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Is there anything better then overpriced as fuck Disney Land food?

>> No.16124735

>>16124724
The most hellish vacation I can think of would be either Disneyland or a Cruise.

>> No.16124751

>>16124724
So is a more girthy dog preferred for the mouth-feel of it touching everything, or is the more slender, but longer dog preferable?

>> No.16124752

>>16124724
Their food really isn't bad at all

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>>16124724
Yes.

>> No.16124999

>>16124724
what in the fuck are those? breaded hotdogs?

>> No.16125008

Is this the thread where I can bitch about margarita prices in Epcot? 5 years ago you could go to that margarita bar inside and get a good, strong, fresh mixed marg for $12. Now you walk in and the lines out the door, margs cost $18, and they're all premixed and weak. It's fucking shit.

>> No.16125014

>>16124999
fried pickle it looks like

>> No.16125112

Sometimes I watch videos of people reviewing disney food and 99% looks like they're too expensive for what you get.

But, I've had food in theme parks and it is overpriced but not bad most of the time. I remember I went to see the harry potter park at Island of Adventure when it recently opened and had some BBQ ribs that were pretty bomb.

>> No.16125126

>>16125112
of course it’s overpriced, it’s disney. but it is generally good. epcot does the food and wine festival and while grossly overpriced the food still is delicious.

>> No.16125132

>>16124724
My dad thinks the food at Disneyland is the epitome of luxury. Their burgers taste worse than the shit I had at my school's cafeteria a few years ago

>> No.16126053

>>16124752
It isnt by any means just saying its pricey as hell

>> No.16126058

>>16124999
>>16125014
Fried bananas retards

>> No.16126069

>>16124999
>>16125014
Right is a Pickle Corndog left is a Dragon Corndog spicy type of thing. Got them last time me and my gf went. 13 bucks each.

>> No.16126081

>>16125008
Like most billion dollar companies Disney will cut corners where ever it possible can to maximize profit. Thats jacking up the prices on anything.

>> No.16126097

>>16125112
Most of the time theme park food is generally really good and tasty but also most of the time it just isnt worth the price tag. Theres a place called Black Tap I think at Disney land and they charge 18 bucks for a Cheeseburger. No burger is worth 18 bucks does it taste good probably.

>> No.16126104

>>16124735
Right? I don't get why people are so obsessed with didney worl, all I hear are horror stories about it even from people who are super into it, standing in lines and food priced entirely based on gimmick. There are other parks that have some of the same gimmicks and are half the price and as crowded.

>> No.16126129

>>16124735
Then what if you were forced on a...... DISNEY CRUISE? MUAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.16126171

>>16126104
It mostly has to do with Disney having everyones Childhood by the balls.

>> No.16126177

>>16126058
Wrongggggggggggg

>> No.16126179

>>16126058
>retard
>banana
yes, you are indeed retarded

>> No.16126183

The only place I eat at when I go to Disneyland is hungry bear cafe. If you choose to eat anywhere else in the park you're doing it wrong

>> No.16126190

>>16126171
This but Americans also just love to do retared shit that isn't really fun, simply because it's popular. People who go will prattle on about how miserable and expensive so much of the trip was, but then say "Oh that's part of the experience!"

Fuck that noise, you literally couldn't pay me to go to disney world.

>> No.16126346

>>16126190
So myself only go because my gf is a Disney Nut and it genuinely makes her happy to go because she loves it. Though I am very much aware their prices are outrageous and told her so. We can afford it no problem but im smart with my money.

Over time Ive liked it more though. WHen those lines get too long then its an issue.

>> No.16126380

>>16126190
50% of Disney tourists are foreigners you absolute fucking retard.

>> No.16126390

>>16126190
>STOP LIKING THINGS
hows it feel to be a miserable cunt. i enjoy going to theme parks with well themed rides and drinking. some of us have expendable income.

>> No.16126397

>>16126380
What part of that makes my statement untrue? Fucking retard.

