/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16126798]

>delivering food
>this pops up

[Anonymous No.16126800]

>>16126798
was alexis cute

[Anonymous No.16126819]

>>16126800
no, she was a fat latino
but David's son answered the door, a really fat little mexican kid, and david was a crossed eyed, manlet, buff ass white guy
also I just stole over $500 today

[Anonymous No.16126892]

the guitarist from Revocation?!

[Anonymous No.16126897]

>>16126819
>also I just stole over $500 today
May God forgive you

[Anonymous No.16126945]

>>16126892
huh... almost does look like him...
>>16126897
i repent, but i shall steal again, for they are closing the app on the 19th
i just threw away two giant sandwiches, creme cheese and mayo are gross. also these salads are going into the thrash as well

[Anonymous No.16126954]

how does one know as a customer that the delivery person doesn't spit/cum in their food

[Anonymous No.16126961]

>>16126945
>>16126819
this is why wagies deserve all the hate they get and this is why poor people should cook at home instead of waiting money on these fucks.
If you going to eat food someone else made go for th top quality stuff or don't bother for fucks skae.

[Anonymous No.16126967]

>>16126954
At least the fastfood joints i order from have seals on all of their stuff, if the seal is broken you don't accept the delivery.

[Anonymous No.16126975]

>>16126954
Because most restaurants seal the bag with a series of stickers so you have to rip/ cut into it.

[Anonymous No.16126989]

>>16126967
>>16126975
Is this a troll? I've never had seals on any of my Uber Eats orders.

[Anonymous No.16127003]

>>16126954
if the store doesn't staple a paper bag shut, or use stickers like McDicks, one doesn't know, we can do whatever the fuck we want to your food
most places just put a knot in the plastic bag
>>16126961
i feel the exact same way, but i get to be as rude as i want with no risk of being fired
some girl asked me "can you put on your mask", and I asked "sure, if i can see your boobs", and she laughed awkwardly and begged me to put my mask on or wait outside
>>16126967
you're wise
>>16126975
not true, if you dump the bag upside down, you can score some free fries, despite fucking up their entire order, also i spilled a whole coke onto my passenger seat doing this...
>>16126989
lolwut, boy, i wouldn't trust your drivers, nearly every order is sealed, especially since the chinese bat flu

[Anonymous No.16127062]

i just threw this away after taking a couple bites
why would they make their customers put their own ramen bowls together, that shit is too much work

[Anonymous No.16127139]

[Anonymous No.16127156]

>>16127062
>>16127139
can't you get arrested for that?

[Anonymous No.16127177]

>>16126798
How do you keep getting away with it? What's your system.

[Anonymous No.16127182]

>>16127003
Based

[Anonymous No.16127189]

>>16127156
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.16127196]

>>16127156
I don't know. But I thought for sure David Davidson was going to be a sting operation to arrest me.
I actually pulled off to the side of the road and contemplated whether or not to cancel his order and steal his groceries.

[Anonymous No.16127197]

>>16127189
no... I'm pretty sure getting arrested is your problem.
I mean they have all your data on the app and the fact deliveries went missing on your hands. I'm sure police usually won't bother but it's still a risk.

[Anonymous No.16127209]

>>16127196
kek

[Anonymous No.16127213]

>>16127177
If you're making multiple deliveries it will show you the name of the future pickup, and you can go to the store in advanced and tell them the name and they will give you the food, and then they will cancel the order on you for taking too long while making the other deliveries
>>16127189
bingo
>>16127182
pic related, whenever im forced to take a picture I just send them an "a-okay" white supremacist symbol

[Anonymous No.16127267]

>>16127177
oh btw, if you spam the "customer choose a different location" button, you get paided to steal their food.

[Anonymous No.16127287]

>>16127213
Praise Kek and Praise Hitler, white brother.

Keep up the good fight. Deus fucking Vult!

