ITT: Cities way too fucking autistic about their signature dishes

[Anonymous No.16126909]

>Chicago hot dogs
>Philly Cheese Steaks
>New York pizza

[Anonymous No.16126928]

signature dish implies culture

[Anonymous No.16126929]

If italians can do it, italian americans can too

[Anonymous No.16126937]

>>16126928
What are you getting at anon

[Anonymous No.16126942]

>>16126928
are you implying none of those places have culture

[Anonymous No.16126956]

>>16126942
>>16126937
American cities lack culture

[Anonymous No.16126969]

The fact that every US city with >50 population MUST have a signature everything has resulted in so many hilariously bad things, including food.

[Anonymous No.16126978]

>>16126956
What the fuck are you even talking about? Pretty every much American city has some type of storied history and distinct culture that has changed over time. "Culture" doesn't just exist is Paris.

[Anonymous No.16126983]

>>16126956
I don’t know what kind of abstract definition you’re using for culture but I’d argue identifying with a food item and having folkloric customs about how and when to eat it is blatantly a product of culture

[Anonymous No.16126985]

>>16126978
The USA is too young to really have any significant culture and history in their cities. They all look like they were built within the last 100 years even if they weren't. I actually feel bad for Americans.

[Anonymous No.16126998]

>>16126909
I tried to order an entire New York pizza once and the guys behind the counter looked at me like I was retarded, and told me they only sold by the slice.

Little did the retards know that my family had a place down the street, and having a fridge and 4 people to feed at random times, that pizza would be gone in less than 3 days.

Luckily the Sabrett carts and falafel carts are everywhere.

[Anonymous No.16127002]

>>16126985
I don’t even like America but this feels like euro seething that American cultural imports dominate the world

[Anonymous No.16127014]

>>16126985
>They all look like they were built within the last 100 years even if they weren't.
While I concede that this is accurate. Many of Europe's cities had to be rebuilt after WWII.

Also, how is architecture relevant to food?

[Anonymous No.16127023]

i'll start

[Anonymous No.16127032]

>>16126909
Out of all those chicago hotdogs are the only worth it.
NY pizza is shit and philly cheese steak is ok, but the dumb shit you gotta do to order it in philly is a fucking joke and makes me despise it automatically.

[Anonymous No.16127055]

>>16127023
Thanks for actually contributing
Looks gross as fuck
>>16127032
Agreed, I actually started this thread because I was eating a Chicago hot dog and remembered they are pretty damn good and got me to quit putting ketchup on my dogs back when I was a kid

[Anonymous No.16127063]

>>16127023
that's what I left ur mum with last night m8

[Anonymous No.16127306]

Cheesesteaks are actually surprisingly chill, the ordering gimmicks is only a couple tourists traps and when you deviate from the “classic” ingredients (I like mine with pickled hot peppers) nobody gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.16127342]

>>16127032
10% off if you say PIZZA PIZZA WHIZZ WIT

[Anonymous No.16127358]

>Philly Cheese Steaks
nobody here gives a fuck about cheesesteaks. it's a transplant meme. theyre drunk food and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.16127362]

>>16127032
>but the dumb shit you gotta do to order it in philly is a fucking joke and makes me despise it automatically
again this is a meme. you can order it however you want. in fact you look like more of a loser if you try to add in slang you obviously didnt grow up speaking. just order it like a fucking normal person.

[Anonymous No.16127464]

[Anonymous No.16127472]

>>16127464
only boomers eat this

[Anonymous No.16127728]

Lexington Kentucky is sure amazing with inventimg skyline Chilli.

[Anonymous No.16127775]

>>16126909
It's never good food items either. Chicago hot dogs, Philly cheese steaks, and New York pizza are all mediocre foods.

[Anonymous No.16127789]

>>16127464
Missing the green peppers ya imbecile

[Anonymous No.16127799]

>>16126985
Negative IQ retard

[Anonymous No.16127801]

>>16127775
These foods all gained fame at a time when people had a different idea about what constituted good food.