>> No.16126401

>>16124735
whats wrong with cruises

>> No.16126404

>>16126390
>i enjoy going to theme parks with well themed rides and drinking.
wow I bet ur fucking valedictorian

>> No.16126412

>>16124724
nothing really beats those giant caveman sty;e turkey legs

>> No.16126416

>>16126404
I bet you're a miserable prick.

>> No.16126461

from what i hear the main problem is the lines, is the only way to solve this is to build another park say in texas or something? to alleviate pressure from the two other parks.

>> No.16126552

>>16126461
Why not increase the speed of the rides?

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>>16124724
yum

>> No.16127140
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Disneyland lost its interest in me when they closed the ESPN Zone

>> No.16127335

>>16127140
>tfw never got to go to the ESPNZone in Times Square

>> No.16127420

>>16124735
>The most hellish vacation I can think of would be either Disneyland or a Cruise.
Cruises that go to cool places (like Alaska, the North Sea, Mediterranean, etc) can be very kino, but fake and cheesy cruises like Disney cruises do in fact suck ass.

>> No.16127537
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If you're going for overpriced at least get something good. Le Cellier had one of the better steaks I've had, and for two people our bill came to about $200.00.

>> No.16129577

>>16126461
Why not make the lines the rides?

>> No.16129610

>>16127140
>close ESPNzone
>close rainforest cafe
>close AMC IMAX
>charge $12 an hour for parking
It's hilarious how fast they fucked it up. All for hotel contracts that failed.

>> No.16129615

>>16129577
There's a Children of Men attraction. You enter it when you walk into the park.

>> No.16129810

>>16126552
Wouldn't that also increase the lethality rate for the guests?

>> No.16130060

>>16126058
>banana
>breaded with chocolate cereal
>dipped in peanut butter
That sounds pretty good.

>> No.16130063

>>16124724
Disney seafood

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>>16126069
>older than 12, no kids
>going to disneyworld

>> No.16130563

>>16129610
Rainforest Cafe was fucking awful. That was the best decision they ever made

>> No.16130577

>>16130563
Former RFC AGM here. AMA

>> No.16130578

>>16130271
>doing whatever the fuck you want
>having the disposable income to throw at meme food that was probably delicious
Idk seems pretty based from this angle. That's why I got snipped; I'm incredibly selfish and can't imagine wasting my shit on children.

>> No.16130583

>>16124724
quite literally anything

>> No.16130599

How much could one banana cost? 10 dollars?

>> No.16130658

https://youtu.be/ej9eoBpUNo4

I'm hopelessly addicted to watching chubby pedophile manchildren who literally live at Disneyworld and are devoutly dedicated to the church of Disney. As a non-American this sort of thing is so absolutely bizarre that I'm compelled to watch.

>> No.16130660

>>16127537
>$200
Why are people like this

>> No.16130749

>>16124724
how much did it costed tho?

>> No.16130755

>>16127537
>Le Cellier
Dude you paid $200 for amusement park food? WTF?!

>> No.16130772

>>16126461
I think you underestimate the amount of Mexicans we fucking have here
Even if they had a park for every state they would all be full

>> No.16130783

Are you really complaining about the price of theme park food?
A theme park where you already paid a ton just to walk through the front door?
I refuse to believe you genuinely thought food inside would be reasonable.
Have you never been to an amusement park? Or a professional sport stadium?

>> No.16130844

>>16130578
>>doing whatever the fuck you want
>>having the disposable income to throw at meme food that was probably delicious

>you threw money at disney, meme food is sold elsewhere as well
>enjoying shit that is made for children unironically

>> No.16130870

>>16127537
I went this winter for the first time. It was pretty good. The steak was worth the price, and they made a great bloody Mary, but the real killer was that maple creme brule. Holy crap was that a game changer.

