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16111224 No.16111224 [Reply] [Original]

>dominos has 50% off menu price pizzas if you order it for "carside delivery" only
>click coupon
>choose pizzas
>you saved $28.19 with this coupon
>ok so it's really 50% off
>how do you wanna pay
>click pay at store
>if you choose this option the order will convert to carryout and all discounts will be taken off
>carside delivery forces you to use contactless payment method like credit card or paypal
>also you must provide your car details and flash your hazards when you arrive and text that you're here
>note: you cannot walk up to pick it up with carside delivery, please use carryout if you wanna walk up

So in order to get the 50% discount, you need a credit card, an internet-connected smartphone AND a car?
Why the fuck??

>> No.16111230

Just get a credit card, an internet-connected smartphone AND a car.

>> No.16111240

>>16111224
most functioning adults have those things

>> No.16111244

>>16111224
What type of piece of shit are you if you don’t have all of these is 2021
>cityfags bitching about cars need not apply

>> No.16111250

>>16111224
>So in order to get the 50% discount, you need a credit card, an internet-connected smartphone AND a car?
Yes.
It's shit, but businesses are businesses. If you want to play hardball, just do it and go in to complain that the carhop missed your car. Now you've got a 100% discount.

>> No.16111259

>>16111224
>carside delivery
>has to be done in a car
wow wtf

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>>16111224
>anime poster
>failure at life

Ya love to see it

>> No.16111265

>>16111244
There are people who think $400+ a month is a reasonable car payment, meanwhile I bought an absolute junker for $2100 six years ago and haven't had to spend a cent on repairing it.

>> No.16111292

>>16111265
how is it a junker if it hasn't required a single cent to repair in six years?

I bought a junker for $1500 once and it had loads of engine problems including a leaky evap system that would emit gasoline odors from the fuel injectors if I ever filled the gas tank more than half full and a water pump that was on it's way out, which failed one day and made the entire block overheat and crack in minutes at which point I scrapped the car.

>> No.16111320

>>16111230
this

>> No.16111335

>>16111224
Just make your own pizza

>> No.16111344

>>16111335
>anime poster
>any basic skills whatsoever

Anon, I....

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>>16111261

>> No.16111354

>>16111244
half of zoomers don't drive. in about 15 years it went from you being weird not driving at 18 to completely normal

>> No.16111359

>>16111244
Cars are too expensive for a single income minimum wage in canada. Everyone is like "get a car get a car" meanwhile I'm $50 in the green month per month.

>> No.16111364

>>16111354
Its not their fault nobody can afford to own a fucking car anymore.

>> No.16111365

Would you guys pay $16 for a large calzone and a gyro? I'm not OP but I'm trying to undo the "get the most pizza for the least money" mentality.

>> No.16111369

you're like a pizza incel now because of how society persecutes you

>> No.16111382

>>16111261
>>16111351
STOP. MAKING. FUN OF ME.

>> No.16111391

>>16111359
>>16111364
To be fair I don't really know what the low end market on vehicles is anymore especially in leafland but I imagine it's only worse from regulations and things like cash for clunkers here wiping out old cars. You rarely see beaters here anymore. Probably doesn't help the average kid is less mechanically inclined to buy a $1250 shitbox that gets the job done anyway. Everyone has to have a shiny minitank now.

>> No.16111425

>>16111359
Buy a shitbox nigger

>> No.16111790

>>16111382
maybe they wouldn't make fun of you if you made your own pizza
you should join the cast iron gang

>> No.16111798

>>16111359
your parents were particularly successful people, were they?

>> No.16111927

>>16111359
Let me guess, you live in an apartment in some big city, don't you.

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>>16111927

>> No.16112121

>>16111224
>be 25
>parents are fat lazy pieces of shit that refuse to help me at all
>finally learn I can pay a driving school to use their car to get my drivers license
>buy crappy $500 car
>in two months I've already made over 2k

you can do it op, dont let anyone hold you back

>> No.16112204

>>16112048
Exactly, but it can be even better than that
>$150,000
I live in a $30k single bedroom townhouse in a small town in a flyover state. My morgtage payment is an order of magnitude less than that rent, and I fucking own the place.
If you're poor, get the fuck out of the city, simple as.

>> No.16112420

>>16112121
Based, good job anon

>> No.16112601

>>16112420
thanks frand
as soon as i got my license i also stopped smoking pot and drinking beer entirely and my life has improved 1000x
ive lost a ton of weight and started dominating conversations with strangers, all those redpills on /pol/ are right about women.
they want to be treated like children
During work I've started telling women who ask me "can you put on your mask"; "sure, if you can show me your tits"
it just makes them laugh and beg me even harder to just wear it, which I then do out of courtesy