavors are top tier as well.

[Anonymous No.16143530]

Im not a big hot sauce guy but I like to put this one on my eggs and tatoes in the morning

[Anonymous No.16143660]

>Holy shit did you make that fucking image?
>Who the fuck collects photos of bearded men with open mouths? Is it possible to not be a faggot but still collect such images?
>I mean, I have a pic collection of Japanese women holding their mouths open, and I know what I use those images for.

[Anonymous No.16143714]

>>16143660
take your meds

[Anonymous No.16143721]

>>16141962
>They love hot sauce for a similar reason, it makes them feel hardcore to be able to eat something that causes others physical pain when really nobody cares what's the may soyville scale you can handle.
Yet hot sauce lovers are still nowhere near as much of a faggot as you.

[Anonymous No.16143918]

for me, its trusty 'basco. tastes great on everything.

[Anonymous No.16143938]

>>16141498
I like the spicy shark tiger shark sauce it’s spicy but it’s really sweet because it’s got a fuck ton of fruit

Good for bbq

[Anonymous No.16143946]

>>16143918
Try the garlic cayenne variant, it’s even better

[Anonymous No.16143957]

>>16142178
Crystal is acceptable but I can't go back to it after I tried this. It's like Crystal but better in every single way.

[Anonymous No.16143962]

>>16141926
What do you do with this shit?

I mistakenly got sent a bottle of Regret in an order, which is the next level up from God Slayer. I think its 12million apparently. No idea what to do with this shit.

[Anonymous No.16143969]

>>16142178
Crystal is acceptable but I can't go back to it after I tried this. It's like Crystal but better in every way.

[Anonymous No.16144121]

>Yet hot sauce lovers are still nowhere near as much of a faggot as you.

[Anonymous No.16145097]

>>16144121
Why is he at a canyon? Everything else makes sense but I don't understand that one detail

[Anonymous No.16145774]

>>16141540
>Show Your Tits hot sauce comes with beads
Might buy that one as a cheeky joke if I was in NOLA

[Anonymous No.16146125]

Can someone give me a qrd on the weird soiboy hot sauce thing? And why hot sauces have names like BIG STEVES ANAL HOLOCAUST THE FINAL SOLUTION TO FLAVOUR

[Anonymous No.16146129]

For me it's

[Anonymous No.16146132]

>>16142868
post japanese pics

[Anonymous No.16146137]

>>16141498
fucking amazing flavor.

[Anonymous No.16146299]

>>16141886
Dave's is for cooking, not a condiment. I like spicy fried rice, but I don't like what most sauces add flavor wise. Cayenne powder seems to be more effective in soups or base level cooking, whereas red pepper flakes can affect texture as a "condiment". I also like Dave's for making sauces with. I use a dash in my BBQ sauce to give it heat without adding the vinegar or intense flavors of most other hot sauces, for example.

[Anonymous No.16146341]

>>16146125
>Can someone give me a qrd on the weird soiboy hot sauce thing?
Anons already explained above, but I'll go into depth.
The cornerstone of a typical soiboy is growing up without a father figure and a role model. He was raised by a single mother, so his only source of information regarding how men act was (very limited) social interaction and media. So instead of genuinely adopting and internalizing male behavior, as any boy raised in a normal family would, a soiboy starts fetishizing masculinity. Essentially playing dress-up with traits that are stereotypically male:
>having facial hair
>wearing work clothes
>cussing
>heavy drinking
>having tattoos
>eating spicy food
>etc
It's a Hollywood image of a man, which doesn't translate into real life, and on a soiboy, it looks twice as ridiculous. Patchy, wispy beards, work clothes on skinnyfat bodies that have never done a day of manual labour, insults thrown in shaky, high-pitched voices, video game and pop culture tattoos, and food and beverages they clearly do not enjoy but force themselves to eat to sustain their image.
Needless to say, these bugmen totally lack any essential masculine qualities, such as bravery, integrity, grit, assertiveness, honesty, independence and dependability. Soiboys are widely mocked because in their attempts to resemble men they are no different from a fridge-bodied tranny in a wig shrieking "It's 'ma'am'!"

[Anonymous No.16146347]

>>16146341
Nobody is actually like this though, at least not in this country

[Anonymous No.16146349]

still the best
1973

[Anonymous No.16146356]

>>16146349
This to me is way more appealing than SCREAMING PEPPERS BUTTHOLE BURNER HOT SAUCE

[Anonymous No.16146414]

>>16146347
>Nobody is actually like this though
There are millions of them in the West. That's what destruction of a nuclear family does.

[Anonymous No.16146416]

>>16146414
/pol/ has rotted your brain

[Anonymous No.16146423]

>>16141498
>Pepper North
any relation to the legendary coomer?

I'm not much of a hotsauce guy but I keep some around for spicing up stews and the like a bit.
I mostly just get the piripiri sauce from Lidl.

[Anonymous No.16146442]

>>16146416
>muh /pol/
Look outside, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.16146445]

>>16146442
/pol has destroyed your mind

[Anonymous No.16146448]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.16146451]

>>16146448
are you going to wojakpost next lmao

[Anonymous No.16146452]

>>16146416
>>16146445
>>16146451
Looks like the anon above has stepped on a toe. Or is it the tranny comparison that set you off?

[Anonymous No.16146456]

disaster

[Anonymous No.16146485]

>>16143962
I've got a bottle of the Regret too, not opened it yet though.
I use the God Slayer just adding a few drops into a curry or ramen... only need like 2 - 5 drops though, otherwise it's just pure agony.
Apparently the Regret is violent as fuck.

[Janda Mohdri No.16146530]

>>16141549
>kino
Faggot

[Janda Mohdri No.16146533]

>>16146125
>soiboy
*soyboy
Lurk moar, newfag.