[Anonymous No.16127314]

>>16127287
>/POL/tards are ""white"" trash that engage and praise nigger tier behaviors.
You can't make this stuff up

[Anonymous No.16127347]

>>16127314
to be fair, I'm Polish. Also I only steal from non-whites. and then go out of my way to ensure whites get the best service.
for instance, I can even tell when a name such as Rodney Johnson is going to be a black guy, and I force him to come to the bottom of his apartment complex because "whoops, sorry man, the front door/gate code isn't working" even though I didn't even bother
and if he doesn't make it in 5 minutes I get to steal his food
>>16127287
FUCKING PRAISE HIM!

[Anonymous No.16127353]

>>16127314
Newfag

[Anonymous No.16127361]

>>16127347
Almost crying with pride reading your treatment of our white brethren of virtue and intelligence and the "sub-par" treatment of nonwhites. Treat subhumans as subhumans. Based as fuck.
Proud to be white with you

[Anonymous No.16127419]

>>16127361
I went to a Habit burger to pick up an order, and only spic women were working. the cashier asked me to put on my mask, so I did, and then I let it fall off my face
some other older lady stopped working to yell at me "SIR! SIR! YOUR MASK?!"
and I said "whoops" put it on, and then pulled it off the second she turned her back
then a different 3rd spic lady came out from behind the counter and angrily approached me and said "SIR IF YOU DONT WANT TO PUT ON YOUR MASK WHILE YOU WAIT, THEN YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE"'
"Whoops, so sorry, it just keep falling off"
"YEAH YEAH SURE, (angry spanish)"
"Dumb spic"
old white lady on my right looks at me in terror
asain guy sitting down looks unphased
same angry spic brings me my order, looking down at the floor the entire time
everyone staring at me as i leave the store
get in my car and lol

[Anonymous No.16127805]

forgot to mention
>in a parking lot
>some drunk bitch sideswipes my car not stopping at stop sign
>scratched my car
>her car is dented
>cuss her out
>get her info
>buff out my scratches
>dont bother to call insurance
>fews days pass
>take a look at her info again
>"Broomberg"
>Immediately call her insurance and tell them she was drunk and hit my car

[Anonymous No.16127856]

>>16127347
Kek. Truly a clown world if a pollack is larping as a nazi without knowing about GPO. As far as Hitler was concerned your people were white nigs, after extermination 85% of you the rest would be slaves.

[Anonymous No.16128027]

Nice LARP thread

[Anonymous No.16128074]

>>16127856
I too used to believe in Jewish lies and propaganda.
>>16128027
? What am I larping as? Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.16128094]

>>16128074
4chan, the funny troll site, not Stormfront, the retard so serious site.

[Anonymous No.16128112]

>>16128094
You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.16128137]

>>16128094
I wish I was lying... reality is so much more interesting though, there is no need to lie.

[Anonymous No.16128170]

is...is op a nigger? because he's acting talking and doing real nigger shit.

[Anonymous No.16128186]

>>16128170
nah mayne, but might as well be considering where i live
i see nothing wrong with stealing from a jewish owned corporation that floods my area with joggers and beans

[Anonymous No.16128206]

>>16128074
Only a pollack would base his entire beliefs around an infographic, maybe they were right about you being subhuman.

[Anonymous No.16128212]

>>16128206
Okay, kike, post proof of your lies and infographs you read in a book made for retarded children

[Anonymous No.16128228]

>>16128206
imagine thinking the people who had the most diverse military in the world during wwii thought that everybody who wasn't them were just subhuman, aka a word created by communists.
if I had a mic to record me laughing at you on vocaroo, I would post the link

[Anonymous No.16128233]

>>16128212
On the food and cooking forum?

[Anonymous No.16128236]

>>16128212
Holy fuck, this guy spoke at literally every school I went to (army brat, lived in a lot of different places).