[Anonymous No.16127817]

I think louisiana cities in general have great cuisine but maybe that's just cause I grew up with it

[Anonymous No.16128391]

>>16127464
wtf is this

[Anonymous No.16128401]

>>16127817
The food is great there but there is a ton of tourist trash in New Orleans that half ass everything because tourists will still lap it up.

[Anonymous No.16128415]

i live in philadelphia and i must say, i think if people fuck with it, they're cool. i can't stand your everyday cheesesteak, (yes we eat them everyday) but a cheesesteak sandwich with ketchup is amazing.

[Anonymous No.16128420]

>>16128415
>yes we eat them everyday
prove it

[Anonymous No.16128438]

>>16127464
Why is it wrapped in bright yellow plastic?

[Anonymous No.16128443]

>>16127023
looks good. needs ketchup and mayo

[Anonymous No.16128450]

>>16126909
albany

[Anonymous No.16128479]

>>16128420
>420
funni weed number also i can't. i am dual wheedling some right now though

[Anonymous No.16128487]

>>16126909
i'm not from New York but unless the pizza is made in a similar vein, it doesn't even come close. NY pizza is legitimately PIZZA, everything else is a cheap knockoff. when you go there and try it, you'll see the difference and you'll feel stupid for being so arrogant

[Anonymous No.16128628]

>>16126909
Montreal bagels. And Montreal smoked meat sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.16129009]

>>16127789
The peppers are under the cheese, you dummy.

[Anonymous No.16129024]

>>16128487
This. NY Pizza's power comes from it's simplicity, it's literally just 3-5 ingredients (if you put more than two toppings you're doing it wrong), and New York just does it the best.

[Anonymous No.16129995]

>>16126909
Chicago dogs are fucking vile, how absolutely fried do your tastebuds have to be to eat that pile of shit

[Anonymous No.16130005]

>>16126909
New York pizza isn't autism, it is just New Yorkers being territorial assholes. New York pizza is basic bitch pizza that you can make anywhere. Literally the only thing that makes it "special" is that it is made in New York.

[Anonymous No.16130017]

>>16126909
>Philly Cheese Steaks
is it good or just a meme?

[Anonymous No.16130048]

>>16130017
Have you never had a cheese steak sandwich? It is pretty good. Some people like to turn it into a hoagie, which is okay up to a point. Cheese steak with lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles is fucking disgusting and I cannot understand why anyone would eat that shit. The basic phyilly cheesesteak with just provolone and steak is delicious. Here is a list of acceptable toppings:

caramelized onions
peppers (all kinds)
mayo
mushrooms
ketchup
cheese wiz

If you want anything else on your cheese steak then you don't want a cheese steak. Make a chicken sandwich or some other shit instead.

[Anonymous No.16130057]

>>16129995
Wtf, Chicago dogs are delicious. Not worth the weird territorial autism that goes with just about every regional specialty, but pretty good.

It's okay to enjoy things Anon, you don't have to define your existence by the things you hate.

[Anonymous No.16130058]

>>16130048
>Have you never had a cheese steak sandwich?
no, is it worth tryin to make it at home, or is the thin slicing too much work?

[Anonymous No.16130061]

>>16126985
>what the fuck is the entire wild west

[Anonymous No.16130066]

>>16130061
lack of governance isnt culture anon

[Anonymous No.16130069]

>>16130058
>is the thin slicing too much work?

It really isn't, but you can't get it as thinly sliced as it is supposed to be without a meat slicer. IF you live in the US, you can buy pic related from the grocery store. Or maybe go to your deli and ask them to slice up a steak, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.16130075]

>>16130066
It is literally called gun culture

[Anonymous No.16130078]

>>16130069
ill ask my butcher

[Anonymous No.16130150]

>>16130078
Report back and post your foreign cheesesteak.