>> No.16130995

>>16130749
>>16130599
>>16130060

For the last fucking time its not bananas. Its corndogs. The one on the right is a pickle corndog and the left is a spicy dragon corndog both cost 13 bucks each.

>> No.16131012

>>16124724
>then

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>>16130995
> both cost 13 bucks each.
> cost 13 bucks each.
> 13 bucks each.
> each.

>> No.16131803

>>16130577
>AMA
Why does Rainforest Cafe exist?

>> No.16131863

>>16131803
Same reason any restaurant exists. People are willing to pay for the food/experience.

>> No.16131885

i just smuggle my own food in but its autistic to not understand why somebody would buy their overpriced food

>> No.16131892

>>16126397
If you weren’t a maladjusted loser you would have learned this by now, but being a miserable faggot about everything doesn’t make you look smart

>> No.16131908

>>16126058
>>16130060
Those are zucchini fried whole. Classic mistake though.

>> No.16131928

>>16131892
was meant for
>>16126404

>> No.16132653

>>16130755
It's a Michelin star restaurant that just happens to be in an amusement park.

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New food coming to Disneyland.

>> No.16133065

>>16130599
okay Lucille bluth

>> No.16133070

>>16130599
>there always money in the banana stand

>> No.16133102

>>16126401
It's just consooming the vacation. Consoom the fried buffet food. Consoom the cheap watered down alcohol. Consoom the cheap on ship entertainment. Consoom the cheap garbage sold at tourist traps you'll only get to visit since they're on a strict schedule and you can't fuck off and explore around your destination for long.

>> No.16133129

>>16133102
Written like someone who has never been on a cruise.

>> No.16133151

>>16130577
If you're still lurking this thread, give us some memorable stories. The more absurd the better.

>> No.16133161

>>16124724
I've never been to a disney restaurant that wasn't great quality. Even though it's over priced, the service and food was impeccable. I remember they had this awesome meal plan that saved a bunch of money and you didn't have to worry about paying. I haven't been in almost a decade though.

>> No.16133169

>>16133102
>bro what the fuck, why are you going on a big boat where everybody serves you, you don't need to worry about cooking, you can relax, swim, see performances, check out a tiny bit of other countries/islands along the way OR spend a long time touring an island or country because those types of cruises exist
>bro what the fuck that's so HORRIBLE

The only people who suffer on cruises, are children.

>> No.16133189

>>16133161
The Dining Plan only saves money if you absolutely min/max it. A Snack Credit can get you a bottle of water or an appetizer at Epcot which is almost big enough to be an entree, so you have to be smart.

>> No.16133196

>>16126401
Food poisoning and getting Shanghaied.

>> No.16133206

>>16130755
uncultured swine

>> No.16133209

>>16124735
AND YOU'D BE RIGHT. The hack is to go to Universal and abuse the fuck out of their ticket policy and just bring fucking calorie/protein dense launchable-type food and end up cucking the park for the price you paid.

Am native Floridian so I probably have a natural biased skill-set to fucking attractions out of their profit margins

>> No.16133212

>>16133161
Only way to save on those plans is with a large family or eating every 1-2 hours.

>> No.16133214

>>16126190
> just love to do retared shit that isn't really fun

Britbongs legit voted willingly to fuck their entire conutry's economy for the next 2 decades so I don't think Euros have much room to talk.

>> No.16133215

>>16133209
Imagine being such a sad little man that you get a thrill out of reducing a company's profit by 0.000001% instead of just enjoying yourself.

>> No.16133229

>>16133215
>Oh no! Won't someone think of the Billion dollar companies :(((((


Stop simping for billionaires dude, they'll never fuck you. Accept it.

>> No.16133241

>>16133229
Why am I not surprised that you have zero reading comprehension...

>> No.16133243

>>16133229
They'll fuck him but not in the way he desires.

>> No.16133252

>>16133229
that wasn't his point you retard

>> No.16133255

>>16133209
lol, used to go to universal with some girl and her sister all the time. They always pulled the "you don't know who my daddy is" card and we always skipped lines and got free shit.

