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>Go to McDonald's
>Drive thru worker calls me honey

>> No.16127248

>>16127243
Better than calling you what you really are, i.e. an anime pedophile fuck

>> No.16127254

>>16127248
Nobody tell this guy what kind of website he's on.

>> No.16127255
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16127255

>be white
>go to the neighborhood store
>black calls me "brother"

>> No.16127259

>>16127255
Better than calling you what you really are, i.e. a frogposting fuck

>> No.16127318
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16127318

>go to Starbucks
>fag barista calls me sweetie

>> No.16127332

>>16127318
Better than calling you what you really are, a fluffy white dog le blanc flufe

>> No.16127336

>>16127248
Reddit

>> No.16127338
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16127338

>waitress calls me sweetie
FUCK YOU TOO BITCH DONT EVER CALL ME SWEETIE AGAIN

>> No.16127366

>>16127243
>go to tannnnasaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>waitress calls me sweety honeybun sugar pie honey bunch of oats cutie good boy
>I order milk
>what kind sugar?
>yours
>awwwwwwwww shucks pumpkin yew make me blush somethin awful

gosh

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16127375

>Go to Rallys and Checkers
>Homeless spic on drugs calls me "RAAAH HADSDFHAD CRACKER CASDHADHFDAA!"

>> No.16127381

go to soobway
>hi I'll have the turkey with-
>WHAT KINDA BREAD YU WANT

>> No.16127392

>>16127375
love america

>> No.16127397
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16127397

>go to chick-fil-a
>drive-thru girl leaves a smiley face on my receipt

>> No.16127405

>>16127248
ok chud

>> No.16127417

>>16127248
fpbp

>> No.16127418

the italian at the local pizza place always tells me to "stay cool" like he knows i'm not cool I think he's trolling me at this point saying to stay an uncool faggot but it's prob just friendly bants.

>> No.16127422
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16127422

>Go to chick-fil-a
>slip the drivethru girl my number
>she doesn't call

>> No.16127423

>cashier smiles at me
Should I try and ask her out?

>> No.16127434
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16127434

>go out to restaurant for my aunt's 92nd birthday
>milf at next table hit's on me

>> No.16127435

>>16127243
A server at work used to call me darlin'. I said, "I'm not your darlin' but I could be if you wanted me to." Sly motherfucker, you know me, but I didn't go through with it. Huge rack but a completely flat ass, like a fucking unfinished painting. Miss me with that shit, hoebag

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16127450

>>16127243
>waiter calls me darling even though I’m 24 but look like i’m 15

>> No.16127451

>>16127243
Don’t let it get to your head

>> No.16127459

>work in drive thru
>pretend to be robot
>when people interrupt me, loudly cut them off by repeating myself from the beginning
>customers complain at the window about the, “automated order taker”

>> No.16127475

>>16127450
Loli pits

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16127534

>go to kebab place
>proprietor calls me boss

>> No.16127612

>>16127248
Truuuu. OP should be grateful.

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16127624

>>16127534
based
>go to family mexican resteraunt, the fat dude taking my order calls me jefe

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16127641

>>16127534
>>16127624
>go to carribean place, the dude with dreadlocks says wagwun and calls me brother

>> No.16127657

> go to NOWHERE I GO NOWHERE I DON"T LEAFE MY HOUSE

>> No.16127717

>>16127248
Kek

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16127804

>>16127243
>go to soul food restaurant
>black mama waitress calls me shuga

>> No.16127937

>goto store
>clerk calls me chuck
>say my name is not chuck
>he stares at me like I did something really bad
>look at him in confusion
>he says just leave dude, very rudely

Why always me? My name is not chuck. I never told him my name is chuck. I don't get it?

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16128000

>>16127243
Akari is getting married!

>> No.16128150

>>16127243
People younger than me do this and it sends my brain into another dimension, and I'm only 25.

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>>16128150
>tfw when you realize you're old and only in your "late" 20's

>> No.16128178

>>16127937
Fuck off, Chuck, you fucking prick.

>> No.16128180

>>16128150
>>16128172
>Turn 29
>People start calling me "sir"
>Liquor store clerks who have never seen me no longer ID me

>> No.16128183

>Drive thru
>Worker calls me a retard
everytime

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16128200

>>16128180

>> No.16128201

>>16127255
>anon is a dick to people being friendly with him

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16128247

>>16128201
>anon discovers he was right

>> No.16128483

>>16127937
Make sure you tell him that you suck and fuck as well

>> No.16128572

I go to waffle house to simulate a woman flirting with me.

>> No.16128743

>go to Peruvian chicken place
>milfy latina calls me papi
u__u'''

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16128754

>go to blackdonalds
>ask for extra ketchup

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16128760

>cashier calls me buddy
>put on my big boy pants to order and pay for my meal

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16128776

>>16127243
>anime faggot has never had any affection from another human

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16128782

>waitress demands tip
>take her behind the dumpster, beat, rape and rob her

>> No.16128926
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16128926

>>16127248
cunny cunny rape cunny sex cunny rape rape cunny rape sex sex cunny sex rape loli loli sex cunny rape loli cunny sex pettan pettan tsurupettan paedophilia lower age of consent

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>>16128926
Based

>> No.16129117

>>16127397
they want to know the bread first so they can get started making your sandwich

>> No.16129271

>>16128926
KEK

>> No.16129295

>>16127366
This shit happens more than I like to admit.