[Anonymous No.16130182]

>>16128415
>yes we eat them everyday
my left arm already hurts at just the thought

[Anonymous No.16130208]

>>16130066
Based know-nothing retard

[Anonymous No.16130225]

>>16129024
NJ/CT pizza is just as good as NYC pizza, which can be hit or miss. NYC being the cultural capital of the area gets the name for it but the pizza in the surrounding states is just as good.

t. lived in nyc for 9 years.

[Anonymous No.16130240]

>>16130048
i'm new to philly and see pizza steaks everywhere but never had one, but i'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.16131070]

>>16130150
ok i am back. Since i am lazy cunt a substituted a lot of thins so lets see:
I used sirloin. No idea whats the proper cut, but i didnt want to go too dry, since it could get powdery. I did not find better way to cut than hand+freezer. I used a smaller knife, freshly sharpened and it kinda worked altough the proper cutting is probably much thinner. I was afraid to go too thin, as beef releases lot of water, but this was mistake. should have gone as thin as possible.
Spiced with green pepper and salt, used cast frying pan and it worked great. was thinking about adding mushrooms, but didnt.
I used 100% rye bun, which again was probably mistake, since its strong flavour and thick consistency simply didnt work with the amount of steak needed. Next time either wheat bread or just use one half of the rye one and go for open sandwich.
I used some shitty cheese because provolene doesnt sell here, but it worked nicely. Didnt use mayo, but honey mustard, which was pointless and all it did was soggy the bread.
All in all this method cooking steak is excelent despite some of my failings. I am gonna have to try this over potatoes or grilled veggies. Cheers to philly cheese steak

[Anonymous No.16131079]

>>16131070
one more thing, sorry for no pic but i am retarded and forgott

[Anonymous No.16131393]

>>16131079
You still forgot

[Anonymous No.16131407]

>>16126985
>american pretending to be a retarded nonamerican

[Anonymous No.16131411]

>>16127362
why are you seething and gaslighting?

[Anonymous No.16131463]

>>16126985
Nice shifting of the goalpost. What other arbitrary rules are you going to apply next, my autistic little pile of shit?

[Anonymous No.16131524]

>>16131393
i forgot to take it before i ate it

[Anonymous No.16131578]

>>16128443
>Mayo on a cheesesteak
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.16131605]

>>16126985
Yeah I bet that Mcdonalds in your hometown is full of culture

[Anonymous No.16131624]

>>16131578
>not getting mayo on a cheesesteak

NGMI

[Anonymous No.16131669]

>>16126985
What do you mean, they have rich histories of uh um... gang warfare? Member the 5 families? Or LA gang wars? Or Chiraq? Or detroit?

[Anonymous No.16131748]

>>16126928
>>16126956
>>16126985
Upset that we stole your ginger prince, huh?

[Anonymous No.16131757]

>>16126985
>They all look like they were built within the last 100 years even if they weren't.
Because most of the big cities burned down in the early 1900s and had to be completely rebuilt, it's not like the cities had just been established.

[Anonymous No.16131768]

>>16127358
>theyre drunk food and nothing else.
I mean so is poutine and canucks love to brag about it.

[Anonymous No.16131783]

>>16126909
Imagine eating this good

[Anonymous No.16131836]

>>16126985

[Anonymous No.16131850]

>>16131783
>ohio
wtf?

[Anonymous No.16131881]

>>16131070
glad you enjoyed, anon. next time, fry onions and add those too. dont use honey mustard, but mayo and any other kind of mustard works well. black pepper is good to add. wheat bread works best for a philly cheesesteak. never tried it with rye bread, hah. good luck next time

[Anonymous No.16131886]

>>16131881
>>16131070
also you can use mozzarella or muenster if you cant find provolone

[Anonymous No.16131915]

>>16126956
Here come the seething urbanites.

[Anonymous No.16131926]

>>16127464
Dear god I hate the Northeast.