[Anonymous No.16128256]

>>16128212
>>16128228

Kek, nothing like a seeing pollack. Sorry if your precious nazi wet dream bubble was burst, hard to imagine adolf made your ancestors wear P badges like subhuman cockroaches while they worked in the fields picking onions.

[Anonymous No.16128262]

>>16128233
>"b-b-but poles are subhuman!"
>prove it
>"bb-b-b-but food and cooking!"
lmfao, cope harder

[Anonymous No.16128277]

>>16128236
my school taught me that the Katyn massacre was undoubtedly done by Germans and showed me a bunch of fake pictures.
Then the next chapter would show how Stalin had master photographers edit photos to remove people he had killed
It's surreal how they laugh in our faces, trolling the ever living shit out of us.

[Anonymous No.16128290]

>>16128256
I can see better than you, that's for sure. You can't even prove your autistic claims.
Shill some Jewish lies harder, I love a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.16128330]

>>16128290
I found your grandpa for you, pollack. I hope this picture will be one of your most cherished memories, and when the 4th Reich comes back remember there will always be a place for you just like gramps.

[Anonymous No.16128343]

>>16128330
>posts a picture of an ID
>"HAHAH PROOF, DEBOOKED"
AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH HAHAH AHAHAH HAAH AH HA HA HAH AH. Ha. Ha. HAh.
The mentally retarded like you were exterminated. I have nothing to fear.
Still waiting for proof that Poles were considered subhuman, sweaty. Shift those goalpost harder.

[Anonymous No.16128361]

>>16126975
If you set them in the warmer bag for a few minutes half the time the stickers steam open

[Anonymous No.16128367]

>>16128361
you don't just chuck them on the floor of your car and let them get cold with your ac blasting?

[Anonymous No.16128384]

>>16128367
I’m not OP, I’m a GrubHub driver, and I don’t steal food even if the bag steams open. And no, I always put food in a warmer bag unless it’s a sealed bag with hot and cold food or drinks in the same bag. McD’s is infamous for that.

If I can I put hot food in its own warmer bag and cold food/drinks in another so the hot stays hot and the cool stays cool.

[Anonymous No.16128390]

>>16128384
OP here, McDicks is why my passenger car seat is stained from a whole coke while trying to steal some fries

[Anonymous No.16128397]

>>16126798
Thank God I live in a white neighborhood where white and Asian people deliver.

[Anonymous No.16128399]

>>16128390
You deserve it loser thief

[Anonymous No.16128410]

>>16128343
>obvious esl
>types out his laughter
>says he's not subhuman

If your subhuman pollack mind can't comprehend having to wear a badge just like the Jews did, then no amount of proof will convince you. Maybe go back to /pol/, sounds like a safer place for you kek.

[Anonymous No.16128432]

>>16128397
lucky
>>16128399
im not a thief, and you're also a loser. the app was bought out, so we're all abusing our final days here. especially since they're not going to pay us our last prop 22 bux
>>16128410
In what retarded world do you think political prisoners wearing badges mean they were subhuman? in what world do you think they thought of Jews as subhuman?
You keep doubling down showing how you're autistic, silly little Jew. You commies can never face the facts when called out, you just lie and deflect harder. Until you leave crying while hurling ad hom at the victor.

[Anonymous No.16128437]

>merchant

[Anonymous No.16128445]

>>16128410
>Oh no bro! Look! Germans had to wear badges too! That means the nazis though that Germans were subhuman!
Imagine being so retarded. I literally cannot, thanks for the laugh, commie kiddo.

[Anonymous No.16128451]

>>16128437
lmfaoroflole, how did I only just realize that

[Anonymous No.16128472]

>>16128262
>inb4 not reading this
Leave it to the masterrace to breed out intelligence
>food and cooking
Got me there

[Anonymous No.16128473]

>>16128432
>infographic with nazilarp twitter handle on it

I live in the world of not acting like a nig when working my job, and not having to believe in troll fantasy to get through my day. Then again, I'm not a subhuman pollack.