>> No.16133260

>>16124724
>a fucking orange

who has the time or mood to sit down and peel an orange at disneyland?

>> No.16133261

>>16133229
Well it looks like Bill Gates had been pretty handsy the last 20 years so they might fuck you

>> No.16133264

>>16133129
I've been on two suck my penis
>>16133169
Like I said it's just consoom city. If that's your vibe that's cool but I like to get out in nature and see/experience things I've never done before.

>> No.16133271

>>16124724
i only been there as an adult and it was alright but definitely overhyped
never have i wanted to hit a child more than at disneyland
>in line to get dinner
>lady with a 5-7 year old son
>"yes we'll have the marinara sauce"
>lady's son to the chef/server "NO I WANT THE RED SAUCE GIVE ME THE RED SAUCE"
>"honey it is the red sauce"
>"NO YOU SAID SOMETHING ELSE"
>poor lady picks the kid up to see over the counter that its red sauce
i can see how sometimes hitting a child is alright

>> No.16133280

>>16126129
My boomer parents went on a Disney cruise. I don't know what the fuck happened there but they never went on a cruise again and their Disney obsession stopped immediately

>> No.16133476

>>16133264
there are multiple large categories where cruises are worse than going places but consooming is a strange one to pick considering that vacations are consooming foreign culture

>> No.16133502

>>16133102
goddamn Anon, don't be so cynical.

Cruises should involve food, booze, cheesy entertainment, and sex.

>> No.16133505

>>16133151
one time a oragnutan cummed in the fries

>> No.16133508

>>16133271

>the only people who think children should not be spanked/beaten don't have their own children.

>> No.16133533

>>16133271
modern society is too soft. And any form of mild spanking is considered child abuse in the west nowadays

>> No.16133821

>>16131782
This gave me a chuckle.

>> No.16133835

>>16133151
Ran the FOH at a Chicago area RFC. First couple years, we were on a long wait open to close. Super easy to run. Full staff all the time. Kitchen pars set as high as shelf space allowed. No pressure to run labor numbers, and huge volume fixes most food cost issues. The fun was the staff. Alcoholics, drug addicts, felons, bald-headed lesbians, power bottom guys, actors, artists, all the usual suspects.

Had many waitstaff call offs. The two most memorable:
>ring ring
>hello
>anon, this is waiter a. I can't come in today.
>what the fuck, why?
>a kidney is available and I'm having my transplant.
That was briddy gud.

Second one:
>anon, it's me, waiter b.
Editor's note: waiter b is an older meth enthusiast. Roommate is a recreational substance distributor.
>what's going on?
>I can't come in today
>what happened?
>my roommate decided to fuck with me and put special k in the sugar bowl. I'm way deep in a k-hole.
>good luck with that.

Thanks for reading my blog poast. AMA

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>>16133533
>t.zoomer complaining about soft society

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>>16124724
Name a better restaurant in Epcot
I’m waiting /ck/

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>>16133851
A challenger appears

>> No.16133875

>>16133857
2nd favorite restaurant there besides biergarten

>> No.16133916

>>16133875
Bongos was the tits, too, but alas, it's 86d.

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>>16133102
the food is the entire focus of a disney cruise

>> No.16133959

>>16124724
>they throw in an orange

based mouse.

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>>16133941
>the food is the entire focus of a disney cruise
>t.no kids

>> No.16134173

>>16130578
reddit is down the hall and to the left

>> No.16134202

>>16124724
I have only been once in my life 3 years ago as part of a military family charity and I shit you not a pretzel wiped out half my allotted dining money for the day

>> No.16134213

>>16133215
Plenty of people take the budget approach to themeparking especially in a family or group of college mates. You go to the shit motel off property, pack your lunch to take inside, have one meal a day actually in the park and a few snacks, and then you enjoy all the rides and attractions

>> No.16134214

>>16124724
for me its their pickles and pineapple spears.