[Anonymous No.16131936]

>>16131578
Don't forget the 'chup

[Anonymous No.16131938]

>>16126909
Better question is if there are any cities who aren't autistic about their food.

[Anonymous No.16131961]

>>16131938
from CT here, fun fact louis' lunch sucks dick and there's like fifteen better restaurants in new haven, most of which are a five minute drive from there. You shouldn't ever go to new haven unless you're looking to accidentally step on a needle and become addicted to heroin/gay sex, though

[Anonymous No.16131994]

>>16131938
MoChads are still undefeated guys what are we gonna do about this? They have huge veiny cocks too btw I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.16132001]

>>16127023
>im ready to settle down

[Anonymous No.16132008]

>>16126909
where's the ketchup?

[Anonymous No.16132014]

>>16132001
my sides are finished now

[Anonymous No.16132016]

>>16131524
Based

[Anonymous No.16132077]

[Anonymous No.16132080]

>>16126985
Eurofags have disgusting degen culture id rather no culture than that

[Anonymous No.16132113]

>>16130048
cheese wiz sucks ass, use anything else. provolone/mozz is the best

[Anonymous No.16132121]

>>16130048
wiz wit

[Anonymous No.16132170]

>>16131886
>mozzarella
ty, this recipe is realy one of the most appealing fastfoods i ever made.

[Anonymous No.16133759]

>>16131938
im actually very suprised it wasnt some asian dish in california or hawaii. it feels like we have been completely colonized cuisine-wise.

[Anonymous No.16133790]

>>16126985
Chicago has some of the best early modern architecture in the world.

[Anonymous No.16134000]

>>16133759
The Hawaii dish is literally in a bento box

[Anonymous No.16134578]

>>16126909

how about the entire state of texas and their goddamn chili autism?

[Anonymous No.16134603]

>>16131938
>MN
>just a cheeseburger with the cheese in a slightly different place
i hate this place

[Anonymous No.16134643]

>>16131938
>OR - Hazelnuts
Does Oregon not have any special food, or is there something special about hazelnuts there?

[Anonymous No.16134828]

>>16134643
Alaska is just a raw fish filet, no preparation, seasoning, or cooking. Apparently it's too cold to make fires up there and spices are too expensive to fly in. Poor bastards.

[Anonymous No.16134897]

>>16130066
Lack of governance is based culture. Less gubmint, more money

[Anonymous No.16134915]

>>16131938
MI fag here. Pasties are more of a Yooper thing than any specific city, but we still enjoy them down in the lower peninsula as well. I eat at least a dozen of em every winter.

[Anonymous No.16134929]

>>16126909
lol chicaggots
>no you cannot use ketchup because the acidity and the sugar messes with the flavor of the hotdog
>*puts pickle*

[Anonymous No.16134940]

>>16132001
came here for this

[Anonymous No.16135581]

>>16127464
Looking good brother.

I have a simple rule when it comes to food: if it tastes good: eat it. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.16135589]

>>16129024
Papa Murphy's is legitimately superior to NYC pizza. The only thing Jew Yorkers have on it is that they sell you half a cheese pizza for $1

[Anonymous No.16135596]

>>16131938
>Oregon
>filberts
Literally no one talks about them except in the context of sales or journalists.

[Anonymous No.16135600]

>>16135589
>legitimately
*genuinely
Retard.

[Anonymous No.16135604]

>>16126909
>St. Louis style pizza
as someone from STL it's weird but good sloppa shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph1gY334jKA

[Anonymous No.16135608]

>>16127775
People really watch one season of Food Wars! and think they’re some sort of esteemed, cultured food connoisseur who only eats at 3-star establishments.

[Anonymous No.16135611]

>>16129995
t. incel

[Anonymous No.16135624]

>>16130066
That’s why there’s an entire genre regarding it in cinema, television, literature, video games, and arguably music? Kill yourself, euromutt.