>> No.16129324

>>16127248
This
Get rekt op

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16129354

>>16127243
>Go to a refugee owned pizzeria
>They say nothing other than asking for my order because they have integrated in to Finnish society.

>> No.16129357

>>16127248
kek based

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16129390

>>16127243
>walk into dairy queen in random town while riding my bike across the country.
>only one in the place along with the cashier and another two girls.
>all of them are at least 7/10 in my book.
>end up fucking the cashier in the women's restroom.

not sure whats up with dairy queen hiring hot women to work. Almost every dairy queen i've been to has bombshells working.

>> No.16129400

>>16129390
>fuck random hot stranger in public after meeting for 2 minutes
just like in my doujins

>> No.16129411

>>16129354
Glad to hear.

>> No.16129418

>>16129390
>whats up with dairy queen hiring hot women to work
Where you think they get their dairy from?

>> No.16129497

>>16127450
post bussy

>> No.16129499

>>16127248
Based

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16129507

>go to Jewish deli
>waiter calls me goy cattle before spitting in my food and handing it to me

>> No.16129545
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16129545

>go to native american restaurant
"how, white man"
>how what?

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16129556

>>16127243
>>16127254
>>16127405
>>16127450
>>16127475
>>16127534
>>16127624
>>16127641
>>16128000
>>16128926
>>16129390
>>16129507

>> No.16129561

>>16127248
Fuck off redditor.

>> No.16129563

>>16129556
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/1620403474867/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/1620403474867/
Go back to your newfag containment boards, faggot.

>> No.16129564

>>16127248
based

>> No.16129567

>>16129563
cringe

>> No.16129573

>>16129563
s(n)ee(d)thing

>> No.16129578

>>16129567
>>16129573
Silence, /v/edditors.

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16129588

>>16129545
>whore with a Buddhist tattoo
>based
You should be hanged along with that disgusting creature

>> No.16129603

>>16129578
>>16129563
formerly chuck's

>> No.16129623

>>16128926
superbased

>> No.16129630

>>16129556
hi puppy

>> No.16129634

>Go to the local falafel shop for some super falafels
>Guy calls me habibi
I blush

>> No.16129648

>>16127338
>the canonical, absolute, verified
>blue-checked, ADL-approved, divest-opposing,
>SWEETIE

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16129652

>subway guy asking what I want
>plain philly cheese steak
>that's it? too easy bro! Comin' right up!

>> No.16129656

>>16127248
holy kekerino

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>lady in front of me at drive thru pays for my meal
>get irrationally upset because it was like 3$
>now I feel like I have to owe someone something
>definitely not paying for the fat black family behind me
>try to wave to her as a thanks, she probably didn't notice because of my tinted windows
>drive off unsatisfied

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16129673

>>16129634

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>>16127243
>driving dog home from the vet with mom
>go to Starbucks
>drive thru worker is also an obese white woman
>they start prattling on about the dog in our back seat for 180 seconds with multiple cars lining up behind us
>mom orders the "puppacino"
>it's a paper cup filled beyond the rim with whipped cream
>dog inhales it and deep tongues the cup making a mess all over my pants

>> No.16129723

>>16127459
Kek

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>>16127248
>weebwebsite
Also people that hate anime are pedos because it turns them on

>> No.16129730

>>16129652
they love when u order like a normal human and dont ask for 4 pickles and 3 shreds of lettuce and go EH EH EH THATS ENOUGH after they only put 2 squirts of mayo on it

i go to subway like at least once every 2-3 weeks, and everytime the same guy says "easy order" with a big smile on his face when i literally just get a basic italian bmt like i dont ask for anything besides what i want on it

i kinda trust people for the most part to make food the same way they would like to enjoy it themselves, and i trust that most people dont make food like retards

>> No.16129743

>>16127423
yes

>> No.16129773

>>16129715
>mom orders the "puppacino"
my mum would do the same fucking thing

>> No.16130096

>>16127248
>guaranteed replies

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>ride into gringo restaurant on el burro
>they tell me my burro cant be in here
what the fuck was their problem?

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>be me
>peak male specimen
>1:00 am
>go to local convenience store
>first time outside in months
>get snacks and drinks
>go to cash register
>cashier is male
>"hey cutie, how's your day"
wtf.jpg
>mumble 'good' in the girliest voice i can muster so the cashier doesn't feel retarded for calling me cute
>pay and walk towards the exit
>overhear him talking to his co-worker
>"did you see that girl? she's kind of cute!"
>mfw

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>sit down at a resteraunt
>jacked waiter looks like a bro
>"hey buddy"

>> No.16130909

>>16128000
To a norfman?

>> No.16130931

>>16130198
>tfw no Japanese stepsister who constantly gets stuck in the dryer

>> No.16130933

>>16129652
>go to Raising Cains
>haven't been in ages
>super bubbly girl on mic
>what can I getcha?
>mmhm just need one sec
>just say "chicken" when yer done pickin'!
I know it's just wagie shit but it's refreshing to be greeted by someone who didn't sound like they want to die. Sounded like a qt too

>> No.16130940

>>16130931
You're supposed to put her on Permanent Press, if you know what I mean...

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