>>16124735
lol those are two vacations I love, along with Las Vegas.

>> No.16134221

The grossest Disney food I ever had was in Epcot during a christmas event where they had a Hanukkah themed Jewish food stand and their 6 dollar matzo soup cup was a styrofoam cup with weak broth and a tiny matzo

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You have to be a manchild with rose tinted glasses or be with a kid to actually like Disney world in any capacity. Universal studios is almost the same caliber and has such on point themeing and (forgive my zoomerism) vibes that you get more enjoyment out of it for a better price. If your budget is lower though there’s still plenty of great parks you can go to without having to go to Florida. Six Flags kind of sucks for themeing or any sort of mojo beyond rides but those coasters are great for a few rides and the food isn’t half bad and much cheaper than Disney.

>> No.16134237

>>16126401
>stuck on a boat with nowhere to go
>rooms are often uncomfortable and subpar
>all the employees are poor islanders fucked over by legal and tax loopholes that let faggot cruise lines dodge any responsibility while also getting gibs from the federal government anytime they run out (I shit you not they got a stupid amount during the height of China flu even though they don’t fly the American flag)
>Norovirus hotbed

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Everything at Disney Land is amazing and I miss it bros.

t. socal fag who moved to norcal

pic related monte cristo from cafe Orleans

>> No.16134368

>>16124724
There's a place that makes really good breadbowls. They're cheap and good as fuck. It's in the Lousiana/Southern area.

>> No.16134410

>>16126058
Who the fuck breads a fried banana like that

>> No.16135247

>>16134232
>universal
Best part of universal is that the patrician class can buy a pass to bypass most of the lines. Wait three hours to ride the Hairy Pooter ride? Nope. Ride it three times in an hour. And savor the looks of the trailer trash faces as you walk by them for the third time. Much kek.

>> No.16135260

>>16133102
You sound like a completely miserable person.

>> No.16135288

>>16130578
Did your wife’s boyfriend buy you a switch the day after you got snipped

>> No.16135396

>>16135247
I do this at aquatica but I have autism and get a unlimited fast pass for Disney

>> No.16135406

>>16124724
chimichangas and churros and turkey legs until the day I fucking die

>> No.16135433

>>16125132
He is just trying to cope. He spends a lot of money for his family and hope they appreciate the experience. Cut him some slack, he sounds like a good dude.

>> No.16135439

>>16133280
Sorry anon, your mom got fucked by someone who is not your father.

>> No.16135454

>>16133502
This. Me and my girl have a 7 night cruise in July to San Juan, St. Maarten, Tortola, and the Dominican Republic. Celebrity cruises who paired with Daniel Boulud to design the menus. All we are going to do is eat, drink, and fuck. When we get ashore we have motorbikes reserved on each island to go explore. Cruises like anything else in life are what you make of them.

>> No.16135545

>>16134213
This, it's really not hard.

>> No.16135558

>>16135247
This. And it is very east too. Just stay at Portofino or the Hard Rock and you get the fast passes for free + early park admission and a free water boat ride right to the park. Walking past all the poorfags stuck nuts to butts is as kino as it gets.

>> No.16135563

>>16124760
What is this?

>> No.16135586

>>16135563
Fish semen sushi, called shirako in Japanese. It means "white children."
I was saying fish cum is better than overpriced Disney food.

>> No.16135637

>>16127140
I didn't even know they closed it I haven't been in years I got hammered there a few times

>> No.16135644

>>16124735
>being on vacation and taking a cruise omg that sounds like torture
Ok drama queen.