[Anonymous No.16135625]

>>16130225
agreed, if your not from the area you wouldnt know this. Bagels as well.

[Anonymous No.16135629]

>>16126985
see pic.

>>16127464
Where is this place, I'm going this weekend if it's in STL.

[Anonymous No.16135675]

>>16126985
Paris, London, and Berlin had to be rebuilt at least once within the last 100 yrs.

[Anonymous No.16135694]

>>16135675
America’s greatest error was not letting Europe eat itself.

[Anonymous No.16135843]

ummm sweaty, what about coney dogs and detroit pizza?

[Anonymous No.16135856]

>>16129024
It's cheese on thin high-gluten yeast dough baked in a really hot oven. You can do that literally anywhere, and it's peak autism to suggest New York is somehow better.

I know, I know, your tap water has the right balance of pharmaceutical to shipping waste, your brick ovens have the right vibrational energy, your italian-americans have just the right sweat salinity to season the dough as they toss it.

[Anonymous No.16135933]

>>16131938
>apples

are they cooked in some way or just apples?

[Anonymous No.16136000]

what about wings?

[Anonymous No.16136056]

>>16126985
Chicago has more culture than most of europe

[Anonymous No.16136236]

>>16126998
>I tried to order an entire New York pizza once and the guys behind the counter looked at me like I was retarded, and told me they only sold by the slice.
Good god man. Please go back there and kill all of them.

[Anonymous No.16137044]

>>16134643
It's not that they're "special", per se, but more than people in Oregon spend all of their money on heroin, so they have to forage in the wild for their food. Hazelnuts were the most nutritious option, after all the squirrels and raccoons got eaten.

[Anonymous No.16137773]

>have some of the best Hispanic foods and seafood in the country
>FL is still Key Lime Pie

Why peninsula bros

[Anonymous No.16138360]

>>16126956
Fuck off while I eat my pot of fucking gumbo

[Anonymous No.16138861]

>>16135589
you're p dumb anon

[Anonymous No.16138911]

>>16127799
IQ doesn't work that way. Also, checked.

[Anonymous No.16138933]

>>16137773
Because we’re an Anglo state, no matter how many Cubans or Puerto Ricans infest us.

[Anonymous No.16138937]

>>16126909
The relish seems a bit too green, screams artificial.

[Anonymous No.16139232]

>>16131938

>NY
>Bagel with jewish bullshit

Literally the only state worth getting Pizza from.

[Anonymous No.16139511]

>>16131938
>ID
wtf no one eats "potato chowder" here

[Anonymous No.16139646]

>>16127464
>>16127472
Dear lord the place looks almost as depressing as the food. I'd rather eat at a hospital.

[Anonymous No.16139654]

>>16129995
Get the taste of dick out of your mouth before you ever make judgements on food like that ever again

[Anonymous No.16139659]

>>16130066
Being a serf to the government isnt a culture either, bootlicker.

[Anonymous No.16139686]

>>16126985
>french are homosexual pretentious pedophiles
>germans and related diaspora are literal shit-flinging homosexuals
>british and the rest of the UK are submissive homosexuals
>greeks and italians are retarded, chest-beating founders of being gay as fuck and peaked in their cultures thousands of years ago and haven't recovered since
>russians and slavs are closeted homosexuals with genetic predisposition towards alcoholism and working depression
>any other country is so weak and worthless as to not even be worth mentioning
Literally the only country that isn't fucking trash is finland.

[Anonymous No.16139693]

>>16129024
Best pizza is detroit style. its not thin greasy paper like new york style, and not a fucking tomato soup breadbowl like chicago style bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16139702]

>>16131938
I live in indiana and i have never fucking heard of a "hoosier pie".

[Anonymous No.16139719]

>>16138360
do you use roux in your gumbo? i ve seen several recipes claiming it isnt really necessary

[Anonymous No.16140470]

>>16138933
But a cubano is authentically American as NY pizza and just as good