>> No.16135649

Went to fucking Disney World for thr first time in 2019 (I've been in Florida since 2001)
and it fucking sucked. All the food sucked and was overpriced. It was magic kingdom.
You think it's worth giving disney another shot? Maybe Animal Kingdom or epcot?(The idea of paying out the ass for :"international" food and drinks doesn't sound too appealing)_

>> No.16135681

>>16124724
"Food"

>> No.16136055

>>16135649
Disney is only worthwhile if you have kids or in my case, my nieces and nephews. Animal Kingdom does have the new Avatar ride which is incredible but not worth the price of admission alone. Universal Studios has much better rides and is less cheesy

>> No.16136061

>>16124735
Cruises are fun

>> No.16136065

>>16133102
God you sound like an annoying fag

>> No.16136393

>>16134213
I'm not against people doing it on a budget, that guy was just acting like he's some caped crusader sticking it to the man with his super exclusive cheap ass skills.

>> No.16136399

>>16135649
What restaurants did you go to? There is really good food, you just have to look a little.

Also if food is your main goal, Epcot during the Food and Wine Festival is absolutely worth going to.

>> No.16136513

>>16126401

Everything, and that's not counting the environmental impact. Though even if that shit was greener than grass I'd rather commit sudoku. Fucking Americans have like ten days off a year and then spent it on a cruise, mindlessly shovelling garbage in their fat fucking mouths while surrounded by like-minded retards. Why the fuck wouldn't you go to, Jesus, literally any other place? Go to the beach at Oaxaca, smoke hash in Amsterdam, go clubbing in Berlin, have breakfast in Istanbul, visit the Tate Modern. I'm getting upset even typing this, those uncultured fucking swine. I detest them, their inferiority is almost baffling.

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>>16136513

>> No.16136537

>>16136513
haha

>> No.16136547

>>16136526

If that's what you got from that you must be retarded. It's more like seeing a trainwreck and not being able to look away.

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>>16136547

>> No.16136823

>>16136393
Ah yeah that’s fair

>> No.16136873

>>16124724
overpriced as fuck disney world food

>> No.16136888

>>16135288
Yes actually, I even posted a pic online. Why are you asking?

>> No.16137038

>>16126570
those are always way less delicious than they look. always was super let down by those in korea

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>>16136513
>>16136547

Absolutely obsessed.

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I don't care much about Star Wars, but that breakfast Ronto Wrap is killer.

>> No.16137071

>>16137038
what are they?

>> No.16137074
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>>16136547
>s-so what if I'm obsessed and can't stop thinking about them, if I keep watching I b-bet I'll feel better about myself

>> No.16137114

>>16126190
>This but Americans also just love to do retared shit

Obsessed faggot

>> No.16137133

>>16136513
>Everything, and that's not counting the environmental impact.
> wouldn't you go to, Jesus, literally any other place? Go to the beach at Oaxaca, smoke hash in Amsterdam, go clubbing in Berlin, have breakfast in Istanbul, visit the Tate Modern

Do you have any idea how much carbon pollution jet liners cause?

>NOOOO ONLY HECKIN CRUISERINOS CAUSE POLLUTION
>INTERNATIONAL AIR TRAVEL IS LE GREEN

Fucking idiot, do they teach anything in European schools besides being a brainless automaton for your socialist overlords.

>smoke hash

Explains a lot

>> No.16137174

>>16130578
Why is it that people who are the most vocal about not want kids the biggest manchildren themselves who waste all their money on children’s activities and amusements?

It’s probably for the best you don’t reproduce.

>> No.16137180

>>16137174
>Why is it that people who are the most vocal about not want kids the biggest manchildren themselves
Would you like to try this again in English?

>> No.16137258

>>16136393
you’re a mad jew

>> No.16137264

>>16136513
>and that's not counting the environmental impact
made it too obvious

>> No.16137295

>>16134232
Rare time I agree with an anime poster

>> No.16137303

>>16135644
He said the most hellish vacation, not the most hellish thing. Drama queen.

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You should try the Grey Stuff, it is actually delicious.

>> No.16137854

>>16134270
I had Monte Cristo's with my grandma last weekend and it was 10x better than any Disney trip.

>> No.16137886

>>16137854
If all you've eaten in life is shit then of course you think it tastes good.

>> No.16137908

>>16137686
I found it to be the least of the three desserts.

>> No.16137913

>>16137908
Agreed, the macaroon was top notch.

>> No.16137922

>>16133102
Cruises are what you make of it. Much of the spending isn't mandatory and you get to visit many different places and not have to worry about accommodations. The one I went on with my grandparents had this retired history professor give daily lectures about the next island we would visit. Excursions can be very fun but are expensive. Some cruise lines don't stop at port for very long and those are more consoomer oriented but not all of them are like that.

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No comfier place to eat.

>> No.16138073

>>16137913
The macaron was excellent. I'm kind of surprised they don't sell them on their own at Magic Kingdom.

>> No.16138081

>>16137955
Where is this at? Yuppie Land?

>> No.16138088

>>16134270
>cal
why

>> No.16138102

>>16138081
Hollywood Studios.

>> No.16138116

>>16124751
All dogs are valid <3

>> No.16138128

>>16138102
Soulless

>> No.16138140

>>16130578
holy fuck you're so cucked. keep consuming, never reproduce. your ancestors are smiling down on you. all their suffering for tens of thousands of years, the end result being you, was worth it so you could mutilate your reproductive ability so you could spend your time consuming shit and dying, never leaving your mark on this world. kys

>> No.16138147

>>16138140
you seem extremely bitter anon. i guess having children didn't make your life better.

>> No.16138165

>>16138140
If the only mark you leave on the world is having a child, something even the most retarded worthless person can do, then you have not accomplished much.

>> No.16138184

>>16133502
>>16135260
>>16136065
Didn't ask faggots kill yourselves

>> No.16138314

>>16130995
>>16131908
I didn't say it was a banana in the OP, I was expanding on the idea of the person that I replied to.

>> No.16139141

>>16138165
And what does consuming industrial waste and working as a sales manager in some no-name office leave behind? At least your child has the opportunity to do what you didn’t.

>> No.16139359

>>16138140
Lmao you call me cucked for getting to fuck without the possibility of some unexpected shitlet happening as a result, and generally getting to enjoy my life any way I wish, meanwhile you're stuck posting on /ck/ as an escape from your shitty house husband life.

This world is fucked. I didn't see any reason to willingly bring something into it. If only we could get Poos and Chinks to adopt this idea we might actually get by. Unfortunately, children are had in great numbers by the generally stupid. Case in point, (You).

>>16137174
Working my way through this text vomit, it appears you are more than somewhat disgruntled by the fact that you didn't get to do fun things as a kid and are now resigned to deflect on others by assuming this sort of childish shit isn't extremely fun.

Never been to Disney land but if OP enjoyed it who the fat fuck are you to give a shit or look down on it?

>>16135288
>get snipped so that we can fuck more often without worry if she misses a pill
>this means I'm cucked
The mental gymnastics is truly breathtaking.

>>16134173
I'll take your word for it.

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>>16139359
>The mental gymnastics is truly breathtaking.
don't worry, this kid probably pounds off to the sound of his parents hate fucking eachother to make another little fucking loser so they can just ignore him and cross their fingers that this one wont stare at his moms tits at the dinner table.

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>>16136888
CHECK'D

>> No.16139406

>>16139394
>pounds off
>pounds off

>> No.16139412

>>16137133
>>NOOOO ONLY HECKIN CRUISERINOS CAUSE POLLUTION
>>INTERNATIONAL AIR TRAVEL IS LE GREEN
Not that anon but to be fair cruise liners specifically dump out infinitely more pollution than planes. Five million cars traveling a mile pollute the same amount as an average 2000 person cruise liner does over that same mile.

>> No.16139421

>>16139406
oh shit, i forgot, daddy taught him how to use his pillow.

>> No.16139466

i'm going to Disneyland next month, give me your favorite food to try. keep in mind whats open and closed due to covid.